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Uhh http://cityworldnews.com/butch-otter-poor-genetically-inferior/ quote:Otter transcript (partial):  I have no idea how credible this source or story is but if it is, holy gently caress I can't wait for more tapes. He's like every conservative stereotype made flesh.
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Rhesus Pieces posted:Uhh I can tell you already that wolf eradication is 100% legit. The richest people in the state are ranchers (and Simplot, but he died) so their interests are very important.
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That's why they should have gone with one of the more credible candidates.
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Rhesus Pieces posted:Uhh This site is either tabloid garbage or satire. Maybe both.
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http://www.politico.com/story/2015/04/loretta-lynch-supporters-hunger-strike-confirmation-116994.htmlquote:Loretta Lynch is still waiting to be confirmed as attorney general, and her allies are hoping a hunger strike will do the trick. Are you kidding me? Of all the things to have a hunger strike about, getting a center-right lawyer a better job should be WAY down on the list...
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Nativity In Black posted:This site is either tabloid garbage or satire. Onioned again 
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BeefyTaco posted:Hey everyone, I mostly just lurk this thread, but I wanted to pop in with an important question. A friend of a friend is doing a lunch interview with Rick Santorum tomorrow - are there any good questions I should tell them to ask him? (They already promised to ask about his "google problem"). Ask him how big Dave Bautista's dick is
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Yeah judging by the other stories on the site it's complete bullshit.
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Joementum posted:That's why they should have gone with one of the more credible candidates. Never trust a man with fingerless gloves.
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Rhesus Pieces posted:Uhh Can Edit: It's fake, it is a satirical page. If it hadn't been, I think even some things are too much for republicans, at least when it can hurt elections. http://www.kboi2.com/news/local/Satire-strikes-again-Dont-trust-everything-you-read-online-idaho-news-288879671.html Rincewinds fucked around with this message at 15:15 on Apr 15, 2015 |
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We need a constitutional amendment declaring The Onion as the only approved satire news outlet. All the others are terrible at it and just lead to situations like this.
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Rincewinds posted:Can I don't know about you guys, but Poe's Law was in full effect for me. I had no trouble believing that Otter would say those things, no trouble at all. "Par for the course" is the phrase that comes to mind.
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Aurubin posted:Somebody recommend good webcomics. I'm looking for insight and laughs on a weekly/bi-weekly basis. Acebuckeye13 posted:Paranatural's pretty good, it's about kids fighting ghosts. JT Jag posted:Le̡t ̵m̢ȩ t̶̨e̡ĺ͟l͟ ͡͡y͏̵̛o͠͠u҉ á͘̕b̴̢̕͡o҉̛u̕t̶͡ ̨͞͡H̡̀͟o̡͢m̡̛͠ę̨͟͏̧s̨͜t̨͜҉u҉҉̷̛c͝͠k҉͡ Alternatively, come to the  Bad Webcomics Thread and join us in our suffering. It likpates.
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Which strip has more terrible, absentee parents, Moon Over June or Day by Day?
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Day by Day is not coherent enough to tell. But DbD's are absentee and terrible, while MOJ's are terrible in entirely different ways.
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MOJ's kids will grow up hating male cislords, which is Cool and Good
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Senator Shaheen has introduced a bill to put a woman on the $20 bill, which Scott Brown totally would have done bro because, like, he lives with women and knows about them and stuff. Bqhatevwr.
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Joementum posted:Senator Shaheen has introduced a bill to put a woman on the $20 bill, which Scott Brown totally would have done bro because, like, he lives with women and knows about them and stuff. Bqhatevwr. But theres only the one woman president?
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zoux posted:But theres only the one woman president? You don't have to be Presidet to get your face on a bill. Being a horndog also qualifies you.
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We should promote Grant to the $20, dump Jackson and put Hillary on the $50. Barack should be on the $100
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zoux posted:But theres only the one woman president? Wow just because Bush wash a cheerleader doesn't mean he's a woman 
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We should put Obama on the $2, and Hillary on a $2 coin.
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Heh Nick Dipaulo here, if you pudda woman on the $20 wont it make worth $17
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Said woman won't be Ida B Wells though, and she is the one who deserves it. She'd be an easy sell too "Republican woman who, when told to leave town rather than report on murders, drew a pistol and told the assholes to make her" Fried Chicken fucked around with this message at 16:55 on Apr 15, 2015 |
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We already have a woman on our currency, Sagajuwea.
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zoux posted:Heh Nick Dipaulo here, if you pudda woman on the $20 wont it make worth $17 you've missed an opportunity to spell worth "woith"
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Fried Chicken posted:Said woman won't be Ida B Wells though, and she is the one who deserves it. Harriet Tubman is pretty awesome though. And Wilma Mankiller has an awesome name.
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Also Susan B Anthony
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Susan B. Anthony, our ugliest President.
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Have they ever put a man on the disastrous iterations of the dollar coin?
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You know, I think there's a coin even Republicans would favor putting Obama on. That's right, let's put Obama on the strawpenny.
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zoux posted:Have they ever put a man on the disastrous iterations of the dollar coin? They made a series of coins with each president's face on them.
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zoux posted:Have they ever put a man on the disastrous iterations of the dollar coin?  Ike.
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Ron Jeremy posted:
I like Ike.
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Ron Jeremy posted:
Holy poo poo I thought that was Lenin. Dead ringer.
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Presidents also end up on non-US coins sometimes.
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Joementum posted:Presidents also end up on non-US coins sometimes. 
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mdemone posted:I don't know about you guys, but Poe's Law was in full effect for me. I had no trouble believing that Otter would say those things, no trouble at all. "Par for the course" is the phrase that comes to mind. We know they're Saturday morning cartoon villains. We're just waiting on the unspinnable "Gas blacks/jews/gays/poors/heathens" response from some muckety muck, and that's the closest we've gotten. You can't blame me for getting my hopes up. 
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