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ryonguy
Jun 27, 2013

Niven posted:

Unions are kind of like the police, the vast majority are incredibly important and have the best intentions, then a small percentage go and ruin it for everyone. I worked for eight months in a CAW plant producing power generation turbines and the things I saw turned me against unions for years afterwards.

Workers literally asleep at their workstations, seniority fuckery leading to lazy entitled assholes sticking around while hard workers were laid off, the union threatening legal action after an employee was dismissed for repeatedly carrying tools out to his truck during lunch (with video evidence), etc. At one point a pipefitter and welder were laid off at the same time, when they started hiring again, the welder ended up being hired as a pipe fitter, and the pipe fitter as a welder. The pipe fitter was a terrible welder and vice versa, but due to union regulations they weren't allowed to swap into eachothers positions (even though they wanted to, there was a wage disparity of maybe $0.25-0.50/hr). Due to the same union rules the company had a hell of a time getting rid of what were now essentially useless employees and spent unreasonable amounts of time and money attempting to train them into eachtothers jobs.

Due to a downturn in the industry the plant was losing money and management looked to start consolidating some positions, for example worker A drove a forklift but was only in demand for 2-3 hours per day, so why not have him sweep floors or help out in other parts of the plant for the rest of his shift? Well apparently that's worth threatening to strike over! When they did strike they would force the engineering staff to walk single file through a gauntlet of abusive strikers and pepper them with food to attract seagulls, not to mention the threatening phone calls to managers families. The plant eventually closed and everyone lost their jobs, so success?

Edit: Another ranty example, I worked on an oil rig offshore where a piece of my equipment broke. On any other rig on earth I'd go grab the replacement cable out of the container, hook it up, run it through some cable trays to the rig floor and have everything up and running in 2-3 hours. Since this was one of the very rare unionized rigs this was unacceptable since I'd be stealing the instrumentation techs jobs! To get an instrumentation tech required a work order, the work order required drawings and a work scope, the drawings and work scope required meetings and a budget review on shore. The work I could have done in 2-3 hours took over two months.

Marketing!

Yep that sure is the same dumb anecdotal bullshit everybody brings up that they have no evidence with which to back it up. Like, verbatim, the same bullshit every time just with changes in the type of job, or industry. You might as well post it with a link to foxnews.com at this point. Meanwhile companies literally force people to work 60-70 hour weeks often seven days a week, for half the rate of the same job from over twenty years ago, with laughable benefits, no pensions, and without any protection from management abuse.

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A Fancy 400 lbs
Jul 24, 2008
Unions sometimes protect bad workers, because 1) they protect all members of the union and 2) even bad workers can be hosed over unfairly by their employers. If a worker is really that bad, the employer should be able to properly document it and follow the agreed upon procedure to dismiss them. They don't get to bypass procedure just because the employee is bad, because the procedure is there to make sure the people the bosses say are bad workers really are bad workers and not just people the bosses don't like.

Niven
Apr 16, 2003

ryonguy posted:

Yep that sure is the same dumb anecdotal bullshit everybody brings up that they have no evidence with which to back it up. Like, verbatim, the same bullshit every time just with changes in the type of job, or industry. You might as well post it with a link to foxnews.com at this point. Meanwhile companies literally force people to work 60-70 hour weeks often seven days a week, for half the rate of the same job from over twenty years ago, with laughable benefits, no pensions, and without any protection from management abuse.

Clearly you missed the part where I said most unions are necessary, but a few bad examples lead to poor public perception. Yes, the story of what I experienced first hand is a personal anecdote. An example of why I had a poor opinion of unions for a long time, addressing the question asked "why are unions looked on so poorly".

WickedHate
Aug 1, 2013

by Lowtax

ryonguy posted:

Yep that sure is the same dumb anecdotal bullshit everybody brings up that they have no evidence with which to back it up. Like, verbatim, the same bullshit every time just with changes in the type of job, or industry. You might as well post it with a link to foxnews.com at this point.

Come on, I'm as anti capitalist as possible but I'm willing to give them the benefit of the doubt because they admitted it was a minority of unions that are like that.

Radio Help
Mar 22, 2007

ChipChip? 
What's bizarre to me is how the anti-union dialogue always centers around a union protecting bad workers or institutionalizing "inefficient" policies, never how unions generally exist to protect the safety and welfare of their workers. I worked at a closed shot distribution center once and there was a guy that always bitched about how much faster we could be doing this thing or that. Yeah, ok, lets turn up the speed on those conveyor belts that are moving huge shipping pallets around. That'll be fun.


on topic: I got a call the other day from a company that was selling ad space in phone books. Man that guy has a lovely job selling the dumbest service that nobody will ever see.

Der Kyhe
Jun 25, 2008

Radio Help posted:

What's bizarre to me is how the anti-union dialogue always centers around a union protecting bad workers or institutionalizing "inefficient" policies, never how unions generally exist to protect the safety and welfare of their workers.

Because no-one every remembers the day when everything was OK and the system actually worked, but keep passing the stories of how hosed up everything was to their grandchildren. How many times you have actually heard a story about a restaurant which was affordable, the staff was nice and funny, everything was clean and the food tasted good?

cakesmith handyman
Jul 22, 2007

Pip-Pip old chap! Last one in is a rotten egg what what.

Radio Help posted:

What's bizarre to me is how the anti-union dialogue always centers around a union protecting bad workers or institutionalizing "inefficient" policies, never how unions generally exist to protect the safety and welfare of their workers. I worked at a closed shot distribution center once and there was a guy that always bitched about how much faster we could be doing this thing or that. Yeah, ok, lets turn up the speed on those conveyor belts that are moving huge shipping pallets around. That'll be fun.


on topic: I got a call the other day from a company that was selling ad space in phone books. Man that guy has a lovely job selling the dumbest service that nobody will ever see.

You find it bizarre the anti-union side focus on the bad things?

Also millions of old people see those ads. Still dumb.

Croccers
Jun 15, 2012

Radio Help posted:

He also brings up the point that, generally speaking, retail stores have such a slim profit margin that when a union forces a company to pay its employees something above a slave wage, they can only ever really operate in the red.
Gawd I love it when I hear this :allears:
:arghfist::qq::Those drat employees eating up all of our profits. If only they'd just work for less money this wouldn't be a problem! It's entirely the employees sending this company down the toilet.

Radio Help
Mar 22, 2007

ChipChip? 

Der Kyhe posted:

Because no-one every remembers the day when everything was OK and the system actually worked, but keep passing the stories of how hosed up everything was to their grandchildren. How many times you have actually heard a story about a restaurant which was affordable, the staff was nice and funny, everything was clean and the food tasted good?

I live in a city with a lot of good restaurants and a relatively low cost of living so... frequently? I get your point, though: bitching about stuff is cathartic. It's still a dumb way to justify rhetoric.

Croccers posted:

Gawd I love it when I hear this :allears:
:arghfist::qq::Those drat employees eating up all of our profits. If only they'd just work for less money this wouldn't be a problem! It's entirely the employees sending this company down the toilet.

I know, I think it's ridiculous. Maybe there's a grain of truth somewhere in the specifics of his situation, but using that as your basis for being anti-union is loving dumb.

Cakefool posted:

Also millions of old people see those ads. Still dumb.

gently caress 'em they'll be dead soon enough

JacquelineDempsey
Aug 6, 2008

Women's Circuit Bender Union Local 34



Radio Help posted:

gently caress 'em they'll be dead soon enough

I don't ask to get a copy of the Yellow Pages dumped in my driveway every year, they just do it for some reason. I just got one a few days ago. Am I going to die soon? Is this like The Ring? :ohdear:

On the subject of Yellow Pages: screw those guys. I used to work for a county-run performing arts theatre, and they listed us under "theaters" (eg Loews, AMC --- movie theaters) for years, and we never even paid them (and that poo poo's expensive, we're talking several hundreds of dollars last time I saw their going rate). Now, this isn't just the print copy; a quick online search had us coming up like that as well, thanks to them. This was in a tourist town, so every day we had rain, I'd get a jillion phone calls from bored tourists whose plans to hit Busch Gardens or the ye olde history attractions just got ruined, and were flipping through the Yellow Pages in their motel room or searching on their phone to find somewhere to catch a movie.

Any rainy day, especially in the summer, I could expect this call:

me: "Touristtown County Arts Center, JD speaking. How can I help you?
:downs: "Yeah, what time y'all showing Batman?"
me: "Sorry, this isn't a movie theater. We do have a great jazz trio playing Friday, though!"
:downs: [silence, hangs up]

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this

Niven posted:

Unions are kind of like the police, the vast majority are incredibly important and have the best intentions, then a small percentage go and ruin it for everyone. I worked for eight months in a CAW plant producing power generation turbines and the things I saw turned me against unions for years afterwards.

Workers literally asleep at their workstations, seniority fuckery leading to lazy entitled assholes sticking around while hard workers were laid off, the union threatening legal action after an employee was dismissed for repeatedly carrying tools out to his truck during lunch (with video evidence), etc. At one point a pipefitter and welder were laid off at the same time, when they started hiring again, the welder ended up being hired as a pipe fitter, and the pipe fitter as a welder. The pipe fitter was a terrible welder and vice versa, but due to union regulations they weren't allowed to swap into eachothers positions (even though they wanted to, there was a wage disparity of maybe $0.25-0.50/hr). Due to the same union rules the company had a hell of a time getting rid of what were now essentially useless employees and spent unreasonable amounts of time and money attempting to train them into eachtothers jobs.

Due to a downturn in the industry the plant was losing money and management looked to start consolidating some positions, for example worker A drove a forklift but was only in demand for 2-3 hours per day, so why not have him sweep floors or help out in other parts of the plant for the rest of his shift? Well apparently that's worth threatening to strike over! When they did strike they would force the engineering staff to walk single file through a gauntlet of abusive strikers and pepper them with food to attract seagulls, not to mention the threatening phone calls to managers families. The plant eventually closed and everyone lost their jobs, so success?

Edit: Another ranty example, I worked on an oil rig offshore where a piece of my equipment broke. On any other rig on earth I'd go grab the replacement cable out of the container, hook it up, run it through some cable trays to the rig floor and have everything up and running in 2-3 hours. Since this was one of the very rare unionized rigs this was unacceptable since I'd be stealing the instrumentation techs jobs! To get an instrumentation tech required a work order, the work order required drawings and a work scope, the drawings and work scope required meetings and a budget review on shore. The work I could have done in 2-3 hours took over two months.

Marketing!

Sounds a lot like how the navy works except we got paid poo poo and could still get fired for the dumbest poo poo.

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe

JacquelineDempsey posted:

On the subject of Yellow Pages: screw those guys. I used to work for a county-run performing arts theatre, and they listed us under "theaters" (eg Loews, AMC --- movie theaters) for years, and we never even paid them (and that poo poo's expensive, we're talking several hundreds of dollars last time I saw their going rate).

The advertising invoices you see for hundreds of dollars are bogus directory publishers trying to scam you by implying that you're paying them for your local yellow page listing, when actually they only publish useless directories that don't get sent out to the general public (some don't bother printing any at all, since they're banking on people assuming they're responsible for the phone books the phone company sends out.) You probably get listed in your local yellow pages through your phone company.

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

Len posted:

Walmart makes you watch a video all about how unions don't look out for employees just themselves and their wallets. It goes on to say if you ever even give your name to a union rep that person will go out and use your name for nefarious purposes.

Also if the wrong person hears you use that "u" word you'll get wrote up and maybe fired.

Edit: I tried to find the video on YouTube but no luck. I did find it as a download from mega.co.nz but I'm not downloading it.

Goddamn, I love that video! I've been looking for a copy of it, too. The union organizer character in it is as sleazy as possible, with greasy hair, aviator sunglasses, and a pornstache. They show him skulking around the parking lot, leaning into employees' car windows to give them pamphlets and poo poo. It's amazing. "UNIONS ARE BAD FOR YOU AND US (mostly us)!!!"

I remember years ago a goon posted a thread about planning on quitting Walmart and was looking for ideas of how to go out with a bang. He/the thread decided he should print up a bunch of fake "Walmart Union" pamphlets and put them in the bathrooms and on the tables in the breakroom before he left. They apparently took it very seriously and management had a bit of a freakout over it.

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

Goddamn, I love that video! I've been looking for a copy of it, too. The union organizer character in it is as sleazy as possible, with greasy hair, aviator sunglasses, and a pornstache. They show him skulking around the parking lot, leaning into employees' car windows to give them pamphlets and poo poo. It's amazing. "UNIONS ARE BAD FOR YOU AND US (mostly us)!!!"

I remember years ago a goon posted a thread about planning on quitting Walmart and was looking for ideas of how to go out with a bang. He/the thread decided he should print up a bunch of fake "Walmart Union" pamphlets and put them in the bathrooms and on the tables in the breakroom before he left. They apparently took it very seriously and management had a bit of a freakout over it.

I don't know how true it is but the Walmart documentary said corporate has an anti-union crew that comes out to inspect the situation if they find poo poo like that.

walrusman
Aug 4, 2006

Len posted:

I don't know how true it is but the Walmart documentary said corporate has an anti-union crew that comes out to inspect the situation if they find poo poo like that.

That reminds me of the time I took the ferry over to Morganville (which is what they called Shelbyville in those days), so I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em.

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Len posted:

I don't know how true it is but the Walmart documentary said corporate has an anti-union crew that comes out to inspect the situation if they find poo poo like that.

When I worked at Best Buy they took it super serious. They showed a video for everyone on the floor and then for the next week or so the management was like SO, you guys know Unions are BAD right. Most people would nod to just get them to shut up. A few of us really had no interest in a union because we didn't care that much about the job, but knew unions were generally a good thing for workers and would strike up conversations about it.

"Well I was THINKING about a union, but I dunno....."
to which management would get really serious and talk to us in a voice loud enough for other employees to hear about how bad they were and would just take money out of our pockets and stuff. It was kind of comedic/sad seeing managers that we all used to respect turn into corporate robots that had a newfound hatred for unions.

This was back in like 2008 so I dunno if they had a unionizing scare somewhere, but Best Buy really cracked down on it then.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Avenging_Mikon posted:

They also protected him from being disciplined over a stupid reason: 40%of his sick days were Fridays and Mondays. Assuming a random distribution, that's what you'd expect.

This is literally a Dilbert cartoon from probably the nineties or something. It's amazing that real-life bosses/HR people could be that dumb.

duckmaster
Sep 13, 2004
Mr and Mrs Duck go and stay in a nice hotel.

One night they call room service for some condoms as things are heating up.

The guy arrives and says "do you want me to put it on your bill"

Mr Duck says "what kind of pervert do you think I am?!

QUACK QUACK

Niven posted:

Unions are kind of like the police, the vast majority are incredibly important and have the best intentions, then a small percentage go and ruin it for everyone. I worked for eight months in a CAW plant producing power generation turbines and the things I saw turned me against unions for years afterwards.

Workers literally asleep at their workstations, seniority fuckery leading to lazy entitled assholes sticking around while hard workers were laid off, the union threatening legal action after an employee was dismissed for repeatedly carrying tools out to his truck during lunch (with video evidence), etc. At one point a pipefitter and welder were laid off at the same time, when they started hiring again, the welder ended up being hired as a pipe fitter, and the pipe fitter as a welder. The pipe fitter was a terrible welder and vice versa, but due to union regulations they weren't allowed to swap into eachothers positions (even though they wanted to, there was a wage disparity of maybe $0.25-0.50/hr). Due to the same union rules the company had a hell of a time getting rid of what were now essentially useless employees and spent unreasonable amounts of time and money attempting to train them into eachtothers jobs.

Due to a downturn in the industry the plant was losing money and management looked to start consolidating some positions, for example worker A drove a forklift but was only in demand for 2-3 hours per day, so why not have him sweep floors or help out in other parts of the plant for the rest of his shift? Well apparently that's worth threatening to strike over! When they did strike they would force the engineering staff to walk single file through a gauntlet of abusive strikers and pepper them with food to attract seagulls, not to mention the threatening phone calls to managers families. The plant eventually closed and everyone lost their jobs, so success?

Edit: Another ranty example, I worked on an oil rig offshore where a piece of my equipment broke. On any other rig on earth I'd go grab the replacement cable out of the container, hook it up, run it through some cable trays to the rig floor and have everything up and running in 2-3 hours. Since this was one of the very rare unionized rigs this was unacceptable since I'd be stealing the instrumentation techs jobs! To get an instrumentation tech required a work order, the work order required drawings and a work scope, the drawings and work scope required meetings and a budget review on shore. The work I could have done in 2-3 hours took over two months.

Marketing!

Literally everything here is BadManagement.txt, the "the managers of this company are so loving stupid they managed to hire two people for opposite jobs without anyone at any point even noticing" being a particular highlight.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.
Came for the PYF, got DND.

Dumb marketing:

https://nakedsecurity.sophos.com/2012/11/12/ddos-marketing-stunt/

quote:

The owner of a web host tried to promote his anti-DDoS kit and highlight vulnerabilities by launching two brief DDoS (distributed denial of service) attacks against the Hong Kong stock exchange, but he instead wound up convicted and sentenced to nine months in jail.

According to the South China Morning Post, 28-year-old Tse Man-lai, owner of local web hoster Pacswitch Globe Telecom, in October was found guilty of "highly reckless" cyberattacks on the Hong Kong Exchanges and Clearing (HKEx) news site on two days in August last year.

He was sentenced on Friday.

Judge Kim Longley cited seven companies with a combined value of HK$1.5 trillion that were forced to suspend trading because of the attacks, including HSBC and Cathay Pacific Airways.

Tse claimed that he accessed the HKEx site in two brief spurts, the first lasting 390 seconds and the second lasting only 70 seconds.

In his defence, Tse said he was only on long enough to take photos and video footage documenting his attacks - a premise that the judge accepted.

Tse had sought to demonstrate that the exchange's news site was still vulnerable after having endured two other DDoS attacks from hundreds of computers outside of Hong Kong.

He claims to have invented a technique to prevent such attacks and planned to use the screen images and video of his attacks to market his defence method.

The South China Morning Post noted that a former lawmaker for the technology industry spoke up for Tse, saying that his work had "advanced IT" in Hong Kong.

Senior Inspector Raymond Cao Wai-ki, of the Commercial Crime Bureau technology crime division, told the Post that Tse's hacking didn't damage the site, but that the prison term would send a clear message that the Internet is "not a lawless territory".

cakesmith handyman
Jul 22, 2007

Pip-Pip old chap! Last one in is a rotten egg what what.

Phlegmish posted:

This is literally a Dilbert cartoon from probably the nineties or something. It's amazing that real-life bosses/HR people could be that dumb.

The factory workers at my work got a £50 bonus if they took 60% of their holidays midweek (tues/wed/thurs) this year.

Hargrimm
Sep 22, 2011

W A R R E N

Phlegmish posted:

This is literally a Dilbert cartoon from probably the nineties or something. It's amazing that real-life bosses/HR people could be that dumb.

God drat, it seriously is.



April 18, 1996

bongwizzard
May 19, 2005

Then one day I meet a man,
He came to me and said,
"Hard work good and hard work fine,
but first take care of head"
Grimey Drawer

Mouse Dresser posted:

My union, IATSE (International Alliance of Theatrical Stage Employees), kept my former company from trying to do away with our over time pay. Worked on a touring show and we'd get a premium if we worked with less than 24 hours between loading the show out and loading it in in a new venue. The company wanted to end that, and IATSE stepped up and went all :nyd: so I got no beef with them.

I did some work with IA when I was younger but switched to management type worked before I ever joined up. Honestly IA is pretty reasonable most of the time but when a local is bad they suck harder then anything. The difference between, say, DC and Philly is insane. Even still I will take an IA crew any day over some hellish teamster, carpenter, decoman mix. The DC local is in the process of reinventing themselves and making it so people want to hire them even when they aren't forced too. It seems to be working, I sat in on one of their new training classes and it was refreshing to hear a strong emphases on professionalism.

Although 24h is pretty cushy amount of time between an out and in, 15-16h should be reasonable. My "favorite" turnaround was spending 6 hours sleeping in the back of a limo that was driving us between gigs. Why a limo? Cheaper than a bus.

Edit:

JacquelineDempsey posted:


Any rainy day, especially in the summer, I could expect this call:

me: "Touristtown County Arts Center, JD speaking. How can I help you?
:downs: "Yeah, what time y'all showing Batman?"
me: "Sorry, this isn't a movie theater. We do have a great jazz trio playing Friday, though!"
:downs: [silence, hangs up]

Lets just be thankful our industry still exists :smith:


bongwizzard has a new favorite as of 02:32 on Apr 14, 2015

ElBrak
Aug 24, 2004

"Muerte, buen compinche. Muerte."
I'm slowly working up to becoming a member of IATSE Local 15, to join up you gotta work a certain amount of hours per year in the field and work up their list before you can become a apprentice. Its a pretty good system, people who don't wanna join up with the union still get called for work but union members get called first. The pay difference between non union work in AV setup stuff and union work is pretty massive. One company I work for pays me 15 a hour, and the lowest paying job I've done through the union is 22 a hour (the highest was 42 a hour)

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




Mouse Dresser
Sep 4, 2002

This isn't Middle Earth, Quentin. There aren't enough noble quests to go around.

bunnielab posted:

I did some work with IA when I was younger but switched to management type worked before I ever joined up. Honestly IA is pretty reasonable most of the time but when a local is bad they suck harder then anything. The difference between, say, DC and Philly is insane. Even still I will take an IA crew any day over some hellish teamster, carpenter, decoman mix. The DC local is in the process of reinventing themselves and making it so people want to hire them even when they aren't forced too. It seems to be working, I sat in on one of their new training classes and it was refreshing to hear a strong emphases on professionalism.

Although 24h is pretty cushy amount of time between an out and in, 15-16h should be reasonable. My "favorite" turnaround was spending 6 hours sleeping in the back of a limo that was driving us between gigs. Why a limo? Cheaper than a bus.


Haha, we had a limo from the airport to the venue once. Didn't fit all of our luggage in the trunk, so we had a very cozy ride snuggled up with our suitcases.


The 24 hour mandate was because we had a 2 day rig & load in. My show was massive, played arenas.



Edit: DC local was all right, at least in my department. The worst locals I've ever dealt with were the lovely small town ones. My home local is a small town in Oregon, so I understand the weird pride they all get. But I've had the shittiest, most entitled fuckers when playing Bumblefuck Ohio or East Knobgobbler, Tennessee.


quote:

I'm slowly working up to becoming a member of IATSE Local 15, to join up you gotta work a certain amount of hours per year in the field and work up their list before you can become a apprentice. Its a pretty good system, people who don't wanna join up with the union still get called for work but union members get called first. The pay difference between non union work in AV setup stuff and union work is pretty massive. One company I work for pays me 15 a hour, and the lowest paying job I've done through the union is 22 a hour (the highest was 42 a hour)

Do you get double points for going on the road? That may be an option. I got my membership fast-tracked because I got a job touring.

Mouse Dresser has a new favorite as of 05:08 on Apr 14, 2015

Radio Help
Mar 22, 2007

ChipChip? 

"The woman had to use the crapper. Turns out, so did I.

Buy Canadian."

JacquelineDempsey
Aug 6, 2008

Women's Circuit Bender Union Local 34



Gabriel Pope posted:

The advertising invoices you see for hundreds of dollars are bogus directory publishers trying to scam you by implying that you're paying them for your local yellow page listing, when actually they only publish useless directories that don't get sent out to the general public (some don't bother printing any at all, since they're banking on people assuming they're responsible for the phone books the phone company sends out.) You probably get listed in your local yellow pages through your phone company.

The More I Know! We used to get spam mail/faxes all the time, makes sense that that was the case there. This would make a good cross-post for PYF Scummy Advertising Technique. I'm not usually a sucker for that sort of thing, but when I worked there I thought their solicitations were legit until my boss pointed out that we'd never paid Yellow Pages, yet still got listed (albeit in the wrong category).

It was a weird situation, though, since we were funded partially by the city, partially by the county. This lead to all kinds of financial screwiness. For example, we never saw a bill from Cox Communications despite having a cable tv line in our theater. When our IT guy asked "what's Cox charging us, and who's paying it?" we were all :shrug: "durrr?" I felt like the kid in this video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hPfYNzJ6ZA

"I dunno, my mom put some games on it..." kinda sums up how that all worked.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:

Radio Help posted:

"The woman had to use the crapper. Turns out, so did I.

Buy Canadian."

It's a really stupid McDonald's ad campaign.

Another one has a guy dressed as a boat captain in Montreal saying "It's a place to keep warm" and another is two teens saying "We're just waiting for the bus" thereby screaming that nobody actually goes to mcdonalds for the food

EDIT:Meanwhile. the Ottawa Senators clearly have a better mcdonalds promotion...

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WickedHate
Aug 1, 2013

by Lowtax

bunnyofdoom posted:

It's a really stupid McDonald's ad campaign.

Another one has a guy dressed as a boat captain in Montreal saying "It's a place to keep warm" and another is two teens saying "We're just waiting for the bus" thereby screaming that nobody actually goes to mcdonalds for the food

What could the intended point possibly be aside from that? What were they thinking?

bongwizzard
May 19, 2005

Then one day I meet a man,
He came to me and said,
"Hard work good and hard work fine,
but first take care of head"
Grimey Drawer

Mouse Dresser posted:

Haha, we had a limo from the airport to the venue once. Didn't fit all of our luggage in the trunk, so we had a very cozy ride snuggled up with our suitcases.


The 24 hour mandate was because we had a 2 day rig & load in. My show was massive, played arenas.



Edit: DC local was all right, at least in my department. The worst locals I've ever dealt with were the lovely small town ones. My home local is a small town in Oregon, so I understand the weird pride they all get. But I've had the shittiest, most entitled fuckers when playing Bumblefuck Ohio or East Knobgobbler, Tennessee.


Do you get double points for going on the road? That may be an option. I got my membership fast-tracked because I got a job touring.

I am surprised there isn't a stagehand thread here. I know there are a few guys in TFR who are hands. There is/was a theatre thread but it was all actors and such. I'm not in enough anymore to do a decent OP but I would post like crazy. I am about to start a little tour this summer. I travel constantly normally but this will be the first time in years traveling with a crew and I am pretty pumped for it.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:

WickedHate posted:

What could the intended point possibly be aside from that? What were they thinking?

I have no loving clue. But the fact that one of their ads is literally "WE had to poo poo while driving down the highway, and we didn't want to do it at the side of the road so instead we went to mcdonalds" really doesn't engender confidence.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
McDonald's does have really nice bathrooms.

Lottery of Babylon
Apr 25, 2012

STRAIGHT TROPIN'

There was an energy drink whose ads consisted of people saying why they used it. It started out with things like "When I'm pulling an all-nighter" or "When I need to meet a tough deadline", but by the end everyone just said "Every day" "Every day" "Every day". I'm sure the intent was something like "Hey if you try our product you'll find it's helpful in a wider range of situations than you expected," but the way it came across was "If you try our product you will immediately become addicted, avoid like the plague."

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

WickedHate posted:

What could the intended point possibly be aside from that? What were they thinking?
A mix of self-deprecation and "hey we're way more than a fast food place, we don't just want you to order, pay and gently caress off ASAP, we're a community hub".

tight aspirations
Jul 13, 2009

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

That owns so loving much.

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

Henchman of Santa posted:

McDonald's does have really nice bathrooms.

I dunno what McDonalds you've been eating at, but every one I've been to, you're lucky if a homeless hasn't pissed/vomited on the hand dryers.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
I am a customer of a bank that has no ATMs in NYC, but I can get free withdrawals from the ones located in ever NYC McD's location. Also they certainly do have bathrooms. So yeah, I like the McD's in NYC for those two reasons.

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER

mind the walrus posted:

That owns so loving much.

It's also why education is important.

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mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Something tells me that even history education won't stop assholes from wanting to classify anyone who doesn't align with their perception of normal functioning with a brush of their choosing. Seriously even though it's far better than it used to be even 20-30 years ago we're going to look back on this period of history and be aghast at how blatantly incompetent mental healthcare is in our society.

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