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Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Shageletic posted:

Isn't there a climate change thread?

There isn't a consensus on creating one.

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haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

PupsOfWar posted:

let's spread rumors about how The Earth will soon explode, Krypton-style

The ensuing rush to build private space arks will create many blue-collar jobs, and at the end we shoot the wealthy into the sun.

We can put all the telephone sanitizers on ark B

A Winner is Jew
Feb 14, 2008

by exmarx

MC Nietzche posted:

So should we build space stations a la Babylon 5?

Yeah basically.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bernal_sphere
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stanford_torus
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/O%27Neill_cylinder

Once you get to an O'Neill Cylinder you can put giant gently caress-off engines on it and you'll have an instant generational ship for interstellar travel.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Reminder that the Rand Paul Comic Book hits stands this week.

Gin and Juche
Apr 3, 2008

The Highest Judge of Paradise
Shiki Eiki
YAMAXANADU

Radish posted:

The jokes on you guys, the rich are just going to take their jobs to Mars with them and we'll be left here without knowing how to work for money.

Hopefully they will return and we will be so grateful and willing to learn their capitalist ways.

Dubstep Jesus
Jun 27, 2012

by exmarx

Brannock posted:




Do you think the future of human civilization is less important than the plight of the poor?



Yes, because the plight of the poor is a solvable problem while space colonization is basically a fantasy.

Fried Chicken
Jan 9, 2011

Don't fry me, I'm no chicken!

zoux posted:

Reminder that the Rand Paul Comic Book hits stands this week.

Rhesus Pieces
Jun 27, 2005

Splackt?

site
Apr 6, 2007

Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch
He looks like the villain

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

site posted:

He looks like the villain

Our hero Hillary being interrogated for a tragedy she had nothing to do with by the evil government politician seeking power.

Fried Chicken
Jan 9, 2011

Don't fry me, I'm no chicken!

A Winner is Jew posted:

Yeah basically.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bernal_sphere
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stanford_torus
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/O%27Neill_cylinder

Once you get to an O'Neill Cylinder you can put giant gently caress-off engines on it and you'll have an instant generational ship for interstellar travel.
Sticking a solitary explorer in a tin can for forty-something years is merely cruel and unusual, but doing it to an entire city for several centuries probably qualifies as a crime against humanity

Munkeymon
Aug 14, 2003

Motherfucker's got an
armor-piercing crowbar! Rigoddamndicu𝜆ous.



Zeitgueist posted:

Isn't there some startup that's essentially doing this with mars?

They've got no vehicles built (so no testing) and no idea how they're going to get them there but boy howdy they're sure they're going to do it within the next decade just throw money at their kickstarter to be part of the effort!*

*to burn a giant pile of money and maybe even kill some people stupid enough to go along with this lunacy because they do have volunteers and ideas guys

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

What is that mounted on the technical in the last panel? It looks like a WW2-vintage AA gun.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Munkeymon posted:

They've got no vehicles built (so no testing) and no idea how they're going to get them there but boy howdy they're sure they're going to do it within the next decade just throw money at their kickstarter to be part of the effort!*

*to burn a giant pile of money and maybe even kill some people stupid enough to go along with this lunacy because they do have volunteers and ideas guys

What if you had a pile of money so large it reached to Mars?

Fried Chicken
Jan 9, 2011

Don't fry me, I'm no chicken!

MC Nietzche posted:

Let he who does still play WoW cast the first stone at these loving nerds.

In my defense with how grind-ey and content-less it is these days it is more like working in a cubicle than playing a video game.

Zelder
Jan 4, 2012

zoux posted:

What if you had a pile of money so large it reached to Mars?

You would be the Koch brothers

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Budda Buddah Budda Buddah

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

paranoid randroid posted:

Aqua Budda Aqua Buddah Aqua Budda Aqua Buddah

A Shitty Reporter
Oct 29, 2012
Dinosaur Gum

zoux posted:

What if you had a pile of money so large it reached to Mars?

A Russian satellite would collide with and steal it, finally enabling Full Communism.

Unzip and Attack
Mar 3, 2008

USPOL May

Poe's Law is hitting me like a shovel to the face right now.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Brannock posted:

Two planets better than one, at least. A Martian elevator should be easier to build as well.


Do you think the future of human civilization is less important than the plight of the poor?

The funding and support NASA receives those days is embarrassing in how much of a pittance it is. If space exploration and colonization is going to be left to only private interests then of course only the rich will benefit from it. You want something that will create jobs and give the economy a kick? Mass space exploration/colonization initiative, led by America.

Or we can just sit here and wallow in hand-wringing while our education system is dismantled around us and the country grows ever-fatter and increasingly impotent. Does America have any direction or goals anymore beyond "Funnel money into the rich"?

Counterpoint: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=goh2x_G0ct4

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

haveblue posted:

What is that mounted on the technical in the last panel? It looks like a WW2-vintage AA gun.

Looks like a ZPU of some variety, presuming it's based on any actual gun at all.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006


:eyepop:

Ralepozozaxe
Sep 6, 2010

A Veritable Smorgasbord!

haveblue posted:

What is that mounted on the technical in the last panel? It looks like a WW2-vintage AA gun.

What do you want! Our Clan is strong! Bolt it down and Ready!

icantfindaname
Jul 1, 2008



chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

haveblue posted:

What is that mounted on the technical in the last panel? It looks like a WW2-vintage AA gun.

It's based on the ZU-23-2. Really common to put those on pickup trucks to give them more firepower than just a machine gun on a tripod.

A Winner is Jew
Feb 14, 2008

by exmarx

Fried Chicken posted:

Sticking a solitary explorer in a tin can for forty-something years is merely cruel and unusual, but doing it to an entire city for several centuries probably qualifies as a crime against humanity

Well it's that or when the colonies eventually declare their independence they all build giant robot suits to fight on their behalf.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

haveblue posted:

What is that mounted on the technical in the last panel? It looks like a WW2-vintage AA gun.

It's a Russian anti-aircraft autocannon. They're all over the place in the ME.

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe

"Birac Uboma" has one "O", "Marco Rubio" has two.

edit: See also the number of As: Worst Anagram Ever

withak fucked around with this message at 19:24 on Apr 14, 2015

Eggplant Squire
Aug 14, 2003


A Winner is Jew posted:

Well it's that or when the colonies eventually declare their independence they all build giant robot suits to fight on their behalf.

I dream of a future where the plot from Target Earth becomes a reality.

A Shitty Reporter
Oct 29, 2012
Dinosaur Gum
He was talkin' bout Gundam, ya philistine.:argh:

Eggplant Squire
Aug 14, 2003


Target Earth is the more obscure and thus cooler reference. :colbert:

Zeitgueist
Aug 8, 2003

by Ralp

Brannock posted:

Do you think the future of human civilization is less important than the plight of the poor?

The funding and support NASA receives those days is embarrassing in how much of a pittance it is. If space exploration and colonization is going to be left to only private interests then of course only the rich will benefit from it. You want something that will create jobs and give the economy a kick? Mass space exploration/colonization initiative, led by America.

Or we can just sit here and wallow in hand-wringing while our education system is dismantled around us and the country grows ever-fatter and increasingly impotent. Does America have any direction or goals anymore beyond "Funnel money into the rich"?


Dubstep Jesus posted:

Yes, because the plight of the poor is a solvable problem while space colonization is basically a fantasy.

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

Birac Uboma has two B's

Marco Rubio has one B

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

withak posted:

"Birac Uboma" has one "O", "Marco Rubio" has two.

edit: See also the number of As: Worst Anagram Ever

Good God that is a horrific attempt at an anagram. A shame because it would have been a Sensible Chuckle if it had worked.

Marco Bubia.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
Imagine :beck: furiously scribbling over the chalkboard before figuring out the anagram.

I haven't seen Rubio and Obama in the same room before in person. Is Rubio Obama? Why is nobody asking these questions?

Munkeymon
Aug 14, 2003

Motherfucker's got an
armor-piercing crowbar! Rigoddamndicu𝜆ous.



zoux posted:

What if you had a pile of money so large it reached to Mars?

Unfortunately, if you printout the entire GWP in USD and stack them you're only 1/10th of the way there. Maybe RUB would work...

Eggplant Squire
Aug 14, 2003


Nothing will ever beat "My Ultimate Ayn Rand Porn"

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib

Good luck implementing full communism. I'm sure it'll be worth our squandered future.

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Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005

Brannock posted:

Good luck implementing full communism. I'm sure it'll be worth our squandered future.

Actually you're right, believing in space exploration as the solution to humanity's problems is the true accelerationist position.

Burn the Earth for our space dreams!

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