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nrr
Jan 2, 2007

The brown pants own

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fan of the browns
Apr 6, 2012


my enemy...
the enemy of every human who has ever lived...
this is the life-force that watches over the Dinosaurs.
I do dig the "cleveland" on the front.

GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe
Don't put words on football jerseys

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
I just realized the reason for the super bright red orange...plan is to blind the opponents and then hide the ball in the brown. Like, their eyes have to adjust and cannot locate the ball.

This is a clever trick. Someone's gonna need to get the axe.

Manoueverable
Oct 23, 2010

Dubs Loves Wubs
Holy poo poo those Browns uniforms are ugly :laffo:

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







MonsterWalk posted:



"And so the poo poo Acolytes gathered and raised their song to the black heavens:

'4-12! 4-12!
Eternity's Number!
Heaven's Enmity Upon Us All!
4-12! 4-12!'

And from the bowels....a Vision of of Death's Garbagemen."

Eyes wide shut is a good way to watch the browns.

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont
I said this in the Jersey thread but people in here overreacting and saying they are terrible are being dumb. They aren't great and there was absolutely no reason to change anything. but they aren't that bad on the grand scheme of things. Bucs are still the worst.

Actually think the Orange jersey ended up better than the Brown one. Orange numbers on brown with a white drop shadow was a questionable decision.

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Chris James 2 posted:

Change the slogan to "The Look of a Team that God Wanted Gone"
...Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgaah. In his house at Raleigh, drunk JFF waits dreaming...

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Febreeze posted:

I said this in the Jersey thread but people in here overreacting and saying they are terrible are being dumb. They aren't great and there was absolutely no reason to change anything. but they aren't that bad on the grand scheme of things. Bucs are still the worst.

Actually think the Orange jersey ended up better than the Brown one. Orange numbers on brown with a white drop shadow was a questionable decision.

The orange numbers on brown is really too much.

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it
Well at least we'll have a reason to want throwbacks now.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
Guess what #whodey autocorrects to?

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


I hope the Browns thread was immediately closed when johnny got out of rehab

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost

R.D. Mangles posted:

I hope the Browns thread was immediately closed when johnny got out of rehab

I'm sad. I don't know why it was closed. There are uniforms to talk about. I still have to shitpost a ton about the draft because I'm so armchair and excited.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Eifert Posting posted:

Guess what #whodey autocorrects to?



that wasn't an autocorrect he is just getting prepared for the bengals draft

Boomer The Cannon
Oct 27, 2011

Gotta see it live!


We've gone and hosed up everything
The players we draft upon this team
The boxscores that bring sadness to your eyes
It's one for all to be #1
But by the playoffs we are done
No possible way to explain how or why

We are the Priests of the Temple of Sadness
Our knock-off jerseys fill the hallowed halls
We are the Priests, of the Temple of Sadness
All the gifts of life are dropped within our walls

Big Ol Marsh Pussy
Jan 7, 2007

Metapod posted:

that wasn't an autocorrect he is just getting prepared for the bengals draft

oh is that why they've drafted so well recently

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

Febreeze posted:

I said this in the Jersey thread but people in here overreacting and saying they are terrible are being dumb. They aren't great and there was absolutely no reason to change anything. but they aren't that bad on the grand scheme of things. Bucs are still the worst.

Actually think the Orange jersey ended up better than the Brown one. Orange numbers on brown with a white drop shadow was a questionable decision.

Being kicked in the balls is better than being stabbed in the gut but I don't want either.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:

oh is that why they've drafted so well recently

For how much times they've immediately bounced out of the playoffs, they'd better have been doing something good recently. Otherwise their fans would just look like morons by now!

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

at least they didn't go full seahawks

Roasted Donut
Aug 24, 2007

NWA WHITE POWERRR!!!!

Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:

I'm very, very sad about Ike Taylor retiring, much like the Bengals offense is

Ike vs. Ocho in their primes was always cool (because Ike dominated him)

It's sad that the last few years were so bad for Ike. He was a really good cover guy and would have made a bunch of pro bowls if the dude didn't have dicks for hands. He's always unfairly been the whipping boy of lovely retard yinzers

Also one of the all around funniest interview guys ever, I hope he has a long media career

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWPtJHgYIyw

Roasted Donut
Aug 24, 2007

NWA WHITE POWERRR!!!!

MonsterWalk posted:

The Browns new unis are bad.



the browns uniforms are great and these new ones are lovely as all get out and look like a generic opponent in a football movie that's about to get beasted on

dont hate the playa
May 12, 2009
Matt Ryan's foursome won his annual Charity golf tournament this past weekend. One of the prizes given away to the winners group: a football signed by Matt Ryan

Please get here soon draft

Thordain
Oct 29, 2011

SNAP INTO A GRIMM JIM!!!
Pillbug



The Cleveland Browns. The Browns... Now, that's a name I've not heard in a long time. A long time.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Gonna call this "not afraid of losing your job" vs "poor medical staffs"

Big Ol Marsh Pussy
Jan 7, 2007

Kalli posted:

Gonna call this "not afraid of losing your job" vs "poor medical staffs"



Alternatively "Vontaze Burfict vs. The World"

GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe
Half of those are probably Taylor Mays inexplicably head hunting his own teammates whenever he was on the field

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
How many of those New England and Denver concussions are Wes Welker

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?
Considering how often Tannehill overthrew his guys I assume his they never had a chance to have a proper concussion

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Goetta posted:

Half of those are probably Taylor Mays inexplicably head hunting his own teammates whenever he was on the field

How come Washington isn't higher then?

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
football

http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/eye-on-football/25149064/report-2015-nfl-schedule-will-be-released-on-april-23

Roasted Donut
Aug 24, 2007

NWA WHITE POWERRR!!!!

can't wait to get stuck playing the patriots in the league opener game without bell

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?
I say Manning drops off considerably and it's a slap-fight between the Chiefs and Chargers for the West. Derek Carr is confirmed alive indeed.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Chromatic posted:

I say Manning drops off considerably and it's a slap-fight between the Chiefs and Chargers for the West. Derek Carr is confirmed alive indeed.

sign me up

Big Ol Marsh Pussy
Jan 7, 2007

Roasted Donut posted:

can't wait to get stuck playing the patriots in the league opener game without bell

There is zero chance the NFL will let this happen imo, it will be the eagles or some stupid poo poo

FeedingHam2Cats
Nov 10, 2009

Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:

Alternatively "Vontaze Burfict vs. The World"

Vontaze Burfict was knocked out of commission by Flacco's deyock

Big Ol Marsh Pussy
Jan 7, 2007

FeedingHam2Cats posted:

Vontaze Burfict was knocked out of commission by Flacco's deyock

I wish Joe Flacco's dick would knock me out of commission

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:

I wish Joe Flacco's dick would knock me out of commission

So do the rest of us

Big Ol Marsh Pussy
Jan 7, 2007

SA2K posted:

So do the rest of us

I'm sorry I made fun of you about your team, that is going to leave your city, leaving you without a team, and about your favorite quarterback, who would rather quit your favorite team than live in Orange County

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

Boomer The Cannon posted:

We've gone and hosed up everything
The players we draft upon this team
The boxscores that bring sadness to your eyes
It's one for all to be #1
But by the playoffs we are done
No possible way to explain how or why

We are the Priests of the Temple of Sadness
Our knock-off jerseys fill the hallowed halls
We are the Priests, of the Temple of Sadness
All the gifts of life are dropped within our walls

:lol:

A forum full of nerds and nobody responded to this?

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GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe
Actually the football subforum is full of well-liked and popular people irl

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