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Schizotek
Nov 8, 2011

I say, hey, listen to me!
Stay sane inside insanity!!!

GhostofJohnMuir posted:

"Black Quinoa Butter" is a nonsense phrase. Unless the Israeli chick made a compound butter with a grain, which is batshit insane.

Maybe he meant black truffle butter, which is slightly more lucid.

Like Muir knows what the gently caress Quinoa is. All of my freepy relatives seem to be shocked whenever they discover that it's basically just slightly better wheat/rice dish and not some super strange veggie or fruit.

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WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!

Jedit posted:

Seven bullets in the gangster. Eleven in the other guy. Horsey is on form today.

I'm both tired and sauced today, is that a reference to recent events? I thought the running dude got hit eight times.

Or, wait, is it because a glock has 9 bullets, so it's evidence that he reloaded?

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



GhostofJohnMuir posted:

"Black Quinoa Butter" is a nonsense phrase. Unless the Israeli chick made a compound butter with a grain, which is batshit insane.

Maybe he meant black truffle butter, which is slightly more lucid.

Either way, I hope she enjoys serving it in addition to cooking it.

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost
We live 70 miles away from the nearest pizza place but you can bet our nonsensical barn scallops are the freshest you've ever had!!

Dr.Zeppelin
Dec 5, 2003

GhostofJohnMuir posted:

This is really dumb. Jeb Bush was rightly criticized for releasing too much information, some of the emails included the social security numbers, birthdates and names of constituents. Obviously you can't put every single thing out in public view regardless of sensitivity..

But he was also criticized for declining to release anything related to the 2000 election or Terri Schiavo.

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost
Welcome to our man club dining room, tonight we have sous vide chia seeds, gourmet . . . Japanese Hot Lunch, uh, and . . . fancy . . . ummmmmm, dead pig *withers under the gaze of Alton Brown* with sauce

Apple Pie Hubbub
Feb 14, 2012

Take that, you greedy jerk!


Mister Beeg
Sep 7, 2012

A Certified Jerk

They're gonna blow his nuts out.

Vox Valentine
May 31, 2013

Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

I think being forced to sit with an active pressure cooker on your junk qualifies as cruel and unusual punishment.

Really gotta wonder what's in there, though. Maybe it's turkey meatloaf.

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good

Remember when ISIS immolated that Jordanian pilot while he was still alive with the justification that it was an "eye for an eye" and we all agreed how barbarous that kind of thinking is?

Mo_Steel
Mar 7, 2008

Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together

Fun Shoe

GhostofJohnMuir posted:

Remember when ISIS immolated that Jordanian pilot while he was still alive with the justification that it was an "eye for an eye" and we all agreed how barbarous that kind of thinking is?

I very much doubt Glenn McCoy thought it was barbarous. Arousing more likely, based upon his works. :smith:

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

A HUNGRY MOUTH posted:

Welcome to our man club dining room, tonight we have sous vide chia seeds, gourmet . . . Japanese Hot Lunch, uh, and . . . fancy . . . ummmmmm, dead pig *withers under the gaze of Alton Brown* with sauce

It's good to know that in addition to being a blonde Israeli super-sniper nudist she was also able to work up the necessary experience and connections to become head chef at a five-star restaurant (whose loving system are you using, Muir? Because Michelin only goes up to 3). These characters with their reasonable skill sets and infinite resources make for the most compelling drama.

who in the gently caress is gonna go to this five-star barn bar/restaurant/mancave a million miles from anywhere

PassTheRemote
Mar 15, 2007

Number 6 holds The Village record in Duck Hunt.

The first one to kill :laugh: wins.

Mo_Steel posted:

I very much doubt Glenn McCoy thought it was barbarous. Arousing more likely, based upon his works. :smith:

Gary dude.

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.




GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good

:confused:

A Winner is Jew
Feb 14, 2008

by exmarx

This is all I can see when I look at this

I'm so sorry

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009



I still can believe that people wrote, acted in, directed, produced, filmed, edited, and aired a television episode where a man admits to loving a slab of pavement.

ought ten
Feb 6, 2004


Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:

Oh wow, Gary's art was actually refined this time.

World Famous W
May 25, 2007

BAAAAAAAAAAAA
I am the cheese. I am the best character on this show election.

World Famous W fucked around with this message at 07:03 on Apr 14, 2015

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!

Beat me to it :argh:

eNeMeE
Nov 26, 2012
I HAD TOTALLY FORGOTTEN ABOUT THAT! drat YOU!

...I really had, too. It was gone from my brain and now it's back.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Somfin posted:

It's good to know that in addition to being a blonde Israeli super-sniper nudist she was also able to work up the necessary experience and connections to become head chef at a five-star restaurant (whose loving system are you using, Muir? Because Michelin only goes up to 3). These characters with their reasonable skill sets and infinite resources make for the most compelling drama.

who in the gently caress is gonna go to this five-star barn bar/restaurant/mancave a million miles from anywhere

The coveted five-star ranking from Big Boobs Nude Chef Monthly

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Also, this bit from February 2010 was one of my favorite DbD "random skill out of nowhere" moments



Post 9-11 User
Apr 14, 2010
Old Muir strips actually had some kind of style and a bit of charm. You know how Blondie is really coward porn for bored dads from the 1950's featuring: magical tits, giant sandwiches, and naps?

Mellow Seas posted:

Why can't that incompetent boob Obama be as good as the guy who was president in 2013 and '14?

Literally every single national news network covered the latest jobs report multiple times and speculated as to what caused the disappointing results.

And this dumb gently caress cartoonist is one of the many "liberal media" sources covering it. "I just heard on the nightly news that this isn't being covered!!!" -His Actual Thoughts

Mr. Squishy posted:

Has this been mentioned yet in logo-chat?

Is Hillary Clinton behind 9/11? I have no cl00, let's look deeper. Hillary Clinton-- Hillary Clinton has fourteen letters ...

Post 9-11 User fucked around with this message at 08:34 on Apr 14, 2015

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!

Post 9-11 User posted:

Old Muir strips actually had some kind of style and a bit of charm. You know how Blondie is really coward porn for bored dads from the 1950's featuring: magical tits, giant sandwiches, and naps?
Odd, I thought that was 'I dream of Jeannie'.

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.



Which, according to this blog I found trying to explain that, was one of the inspirations

Fulchrum
Apr 16, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Somfin posted:

It's good to know that in addition to being a blonde Israeli super-sniper nudist she was also able to work up the necessary experience and connections to become head chef at a five-star restaurant (whose loving system are you using, Muir? Because Michelin only goes up to 3). These characters with their reasonable skill sets and infinite resources make for the most compelling drama.

who in the gently caress is gonna go to this five-star barn bar/restaurant/mancave a million miles from anywhere

I will put money down right now on Cruz showing up just to praise Muir and talk abiut how great he is.

ClownSyndrome
Sep 2, 2011

Do you think love can bloom on bob-omb Battlefield?

Somfin posted:

five-star restaurant (whose loving system are you using, Muir? Because Michelin only goes up to 3).


'Those aren't stars, they're asterisks, each one referring to a fault with the restaurant'

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

Mr. Squishy posted:

Has this been mentioned yet in logo-chat?


I'm the 'S' in "COINCIDENCE".

Green Wing
Oct 28, 2013

It's the only word they know, but it's such a big word for a tiny creature


The shadow Chancellor and Shadow Lord Chancellor are not the same thing. The Shadow Lord Chancellor is Sadiq Khan, which is a perfectly brilliant name for such a role.

Saint Sputnik
Apr 1, 2007

Tyrannosaurs in P-51 Volkswagens!

So Hillary has... way more scandals... than any of the GOP candidates? It took me a minute to realize this isn't a anti-Hillary cartoon and I'm still not sure.

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

Saint Sputnik posted:

So Hillary has... way more scandals... than any of the GOP candidates? It took me a minute to realize this isn't a anti-Hillary cartoon and I'm still not sure.

If both of them dump, Hillary has a LOT more dirt on the GOP than the GOP has on her

Creamed Cormp
Jan 8, 2011

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Saint Sputnik posted:

So Hillary has... way more scandals... than any of the GOP candidates? It took me a minute to realize this isn't a anti-Hillary cartoon and I'm still not sure.

Bill Day being a liberal cartoonist, do you honestly thing he would have anything bad to say about Hillary?

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008


Digital records are far more resilient and easily backed-up than physical ones and cannot be destroyed by something as simple as a poorly-trained house pet. A Pro-Technology Cartoon.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Waifu has IBS.

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008



Loving those :smith: elephants

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎


Colin Barnett, Premier of Western Australia is a bit upset about their share of the GST

westralia

WorldsStongestNerd
Apr 28, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Saint Sputnik posted:

So Hillary has... way more scandals... than any of the GOP candidates? It took me a minute to realize this isn't a anti-Hillary cartoon and I'm still not sure.

If the gop dumps it's truck, Hillary will dump hers and she has a lot more dirt than the gop does, so maybe everyone should lay off the scandals. A mutually assured destruction cartoon.

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Gin and Juche
Apr 3, 2008

The Highest Judge of Paradise
Shiki Eiki
YAMAXANADU

World Famous Whore posted:

I am the cheese. I am the best character on this show election.

I am better than the Romney and the Bologna combined.

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