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I'll be honest, for women of any size, the biggest thing is self-confidence and just a non-lovely personality in general. If they find themselves attractive, I probably will too, and vice versa.
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MrChips posted:Then there's Nellie's, which I used to love until I found out they seasoned their food with mice, dead and/or alive, assorted Locally sourced, all natural seasoning.
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Apr 12, 2015 03:04
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congratulations on being adopted by a baller cat, 14.
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Apr 12, 2015 03:56
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DICKPOCALYPSE NOW posted:Thick or thin doesnt matter one bit to me as long as they have the one thing I need in a woman. You should see if the DSM V is the same diagnosis.
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Apr 12, 2015 03:58
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Every time you guys mention DSM I keep thinking Officer 13" Dickpocalypse's taste in girls involves them owning an Eclipse / Talon. AI, you've ruined me.
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Apr 12, 2015 04:03
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T1g4h posted:Every time you guys mention DSM I keep thinking Officer 13" Dickpocalypse's taste in girls involves them owning an Eclipse / Talon. AI, you've ruined me. Here's something you'll never hear again: I don't think crankwalk is in the DSM 
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Apr 12, 2015 04:05
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I had to mention it as my wife has a PhD in psychology. Not the tell me your feelings kind, the business kind. She still had to take the feelings kind of classes for a while.
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Apr 12, 2015 04:07
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My dad got a big rear end box full of lovely old Hell's Angels/car racing/knock-off Easy Rider type DVDs and VHS tapes from an old friend of his brother, and he let me pick through them. "Meh." "Lame." "Oh, Jackass 2, neat" "Ha, what, Gary Busey?" "Eh." ... "Holy gently caress, Grand Prix!" I'd always heard you guys raving about this and have never been able to find it, nor had I ever seen it so I was pretty pumped to score a two-disc DVD set with special features and poo poo. Had a bit of Woodford Reserve and watched up until the "Intermission." My inner hardcore Formula 1 nerd is quite pleased at the moment.
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Apr 12, 2015 04:14
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T1g4h posted:Every time you guys mention DSM I keep thinking Officer 13" Dickpocalypse's taste in girls involves them owning an Eclipse / Talon. AI, you've ruined me. Nothing quite that self destructive, man. Gotta draw the line somewhere.
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Apr 12, 2015 04:24
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I'm not super keen on chubby girls if I'm honest. I prefer them brunette, 5'3"-5'7", petite and/or athletic. You know the type ...when you look at her and wonder if she approaches sex like it's a competitive sport (spoiler alert: they usually do  )T-Square posted:My dad got a big rear end box full of lovely old Hell's Angels/car racing/knock-off Easy Rider type DVDs and VHS tapes from an old friend of his brother, and he let me pick through them. Grand Prix is such a solid movie, I need to watch it again sometime. That and Apollo 13, The Right Stuff and Battle of Britain. I sense a moviefest coming on...
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Apr 12, 2015 04:36
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leica posted:I love chubby girls, fit girls remind me of dudes and it turns me off big time. Women should have soft, not hard bodies, so as a result chubby girls are more feminine and attractive to me My future wife has big tits and junk in the trunk. She likes to have sex all the time, doesn't mind my car hobby.... Yep I got it made 
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Apr 12, 2015 04:44
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Watching I Still Know What You Did Last Summer. Jennifer Love Hewitt was 100 different kinds of fine back then And according to GIS, still is Tide fucked around with this message at 05:17 on Apr 12, 2015 |
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Apr 12, 2015 05:13
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Catte chat: The moment I opened my front door tonight, The Dude hauled rear end out and nearly knocked me down. Cue spending 5 minutes chasing him between bushes before he finally goes back inside.  He's chipped, but damned if I can get him to wear a collar. He always manages to get it stuck in his mouth, like a ball gag. So I've rediscovered a side effect of NOT drinking. My blood sugar plummeted today. Started feeling shaky and out of it, thought it was w/d, so I popped a klonopin, waited 30 minutes, and I felt worse (just a bit calmer), so I checked my sugar. 55. That was after a snack too! I guess the Paula Deen organ is confused by the sudden decrease in sugar intake.
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Apr 12, 2015 05:20
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BrokenKnucklez posted:My future wife has big tits and junk in the trunk. She likes to have sex all the time, doesn't mind my car hobby.... Pretty much my wife too, she's thick in all the right places, has to custom order her bras if ya know what I mean. They ain't cheap but it's worth it 
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Apr 12, 2015 05:21
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leica posted:Pretty much my wife too, she's thick in all the right places, has to custom order her bras if ya know what I mean. They ain't cheap but it's worth it From where? I'd like to do something nice for my wife.
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Apr 12, 2015 05:27
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I tried the fit girl thing... Just didn't do it for me. Boy rear end girls just don't do it for me. Just need curves!
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Apr 12, 2015 05:31
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Ya'll crazy.
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Apr 12, 2015 05:40
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QuarkMartial posted:From where? I'd like to do something nice for my wife. http://myintimacy.com/?utm_source=newsletter&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=4.7%20New%20email%20ICY She has to get fitted though, so you have to find a retailer near you. We don't have any even close to us, so the last time we were in Boston she was fitted at the retail store there, once she's fitted she's golden and can order online any time. LOL bra chat
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BrokenKnucklez posted:I tried the fit girl thing... Just didn't do it for me. Boy rear end girls just don't do it for me. Just need curves! You know, Sir Mix-A-Lot has a huge collection of cars, I wonder if there's a correlation
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Apr 12, 2015 05:47
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Just realized that I might be compensating with an extended cab and long bed. 
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Apr 12, 2015 07:21
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MrChips posted:know the type ...when you look at her and wonder if she approaches sex like it's a competitive sport (spoiler alert: they usually do Dude I'm telling you that poo poo's basically two day old coffee compared to the life affirming adrenaline rush of bagging and tagging someone who at any moment has the equal chance to either crawl spiderlegged backwards across the cieling while screaming at you in a long dead language or show how much you mean to them by proudly showing off both your names inside the sloppily carved heart smack dab in the middle of her forearm fifteen minutes into your second date.
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Quite A Tool posted:Ya'll crazy. leica posted:LOL bra chat 
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Apr 12, 2015 09:01
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Literally anything is better than whenever strollerchat rears its ugly overpriced head though
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Apr 12, 2015 09:10
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my cab is crew and my bed is short
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I hate it when that happens.
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I can certainly dig women with a bit of meat on their bones, but it has to be "strong fat", not "flabby fat", if that makes sense. I guess the difference between like a farm girl and someone who's never lifted anything heavy in her life. I was dating a girl a while back who was even a dietitian and into the whole no-carb thing. But she was still firmly in the latter category, probably due to a complete lack of strength training. Diet can only take you so far. At the opposite end of the scale, there's a girl at my crossfit club who's about the same height and I'm guessing roughly the same weight. But she's buff in a very feminine way, she's got the muscle:fat ratio to be hot without looking ripped. And now I sound all superficial, I guess.
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KozmoNaut posted:And now I sound all superficial, I guess. Cars and Coffee today. Should be a good turnout, 1100+ people RSVP'd on facebook which means parking is going to fill up fast. Starts at 8 so I didn't plan on leaving until 7:45 or so at the earliest. Brother is working it (his dealership chain is hosting) so they were up at 5am...which means I was up at 5am because they are loud as hell. Oh well who needs sleep.
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Fo3 posted:
At least guys in AI have seen a bra on a women wohse name doesnt end in .jpg. Most of us even know how to take one off from said woman.
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NitroSpazzz posted:I figure if I work out, don't eat like poo poo and try to improve myself there's no reason I can't expect the same. That's pretty much my philosophy as well. Something about treating others as you wish them to treat you, I guess.
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Apr 12, 2015 11:12
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NitroSpazzz posted:I prefer "fit chicks" or at least someone who is active and takes care of themselves. I figure if I work out, don't eat like poo poo and try to improve myself there's no reason I can't expect the same. I got my partner a Tri bike as on the hope she would follow my lead and get off her rear end. To her credit, she did. The line of shiney bling for her races is considerably bigger than mine now! She's overweight but now she's going for doing a half Ironman late this year - I am not arguing at all because you think overweight is going to last long with the kind of training you need to do for that? Hopefully by early next year I'll have 4 half IM's under the belt and I'll go for a full Ironman in December 2016.
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Woman chat: I prefer the more fit varieties of women. I don't care for large boobs and a fat rear end because it usually comes with a propensity to become very overweight and large women are just unattractive to me. I always thought that sporty spice was the hottest one because she was so...tight? I dunno. I guess I like straight sides and a boyish figure on a woman. My wife is a tomboy with short hair. She's 5'5" tall and about 105 lbs with a 6 pack and she runs faster than me. She was a former bodybuilder and figure competitor. I love me some muscular women. Maybe I'm borderline gay, I don't give a poo poo. All I know is my wife is chill as gently caress and pretty much a dude with a vagina. I love my wife  Sorry for the humblebrag, but I honestly think most goons would say she's build like a guy, but I know none of you would kick her out of bed for eating crackers.E: we all like different things and there's an rear end for every seat 
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Apr 12, 2015 11:58
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So you basically married Buck Angel, or?
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I was pretty much picturing that lesbians who look like justin beiber blog in my head but ymmv
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KozmoNaut posted:So you basically married Buck Angel, or? I learn so much in AI
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I'm actually legit surprised that given the sheer volume of attractive young ladies packing more heat than a Texas NRA convention on the internet that there arent more rugged buff manly biker dudes who just happen to have a front butt as well
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Apr 12, 2015 12:21
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KozmoNaut posted:So you basically married Buck Angel, or? I'm not *that* gay. Basically I married sporty spice (Melanie Chisolm), but from Deer Park, TX
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I.......... don't have a preference when it comes to women though I admittedly have a soft spot for redheads.
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Skinny girls don't really do anything for me. Either soft and fat or muscular and hard is good, although the first is better than the second in my opinion. Fat girls are cute. vv This is a strangely unpopular opinion, but brunettes are my favorite. I'm not really that shallow, though. DICK's criteria applies, if adjusted to bipolar disorder and/or anxiety issues.
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Women chat: I have never told a women no. Crazy or not skinny or big, its like eating a bag of jellybeans with your eyes closed. Everything is good and different, then you get a black licorice and it reminds you of why the others are so great.( Black licorice can be substituted for other flavors)
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 Got my fireplace installed today. Gonna be nice not having to run the reverse cycle to warm the place up, that shits getting expensive. And Im really chuffed that our ducted AC design works and we can pump hot air from the room with the fire in it to the rest of the house! drat efficient too- had it going since about 2pm and its eaten 4 pieces of wood 6" diameter in that time, and the last two will go all night
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