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The Red Queen: Jan 20, 2007; You tricked me!

You said dis place was fun, but it ain't!

Javid posted:

I always felt like the superhuman May took out was like, a mind-controlling toddler or something she'd actually have reason to feel bad about killing.

I feel like it was mentioned that there was a young civilian casualty - maybe a young girl was the powered person they're talking about, and that's why May is so determined to protect Skye.

# ? Apr 14, 2015 15:01

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# ? May 29, 2024 03:31

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

sbaldrick posted:

We need the 12 year old Phones, God of Fear

# ? Apr 14, 2015 15:04

sbaldrick: Jul 19, 2006; Driven by Hate

I didn't eve notice my phone had changed it.

# ? Apr 14, 2015 16:00

upgunned shitpost: Jan 21, 2015

The Red Queen posted:

I feel like it was mentioned that there was a young civilian casualty - maybe a young girl was the powered person they're talking about, and that's why May is so determined to protect Skye.

'Cavalry' just seems like an over the top nickname for someone who guns down a toddler.

# ? Apr 14, 2015 16:09

bobkatt013: Oct 8, 2006; Youâre telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

jfood posted:

'Cavalry' just seems like an over the top nickname for someone who guns down a toddler.

She is like the cavalry at wounded knee.

# ? Apr 14, 2015 16:11

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

sbaldrick posted:

I didn't eve notice my phone had changed it.

This week on Phones: God of Fear,

Phones' battery is at 3% but he needs to make an important call.

:phoneb:

# ? Apr 14, 2015 16:46

hiddenriverninja: May 10, 2013; life is locomotion
keep moving
trust that you'll find your way

I'm hyped this week because everyone could use more May in their lives, even in mid-April.

# ? Apr 14, 2015 17:40

Croatoan: Jun 24, 2005; I am inevitable.
ROBBLE GROBBLE

Can we get back to Ms. Surgically Implanted Knives In Her Fingers? Anyone want to start a petition to get her a stand alone show? "This week on Scratches..."

# ? Apr 14, 2015 19:12

Xtanstic: Nov 23, 2007

Will we have any more breaks for the rest of the season?

# ? Apr 14, 2015 19:14

Xealot: Nov 25, 2002; Showdown in the Galaxy Era.

The Sharmat posted:

On the "why don't they hit Dethlok in the head thing", besides all the internal armor bolted to his skull, isn't he effectively on a watered down version of extremis 24/7? Unless it was a really big gun, he'd probably just regenerate. A pistol isn't going to do it.

And yet, he's covered in hosed up burns still. And is still missing a leg. WHICH IS IT, EXTREMIS?!

I hope this Lincoln character is another love interest who's lying to Daisy the entire time. Because....sure, maybe they can make him less generic over time, but he is so goddamn dull on first viewing.

"Hi! I'm Lincoln! From the same factory that manufactures CW actors; I'll be your terrigenesis coach and sexual confidante until this arc ends and I crumble into splinters like an IKEA shelf."

# ? Apr 14, 2015 19:38

The Red Queen: Jan 20, 2007; You tricked me!

You said dis place was fun, but it ain't!

Xealot posted:

And yet, he's covered in hosed up burns still. And is still missing a leg. WHICH IS IT, EXTREMIS?!

I hope this Lincoln character is another love interest who's lying to Daisy the entire time. Because....sure, maybe they can make him less generic over time, but he is so goddamn dull on first viewing.

"Hi! I'm Lincoln! From the same factory that manufactures CW actors; I'll be your terrigenesis coach and sexual confidante until this arc ends and I crumble into splinters like an IKEA shelf."

Full name Lincoln WARD, the other brother that hasn't been on screen yet. :smugdog:

# ? Apr 14, 2015 19:42

Apoplexy: Mar 9, 2003; by Shine

I wonder if the splinter bombs work on alien-derived peoples like Raina and Skye.

# ? Apr 14, 2015 20:21

The Sharmat: Sep 5, 2011; by Lowtax

The Red Queen posted:

Full name Lincoln WARD, the other brother that hasn't been on screen yet.

Lincoln is the really crazy one.

# ? Apr 14, 2015 20:42

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

The Sharmat posted:

Lincoln is the really crazy one.

Seriously, his prices are insane!

Also he eats people.

# ? Apr 14, 2015 21:06

Apoplexy: Mar 9, 2003; by Shine

Re-watching the show whilst paying more attention, there was a lolcat mug that mentioned hating Mondays that was shown early in this season, when the base was first being shown off. Fitz was using it in 2x13, the episode with Cal's team of the worst super-powered individuals ever.

# ? Apr 14, 2015 22:21

The_Doctor: Mar 29, 2007; "The entire history of this incarnation is one of temporal orbits, retcons, paradoxes, parallel time lines, reiterations, and divergences. How anyone can make head or tail of all this chaos, I don't know."

Apoplexy posted:

Re-watching the show whilst paying more attention, there was a lolcat mug that mentioned hating Mondays that was shown early in this season, when the base was first being shown off. Fitz was using it in 2x13, the episode with Cal's team of the worst super-powered individuals ever.

Grumpy cat!

# ? Apr 14, 2015 22:29

Apoplexy: Mar 9, 2003; by Shine

Hahahahaha, yes, thank you. And it's that same mug. Rules.

# ? Apr 14, 2015 22:36

Kheldarn: Feb 17, 2011

Xtanstic posted:

Will we have any more breaks for the rest of the season?

Nope. The only break this time was the winter break, and we got Agent Carter for the end of that.

# ? Apr 14, 2015 22:49

Apoplexy: Mar 9, 2003; by Shine

Speaking of Cal's big episode, One of Us, Kyle MacLachlan is seriously the best actor on this show. He's chewing the scenery just the right amount for Cal's insanity and lack of self-control. Best episodes are with Cal.

# ? Apr 14, 2015 22:55

twistedmentat: Nov 21, 2003; Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

The Red Queen posted:

Full name Lincoln WARD, the other brother that hasn't been on screen yet.

Possibly a Ward brother.

# ? Apr 15, 2015 00:18

Apoplexy: Mar 9, 2003; by Shine

I think the name of Ward #3 is Thomas, but don't hold me to that.

# ? Apr 15, 2015 00:22

CAT INTERCEPTOR: Nov 9, 2004; Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

Apoplexy posted:

I think the name of Ward #3 is Thomas, but don't hold me to that.

.

http://marvelcinematicuniverse.wikia.com/wiki/Thomas_Ward

# ? Apr 15, 2015 00:36

Polaron: Oct 13, 2010; The Oncoming Storm

Xealot posted:

I hope this Lincoln character is another love interest who's lying to Daisy the entire time. Because....sure, maybe they can make him less generic over time, but he is so goddamn dull on first viewing.

He's already been lying to her about Raina (and presumably Mua'dad) so it's not really much of a stretch for him to be lying about other things, too.

# ? Apr 15, 2015 00:43

Funhilde: Jun 1, 2011; Cats Love Me.

Thomas Lincoln Ward

# ? Apr 15, 2015 01:00

Potsticker: Jan 14, 2006

Xealot posted:

I hope this Lincoln character is another love interest who's lying to Daisy the entire time. Because....sure, maybe they can make him less generic over time, but he is so goddamn dull on first viewing.

I thought is was weird when Poots called out the Lincoln for lying about Reina when she should've realized he really never told her the truth about ANYTHING. Gordon wouldn't take her away, there's elders that decide everything-- not even the pizza! This guy is like the anti-Ward in that he basically lies to her non-stop.

Still, he is cute.

# ? Apr 15, 2015 01:25

CAT INTERCEPTOR: Nov 9, 2004; Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

Funhilde posted:

Thomas Lincoln Ward

I'm - no word of a lie - hoping that this is true so another wave of THAT'S NOT HIS NAME!!! jokes get made. Some of them have been absolutly brilliant

# ? Apr 15, 2015 01:44

Regy Rusty: Apr 26, 2010

This is already making me sad

# ? Apr 15, 2015 02:02

Zebulon: Aug 20, 2005; Oh god why does it burn?!

This is a pretty good opener. Especially with Coulson being so chummy with May and her husband.

# ? Apr 15, 2015 02:03

Lemniscate Blue: Apr 21, 2006; Here we go again.

Avengers callout.

Also there have been entire episodes where May didn't talk this much.

# ? Apr 15, 2015 02:03

Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

Tailing Fitz. These people are such liars.

# ? Apr 15, 2015 02:04

Senerio: Oct 19, 2009; Roëmænce is ælive!

Lemniscate Blue posted:

Also there have been entire seasons where May didn't talk this much.

Fixed that for you.

# ? Apr 15, 2015 02:04

JerikTelorian: Jan 19, 2007

Happy family May terrifies me.

# ? Apr 15, 2015 02:04

twistedmentat: Nov 21, 2003; Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

So that is set just before Iron Man 1?

That's not an comics person?

# ? Apr 15, 2015 02:04

Lemniscate Blue: Apr 21, 2006; Here we go again.

"Theta Protocol", hmm.

# ? Apr 15, 2015 02:05

Lemniscate Blue: Apr 21, 2006; Here we go again.

twistedmentat posted:

So that is set just before Iron Man 1?

That's not an comics person?

"Seven years ago", Iron Man came out in 2008, so yeah, that sounds about right. Just before or right around.

EDIT: again with the "let's vibrate the hell out of a mountain, forgetting that they are on a mountain" thing. What a great idea.

Lemniscate Blue fucked around with this message at 02:08 on Apr 15, 2015

# ? Apr 15, 2015 02:05

GLOSS: Apr 10, 2005; PEARL GROWLS "TAKE OFF THAT SHIRT, STEVEN." I COMPLY, REVEALING THE FULL LENGTH SHIRT TATTOO. PEARL RETREATS INTO HER GEM, DEFEATED.