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Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

precision posted:

If you put together a good Kickstarter presentation you could probably get hundreds of thousands of dollars from nerds to make it happen

or at least tens of thousands

unfortunately our other opera donors, who may look a little side-eyed at Ultros, will sometimes donate 7 figures. but i am still going to try next year, assuming I don't get another job before next opera season

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Stux
Nov 17, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!

this has nothing on dynamite headdy

VideoGames
Aug 18, 2003
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5ctRrsPexs

this is my favourite follin

A Spider Covets
May 4, 2009


a f...f....... female trying to sell an old gaming laptop on craigslist

this is going to be interesting

wish me luck, goons

A Spider Covets
May 4, 2009


im gonna get murdered so hard

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

A Spider Covets posted:

a f...f....... female trying to sell an old gaming laptop on craigslist

this is going to be interesting

wish me luck, goons

This journey sounds fraught with peril. Bring your baseball bat or frying pan.

A Spider Covets
May 4, 2009


Bicyclops posted:

This journey sounds fraught with peril. Bring your baseball bat or frying pan.

i dont have a baseball bat but i have a really sharp set of knives, like sushi grade

im gonna get a baseball bat and tape the knives to it.

hubris.height
Jan 6, 2005

Pork Pro

A Spider Covets posted:


wish me luck, goons

heh, see if you can't talk her down

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

A Spider Covets posted:

im gonna get murdered so hard

you are going to get invited in for a romantic night of hot pockets and mt dew so hard

A Spider Covets
May 4, 2009


Eonwe posted:

you are going to get invited in for a romantic night of hot pockets and mt dew so hard

sensual...

nothing will beat the time i went out on a date and got called a hot wing while at buffalo wild wings, though. i cant believe i let that guy get away, and married a goon instead.

in other words, pillars of eternity is cool, and i have a cat friend in it. i killed its witch owner and took it cause it was really skinny and i felt bad for it. what other kinds of pet friends can i get?

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

beagles

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

My first date with my wife was at a Jewish restaurant which makes really good food, which is good because we can go back sometimes for anniversaries or Valentine's Day.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Bicyclops posted:

My first date with my wife was at a Jewish restaurant which makes really good food, which is good because we can go back sometimes for anniversaries or Valentine's Day.
You took her to a deli and now you use it as an excuse to eat a cheap meal on your anniversary, Jesus Christ.

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

FactsAreUseless posted:

You took her to a deli and now you use it as an excuse to eat a cheap meal on your anniversary, Jesus Christ.

it's not a deli, but yeah, it's only a little pricier than it would be to eat at a chain, so we do it on years when we can't afford do something bigger. They make these salmon cakes with a dill mustard sauce that's really good.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Bicyclops posted:

it's not a deli, but yeah, it's only a little pricier than it would be to eat at a chain, so we do it on years when we can't afford do something bigger. They make these salmon cakes with a dill mustard sauce that's really good.
John Edwards and his wife would go to Wendy's every anniversary and everyone thought it was super touching, but it turned out he was just saving the good restaurants for his mistresses, so basically what I'm saying is your affair has gone on long enough, and it's not fair to your wife.

A Spider Covets
May 4, 2009



i dont want a beagle, what else

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

A Spider Covets posted:

i dont want a beagle, what else
Types of pets[edit]

Cats[edit]
Black Cat
Mixed Cat
Calico Cat
Orange Tabby Cat

Dogs[edit]
Black Hound
Beagle
Small Black Lab
Small Yellow Lab
Terrier

Wurms[edit]
Tiny Obsidian Wurm
Tiny White Wurm

Others[edit]
Piglet
Miniature Giant Space Piglet
Tiny Animat
Tiny Beetle
Tiny Spider

A Spider Covets
May 4, 2009


FactsAreUseless posted:

Types of pets[edit]

Cats[edit]
Black Cat
Mixed Cat
Calico Cat
Orange Tabby Cat

Dogs[edit]
Black Hound
Beagle
Small Black Lab
Small Yellow Lab
Terrier

Wurms[edit]
Tiny Obsidian Wurm
Tiny White Wurm

Others[edit]
Piglet
Miniature Giant Space Piglet
Tiny Animat
Tiny Beetle
Tiny Spider

thank you for venturing into the wiki wilds, i appreciate it

im gonna get a wurm and name it wormhat.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Tiny White Wurm? Hell, I didn't know Adam Bowen's dick counted as a pet.

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

FactsAreUseless posted:

John Edwards and his wife would go to Wendy's every anniversary and everyone thought it was super touching, but it turned out he was just saving the good restaurants for his mistresses, so basically what I'm saying is your affair has gone on long enough, and it's not fair to your wife.

When I worked in an insurance agency, there was this guy that used to tell every woman from the insurance companies, as thank you for doing their job, "I'll take you out to lunch sometime and we'll spare no expense - I'll tell them to super size it." predictably his joke made them all uncomfortable and eventually he was fired for looking at porn while at work, as well as telling a crying insured who had no idea how she was going to pay for a condo policy that a nearby strip club was hiring.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Mods, namechange Bicyclops to "a crying insured" please.

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

Ness engaged the Crying Insured.

Pokey made a sexist remark!

The Crying Insured could not stop crying!

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Crying Insured: What am I going to do? I have l i t t l e m o n e y!

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

A Spider Covets posted:

i dont want a beagle, what else

wy would you ever not want a beagle?

A Spider Covets
May 4, 2009


StashAugustine posted:

wy would you ever not want a beagle?

i like big dogs, like a german shepherd or something

corgis and pugs are ok tho

Baku
Aug 20, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Big dogs and small dogs are both good, imo

Don't be a size queen

bloodychill
May 8, 2004

And if the world
should end tonight,
I had a crazy, classic life
Exciting Lemon

A Spider Covets posted:

sensual...

nothing will beat the time i went out on a date and got called a hot wing while at buffalo wild wings, though. i cant believe i let that guy get away, and married a goon instead.

in other words, pillars of eternity is cool, and i have a cat friend in it. i killed its witch owner and took it cause it was really skinny and i felt bad for it. what other kinds of pet friends can i get?

I totally got the undead cat too and replaced the giant miniature space pig with it because I became bored with the pig's antics.

A Spider Covets
May 4, 2009


Zombies' Downfall posted:

Big dogs and small dogs are both good, imo

Don't be a size queen

im a well-known dog racist

bloodychill posted:

I totally got the undead cat too and replaced the giant miniature space pig with it because I became bored with the pig's antics.

gently caress yes!!

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
i have a cat that acts more doglike, especially as far as being clumsy

she owns

Adam Bowen
Jan 6, 2003

This post probably contains a Rickroll link!
I invested $15000 in dogecoin when it was very near a historic low, now I'm just waiting for a big turnaround and I'm going to walk away with at least 5 times that much. Dogs are great.

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
same

A Spider Covets
May 4, 2009


Eonwe posted:

i have a cat that acts more doglike, especially as far as being clumsy

she owns

me too our girl cat plays fetch and it's the best, the boy just lays around all day looking beautiful tho

can you ever do things with your pets in pillars of eternity or do they just kinda hang out?

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

my bird really love video games, and stands on the other side of the controller when i play them, pressing buttons and frequently making me lose. he also likes sleeping on a laptop when i am playing games on it. he has cancer but is still so far enjoying his final days and still loves gaming.

bloodychill
May 8, 2004

And if the world
should end tonight,
I had a crazy, classic life
Exciting Lemon

A Spider Covets posted:

me too our girl cat plays fetch and it's the best, the boy just lays around all day looking beautiful tho

can you ever do things with your pets in pillars of eternity or do they just kinda hang out?

wow, pet twins, we have the same deal, girl cat who plays fetch and a boy cat who just lays around all day looking all smug. in addition, a male dog who acts like a cat and doesn't play with toys. it's weird.

and as far as i know, the pets don't do anything except follow you around. i was hoping the cat would play with other cats in defiance bay, but it doesn't :(

A Spider Covets
May 4, 2009


they should make video games for pets, or, maybe, a controller for pets, so they can be your pets in the game, as well as in real life. imagine co-oping with your dog. someone write nintendo.

bloodychill
May 8, 2004

And if the world
should end tonight,
I had a crazy, classic life
Exciting Lemon
day one purchase imo

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

cats would be cheaters, though.

Lemur Crisis
May 6, 2009

What will you do?
Where can you run?
It's perhaps worth noting that the Black and White Cat is canonically the cutest one:

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

they should make some kind of a game where just raise pets, maybe some new cute animals. maybe you could have multiple pets, and even have them learn abilities and train to level up, and you could collect the pets?

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A Spider Covets
May 4, 2009


Bicyclops posted:

they should make some kind of a game where just raise pets, maybe some new cute animals. maybe you could have multiple pets, and even have them learn abilities and train to level up, and you could collect the pets?

what if the pets could turn into better pets?

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