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ArchangeI
Jul 15, 2010
Yeah, please tell us, right now, if the sources you decided were good enough are, in fact, good enough.

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Honj Steak
May 31, 2013

Hi there.
Günter Grass is dead.

Sereri
Sep 30, 2008

awwwrigami

Blechtrommelnde Grass-Engel in allen Zeitungs-Karikaturen morgen.

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

You could say his rear end is grass, now. R.I.P.

Riso
Oct 11, 2008

by merry exmarx
And another Waffer-SS member bites the dust.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Sereri posted:

Blechtrommelnde Grass-Engel in allen Zeitungs-Karikaturen morgen.

System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

But what did he mean by that?


what the gently caress :psyduck:

Torrannor
Apr 27, 2013

---FAGNER---
TEAM-MATE
So Bayern has the most people getting Betreuungsgeld, even more than NRW. The federal government pays for the Betreuungsgeld, thus Bayern (and Baden-Württemberg) get more than their fair share out of it.

But the only thing you hear is how Bayern pays too much in the Länderfinanzausgleich.

botany
Apr 27, 2013

by Lowtax

hahaha that is actually surprisingly funny for a german editorial cartoon.

System Metternich posted:

what the gently caress :psyduck:

In case that's a real question: "Ilsebill salzte nach" is the first sentence of Mann's "Der Butt" (which is a lot funnier in english, in German "butt" is a kind of fish), and it won a prize for the best starting sentence in German literature a couple years ago.

schoenfelder
Oct 16, 2009

Grade moj...
And ironically 36 years of receiving money through the Länderfinanzausgleich helped Bavaria transform from a rural shithole into a slightly less rural shithole.

System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

But what did he mean by that?

botany posted:

In case that's a real question: "Ilsebill salzte nach" is the first sentence of Mann's "Der Butt" (which is a lot funnier in english, in German "butt" is a kind of fish), and it won a prize for the best starting sentence in German literature a couple years ago.

I know, but I still don't get the cartoon at all. Is she salting the earth or what? I'm just dumb, I guess :v:

Cingulate
Oct 23, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

System Metternich posted:

I know, but I still don't get the cartoon at all. Is she salting the earth or what? I'm just dumb, I guess :v:
Maybe you're just vastly overoptimistic regarding German "humor".

Also

botany posted:

In case that's a real question: "Ilsebill salzte nach" is the first sentence of Mann's "Der Butt" (which is a lot funnier in english, in German "butt" is a kind of fish), and it won a prize for the best starting sentence in German literature a couple years ago.

Randler
Jan 3, 2013

ACER ET VEHEMENS BONAVIS
Über Tote soll man nicht schlechtes sagen. Therefore empyquote:

Riso posted:

And another Waffer-SS member bites the dust.

GaussianCopula
Jun 5, 2011
Jews fleeing the Holocaust are not in any way comparable to North Africans, who don't flee genocide but want to enjoy the social welfare systems of Northern Europe.

Torrannor posted:

So Bayern has the most people getting Betreuungsgeld, even more than NRW. The federal government pays for the Betreuungsgeld, thus Bayern (and Baden-Württemberg) get more than their fair share out of it.

But the only thing you hear is how Bayern pays too much in the Länderfinanzausgleich.

The Freistaat actually has a big program to make sure that people apply for the program. It consists of a) doubling the money through money from the state and b) sending potential applicants the prefilled forms, so that they really don't have to do much to get the money. Other states, who hate the Betreuungsgeld for ideological reasons, don't do that and have therefore less applicants.

Cingulate
Oct 23, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Randler posted:

Über Tote soll man nicht schlechtes sagen. Therefore empyquote:
... are you implying being in the Waffen-SS isn't a bad thing?

Like, I don't think that's what you're trying to say, but what else?

Randler
Jan 3, 2013

ACER ET VEHEMENS BONAVIS
You see by empty quoting it's technically not me saying the bad thing about the dead guy.

Cingulate
Oct 23, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Randler posted:

You see by empty quoting it's technically not me saying the bad thing about the dead guy.
No, I don't see that.

System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

But what did he mean by that?

I think it was pretty clear what he wanted to communicate, though? Argh am I debating semantics on the internet again stop it System Metternich you're a bad poster


lol

botany
Apr 27, 2013

by Lowtax

okay im not sure how that happened.

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

Because you were thinking of Mann Butts. Happens to the best of us

Randler
Jan 3, 2013

ACER ET VEHEMENS BONAVIS
Higher expected growth rate, low Inflation (fir whatever their model us worth) ans still low ECB interest rates. :smith:

Afriscipio
Jun 3, 2013

Slightly off the current topic, but does anyone know of a salary comparison site for Germany?

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

There are sites like gehaltsvergleich.com, but I have no idea how accurate or useful that data is. There are a lot of different factors that influence how much you earn, so don't take these average numbers too serious.

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003

suck my woke dick
Oct 10, 2012

:siren:I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!:siren:

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!
Lumpenproletarier aller Bundesländer, vereinigt euch :fuckoff:


:qq:I never said "Ausländer raus" I am merely making a statement about taxes and Sozialleistungen for single mothers and stuff, disregard my series of additional xenophobic shitposts that i just furiously deleted:qq:

System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

But what did he mean by that?

blowfish posted:

Lumpenproletarier aller Bundesländer, vereinigt euch :fuckoff:


:qq:I never said "Ausländer raus" I am merely making a statement about taxes and Sozialleistungen for single mothers and stuff, disregard my series of additional xenophobic shitposts that i just furiously deleted:qq:







Oh nooooooo literally everything we have goes towards asylum seekers :supaburn:

e: in other words, tell him that the BAMF received a whopping 0,127542 percent of the federal budget in 2012

System Metternich fucked around with this message at 08:49 on Apr 22, 2015

Lucy Heartfilia
May 31, 2012


Deport all xenophobic, dumb assholes into the center of the sun.

Drone
Aug 22, 2003

Incredible machine
:smug:


Lucy Heartfilia posted:

Deport all xenophobic, dumb assholes into the center of the sun.

Or just let Bavaria secede.

Lucy Heartfilia
May 31, 2012


Drone posted:

Or just let Bavaria secede.

Good idea. Seriously.

GaussianCopula
Jun 5, 2011
Jews fleeing the Holocaust are not in any way comparable to North Africans, who don't flee genocide but want to enjoy the social welfare systems of Northern Europe.

System Metternich posted:

Oh nooooooo literally everything we have goes towards asylum seekers :supaburn:

e: in other words, tell him that the BAMF received a whopping 0,127542 percent of the federal budget in 2012

Just wanna point out to you that the Bund is not responsible for the benefits asylum seekers in Germany get. Therefore you won't find the cost in the Bundeshaushalt.

And just to avoid any misunderstandings, I'm not saying Germany spends to much on them, just that the statistics you cite are meaningless.

System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

But what did he mean by that?

GaussianCopula posted:

Just wanna point out to you that the Bund is not responsible for the benefits asylum seekers in Germany get. Therefore you won't find the cost in the Bundeshaushalt.

And just to avoid any misunderstandings, I'm not saying Germany spends to much on them, just that the statistics you cite are meaningless.

Oops, you're right about that, apologies. But still:



My uncle does a lot of work with asylum seekers and the responsible authorites in Bremen, guess he's in the right place for that!

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
e: ^^ Hahaha. People are literally mad over :20bux:

Lucy Heartfilia posted:

Deport all xenophobic, dumb assholes into the center of the sun.

Nice xenophobephobia, you hypocrite. :rolleyes:

Drone
Aug 22, 2003

Incredible machine
:smug:


frankenfreak posted:

e: ^^ Hahaha. People are literally mad over :20bux:


Nice xenophobephobia, you hypocrite. :rolleyes:

Leftists and liberals are the intolerant ones, since they don't tolerate intolerance!

:downsgun:

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

Haaaans, is noch Geld für Kinder und Alte da?

Neeee, das letzte Geld is grad für Asylanten und grüne Energie raus!

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003

Lucy Heartfilia posted:

Deport all xenophobic, dumb assholes into the center of the sun.

I'd be sad to see this thread wither though, I don't think it could take the loss of three of its most prolific posters

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
Another gem from the G36 saga!

Randler
Jan 3, 2013

ACER ET VEHEMENS BONAVIS

System Metternich posted:







Oh nooooooo literally everything we have goes towards asylum seekers :supaburn:

e: in other words, tell him that the BAMF received a whopping 0,127542 percent of the federal budget in 2012

Das BAMF ist nur für die Bearbeitung der Asylanträge zuständig. Die allgemeine ausländerrechtliche und aufenthaltsrechtliche Verwaltungsarbeit die im Zusammenhang mit Asylbewerbern entsteht läuft auf Kostenstelle der allgemeinen Verwaltungen und somit wohl in den meisten Bundesländern auf Kasse der Kommunen. :eng101:

Die wirklich wichtige Frage ist, in welchem Verhältnis stehen die Gesamtkosten für Asylbewerber im Verhältnis zu den bei der öffentlichen Hand entstehenden Gesamtkosten für Fußballspiele.

Zwille
Aug 18, 2006

* For the Ghost Who Walks Funny

The Pumuckl porn on that site is gross.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Zwille posted:

The Pumuckl porn on that site is gross.
Somewhere in Germany someone does a double-take, then carefully checks if the wife is fast asleep and pulls down the blinds before he clicks the link, almost prepared to admit he's thinking a thought that begins with Endlich...

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frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
Turns out it was just transparent clickbait.

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