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Chorrax
May 11, 2007

:wotwot:

at the date posted:

You only think earning substantial investment income in mid-life is unusual or reserved for the ultrawealthy because you've been conditioned to allocate all your income to paying down consumer debt rather than investing for retirement. hth

Paying off high-interest loans is basically the most financially responsible thing you can do. hth

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Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast


lol

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
postin' on page 200

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

Chorrax posted:

Paying off high-interest loans is basically the most financially responsible thing you can do. hth
seriously

making sure you take your employers full 401k match is the second most

Tanith
Jul 17, 2005


Alpha, Beta, Gamma cores
Use them, lose them, salvage more
Kick off the next AI war
In the Persean Sector

not a black chariot of pepperoni fire, voted 1

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch

wayfinder posted:



*plays seinfeld riff*

they gon be sellin' deez

Skarp
Sep 27, 2013

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jb3UobSZl34

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band


PipeRifle
Oct 4, 2004

we have catte


non-euclidian facial geometry from an eldritch cronenberg nightmare

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

most faces don't have straight lines, yes

PipeRifle
Oct 4, 2004

we have catte

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

most faces don't have straight lines, yes

look at the last panel of the last image. What is nose, what is mouth, does she have a soul patch?

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

PipeRifle
Oct 4, 2004

we have catte

I have no mouth but I have a soul patch and I must scream

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

PipeRifle posted:

non-euclidian facial geometry from an eldritch cronenberg nightmare

PipeRifle posted:

I have no mouth but I have a soul patch and I must scream

Tanith
Jul 17, 2005


Alpha, Beta, Gamma cores
Use them, lose them, salvage more
Kick off the next AI war
In the Persean Sector

when is more rick and morty happening?

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




look out here comes crazy archery dude's rebuttal to critics

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iLTA43MBuA

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

Tanith posted:

when is more rick and morty happening?
summer 2015 last i heard, so.... soon?

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Tanith posted:

when is more rick and morty happening?

they're making more episodes now. on dan harmon's podcast last week, he talked about how they spent half a day inventing a movie about stolen pants and :911: for half the day instead of writing the show

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

Fuzzy Mammal
Aug 15, 2001

Lipstick Apathy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngElkyQ6Rhs

mmm stuff that nostalgia down my throat. just loving fist me just do it. mmm yeah mmfff

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

Fuzzy Mammal posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngElkyQ6Rhs

mmm stuff that nostalgia down my throat. just loving fist me just do it. mmm yeah mmfff

cool slightly different storm troopers near slightly different tie fighters under a slightly different imperial logo woooo

Reince Penis
Nov 15, 2007

by R. Guyovich

Ezekiel 23:20

There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




PK loving SUBBAN posted:

Ezekiel 23:20

There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.

biblical times: when everyone knew intimately the volume of an equine cumshot

PipeRifle
Oct 4, 2004

we have catte

'bout 2, maybe 2 and a half cubits

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

PipeRifle posted:

'bout 2, maybe 2 and a half cubits

alright han solo :rolleyes:

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

PipeRifle posted:

'bout 2, maybe 2 and a half cubits

that's not a measure of volume :colbert:

PipeRifle
Oct 4, 2004

we have catte

No I'm talking about overall length of a horse cumshot for a given volume and density of stream

PipeRifle
Oct 4, 2004

we have catte

like if a bunch of horses jizzed onto a long jump sand pit

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

horsejizz works the same way

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast

univbee posted:

biblical times: when everyone knew intimately the volume of an equine cumshot

don't worry there are plenty of MLP dudes who do, today, too

Asshole Masonanie
Oct 27, 2009

by vyelkin

Kenny Logins posted:

skate. or. die.

skate-or-die, die-die-die-die-die


fun fact the guy on the cover of the box/cart doing the sweet vert movie went on to become US black metal wizardlord Leviathan

Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

Fuzzy Mammal posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngElkyQ6Rhs

mmm stuff that nostalgia down my throat. just loving fist me just do it. mmm yeah mmfff

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v93Jh6JNBng

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
if george lucas had written force awakens it would be about how palpatine immediately came back as a force ghost due to vader's force ghost creating power when he kills people* so luke would have to quest with his force ghost buddies (including qui gon jinn's force ghost) to "force awaken" mace windu's force ghost to have a rematch fight against palpatine's force ghost

* see obi wan kenobi - ed

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003


lmao

Chorrax
May 11, 2007

:wotwot:
that darth vader, he's a rotten one!

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003

univbee
Jun 3, 2004





choo choo more like cthulhu

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
don't ask me silly questions
i won't play silly games
i'm just a simple choo choo train
and I'll always be the same

i only want to race along
beneath the bright blue sky
and be a happy choo choo train
until the day i die

PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012
idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off

lol

(2:40)

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pram
Jun 10, 2001

holy moley lol

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