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Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

Dyna Soar posted:

hah, whats up with people getting all pissy because i like to have a smaller burg as a side at fast food joints?

i'll explain it to you real slow: i only do it in fast food joints, more specifically fast food joints that sell hamburgers. i don't like their fries at all. i don't drink soda because i don't really like sugary drinks and also it's just empty calories.

as i've said in this thread time and time again, the best side for a burg is either a salad, be it green salad or coleslaw. fries can be really good but they have to be made from fresh potatoes, not the frozen poo poo they serve in mcd's and similar places.

seriously, here's the ingredients in mcd's fries:



there should only be three: potatoes, salt and oil.


are you stupid? soda and fries are where the empty calories come from. lose them and mcd's meal is suddenly a lot healthier.

Dyna Soar posted:

hah, whats up with people getting all pissy because i like to have a smaller burg as a side at fast food joints?

i'll explain it to you real slow: i only do it in fast food joints, more specifically fast food joints that sell hamburgers. i don't like their fries at all. i don't drink soda because i don't really like sugary drinks and also it's just empty calories.

as i've said in this thread time and time again, the best side for a burg is either a salad, be it green salad or coleslaw. fries can be really good but they have to be made from fresh potatoes, not the frozen poo poo they serve in mcd's and similar places.

seriously, here's the ingredients in mcd's fries:



there should only be three: potatoes, salt and oil.


are you stupid? soda and fries are where the empty calories come from. lose them and mcd's meal is suddenly a lot healthier.
Instead of loving obsessing about the maximum value of my meal i go for a run.

Also fresh McDonald's fries are amazing. I don't give a poo poo what's in them.

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canoshiz
Nov 6, 2005

THANK GOD FOR THE SMOKE MACHINE!

Chinatown posted:

I like In-N-Out's fries. Come at me bros.

fries well done :getin:

Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006

Norns posted:

Instead of loving obsessing about the maximum value of my meal i go for a run.

yeah, you're welcome to do whatever you want. whats up with the hyperbole?

Norns posted:

Also fresh McDonald's fries are amazing. I don't give a poo poo what's in them.

thats nice, glad you like em.

Dyna Soar fucked around with this message at 07:56 on Apr 14, 2015

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Just Burgs
Jan 15, 2011

Gravy Boat 2k
Bison is a fantastic meat. I've had it but once, but oh myyyy goodness.

Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006
i had a wild boar burger a while back, it was good but the meat was a lil bit too dry. shoulda mix some pork in maybe.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Wild meat isn't dry by definition, it just needs to be properly cooked. Pulled pork but with wild meat is amazing.

Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006

Palpek posted:

Wild meat isn't dry by definition, it just needs to be properly cooked. Pulled pork but with wild meat is amazing.

yeah, just lean. apparently the cook didn't know how to cook wild boar properly (can't say i blame him/her), but i wish they'd do learn from it because otherwise it was delicious.

Polio Vax Scene
Apr 5, 2009




yes

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008

canoshiz posted:

fries well done :getin:

Qtiyd

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.



I wouldn't need a knife to hold that burger up because I could use my cock.

GET MY BELT SON
Sep 26, 2007


my cock just lifted my desk about four inches off the ground

Brand New Malaysian Wife
Apr 5, 2007
I encourage children who are bullied to kill themselves. In fact, I get off to it. Pedophilia-snuff films are the best. More abused children need to kill themselves.
Burg'd tonight at Meat Mission, apologies for lovely phone pic.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
This may be the best thread modern GBS has produced. Long live Burg!

Rod Munch
Jul 17, 2001

GET MY BELT SON
Sep 26, 2007


no

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Old Dirty Cumburgs posted:

Bison is a fantastic meat. I've had it but once, but oh myyyy goodness.

bison is awesome as another burger option.

GET MY BELT SON
Sep 26, 2007

we'll fight

gently caress that

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist


I'm big into sweet and savory combos. But this sounds loving disgusting.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

:rip:

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Still a classic, a lasagna out of burger layers, skipped to the relevant part:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9FRSghXhDM&t=211s

not an endorsement
Mar 14, 2008


Personally, I think it's problematic that a sitting Senator has a racial slur for a last name.




why would you do this?

Jamsta
Dec 16, 2006

Oh you want some too? Fuck you!

England is warm and sunny.

Busted the bbq out at work, cooked up 30 burgs for the lads.

This was mine:



Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Your 'burg patty looks a little small for the bun, but otherwise looks tasty.

Roommate was heating up some Target-brand White Castle cheeseburger knockoffs a couple days ago.

I miss White Castle. :(

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


I ate a bruger pizza lately. It had pickles and some burger sauce under the cheese. I don't recommend, it was an abomination, this is the box:

Sizone
Sep 13, 2007

by LadyAmbien

Palpek posted:

I ate a bruger pizza lately. It had pickles and some burger sauce under the cheese. I don't recommend, it was an abomination, this is the box:



given your last two posts, I want you to take a break from posting for a while. use this time to think what burgs are and what they mean to you

Speleothing
May 6, 2008

Spare batteries are pretty key.
Burged yesterday. It was two punch Tuesday, so now I have a free one ready for the weekend.

The daily special was a nacho burger that didn't sound very good. So I got one with an onion ring on it instead.

shipwrek
Dec 11, 2009

Drunk octopus wants
to fight you

80's -90's backyard Dad burg.jpg Classic.

Polio Vax Scene
Apr 5, 2009




10/10 would put mustard on then get mustard on my new white shirt

Locker Room Zubaz
Aug 8, 2006

:horse:
~*~THE SECRET OF THE MAGICAL CRYSTALS IS THAT I'M FUCKING TERRIBLE~*~

:horse:

Palpek posted:

I ate a bruger pizza lately. It had pickles and some burger sauce under the cheese. I don't recommend, it was an abomination, this is the box:



this makes me feel sad and it reminds me of what a 50 year old divorced dad would eat after a long day of work

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

Jamsta posted:

England is warm and sunny.

Busted the bbq out at work, cooked up 30 burgs for the lads.

This was mine:





Is it wrong that I want a sausage on a burg after seeing this?

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Jamsta posted:

England is warm and sunny.

Busted the bbq out at work, cooked up 30 burgs for the lads.

This was mine:





You done good son. Done good.

This is IMHO better than any try-hard gourmet burger.

Slammin' out a bunch of simple burgs for friends is the highest form of burg.

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008

Chinatown posted:

You done good son. Done good.

This is IMHO better than any try-hard gourmet burger.

Slammin' out a bunch of simple burgs for friends is the highest form of burg.

Non sibi sed fratriae

how me a frog
Feb 6, 2014

Palpek posted:

I ate a bruger pizza lately. It had pickles and some burger sauce under the cheese. I don't recommend, it was an abomination, this is the box:





You know, because pizza is hard to eat, when you're watching football with your manfriend.

Above item is still a lot more respectable than all this wannabe fancy poo poo, wth.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

Chinatown posted:

You done good son. Done good.

This is IMHO better than any try-hard gourmet burger.

Slammin' out a bunch of simple burgs for friends is the highest form of burg.

Hallowed be thy burg

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Dammit everybody's talking about pizzaburger.

My friend stationed over in Afghanistan just posted this in a FB message.

Kinda want a pizzaburger now.

Polio Vax Scene
Apr 5, 2009



That's a freaking calzone not a pizza burger

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!

Android Bicyclist posted:

Dammit everybody's talking about pizzaburger.

My friend stationed over in Afghanistan just posted this in a FB message.

Kinda want a pizzaburger now.

i would eat that

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Fetus Tree posted:

i would eat that

Same. If it sucked I'd never eat it again, but I would at least try.

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