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my high school used os9 in 2004 so i can see it
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pram posted:all the websites in japan look like theyre from the late 90s lol this is a good thing because they use english URLs so you can usually poke your way around and find stuff
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carry on then posted:from what i remember, my elementary school was still using mac os 9 in 2008 you were in elementary school in 2008?
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pram posted:all the websites in japan look like theyre from the late 90s lol full width fonts lol
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in fact i distinctly remember a lot of our marine biology coursework being in hypercard ca ~2003 lol
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Luigi Thirty posted:[quote="pram" post="444049852"] fail
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Endless Mike posted:you were in elementary school in 2008? no but i was in high school and had to get volunteer hours so i did it there and noticed
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Apr 14, 2015 20:37
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pram posted:why are you using sql server? because its the best
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Shaggar posted:because its the best there is nothing even close, mysql is pisstrash for idiots
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Just-In-Timeberlake posted:there is nothing even close, mysql is pisstrash for idiots lol ever hear of oracle lil nooblet
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durrrhhh there are two databases. mysql and microsoft sql server. i am a literal retard. completely braindead
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oracle is overpriced
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have you considered mongodb?
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Shaggar posted:oracle is overpriced 
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pram posted:durrrhhh there are three databases. mysql and oracle and microsoft sql server. i am a literal retard. completely braindead 
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Apr 14, 2015 21:42
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the lock-in with sql server is you have to use the worst 'server' os: windows server 2012 w/ kinect
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Apr 14, 2015 21:43
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Shaggar posted:oracle is overpriced i thought you were in healthcare
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Apr 14, 2015 21:45
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microsoft replaced traditional sql queries with several swipe gestures
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pram posted:the lock-in with sql server is you have to use the worst 'server' os: xbox windows server 2012 w/ kinect
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Apr 14, 2015 21:46
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when microsoft certified database administrators go for their test they need to prove they can perform the correct sql dance movements with Enterprise Kinect
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Apr 14, 2015 21:46
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drop (the tables) like its hot
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Apr 14, 2015 21:48
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pram posted:when microsoft certified database administrators go for their test they need to prove they can perform the correct sql dance movements with Enterprise Kinect i do all my db work with a powerglove
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it's so rad
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pram posted:all the websites in japan look like theyre from the late 90s lol sounds a lot better than sites that require javascript
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pram posted:microsoft replaced traditional sql queries with several swipe gestures NO NO NO DON'T SHAKE THE TABLES
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hm yes when I think good products I think oracle possibly the only company more actively hostile to its users than microsoft
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to be fair, however, if you get any less user hostile you get triangulating garbage like samsung and apple products
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the killer app for oracle 15 is going to be a single use revolver for implementors to use post-install choose wisely
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*windows janitor at a job interview* well, your resume looks good. and i see you have the latest mcse. but lets take a look at your microsoft enterprise achievement points, shall we? we dont want casuals who just grind out the entry level stuff
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pram posted:*windows janitor at a job interview* they should adopt the sony bronze/silver/gold/plat system
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pram posted:*windows janitor at a job interview*
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pram posted:*windows janitor at a job interview*
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pram posted:the lock-in with sql server is you have to use the worst 'server' os: windows server 2012 w/ kinect windows server is the best server.
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the only good thing about oracle is larry and his ability to take money from huge idiots who buy his products with no guarantees.
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Shaggar posted:windows server is the best server. i just stood up two Windows Server 2012 VMs today
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how do you stand them up if they aren't physical?
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Shaggar posted:how do you stand them up if they aren't physical? very carefully
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Shaggar posted:how do you stand them up if they aren't physical? it doesn't matter, they fall down all the time anyway
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EMILY BLUNTS posted:it doesn't matter, they fall down all the time anyway
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