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theflyingexecutive posted:lol the movie cut out the part in the book where forrest becomes a professional harmonica player they just left material for the sequel
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:gently caress you I don't know why you hold shawshank in such high regard as it's an adaptation of a stephen king story you probably never read stand by me is better than both anyway
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Apr 13, 2015 05:33
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theflyingexecutive posted:lol the movie cut out the part in the book where forrest becomes a professional harmonica player He accidentally crashes the Exxon Valdez, helps destroy the Berlin Wall, and fights in Operation Desert Storm with his friend, an orangutan named Sue (who survived a NASA mission and cannibals, with Gump, in the first book). lmao
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SmokaDustbowl posted:I don't know why you hold shawshank in such high regard as it's an adaptation of a stephen king story you probably never read yea i read most of his work when i was an idiot teen it's prolly the best adaptation w/ the body being a close second yep thank god they haven't made the dark tower (yet)
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Mister McGivver is a hog farmer in Coalville, West Virginia. He picks up a hitchhiking Forrest Gump (who is fleeing an angry mob after the disastrous New Coke reveal) and brings him to his hog farm. Forrest, as well as his son, who came to visit for the summer, come up with several brilliant ideas to improve the farm: Forrest had the idea to recycle food from a nearby Army base under the control of Sergeant Krantz Little Forrest had the idea to put hogs on the railroad for sale, rather than personally drive them to be sold Little Forrest had the idea to push the farm's produced pig feces into the nearby empty mine, and use its produced methane to power the city Little Forrest had the idea to use a similar method to the above to power ships to send hogs to overseas markets Each plan is a tremendous success. One day, the town holds a ceremony to celebrate the prosperity brought about by the farm and its workers. Forrest absentmindendly forgets to release the gas pressure at the methane plant, and the plant explodes, cutting the power and showing the city in pig feces. Forrest is run out of town. Later in the novel Forrest again finds a drunken Mister McGivver while stationed in Alaska. McGivver was ruined by the destruction of his farm, and now works as the captain of the Exxon Valdez. A heavy drunk, he starts the ships engines and becomes incapacitated in a delusional fantasy about pirates; a clueless Forrest is left to pilot the ship, until it runs aground and spills ten million gallons of crude oil.
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:fights in Operation Desert Storm with his friend, an orangutan named Sue lol
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efb highlights from the sequel: the forrest gump movie happens and forrest meets tom hanks forrest becomes a successful nfl player forrest accidentally creates New Coke forrest invents a power plant powered by pig poo poo forrest becomes entangled in the Iran-contra affair forrest portrays goliath in a bible-themed amusement park, david is of course played by john hinkley jr forrest is repeatedly visited by the ghost of jenny forrest becomes a high powered wall street banker and bangs his secretary and causes an insider trading scandal forrest crashes the exxon valdez forrest brings down the berlin wall forrest fights in the first gulf war and meets saddam hussein forrest befriends the clintons
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everyone forrest gump meets in the movie loving dies or is horribly mutilated lol
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Apr 13, 2015 05:38
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like i said boomer entitlement fan fiction
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theflyingexecutive posted:efb is this real or just some kind of reverse chuck norris joke
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Apr 13, 2015 05:40
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"git r dun" - forrest the cable guy
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:He accidentally crashes the Exxon Valdez, helps destroy the Berlin Wall, and fights in Operation Desert Storm with his friend, an orangutan named Sue (who survived a NASA mission and cannibals, with Gump, in the first book). Forrest Gump and the Missing Yellowcake Forrest's Friends and the Sub Prime Mortgage Mystery Forrest, Arnie, Sly and the Gipper as the Replaceables
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theflyingexecutive posted:
forrest gump is integral to bringing down the berlin wall and his super best friend strikes the first sledgehammer blow, but is killed by a piece of falling cement and that's all he has to say about that
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EMILY BLUNTS posted:is this real or just some kind of reverse chuck norris joke those are actual things that happen in the second book 
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Apr 13, 2015 05:42
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lol, in the book jenny falls in love with Forrest because of his big swinging dick
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as if I'd read the book and not just drink beer and watch the poo poo on netflix
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theflyingexecutive posted:lol, in the book jenny falls in love with Forrest because of his big swinging dick jenny seriously rapes a person who can't give consent which is real hosed
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Apr 13, 2015 05:44
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there are axe cop stories more grounded and realistic than the writings of one winston groom
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theflyingexecutive posted:winston groom lmao is that a real name that is some cracker poo poo
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pram posted:how did he end up enlisting again? ive seen that movie a dozen times too lol 5 seconds after graduation and with no direction a recruiter tells him to join the army so he goes 'lol, k  ' and does it just like everything else
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Apr 13, 2015 05:45
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SmokaDustbowl posted:jenny seriously rapes a person who can't give consent which is real hosed that's why she deserves aids in the early eighties that and hanging around with thugs
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Apr 13, 2015 05:46
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surprise surprise, he's a product of u alabama's proud fraternity system roll tide
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theflyingexecutive posted:surprise surprise, he's a product of u alabama's proud fraternity system roll tide I say I say my name is winston groom maychance you've done heard of me
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Apr 13, 2015 05:47
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forrest gump is a good movie because whenever a boomer starts talking about kids these days and bootstrapping through the cold war or whatev i just imagine them ending every sentence with "jennnnyyy"
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Breakfast All Day posted:forrest gump is a good movie because whenever a boomer starts talking about kids these days and bootstrapping through the cold war or whatev i just imagine them ending every sentence with "jennnnyyy" all the boomers are the dudes throwing rocks at forrest gump and refusing him a place to sit on the bus
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Apr 13, 2015 05:52
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SmokaDustbowl posted:all the boomers are the dudes throwing rocks at forrest gump and refusing him a place to sit on the bus but they all see themselves as lt. dan
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SmokaDustbowl posted:I say I say my name is winston groom maychance you've done heard of me i liked "better times than these" and the fact that Forrest Gump 2 was deliberately unfilmable
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Apr 13, 2015 05:58
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syscall girl posted:i liked "better times than these" and the fact that Forrest Gump 2 was deliberately unfilmable beats me I never read the poo poo the most experience I have with the US is living in maine for a few years
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:would khaleesi
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pram posted:tom hanks is epic.. 
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skulls are calcium with DMT inside
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pram posted:tom hanks is epic.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFRohrsZZO0
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madman's knowledge
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NyetscapeNavigator posted:madman's knowledge Kos, or some say Kosm....
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