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Jurgan
May 8, 2007

Just pour it directly into your gaping mouth-hole you decadent slut

Mellow Seas posted:



It's weird how you always see OP and the other Benghazi victims buried with each other; you'd think they'd be buried in their hometowns with their families or whatever. I guess that presupposes that they are actual people and not just political props for right wing shitheads.

Oh, 7oden. :allears:

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Dog Fat Man Chaser
Jan 13, 2009

maybe being miserable
is not unpredictable
maybe that's
the problem
with me
In the spirit of the day, does anyone happen to have that long story about a guy using public services all day then going home to post about how bad it is and how it can't do anything right? Seems like something that should be here. Apologies if this is a better question for another thread.

Rick_Hunter
Jan 5, 2004

My guys are still fighting the hard fight!
(weapons, shields and drones are still online!)

Dog Fat Man Chaser posted:

In the spirit of the day, does anyone happen to have that long story about a guy using public services all day then going home to post about how bad it is and how it can't do anything right? Seems like something that should be here. Apologies if this is a better question for another thread.

I know it was posted in this thread before, but I can't find it between now and page 1425. Here's a version from another site:

http://www.keitholbermann.org/forum/viewtopic.php?f=66&t=23478

VorpalBunny
May 1, 2009

Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog
As seen on my Facebook feed today via the page Conservative Post, because a woman I hung out with just this morning "liked" it.

burnishedfume
Mar 8, 2011

You really are a louse...

VorpalBunny posted:

As seen on my Facebook feed today via the page Conservative Post, because a woman I hung out with just this morning "liked" it.



Post that image on your Facebook, but with Hitler's quote replaced with "I wipe after I poop", change Hilary's to something similar, and proudly announce you'll never wipe again.

zeroprime
Mar 25, 2006

Words go here.

Fun Shoe

VorpalBunny posted:

As seen on my Facebook feed today via the page Conservative Post, because a woman I hung out with just this morning "liked" it.


And so, my fellow Americans: ask not what your country can do for you—ask what you can do for your country.

-Basically Hitler

Zanzibar Ham
Mar 17, 2009

You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.


Grimey Drawer
Last time I saw it was shortly after Nimoy died, so I switched Hitler for Spock with that 'needs of the many' quote.

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006
"Hitler said it, therefore it must be bad" is just terrible logic even by right-wingers' standards.

This is of course assuming that Hitler did actually say it, because at least half the quotes I see on macros like this are just made up to get the point across.

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

You're as bad as the company you keep.
And to Right Wingers ObamaHillaryTalking Point Target #5584796 Carpools with Hitler.

Dr. Arbitrary
Mar 15, 2006

Bleak Gremlin

VorpalBunny posted:

As seen on my Facebook feed today via the page Conservative Post, because a woman I hung out with just this morning "liked" it.


But you can't allow Gay marriage because it'll destroy society!

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.

VorpalBunny posted:

As seen on my Facebook feed today via the page Conservative Post, because a woman I hung out with just this morning "liked" it.


Someone did one of these a while ago, but I just redid it rather than looking for it.

Antioch
Apr 18, 2003

Dog Fat Man Chaser posted:

In the spirit of the day, does anyone happen to have that long story about a guy using public services all day then going home to post about how bad it is and how it can't do anything right? Seems like something that should be here. Apologies if this is a better question for another thread.

This morning I was awoken by my alarm clock powered by electricity
generated by the public power monopoly regulated by the US department
of energy. I then took a shower in the clean water provided by the
municipal water utility. After that, I turned on the TV to one of the
FCC regulated channels to see what the national weather service of the
national oceanographic and atmospheric administration determined the
weather was going to be like using satellites designed, built, and
launched by the national aeronautics and space administration. I
watched this while eating my breakfast of US department of agriculture
inspected food and taking the drugs which have been determined as safe
by the food and drug administration.

At the appropriate time as regulated by the US congress and kept
accurate by the national institute of standards and technology and the
US naval observatory, I get into my national highway traffic safety
administration approved automobile and set out to work on the roads
build by the local, state, and federal departments of transportation,
possibly stopping to purchase additional fuel of a quality level
determined by the environmental protection agency, using legal tender
issed by the federal reserve bank. On the way out the door I deposit
any mail I have to be sent out via the US postal service and drop the
kids off at the public school.

After spending another day not being maimed or killed at work thanks
to the workplace regulations imposed by the department of labor and
the occupational safety and health administration, enjoying another
two meals which again do not kill me because of the USDA, I drive my
NHTSA car back home on the DOT roads, to my house which has not burned
down in my absence because of the state and local building codes and
fire marshal’s inspection, and which has not been plundered of all
it’s valuables thanks to the local police department.

I then log on to the internet which was developed by the defense
advanced research projects administration and post on freerepublic.com
and fox news forums about how SOCIALISM in medicine is BAD because the
government can’t do anything right.

VorpalBunny
May 1, 2009

Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog

Julio Cruz posted:

"Hitler said it, therefore it must be bad" is just terrible logic even by right-wingers' standards.

This is of course assuming that Hitler did actually say it, because at least half the quotes I see on macros like this are just made up to get the point across.

When called out for how silly this meme is:
"Yes, Hillary totally wants to round up all the Jews and commit genocide. Obama is Hitler, Hillary is Hitler...I guess all democrats are Hitler reincarnate. C'mon, Josh. I know you're conservative, but you've got better sense than slanderous extremism. She's not great. But she's nowhere near Hitler."

Another Facebook "friend" of mine replied with:
"no one is saying she's like Hitler, though no one knew Hitler was like Hitler till he rose to power. The comparison is in the ideology. Whenever leaders start talking like this, it's not long before they start indiscriminately usurping more power in order to take from many to give to others in the name of "the common good"."

(I don't know how to make an image copy of the conversation and replacing their names with puns, apologies)

RagnarokAngel
Oct 5, 2006

Black Magic Extraordinaire
To be fair im pretty sure they do think that hilary and obama both secretly want to commit genocide.

dougdrums
Feb 25, 2005
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VorpalBunny posted:

When called out for how silly this meme is:
"Yes, Hillary totally wants to round up all the Jews and commit genocide. Obama is Hitler, Hillary is Hitler...I guess all democrats are Hitler reincarnate. C'mon, Josh. I know you're conservative, but you've got better sense than slanderous extremism. She's not great. But she's nowhere near Hitler."

Another Facebook "friend" of mine replied with:
"no one is saying she's like Hitler, though no one knew Hitler was like Hitler till he rose to power. The comparison is in the ideology. Whenever leaders start talking like this, it's not long before they start indiscriminately usurping more power in order to take from many to give to others in the name of "the common good"."

(I don't know how to make an image copy of the conversation and replacing their names with puns, apologies)

He wrote a huge long loving book all about what he was like for gently caress's sake.

Big Hubris
Mar 8, 2011


Also, Finch knew that Hitler was a madman in to kill a mockingbird, Orwell warned the entire English speaking world, and people were being beaten to death for protesting the sale of arms to Germany, but apparently nobody knew.

Deep State of Mind
Jul 30, 2006

"It was a busy day. I do not remember it all. In the morning, I thought I had lost my wallet. Then we went swimming and either overthrew a government or started a pro-American radio station. I can't really remember."
Fun Shoe
My aunt shared this video, tagging me with "this might make your head explode!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpH5L8zCtSk&t=7s
It's pretty standard jerking off to the military and Reagan speeches.

I replied with a video of Secretary Kerry sharing some of the things his diplomats have accomplished lately without killing people or spending insane amounts of money. No heads exploded.

ErIog
Jul 11, 2001

:nsacloud:

dougdrums posted:

He wrote a huge long loving book all about what he was like for gently caress's sake.

There's a lot of whitewashing of the general sentiment of the countries at the time. The narrative is that nobody knew Hitler would be Hitler despite Mein Kampf. If you start saying, "well maybe people should have had a clue from his book," then that conflicts with the "the German people as a whole were victims just as much!" line of popular thinking. The other side of this is, "the US was such a tolerant country at the time that it couldn't let Hitler murder all those people!" That's horse poo poo too. The US public was pretty anti-semitic at the time, and they didn't much care for homosexuals, socialists, and the disabled either.

The other cripplingly depressing reason people don't take Mein Kampf as a serious signal of what Hitler would do is that Hitler's views on Jewish people and nationalism were not as extreme for the time as we interpret them to be now. Anti-semitism was popular. Eugenics was popular. Beating up lower classes that try to organize political power was popular.

ErIog fucked around with this message at 02:45 on Apr 16, 2015

Kellsterik
Mar 30, 2012
e: nvm

Kellsterik fucked around with this message at 02:56 on Apr 16, 2015

Dr. Arbitrary
Mar 15, 2006

Bleak Gremlin

dougdrums posted:

He wrote a huge long loving book all about what he was like for gently caress's sake.

Also, at the time he'd written Mein Kampf, he'd already attempted to overthrow the government and failed.

ErIog
Jul 11, 2001

:nsacloud:

Dr. Arbitrary posted:

Also, at the time he'd written Mein Kampf, he'd already attempted to overthrow the government and failed.

Not just after, though. He wrote most of Mein Kampf while in jail for that attempt to overthrow the government.

dougdrums
Feb 25, 2005
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ErIog posted:

There's a lot of whitewashing of the general sentiment of the countries at the time...


ErichZahn posted:

Also, Finch knew that Hitler was a madman in to kill a mockingbird, Orwell warned the entire English speaking world, and people were being beaten to death for protesting the sale of arms to Germany, but apparently nobody knew.

Right, it's reasonable that the German people turned to nationalism after WWI, latching on to the more or less excuses Hitler makes for the state of Germany at the time. Also if I recall correctly, he never came out and said "I'm gonna kill all of the jews" before the Third Reich. And of course the English speaking world didn't give a poo poo about the Nazi party before he became elected sorry, appointed. Hitler wrote Mein Kampf mostly as a manifesto for the Nazi party, but if you're arguing that Mein Kampf wasn't widely distributed in Germany, keep in mind that Hitler owed hundreds of thousands of marks in taxes (due to it's sale) by time he left prison. And Hitler hardly had any state power at the time.

I suppose my point is that it's no secret what Hitler was like before he became Chancellor, and despite the sentiment about Clinton, it's pretty likely she's not going to dissolve congress or ban all opposition parties if she becomes president.

Also upon some further reflection, perhaps I should state that they knew what the Nazi party was about. I mean, they did get the votes. But I am conflicted about whether or not the populace knew they would seize total control, and if Nazi propaganda and campaigning was that transparent about it.

dougdrums fucked around with this message at 03:39 on Apr 16, 2015

Birb Katter
Sep 18, 2010

BOATS STOPPED
CARBON TAX AXED
TURNBULL AS PM
LIBERALS WILL BE RE-ELECTED IN A LANDSLIDE

VorpalBunny posted:

(I don't know how to make an image copy of the conversation and replacing their names with puns, apologies)

Social Fixer is what you're looking for.

VorpalBunny
May 1, 2009

Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog
I had to add a bunch of people to my Facebook account for business reasons, and now I am blessed with stuff like this:



An oh-so-clever take on Hillary's campaign logo:

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

Dog Fat Man Chaser posted:

In the spirit of the day, does anyone happen to have that long story about a guy using public services all day then going home to post about how bad it is and how it can't do anything right? Seems like something that should be here. Apologies if this is a better question for another thread.

There's a very thorough version without the ironic ending, so it might be the most useful one.

http://www.governmentisgood.com/articles.php?aid=1

Mister Bates
Aug 4, 2010

ErIog posted:

There's a lot of whitewashing of the general sentiment of the countries at the time. The narrative is that nobody knew Hitler would be Hitler despite Mein Kampf. If you start saying, "well maybe people should have had a clue from his book," then that conflicts with the "the German people as a whole were victims just as much!" line of popular thinking. The other side of this is, "the US was such a tolerant country at the time that it couldn't let Hitler murder all those people!" That's horse poo poo too. The US public was pretty anti-semitic at the time, and they didn't much care for homosexuals, socialists, and the disabled either.

The other cripplingly depressing reason people don't take Mein Kampf as a serious signal of what Hitler would do is that Hitler's views on Jewish people and nationalism were not as extreme for the time as we interpret them to be now. Anti-semitism was popular. Eugenics was popular. Beating up lower classes that try to organize political power was popular.

Americans who opposed Hitler before 1941 were considered 'anti-American' and the FBI kept files on them as 'premature anti-fascists', which was apparently a bad thing as far as the FBI was concerned. Premature antifascism could get you denied a security clearance, or even denied a job outright with some government agencies, and it got a lot of people called before HUAC in the 50s.

Funnily enough, this means that you actually had a lot of communists working for the CIA in its early days, because its predecessor organization, the OSS, would take loving anyone who knew what they were doing and didn't care what your background was. A whole bunch of 'premature antifascists' who still wanted to fight Hitler ended up doing spec-ops for the OSS when the regular military refused to take them.

Rick_Hunter
Jan 5, 2004

My guys are still fighting the hard fight!
(weapons, shields and drones are still online!)

dougdrums posted:

Right, it's reasonable that the German people turned to nationalism after WWI, latching on to the more or less excuses Hitler makes for the state of Germany at the time. Also if I recall correctly, he never came out and said "I'm gonna kill all of the jews" before the Third Reich. And of course the English speaking world didn't give a poo poo about the Nazi party before he became elected sorry, appointed. Hitler wrote Mein Kampf mostly as a manifesto for the Nazi party, but if you're arguing that Mein Kampf wasn't widely distributed in Germany, keep in mind that Hitler owed hundreds of thousands of marks in taxes (due to it's sale) by time he left prison. And Hitler hardly had any state power at the time.

I suppose my point is that it's no secret what Hitler was like before he became Chancellor, and despite the sentiment about Clinton, it's pretty likely she's not going to dissolve congress or ban all opposition parties if she becomes president.

Also upon some further reflection, perhaps I should state that they knew what the Nazi party was about. I mean, they did get the votes. But I am conflicted about whether or not the populace knew they would seize total control, and if Nazi propaganda and campaigning was that transparent about it.

It doesn't matter. You arguing the point will not dissuade someone who thinks that Hillary Clinton is the literal anti-christ. Them trying to connect her to Hitler is is them trying to convince you because they think this will persuade you.

The best we can do is ridicule their entire argument because it is bullshit, speculative, and not based in reality.

Skellybones
May 31, 2011




Fun Shoe

VorpalBunny posted:

I had to add a bunch of people to my Facebook account for business reasons, and now I am blessed with stuff like this:



An oh-so-clever take on Hillary's campaign logo:



Things you can't spell without H:

Benghazi
Hope and Change (OBUMMER)
Hitler
Pearl Harbor
China
Hussein (BOTH OF THEM!!)
Baghdad
Hate
French
Kenya
Hell
Washington DC (FULL OF CROOKS!)
Affordable Healthcare for America Act

dougdrums
Feb 25, 2005
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Rick_Hunter posted:

It doesn't matter. You arguing the point will not dissuade someone who thinks that Hillary Clinton is the literal anti-christ. Them trying to connect her to Hitler is is them trying to convince you because they think this will persuade you.

The best we can do is ridicule their entire argument because it is bullshit, speculative, and not based in reality.

Good point, unfortunately :(

I suppose I'll go back to laughing now.

Mo_Steel
Mar 7, 2008

Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together

Fun Shoe

VorpalBunny posted:

I had to add a bunch of people to my Facebook account for business reasons, and now I am blessed with stuff like this:



An oh-so-clever take on Hillary's campaign logo:



Really Republicans? Fucksakes, if you're gonna do this slogan do it right, like this (replace 'H' with her logo):

"There's no 'H' in freedom.
There's no 'H' in liberty.
There's no 'H' in democracy.

Let's keep it that way."

Blam, plaster that poo poo onto every bumper sticker and t-shirt you can make and sell them to raise funds for your Conservative shithole candidate. I'm a goddamn genius.

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.

VorpalBunny posted:

I had to add a bunch of people to my Facebook account for business reasons, and now I am blessed with stuff like this:







Except you can.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Romanization_of_Arabic

RagnarokAngel
Oct 5, 2006

Black Magic Extraordinaire
I can't decide if this or 2008 will be better. They were definitely scared of a scary black man becoming president but they HATE Hilary so drat much.

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻
I still have a creeping suspicion that all this harping on Benghazi might eventually worm its way into the consciousness of swing voters, and I'm kind of afraid of what'll happen if it gets brought up in a debate.

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

Dr Christmas posted:

I still have a creeping suspicion that all this harping on Benghazi might eventually worm its way into the consciousness of swing voters, and I'm kind of afraid of what'll happen if it gets brought up in a debate.

Proceed, governor. Please proceed, governor.

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.
I really hope the republicans keep up the misogyny and racism

TheMaskedChemist
Mar 30, 2010

Dr Christmas posted:

I still have a creeping suspicion that all this harping on Benghazi might eventually worm its way into the consciousness of swing voters, and I'm kind of afraid of what'll happen if it gets brought up in a debate.

It would actually kind of funny if all the poo poo they've tried to stick to her just kind of runs together

:freep:: Hillary? I heard she was caught sending sexy emails to Vince Foster after they met at a cattle convention in Benghazi.

TheMaskedChemist fucked around with this message at 08:31 on Apr 16, 2015

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

TheMaskedChemist posted:

:freep:: Hillary? I heard she was caught sending sexy emails to Vince Foster after they met at a cattle convention in Benghazi.
Or sending sexy emails to cattle from a Vince Foster convention in Benghazi.

Kugyou no Tenshi
Nov 8, 2005

We can't keep the crowd waiting, can we?

RagnarokAngel posted:

I can't decide if this or 2008 will be better. They were definitely scared of a scary black man becoming president but they HATE Hilary so drat much.

I'm still convinced nothing will beat the "Don't Re-Nig in 2012" stickers.

Gin and Juche
Apr 3, 2008

The Highest Judge of Paradise
Shiki Eiki
YAMAXANADU

OAquinas posted:

Basically, the diplomatic mission was overrun by over a hundred guys wielding automatic weapons and explosives. Short of having teleporting marines in power armor, it doesn't matter if we had allocated extra funds or not--at most it would have only delayed the inevitable. The ambassador and vilerat were dead (or as good as) within the first hour or so.


And outer security of the compound went to the lowest bidder group, most of the guards didn't even have weapons and got caught sleeping at their posts. Some deterrance could've avoided an attack in the first place.

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Nth Doctor
Sep 7, 2010

Darkrai used Dream Eater!
It's super effective!



On the other hand, you do need an H to spell:
  • John Ellis Bush
  • Randal Howard Paul

If that's the case then welcome 2016 Republican ticket: Rafael Edward Cruz / Marco Antonio Rubio.

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