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all of you people are freaking idiots. he can't get the nut out hisself. he can't just go freakk and catch a nut. he could die from build up. thats why god allows us to have wet dreams cus that build up can kill a man. ya'll better thank god we have nurses like this. and ya'll go do your research. true story he's disabled so she has to perform this.
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listen lady this retard aint gonna masturbate itself
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them tying him down for this is p hosed up imo. imagine if the genders were reversed
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powerofrecall posted:so you work from home op?
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vote 5 so this thread wins the contest, but give the award to powerofrecall for the sickest burn
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powerofrecall posted:so you work from home op? powerofrecall posted:so you work from home op? powerofrecall posted:so you work from home op? powerofrecall posted:so you work from home op? powerofrecall posted:so you work from home op? powerofrecall posted:so you work from home op?
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powerofrecall posted:so you work from home op? *head spins around*
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this thread is a real tard jerker
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Nefarious posted:this thread is a real tard jerker
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Frog Act posted:good thing the australian minimum wage is so high Interesting. What's It like to life in NSW? I imagine there's naked dongs and titties flopping everywhere, guys stretching their anus on the street corners, sounds p. cool!
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Australians are a bunch of savages. Here in America we just jack off to violent video games. 
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erotic domicile facilitator i am a chronic retard masturbator http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kZwhNFOn4ik Top City Homo fucked around with this message at 00:52 on Apr 13, 2015 |
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powerofrecall posted:so you work from home op?
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I remember seeing a video that Japan has a similar service. The whole time is very awkward.
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powerofrecall posted:so you work from home op? holy gently caress
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powerofrecall posted:so you work from home op? this is the best post ive ever seen
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wanna send that burn a get well card cuz it was sick
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Lucky Guy posted:this is the best post ive ever seen http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3488521
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powerofrecall posted:so you work from home op? 
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Twitch posted:Australians are a bunch of savages. Here in America we just jack off to violent video games. bunch of socialist wozzies them ozzies why cant they just pray like us
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I have posted this on a number of different forums, to receive the greatest amount of feedback possible. In most cases the post has been censored/deleted. Why I Masturbate my Son I am a single father of a twenty one year old son named Mustafa who suffers from severe cerebral palsy. I have since the birth of Mustafa been intricately involved in his care and upbringing. Although Mustafa is seriously debilitated by his condition and faces enormous challenges in his life I have through a daily ritual of dedication, love, care and with abundance of patience been able to provide an environment of happiness and comfort, equal to that of any normal child. Recently, I have been inspired by the revelation of baby Ashley X whose parents decided to stunt her growth in order to make her more manageable to handle. The dedication of Ashley X’s parents allowed me to come on air on a national radio station, Radio 702, to disclose a more controversial aspect of my son’s care. My closeness to my son as well as my philosophy of life (secular humanism) and together with a reasonable understanding of what constitutes a healthy human being has allowed me to provide not only the wellbeing of my son physically and emotionally but sexually as well. I came to realise a few years ago that my son underwent the stage of puberty like all normal children and had sexual desires similar to all normal boys of his age. It came naturally in the development and care of my son to MASTURBATE him in order to relieve his sexual desires. Masturbation is well documented as medically proven for the well being, physically and emotionally of every human being. It is a natural development for all human beings to indulge in from the onset of puberty. Masturbation gives great pleasure and relieves sexual tension. After masturbating him my son would express his pleasure and relief as all normal teenagers do. I doubt that any human being does not engage in masturbation at some stage in his or her life but if any person takes a conscientious decision not to masturbate it indicates a psychological problem on the part of the person and not with the act of masturbation. The reason for my disclosure was twofold: 1. To allow other parents of severely handicapped teenagers who may be in a similar position and predicament to the situation that I faced to be able to explore an additional option in fulfilling the sexual desires of these teenagers. 2. To expose how the medical and health care workers of physiotherapist and psychologist have ignored or treated the subject of sexual feelings of cerebral teenage children as some sort of taboo subject not to be discussed at all. I would like to emphasise that I am not advocating that teenage girls be masturbated as I am not familiar with female physiology, nor am I advocating that health care workers start masturbating teenagers under their care. I understand that this is illegal and will open up a new avenue of abuse. However, I am advocating that the medical fraternity start debating and exploring how to address this sensitive issue. Since my revelation of masturbating my son I have been shunned by almost all the media in country. The blog that I have been using locally and in the USA has been censored and blocked. The medical fraternity taking care of the development of child health and welfare refuses to see me and discuss the issue. There is a deafening silence by both the media and citizens of my country in addressing a very important health issue of children like my son who not only has to face his internal physical difficulties but also the prejudices of society.
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vug posted:I have posted this on a number of different forums, to receive the greatest amount of feedback possible. In most cases the post has been censored/deleted. i love my retarded gay son
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Hey its official retards get more taile than goons who knew.
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powerofrecall posted:so you work from home op? Nefarious posted:this thread is a real tard jerker Top City Homo posted:erotic domicile facilitator jesus christ this thread
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I have the C-Palsy and I'd rather die before I let a parent masturbate me.
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Violet_Sky posted:I have the C-Palsy and I'd rather die before I let a parent masturbate me. what about someone else's parent
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powerofrecall posted:so you work from home op? OP will be needing this. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_burn_centers_in_the_United_States
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Code Jockey posted:what about someone else's parent Sorry man, your mom's already booked. I filled the last slot she had open.
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i filled your moms slot...with my gross cock!!
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powerofrecall posted:so you work from home op? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5tjrDyK6uk
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powerofrecall posted:so you work from home op? my turn
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vug posted:I have posted this on a number of different forums, to receive the greatest amount of feedback possible. In most cases the post has been censored/deleted. Dad gay, so what?
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vug posted:I have posted this on a number of different forums, to receive the greatest amount of feedback possible. In most cases the post has been censored/deleted. do you think you could get a referral bonus if you connected this guy with the aussie tard jerking service?
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Is it gay if you masturbate your son?
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if you HAD to choose between these two jobs, which would you choose? 1) being a nurse that assists quadriplegics in taking a poo poo every other day. You have to put gloves on, lubricate your fingers, and finger the disabled man's rectum for a while until it loosens up, then dig your fingers up there and try to stimulate a bowel movement. Some poop might not want to come out so you'll just try to work it out with your hands until most of the poo poo is out of the rectum. As stated, you will be peering and prodding into this unfortunate man's anus every other day as long as you keep this job. 2) jack off a retarded man once a week. You'll wear gloves and apply lubricant to the penis if the man is circumcised. Let's just assume the retarded man doesn't go nuts (lol pun) and try to hurt you or or something. Job takes less than five minutes. Scrotum Modem fucked around with this message at 19:06 on Apr 14, 2015 |
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5 minute job once a week or 30 minute job every other day? come on thats easy
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Yeah I would totally masturbate retards wait, gently caress
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