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Mexican Deathgasm
Aug 17, 2010

Ramrod XTreme
PYF ONION



Green onion is amazingly versatile. Almost anywhere you put cheese, you can put green onion and it will make it better.

Anyway, for actual anti-food porn:



Rappie pie, an amazingly delicious Acadian dish that doesn't really photograph well.

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A Jupiter
Apr 25, 2010

Yolo Swaggins Esq posted:

Old mate Abbott ate a raw onion like an apple, and if that's not a good argument against them, I don't know what is.

Builders eat small onion

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

Mexican Deathgasm posted:

Green onion is amazingly versatile. Almost anywhere you put cheese, you can put green onion and it will make it better.

Macaroni and Cheese Green Onion?
Grilled Cheese Green Onion Sandwich?

Not a snowballs chance in hell. :colbert:

Cream-of-Plenty
Apr 21, 2010

"The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering."

Yolo Swaggins Esq posted:

Old mate Abbott ate a raw onion like an apple, and if that's not a good argument against them, I don't know what is.

My workplace got into a real betting frenzy a while back, and we were placing bets on everything. Some people bet that one of our coworkers wouldn't notice that their apple had been replaced with an onion (mid-snack). The old man bit into it and it didn't even phase him.

Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

EZipperelli posted:

Macaroni and Cheese Green Onion?
Grilled Cheese Green Onion Sandwich?

Not a snowballs chance in hell. :colbert:



I think he meant macaroni and cheese with green onion

Mexican Deathgasm
Aug 17, 2010

Ramrod XTreme

Pomp posted:

I think he meant macaroni and cheese with green onion

Yeah this, I wasn't being very clear.

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

Pomp posted:

I think he meant macaroni and cheese with green onion

Thank god... I literally was sitting here thinking of all the ways to replace cheese with green onions, and my tastebuds were cringing.

salty fries make me cry
Oct 3, 2007

~~i'm outside ur window~~
~throwin bricks at teh moon~
Onions are loving amazing both raw and cooked. The only reason I don't just put a big slab of raw onion on sandwiches is because it'll make me smell bad. I have done it before though.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
hey guys onions

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

onions are okay

AnonSpore
Jan 19, 2012

"I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"
I daresay, onions might even be Good

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
I love onions.

bawk
Mar 31, 2013

i loving love raw potatoes. yukon golds, washed, sliced thin, covered in garlic salt with tapatio on the side

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




eat the onion like an apple

Captain Jesus
Feb 26, 2009

What's wrong with you? You don't even have your beer goggles on!!
There's a cheap eatery near where I work that posts examples of their menu on facebook every day. Let's just say the images don't really make me want to eat there.





beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

Captain Jesus posted:

There's a cheap eatery near where I work that posts examples of their menu on facebook every day. Let's just say the images don't really make me want to eat there.



Is that a loving kneecap with mashed potatoes?

Also where on earth is this eatery?

thespaceinvader
Mar 30, 2011

The slightest touch from a Gol-Shogeg will result in Instant Death!
I... is that supposed to be pea and ham soup?

Captain Jesus
Feb 26, 2009

What's wrong with you? You don't even have your beer goggles on!!

beato posted:

Is that a loving kneecap with mashed potatoes?

Also where on earth is this eatery?

It's in the Czech Republic. Here's a link to their facebook page with the gallery of their amazing dishes: https://www.facebook.com/jidelna.maj?fref=ts. I think that thing in the picture is some kind of a pork roll.

thespaceinvader posted:

I... is that supposed to be pea and ham soup?

It's supposed to be lentil soup. Sometimes it's served with ham or some kind of smoked meat in it. I've never seen such a lazy execution of that concept before.

Captain Jesus has a new favorite as of 10:24 on Apr 12, 2015

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

FutonForensic posted:

I found a deep-fried shoe


I'll be the one to say it: That looks delicious.

Leper Residue
Sep 28, 2003

To where no dog has gone before.

Captain Jesus posted:

There's a cheap eatery near where I work that posts examples of their menu on facebook every day. Let's just say the images don't really make me want to eat there.




I spent a while wondering why people weren't commenting on the raw chicken, but apparently that's like an inside out cordon bleu? I think?

Fo3
Feb 14, 2004

RAAAAARGH!!!! GIFT CARDS ARE FUCKING RETARDED!!!!

(I need a hug)

Mexican Deathgasm posted:

PYF ONION
Green onion is amazingly versatile. Almost anywhere you put cheese, you can put green onion and it will make it better.

Green onion/scallion/spring onion is awesome, and a must grow food for people even with limited space. So useful in asian cooking, or even western creamy salads.
Best thing about it, if you buy a bunch, it will go limp and sad in the fridge, but the stuff will continue to not only survive but will actually grow at ambient temp.
If they have the barest of roots on them, they will quickly recover no matter how long they've been laying around. So plant some stalks in a pot of dirt, give it some water and it will last for ages. I bought a bunch over a month ago and they are still surviving and growing in a pot outside.
When it comes to a major meal I'll pull them up to chop the whites, but right now I'm only snipping some green tops for garnish.

A Jupiter posted:

Yeah I mean I'm from northern China and they just eat huge stalks of green onions raw during mealtime. I don't expect other people from other cultures to do this, and certainly don't expect them to like something raw if they like the same thing cooked and seasoned.

Also I've done this science experiment where apparently if you serve someone raw potatoes and tell them its apple they can't tell the difference.

When I was about 10 years old, I had a friend who's parents had a good backyard vege garden. We always used to eat raw onion greens and loquats there, it was awesome.

Fo3 has a new favorite as of 14:02 on Apr 12, 2015

Fatty
Sep 13, 2004
Not really fat

Cream-of-Plenty posted:

My workplace got into a real betting frenzy a while back, and we were placing bets on everything. Some people bet that one of our coworkers wouldn't notice that their apple had been replaced with an onion (mid-snack). The old man bit into it and it didn't even phase him.

I think you might have to start a commission to look into corruption in lunchtime betting.

empty sea
Jul 17, 2011

gonna saddle my seahorse and float out to the sunset

Leper Residue posted:

I spent a while wondering why people weren't commenting on the raw chicken, but apparently that's like an inside out cordon bleu? I think?

I had my doubts until I saw the "slice of cold deli ham slapped onto a bowl of soup" pic, you really think that kitchen cares if they bring out raw chicken?

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


Every lunch I've ever had in Czech Republic looked like that. A simple salad of lettuce, tomato, and onion with no seasoning or dressing next to something gross. With a soup.

My least favorite part of my business trips is lunch, and I don't even like working.

There is plenty of good food, but even good restaurants serve only poo poo between 11 and 2.

Mouse Dresser
Sep 4, 2002

This isn't Middle Earth, Quentin. There aren't enough noble quests to go around.

SLOSifl posted:

Every lunch I've ever had in Czech Republic looked like that. A simple salad of lettuce, tomato, and onion with no seasoning or dressing next to something gross. With a soup.

My least favorite part of my business trips is lunch, and I don't even like working.

There is plenty of good food, but even good restaurants serve only poo poo between 11 and 2.

Agreed. I spent 2 weeks in Prague for a conference and I shamefully ate at KFC twice just to avoid the :iiam: soup and salad of the day at the local places near the convention center.

ninjahedgehog
Feb 17, 2011

It's time to kick the tires and light the fires, Big Bird.


Cream-of-Plenty posted:

My workplace got into a real betting frenzy a while back, and we were placing bets on everything. Some people bet that one of our coworkers wouldn't notice that their apple had been replaced with an onion (mid-snack). The old man bit into it and it didn't even phase him.

Did you also bet on how many jellybeans were in the receptionist's jar? Or how long one of your coworkers would talk to her boyfriend?

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Glad to hear that when we went on a class trip to Prague in the 90s and I lost a ton of weight that wasn't just me being picky.

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

ninjahedgehog posted:

Did you also bet on how many jellybeans were in the receptionist's jar? Or how long one of your coworkers would talk to her boyfriend?

You wouldn't believe how much he made on the side-bet on how many chick-flicks she'd mention while explaining Netflix

Simply Simon
Nov 6, 2010

📡scanning🛰️ for good game 🎮design🦔🦔🦔

My Lovely Horse posted:

Glad to hear that when we went on a class trip to Prague in the 90s and I lost a ton of weight that wasn't just me being picky.
Prague Mensa food during a 9-month stay there quickly made me lose a lot of picky eating habits.

Though I gotta say, whenever I ate at an actual restaurant, the food was amazing. The Czech can cook, but holy hell can they not cook cheaply in an edible manner.

modernwinglish
Dec 28, 2012

I'll squawk the world and molt with you
Social media recipes are some of the worst.







More from Southern Comfort Cooking



Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Internet Wizard posted:

You wouldn't believe how much he made on the side-bet on how many chick-flicks she'd mention while explaining Netflix

Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.

Humboldt Squid
Jan 21, 2006

modernwinglish posted:

Social media recipes are some of the worst.






More from Southern Comfort Cooking




These are just self destructive :( Reminds me of that horrible "simply sara" macaroni salad that was really just self-harm.

ErIog
Jul 11, 2001

:nsacloud:

modernwinglish posted:

Social media recipes are some of the worst.



I don't understand why people think Doritos complement other foods. They are salty as gently caress, and so anything you make with them ends up being way too salty due to the inherent salt content of everything else. It seems like you could salvage this if you chose fewer aggressively stupid ingredients. From my point of view, if you're going through the trouble of layering this poo poo in a casserole dish then just make a 7-layer dip. If whatever you're making in a casserole dish cannot surpass or equal how good a 7-layer dip is then you should just make a 7-layer dip.



I'm fine with this. It's not gourmet, but it's one of those quick things you make your kids or grandkids.



I don't understand the function of the ranch dressing mix, but 90% of those ingredients are probably left in the pan after the roast is finished cooking. So while it's tremendously wasteful in terms of ingredients, it's probably not as unhealthy as it looks. It's hard to go wrong with a roast slow-cooked in au jus, and it doesn't look like they've managed to gently caress it up too badly.



Is this some kind of meat stuffed with macaroni and cheese? I'd probably enjoy this, but that macaroni and cheese looks like garbage. They should use a torch to crisp it up or they should :getout:



Mustard with snack foods like pretzels and potato chips is pretty awesome. This is just a victim of poor photography.

AnxietyMan1488
Apr 6, 2015

by Cowcaster


This is what my redneck cousins cook after they spend the day getting drunk and crointing. :rolleyes: It straight up looks like diarrhea.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Thanks for the new vocabulary word I guess?

Tomorrow at work will be fun

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

AnxietyMan1488 posted:



This is what my redneck cousins cook after they spend the day getting drunk and crointing. :rolleyes: It straight up looks like diarrhea.

... The gently caress is it though?

spider wisdom
Nov 4, 2011

og data bandit

Stuntman posted:

rear end in a top hat must be pretty tasty then.

I think I posted this in the previous thread, but(t):

http://m.thisamericanlife.org/radio-archives/episode/484/doppelgangers?act=1#act-1

WITCHCRAFT
Aug 28, 2007

Berries That Burn

Captain Jesus posted:

There's a cheap eatery near where I work that posts examples of their menu on facebook every day. Let's just say the images don't really make me want to eat there.



I'll... um... can I send that back to the kitchen? It's a little rare for me.... :whitewater:

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009


Ain't nothing wrong with dipping anything salty into mustard. :colbert:

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blunt for century
Jul 4, 2008

I've got a bone to pick.

OctoberBlues posted:

Ain't nothing wrong with dipping anything salty into mustard. :colbert:

It looks more like nacho cheese to me

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