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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Decrepus posted:

If your car windows break safety glasses are the only thing stopping safety glass from flying directly into your eyeballs.

Look fucker, I paid for the hot wax and I'm getting the loving HOT WAX!

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Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost
If I have to touch my car while it's being cleaned then there's something terribly wrong.

Some Zero
Sep 23, 2009

psyopmonkey posted:

Why are you both wearing eyepro?

Is it a safety thing at the carwash now?

We were cleaning out the back seat and I have a habit of forgetting to give them back after safety inspections at my plants. So to the 4 year old it sounded fun to wear them.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

I prefer to not be lazy and I go to the dollar hose-em-down.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

I just got my car washed. it was nice, ride through the machine, then park and watch some poors clean the interior for me.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Decrepus posted:

If your car windows break safety glasses are the only thing stopping safety glass from flying directly into your eyeballs.

how on earth did we survive the first 50 years of automatic carwashes, it's a miracle

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
You all reminded me I need to wash my conveniences tomorrow if it's nice. They need it.

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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If your car gets dirty just buy a new car like I do.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

oldpainless posted:

If your car gets dirty just buy a new car like I do.

One time my car got dirty. Then I cleaned it and sold it to Carmax in Roseville, CA.

That was 8 and 1/2 years ago.

:smug:

Rickycat
Nov 26, 2007

by Lowtax

Nascardad posted:

I want to show off my pussy...


aww your pussy looks as cuddly as mine!

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Rickycat posted:

aww your pussy looks as cuddly as mine!



"My cat is sad because he is being forced to pretend he's a unicorn. He is not a unicorn, and will never find true love. :smith:"

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Rickycat posted:

aww your pussy looks as cuddly as mine!



Your miniature puma is plotting to eat you.

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Rickycat posted:

aww your pussy looks as cuddly as mine!



Love it. :allears:

PotatoManJack
Nov 9, 2009
Pic from the weekend with my little one (she's looking a little dazed :) ) and rocking the "I didn't shave this morning" look

Can't believe she's 6 months already :3:

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra


I hadn't said anything because we have been taught that it is creepy for a guy to compliment a girl in the pictures thread, but you are really pretty and I would totally touch your penis

dreesemonkey
May 14, 2008
Pillbug

dreesemonkey posted:

On HODOR duty for my daughter


I am become the guy who takes pictures with his iPad (and kids)

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

PotatoManJack posted:

Pic from the weekend with my little one (she's looking a little dazed :) ) and rocking the "I didn't shave this morning" look

Can't believe she's 6 months already :3:



Your kiddo looks like she is plotting the most painful way to kill the camera person.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

RFC2324 posted:

Your kiddo looks like Matlock.

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


When you see a rock you gotta work just work it

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Polygoon Window posted:

When you see a rock you gotta work just work it



:eyepop:

Hachi Machi! Thats goon'tacular.

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


Sorry no baby no animal. It gets worse but these are good enough I guess

Pi Mu Rho
Apr 25, 2007

College Slice
Hotel bathroom selfie.

Detective Thompson
Nov 9, 2007

Sammy Davis Jr. Jr. is also in repose.

Pi Mu Rho posted:

Hotel bathroom selfie.



How's the supervillain conference going?



Don Mustachio (aka my dad) and I just chillin'.

EXAKT Science
Aug 14, 2012

8 on the Kinsey scale
No pets, but it's sunny and warm enough to be t-shirt weather, and I just got a new haircut I'm super pleased with!

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

EXAKT Science posted:

No pets, but it's sunny and warm enough to be t-shirt weather, and I just got a new haircut I'm super pleased with!



"What kind of cut you want?"
"Gimme the Linus Torvalds"

Deathslushie
Dec 19, 2006

Did you drink the death slushie? Is that what you did?


Posting on SA sure beats working.

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


Deathslushie posted:



Posting on SA sure beats working.

Sorry about your cubicle job. I don't miss those days. So depressing.

The Midniter
Jul 9, 2001

Detective Thompson posted:

How's the supervillain conference going?



Don Mustachio (aka my dad) and I just chillin'.


What's it like having a super-rich family and being the son of the chairman of Daimler?

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Something awful dot com LLC user Gatekeeper decided to paint me.



Good thing im not french!11!1!!!!!

:iamafag:

PuntCuncher
Apr 21, 2007

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!
I have a new co-worker and he sucks. Doesn't know the first thing about powershell, can't work unsupervised, barely speaks the language. His first purrformance review might not be good.



New adoptee into the family, around 7 months old and he's already enormous. We think there might be some bengal in him, super chill, super friendly.

Generation Internet
Jan 18, 2009

Where angels and generals fear to tread.
Nice beard, but you appear to have some kind of fuzzy armadillo in your house.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
I like that cat.

:neckbeard:

:toxogond:

PotatoManJack
Nov 9, 2009

Deathslushie posted:



Posting on SA sure beats working.

I'm a sucker for straight hair - I like the look!

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

PuntCuncher posted:

Doesn't know the first thing about powershell,

the real problem is windows

unix lyfe bitches

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

PuntCuncher posted:

I have a new co-worker and he sucks. Doesn't know the first thing about powershell, can't work unsupervised, barely speaks the language. His first purrformance review might not be good.



New adoptee into the family, around 7 months old and he's already enormous. We think there might be some bengal in him, super chill, super friendly.

Your a very attractive man. *not gay, Cis male, banged my wife last night,... twice*

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Darth123123 posted:

Your a very attractive man. *not gay, Cis male, banged my wife last night,... twice*

He's your mans man?

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



gnarlyhotep posted:

the real problem is windows

unix lyfe bitches

As someone who does both Windows and OpenBSD, trying to shove a command-line into Windows is a terrible thing and should be touched as little as possible.

Also, kitty.

PuntCuncher
Apr 21, 2007

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

Kazinsal posted:

As someone who does both Windows and OpenBSD, trying to shove a command-line into Windows is a terrible thing and should be touched as little as possible.

I silently rage every time I open a loving console to update the GAL (yeah, yeah, I'll automate that poo poo next week)

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Also, kitty.



Agreed, kitty.

Vet seems convinced he's got some Maine Coon or Bengal, and is going to be a goddamn giant.





Non cat-related, Hiroshima spec holiday beard.



PuntCuncher has a new favorite as of 05:31 on Apr 17, 2015

Detective Thompson
Nov 9, 2007

Sammy Davis Jr. Jr. is also in repose.

The Midniter posted:

What's it like having a super-rich family and being the son of the chairman of Daimler?

Oh, you know, nothing but mustaches and Benzs as far as the eye can see.

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LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

PuntCuncher posted:

Vet seems convinced he's got some Maine Coon or Bengal, and is going to be a goddamn giant.





I was going to firmly disagree until I saw the eartips. :neckbeard: He's probably a couple generations removed though. Does he have floof between his toes?

LITERALLY A BIRD has a new favorite as of 14:50 on Apr 17, 2015

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