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the talent deficit: Dec 20, 2003; self-deprecation is a very british trait, and problems can arise when the british attempt to do so with a foreign culture

at least new york has transit connections to it's airports. gently caress houston and denver and their 'build the airport three counties over' policies

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Boxturret: Oct 3, 2013; Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

duTrieux. posted:

SHUT UP ABOUT AMERICA oh my loving god

# ? Apr 14, 2015 21:18

Just-In-Timeberlake: Aug 18, 2003

Notorious b.s.d. posted:

i think this describes how everyone who leaves feels about their hometown

you just happened to leave queens, ny

the only good part of queens is the subway to Manhattan

i'd add bagels and pizza, but you can get that in any of the other boroughs (except staten island lol)

# ? Apr 14, 2015 21:19

hobbesmaster: Jan 28, 2008

fine fine, no more nyc train chat

so whats the best way from SFO to san jose and what silicon valley dumbasses prevent it from being a high speed train?

# ? Apr 14, 2015 21:21

Just-In-Timeberlake: Aug 18, 2003

hobbesmaster posted:

fine fine, no more nyc train chat

so whats the best way from SFO to san jose and what silicon valley dumbasses prevent it from being a high speed train?

gulfstream v

# ? Apr 14, 2015 21:21

theflyingexecutive: Apr 22, 2007

Just-In-Timeberlake posted:

the only good part of queens is the subway to Manhattan

i'd add bagels and pizza, but you can get that in any of the other boroughs (except staten island lol)

plus you can get ethnic cuisine there that no longer exists in its native land

# ? Apr 14, 2015 21:22

hobbesmaster: Jan 28, 2008

Just-In-Timeberlake posted:

gulfstream v

thats dumb, you'd fly over half of northern california lining up for the approach into sjc

this would work

# ? Apr 14, 2015 21:24

Nintendo Kid: Aug 4, 2011; by Smythe

hobbesmaster posted:

fine fine, no more nyc train chat

so whats the best way from SFO to san jose and what silicon valley dumbasses prevent it from being a high speed train?

suicide

# ? Apr 14, 2015 21:24

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

hobbesmaster posted:

fine fine, no more nyc train chat

so whats the best way from SFO to san jose and what silicon valley dumbasses prevent it from being a high speed train?

b/c that train is at-grade and really really shouldn't be

# ? Apr 14, 2015 21:25

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

hobbesmaster posted:

thats dumb, you'd fly over half of northern california lining up for the approach into sjc

this would work

yea there aren't any direct flights SFO->SJO

# ? Apr 14, 2015 21:25

Boxturret: Oct 3, 2013; Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

Nintendo Kid posted:

suicide

# ? Apr 14, 2015 21:26

hobbesmaster: Jan 28, 2008

Nintendo Kid posted:

suicide

last time i did i expensed an approximately $200 cab ride (maybe $150 idk)

still cheaper than a rental car lol

# ? Apr 14, 2015 21:27

Nintendo Kid: Aug 4, 2011; by Smythe

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

b/c that train is at-grade and really really shouldn't be

much like nearly all california rail lol

# ? Apr 14, 2015 21:28

qirex: Feb 15, 2001

hobbesmaster posted:

fine fine, no more nyc train chat

so whats the best way from SFO to san jose and what silicon valley dumbasses prevent it from being a high speed train?

take BART to Caltrain or drive [driving will be faster]

the silicon valley assholes are legion since the trian line cuts through a bunch of really rich areas but atherton seems to be the leaders in the fight against BART conversion and HSR

# ? Apr 14, 2015 21:29

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

mother gently caress atherton

# ? Apr 14, 2015 21:30

Nintendo Kid: Aug 4, 2011; by Smythe

max zorin was right

# ? Apr 14, 2015 21:31

Optimus_Rhyme: Apr 15, 2007; are you that mainframe hacker guy?

Nintendo Kid posted:

max zorin was right

# ? Apr 14, 2015 21:37

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
sexually

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

mother gently caress atherton

# ? Apr 14, 2015 21:39

heated game moment: Oct 30, 2003; Lipstick Apathy

google gonna get disrupted by the eu

# ? Apr 14, 2015 21:40

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

duTrieux. posted:

SHUT UP ABOUT TRAINS oh my loving god

a losing proposition with fishmech

# ? Apr 14, 2015 21:54

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

if Pittsburgh had public transit would it's driverless cabs be stick shift?

# ? Apr 14, 2015 21:55

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud: Apr 7, 2003

Luigi Thirty posted:

if Pittsburgh had public transit would it's driverless cabs be stick shift?

We have light rail

# ? Apr 14, 2015 21:58

syscall girl: Nov 7, 2009; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

Share Bear posted:

there is a bus that goes to/from laguardia on regular schedules but it goes through... h.h.h....harlem!!!

isn't this the plot to that bill murray movie where he robs a bank dressed as a clown?

# ? Apr 14, 2015 22:06

jre: Sep 2, 2011; To the cloud ?

Optimus_Rhyme posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FYTc55nGEI

duTrieux. posted:

SHUT UP ABOUT TRAINS oh my loving god

# ? Apr 14, 2015 22:10

Enderzero: Jun 19, 2001; The snowflake button makes it
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Set temperature makes it
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:

mother gently caress atherton

sounds like they were well named after their patron saint

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# ? Apr 14, 2015 22:14

Just-In-Timeberlake: Aug 18, 2003

Enderzero posted:

sounds like they were well named after their patron saint

that casting was brilliant, there isn't a smugger looking gently caress on the planet

# ? Apr 14, 2015 22:15

GameCube: Nov 21, 2006

syscall girl posted:

isn't this the plot to that bill murray movie where he robs a bank dressed as a clown?

that's called "the dark knight," and i don't think bill murray was in it.

# ? Apr 14, 2015 22:17

in a well actually: Jan 26, 2011; dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

Enderzero posted:

sounds like they were well named after their patron saint

power-tripping epa bureaucrat as villain, near-peak 80s

# ? Apr 14, 2015 22:20

Enderzero: Jun 19, 2001; The snowflake button makes it
cold cold cold
Set temperature makes it
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Just-In-Timeberlake posted:

that casting was brilliant, there isn't a smugger looking gently caress on the planet

yeah but it's close between him and Anthony Heald from Silence of the Lambs

PCjr sidecar posted:

power-tripping epa bureaucrat as villain, near-peak 80s

i always fuckin forget he's an epa guy. probably because it sounds so ridiculous nowadays. reagan's america was a strange place

# ? Apr 14, 2015 22:20

syscall girl: Nov 7, 2009; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

As a Millennial I posted:

that's called "the dark knight," and i don't think bill murray was in it.

holy poo poo

# ? Apr 14, 2015 22:26

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
sexually

quick change was a great great movie that deserves a much wider audience

# ? Apr 14, 2015 23:24

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
sexually

the plot was also largely recycled for inside job

# ? Apr 14, 2015 23:26

Shaggar: Apr 26, 2006

Mr Dog posted:

silicon valley is full of plangers shaggar

worse yet, cyclists

I meant the tv show

# ? Apr 14, 2015 23:38

syscall girl: Nov 7, 2009; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

FMguru posted:

quick change was a great great movie that deserves a much wider audience

thank you

was trying to think of the name

geena davis was also great in it

and randy quaid i think

# ? Apr 14, 2015 23:47

EMILY BLUNTS: Jan 1, 2005

graph posted:

there's a stigma ?

messing with bus doors is arm reduction

# ? Apr 15, 2015 00:09

fritz: Jul 26, 2003

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

mother gently caress atherton

# ? Apr 15, 2015 00:25

Assepoester: Jul 18, 2004; Can't post for 10 years!; Melman v2

Sniep posted:

$5

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtYQloRyD5o

Also found where the image came from:

http://www.bloomberg.com/bw/articles/2013-10-09/costco-stands-behind-its-cheap-rotisserie-chicken-strategy

# ? Apr 15, 2015 00:30

eschaton: Mar 7, 2007; Don't you just hate when you wind up in a store with people who are in a socioeconomic class that is pretty obviously about two levels lower than your own?

Shaggar posted:

at that point you should just fix them to the roadway to make them easier to drive. like maybe on rails. and then you could put the rails above or below the ground so they aren't in the way of ~~cars~~bicycles.

# ? Apr 15, 2015 01:02

Greatbacon: Apr 9, 2012; by Pragmatica

the talent deficit posted:

at least new york has transit connections to it's airports. gently caress houston and denver and their 'build the airport three counties over' policies

Technically DIA is in the same county (and city) as Denver :v:

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Nintendo Kid: Aug 4, 2011; by Smythe

everything in houston is three counties over from everything else

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