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Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
I want a mod to make everyone in Skyrim do that all the time.

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Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

same, but I want them to also make a sputtering *TTHHBBBTTTBBTTHHBBB* noise like a struggling propeller plane

JacquelineDempsey
Aug 6, 2008

Women's Circuit Bender Union Local 34



Not too much glitchiness here (though there's a bit of flying people around 4:00), but this thread introduced me to Biggi & Banzaii, and I wanted to give back some love with their recent Cities: Skylines video.

Since I'm 41 going on 11, I lost it at the reveal just after 4:10.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULytXGnnfsE

JacquelineDempsey has a new favorite as of 13:15 on Mar 30, 2015

scamtank
Feb 24, 2011

my desire to just be a FUCKING IDIOT all day long is rapidly overtaking my ability to FUNCTION

i suspect that means i'm MENTALLY ILL



Oh my word I thought I was the only one to experience that glitch. Mine happened in the Silverblood Inn, with that poncy spellsword you can pick up from Riften.

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012


Riverdance, clearly.

A Frosty Witch
Apr 21, 2005

I was just looking at it and I suddenly got this urge to get inside. No, not just an urge - more than that. It was my destiny to be here; in the box.

Dabir posted:

Riftendance, clearly.

Haruharuharuko
Mar 24, 2008

Yeah I lied; so what is the truth?

I'll leave you to that I guess.
https://giant.gfycat.com/ThriftyGratefulEstuarinecrocodile.webm

Wheany
Mar 17, 2006

Spinyahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Doctor Rope

A shameful ghoul.

Camel Pimp
May 17, 2008

This poster survived LPing Lunar: Dragon Song. Let's give her a hand.
So the Lufia 2 TAS is pretty hosed.

The Kins
Oct 2, 2004
Here's an alternate encode that has an explanation/commentary as Youtube close captioning.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mk_I4xOX4dA

The long and short of it is that the programmers of the English localization made a lot of mistakes that they later fixed in the PAL release. One of those mistakes was breaking the stereo/mono selector in the options menu, so that pressing left with the leftmost option selected sends your cursor into Uncharted Memory Addresses instead of looping back over to the rightmost option. This, plus saving and resetting, does horrible things to your last party member (in this case Maxim), turning them into a Level 0 god-king with impossible stats that lags the hell out of the game. The TASser then does a second variant of the trick to glitch Maxim's name into being a 127-option multiple choice that lets the TASser arbitrarily play with a limited selection of event flags (different for each conversation?) any time a NPC mentions it. And that's when the magic starts...

Rollersnake
May 9, 2005

Please, please don't let me end up in a threesome with the lunch lady and a gay pirate. That would hit a little too close to home.
Unlockable Ben
My girlfriend's encountered some pretty great glitches in her Sims 3 game:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tt1KUufJddE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VORrBjopXsQ

Zombies magazine
Oct 17, 2005

Firmly grasp the :kazooieass:

Managed to discover my favorite Bloodborne glitch earlier. Spoilers I guess if you care about what an optional area and one mob in that area looks like.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvuSAkmojNY

Simply Simon
Nov 6, 2010

📡scanning🛰️ for good game 🎮design🦔🦔🦔
I thought it would be funny to stand behind a chest as my buddy opened it in Dark Souls II.

http://cloud-4.steamusercontent.com/ugc/534016167126448074/4BD4E8CAC74AB3215587A52551DB51921C95DAC7/

Turns out, you get stuck inside the chest lid if you do that.

MUSCULAR BEAVER
Dec 26, 2014

HENDO! HENDO!

West Ham Sandwich posted:

Managed to discover my favorite Bloodborne glitch earlier. Spoilers I guess if you care about what an optional area and one mob in that area looks like.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvuSAkmojNY

I think that's a problem with lag in coop. Happened in my vid too.
http://youtu.be/5V5_pGC82DE

FutonForensic
Nov 11, 2012

Here come the GTA V PC videos https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plKRcrDTd50 :derp:

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
oh poo poo, that released on PC now. Now is my chance to download it illegally and try it out buy it with money

Edmond Dantes
Sep 12, 2007

Reactor: Online
Sensors: Online
Weapons: Online

ALL SYSTEMS NOMINAL

Only thing I could think about.

http://www.youtubedoubler.com/?vide...thorName=Dantes

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Does GTAV let you replay things that happened and then use a freeroam camera? That's crazy

wafflemoose
Apr 10, 2009


Looks like a typical commute from one of my old jobs. Florida traffic is the worst.

Kikas
Oct 30, 2012

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

Does GTAV let you replay things that happened and then use a freeroam camera? That's crazy

Yeah, it basically has the system Skate 3 had.
Which means HelixSnake is gonna have a field day with it (I hope). In any case, there will be loads and loads of glitch videos.

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

Does GTAV let you replay things that happened and then use a freeroam camera? That's crazy

It even has a built-in editor.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=He5pZypleqE

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

ohhh man that's genius in the age of youtube

princecoo
Sep 3, 2009
Yeah I've been dicking about with it today. You can boot up a sandbox mode where you choose your character skin from any character or npc in the game, in all the various outfits, as well as time of day/weather etc then run around the map doing crazy poo poo with all the cheats a built in ingame menu away. Then you record your craziness, and boot it up in the editor to choose lighting, camera angles, music and export it straight to youtube. It's fantastic.

There are 2 different settings to record too. One, where you are prepared and turn on at any time, and another where you turn it on and forget about it, then when something great happens unexpectedly, you can open the menu and tell it to save, and it will record the last 30 seconds before you hit save.

There are a few limitations, however; Any footage recorded in First Person (or any footage that even contains First Person View) is unavailable for camera editing. You can't set up a free camera or alternate views for those recordings. I suspect this is because the speed you turn/look in First Person is much faster than your characters do when animated, and it would probably look weird if you did some bullshit 720 no-scope trickshot in First Person, and tried to view it in third person. (Although, what about Online?)
Also, you can record in missions, but you are also restricted to the default gameplay cameras; no alternate angles or free camera in missions. Probably so you don't use the free camera to peer behind the scenes of the set pieces, and reveal that the cops just spawned out of thin air around that corner.


On topic: GTA 5 glitch. Driving along when one of those little bubble/smart cars tried to occupy the same space as a pile of boxes on the side of the street. What resulted was a terrified NPC suddenly piloting a bubblecar rocketship powered by quantum cardboard through an intersection at warp speed, with the arse of the car in the air. I wish I recorded it, but I forgot about the editor :(

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!
Speaking of GTA V, each of the player characters has a garage at their home where you can store cars for future use. Unfortunately because of the game's emphasis on realism instead of fun they don't become permanent occupants and if you lose them they stay gone, but what they don't tell you is that the garage isn't just a one-car thing, you can actually save as many as you can shove in!





However, saving more than one car leads to, uh... problems... when you return to pick them up later. I love Franklin's defeated posture in the second one, as if he's saying "Man what the gently caress is happening with my life I just wanted to save a car in my driveway :("

princecoo
Sep 3, 2009
I just had a not fun glitch in GTA 5 Online.

Doing the setup for the first heist you can do, we got to the bank, scoped it out and then picked up some chick and drove us all back to my apartment. That was it; end of setup mission. But the animations for when the garage door opens and the car with you all in it drives in hosed up, and the door opened, the car stopped existing, leaving me, my random pubbie co-heister, Lester and the chick standing outside the garage, looking mournfully in. Then the mission complete message came up, I got a Steam and Rockstar Achievement, and my Co-heister came over Comms "Hello? What is happening?! What is happening?!! OH GOD WHAT IS HAP-" and my character appeared behind the tally for the RP I'd gained and fell through the floor of my apartment, through the ground, into the void. The screen went white for 20 seconds, and I Crashed To Desktop.

So that sucked, but my partner freaking out was pretty funny.

Inco
Apr 3, 2009

I have been working out! My modem is broken and my phone eats half the posts I try to make, including all the posts I've tried to make here. I'll try this one more time.

CJacobs posted:

Speaking of GTA V, each of the player characters has a garage at their home where you can store cars for future use. Unfortunately because of the game's emphasis on realism instead of fun they don't become permanent occupants and if you lose them they stay gone, but what they don't tell you is that the garage isn't just a one-car thing, you can actually save as many as you can shove in!

They've been doing this sort of thing since at least Vice City. I had two Infernuses and a PCJ 900 stuffed into the garage near Ocean Drive. It was always a crapshoot whether I'd open it and get exploded, or if one of them would just be gone, or if it would clip out of the garage while closing.

Kite Pride Worldwide
Apr 20, 2009



Isn't Lufia 2 the game that had the horribly hosed up sprite sets in a couple rooms, and everything looked like a garbled mess of various parts of other dungeons? How did they not catch this kinda stuff?

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

Alabaster White posted:

Isn't Lufia 2 the game that had the horribly hosed up sprite sets in a couple rooms, and everything looked like a garbled mess of various parts of other dungeons? How did they not catch this kinda stuff?

The big screwed up room in Lufia 2 is at the bottom of a 100-floor optional randomized dungeon. It's really easy to understand how they missed that in playtesting unfortunately.

Male Man
Aug 16, 2008

Im, too sexy for your teatime
Too sexy for your teatime
That tea that you're just driiinkiing

Alabaster White posted:

Isn't Lufia 2 the game that had the horribly hosed up sprite sets in a couple rooms, and everything looked like a garbled mess of various parts of other dungeons? How did they not catch this kinda stuff?

I'm pretty sure that was also a problem unique to the NA version. In those days no one was willing to spend much money on localization.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

ImpAtom posted:

The big screwed up room in Lufia 2 is at the bottom of a 100-floor optional randomized dungeon. It's really easy to understand how they missed that in playtesting unfortunately.

Lufia 2 was one of my favorite games as a kid and I'm pretty sure there's also a room like that near the end of the game that you just have to blindly feel your way along to get to the end of it. Like it's required to get through it to beat the game. I remember there even being a guide on the internet that told you how to do it

That optional dungeon crawler thing was like my favorite thing ever though and I probably played that more than the actual game

Kugyou no Tenshi
Nov 8, 2005

We can't keep the crowd waiting, can we?

Aesop Poprock posted:

Lufia 2 was one of my favorite games as a kid and I'm pretty sure there's also a room like that near the end of the game that you just have to blindly feel your way along to get to the end of it. Like it's required to get through it to beat the game. I remember there even being a guide on the internet that told you how to do it

Yeah, the Submarine Shrine, where you get the super-special Dual Blade sword.

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

ImpAtom posted:

The big screwed up room in Lufia 2 is at the bottom of a 100-floor optional randomized dungeon. It's really easy to understand how they missed that in playtesting unfortunately.

I kinda thought that was intentional.

Lord Chumley
May 14, 2007

Embrace your destiny.

Male Man posted:

I'm pretty sure that was also a problem unique to the NA version. In those days no one was willing to spend much money on localization.

Lufia 2 US has a lot of problems, as that TAS showed you.

Not sure how they missed this though.

Ferrovanadium
Mar 22, 2013

APEX PREDATOR

-MOST AMMUNITION EXPENDED ON CIVILIANS 2015-PRESENT
-WORST KDR VS CIVILIANS 2015-PRESENT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YL6-XBtBigA I heard this noise and I went into the next room to find, well, this.

Kikas
Oct 30, 2012

YellerBill posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YL6-XBtBigA I heard this noise and I went into the next room to find, well, this.

You interrupted his breakdancing practice.

Croccers
Jun 15, 2012

YellerBill posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YL6-XBtBigA I heard this noise and I went into the next room to find, well, this.
Does the Strong Poison just cause your body to explode?

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



YellerBill posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YL6-XBtBigA I heard this noise and I went into the next room to find, well, this.

Well did you search him or not?

princecoo
Sep 3, 2009
GTA Online has some pretty great glitches that occur when the game is trying to spawn NPC vehicles on highways and the like.

Occasionally you'll get 2 (or more!) cars trying to spawn in the same place, but the game is generally pretty good at doing it far enough ahead of you when you're flying down the highway that you don't see it happen as it happens.
You just come across a car randomly flipping across the road, or a truck jack-knifing its trailer across 3 lanes of traffic, or a random city bus upside down and crushing a guy on his motorbike.

It is equal parts frustrating and hilarious.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Sounds like they just based the traffic patterns on Russian dashcams tbh.

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Wheany
Mar 17, 2006

Spinyahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Doctor Rope
I had a glitch happen in GTA IV during a chare mission where I clipped my vehicle on something just before an intersection and as I was trying to accelerate the slowest police cars in the world were trying stop me from tr ying to drive through the intersection. The police's speed was perfectly matched with my slow as hell car, they would have blocked me had I not, you know, accelerated.

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