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Khanstant
Apr 5, 2007

etalian posted:

given the average health and fitness of red states, I don't think the FEMA death camps will even be necessary.

i never knew what horror-movie fear analogy fema death camps were supposed to represent anyway, best interpretation i can think of is using them to kill off the sick and old which would be great if those weren't the some of the mosting demanding and votingest groups

edit: when I get old I promise not to vote and just slip quietly into peace while kids are getting nanobots injected into their assholes or whatever while they be a worthless egneration of lazies or whatever young generations do

Khanstant fucked around with this message at 20:40 on Apr 11, 2015

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Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

i want another 2008 election that one was fun

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

Dr Cheeto posted:

For real if the GOP can keep the lid on their loving insane presidential primary Bush is a real contender

It won't matter because they'll continue cleaning up in Congress due in part to crazy Gerrymandering lmao

fortunately tea partiers and freepers run the GOP now. So :freep: HITLARY :freep: has a good chance of winning.

What will happen though is that she'll poll well and everyone will think she's going to win but she'll lose because no one bothers to vote. She's basically John Kerry

And liberals will fail to realize that and blame GOP malfeasance instead

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

redshirt posted:

But Dems do put some limits on Big Business

lol

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Stick Figure Mafia posted:

i want another 2008 election that one was fun

The Romney or McCain head in clouds fuhrer bunker presidential campaign will always hold a special place in my heart.

President Kucinich
Feb 21, 2003

Bitterly Clinging to my AK47 and Das Kapital

If you like your FEMA death camp, you can keep your FEMA death camp.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Paul/Walker 2016

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007


Yeah like credit card terms weren't completely changed thanks to Senator Warren.

#bothsides

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine
You really can't make a decent argument for voting for Hillary other than "just vote democrat because I say so"

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
She's like Ronnie because scandals slide off her like teflon

Only the analogy is more accurate because she is a woman and as such should be cooking in the kitchen

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

The Taint Reaper posted:

You really can't make a decent argument for voting for Hillary other than "just vote democrat because I say so"

Well you can just say "the alternative is pushing us further towards dominionism, war, and poverty".

Pretty convincing imo.

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

Jastiger posted:

Well you can just say "the alternative is pushing us further towards dominionism, war, and poverty".

Pretty convincing imo.

That's impossible, Obama can't run for another term.

Fergus Mac Roich
Nov 5, 2008

Soiled Meat

The Taint Reaper posted:

You really can't make a decent argument for voting for Hillary other than "just vote democrat because I say so"

the alternative is too terrible to consider.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

The Taint Reaper posted:

You really can't make a decent argument for voting for Hillary other than "just vote democrat because I say so"

we need more corporate friendly centrist democrats in the white house.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

i cant wait to vote for america's next top war criminal

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

hitler or hitler lite - it is your decision!! get out the vote america

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

how many people can the robot war machine grind into dust for cynical, poorly thought out strategic aims?? less???? or more???????

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme
lol if you aren't willing and prepared to commit dozens of heinous war crimes in the name of freedom

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

Fergus Mac Roich posted:

the alternative is too terrible to consider.

Again Obama cannot run for another Term.

Do people understand how US laws work?

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme
actually hillary is good

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

shes actually really bad and also not cool

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme

TEAYCHES posted:

shes actually really bad and also not cool

in fact, hillary is good. AND cool.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Concerned Citizen posted:

in fact, hillary is good. AND cool.

hosed up, good thing its not true

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine
I support whichever candidate who will promise to build more book depositories around the Washington D.C. area.

We must tackle the issue of illiteracy in america. Give the people the shot in the brain that they need.

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme

TEAYCHES posted:

hosed up, good thing its not true

i see your parry, and i riposte thus: actually it's fact, and hillary is good.

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

The Taint Reaper posted:

That's impossible, Obama can't run for another term.

Bad trolling.

Go reap some taints in Iran or something goddam. *bombs you*

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
hillary is from park ridge Q.E.D. shes bad

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

"bomb bomb bomb iran" - hillary clinton

"the bloodthirsty dictator of egypt is my good friend" - hilldog clinton

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

will we be able to text in our vote for president this year

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

TEAYCHES posted:

will we be able to text in our vote for president this year

No, we have to go physically to a voting booth on Tuesday because it takes so long to get to town on our mule cart, in November because all the crops are harvested.

naem
May 29, 2011

If Hillary gets elected can it be 1997 again

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
I like Hillary.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Pick posted:

I like Hillary.

sheeple

naem
May 29, 2011

Don't ban guns this time though pls thnks

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

she gonna bomb Iran to prove her grrrl power.

old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Fergus Mac Roich posted:

the alternative is too terrible to consider.

This isn't politics lol - I cannot believe how many goons just spout this poo poo daily especially when faced with the fact you're voting for an horrible candidate "TCH, BETTER THAN THE OTHER GUY!!". Politics is about voting for candidates, not your lovely team. Both teams are literal gently caress nuggets; Republicans can't lead the country anymore because they're loving crazy and Democrats can't run the country because they're shiftless shitheads who can't accomplish anything. Guess what kind of motivation knowing the other party is running unelectable morons is?? The United States is essentially now a one party system and the party left is selling out goons futures and monitoring their porn habbits & phone calls and ensuring all the 100's of 1000's of jobs created are at Gas Stations and Starbucks. This is why everything is just lol, even more lol if you actually vote for this stupid bitch and keep sucking the status quo cock like a good little robot

Pick posted:

I like Hillary.

Yeah but you're a woman so you're allowed to since the only people that care about your opinion is the dude boning you

old fat bird fucked around with this message at 00:14 on Apr 12, 2015

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Monstrous Dooklord posted:

This isn't politics lol - I cannot believe how many goons just spout this poo poo daily especially when faced with the fact you're voting for an horrible candidate "TCH, BETTER THAN THE OTHER GUY!!". Politics is about voting for candidates, not your lovely team. Both teams are literal gently caress nuggets; Republicans can't lead the country anymore because they're loving crazy and Democrats can't run the country because they're shiftless shitheads who can't accomplish anything. Guess what kind of motivation knowing the other party is running unelectable morons is?? The United States is essentially now a one party system and the party left is selling out goons futures and monitoring their porn habbits & phone calls and ensuring all the 100's of 1000's of jobs created are at Gas Stations and Starbucks. This is why everything is just lol, even more lol if you actually vote for this stupid bitch and keep sucking the status quo cock like a good little robot

:agreed:

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

Monstrous Dooklord posted:

Democrats can't run the country because they're shiftless shitheads who can't accomplish anything.

"I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat." - Will Rogers

At least there have been times when Republicans weren't batshit insane

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Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme
yeah we live in a one party system *ralph nader costs gore the election and america is sucked into a never ending war in the middle east*

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