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canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

Spermy Smurf posted:

I have no idea what this post means. I can't be alone.

Some chick said something dumb about AIDS, then turned into a 70's porn star and said something about twitter getting hacked, now they work at some drivethru?

Three separate incidents of internet posts having actual financial impacts.
http://www.nytimes.com/2015/02/15/magazine/how-one-stupid-tweet-ruined-justine-saccos-life.html?_r=0
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anthony_Weiner_sexting_scandals
http://www.usatoday.com/story/money/2015/03/29/adam-smith-chick-fil-a-video-memoir/70629290/

I knew the guy who berated the Chick Fil A employee. He was a guest lecturer at the university I attended, and I had dinner with him once.
Then a year later, he creates video evidence that he is a bully and is fired from everything (a 7 figure CFO job and his university side gig). 3 years later, he's still unemployable and on food stamps.

He was simultaneously bad with being a kind person, bad with money, and bad with internet.

Krispy Kareem posted:

My wife does very well in marketing, but with a business degree.

I always figured marketing was like journalism. Something you get a minor in while your major is something broader.

In undergrad, the two "easy" business majors were Marketing and Management. There were plenty of bright, high achievers in those majors. But the rest of the major was filled out with the kind of student who barely made it into business school, because no way they were going to choose to major in finance/econ/MIS.

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i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

LeeMajors posted:

I know people have different tastes and whatnot...


I just can't imagine a scenario where someone thinks to themselves 'I just really want to buy a Buick.' Let alone twice.

A friend of the family died last year and in the estate sale, my parents picked up a 2013 LaCrosse for $16,000. I still didn't support the decision.

Spermy Smurf
Jul 2, 2004

canyoneer posted:

Three separate incidents of internet posts having actual financial impacts.


That makes so much more sense than what I was trying to piece together in my head. Thanks for the links.

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer

canyoneer posted:

I knew the guy who berated the Chick Fil A employee. He was a guest lecturer at the university I attended, and I had dinner with him once.
Then a year later, he creates video evidence that he is a bully and is fired from everything (a 7 figure CFO job and his university side gig). 3 years later, he's still unemployable and on food stamps.

Thanks for explaining what I probably should have. And holy crap, that guy aged fast. And LOL at a guy named Adam Smith not being able to get a job in finance.

Then:


Now:


Still has good hair, though.


Aliquid posted:

A friend of the family died last year and in the estate sale, my parents picked up a 2013 LaCrosse for $16,000. I still didn't support the decision.

I hate Buicks. Brand new 40k car and it doesn't even have push-button start because technology scares their typical demographic.

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


Krispy Kareem posted:

I hate Buicks. Brand new 40k car and it doesn't even have push-button start because technology scares their typical demographic.

It drives me nuts that the commercials have all the people that CAN'T BELIEVE IT IS A BUICK, but it literally looks like all the old Buicks with bigger headlights, LED mascara and a huge fuckoff Buick emblem in the center of the grill.

SpelledBackwards
Jan 7, 2001

I found this image on the Internet, perhaps you've heard of it? It's been around for a while I hear.

My turn. My mom and cousins are planning on going to Tanzania on a safari and are pressuring me to go with them to. I've been on a few touristy jungle safaris in India & the Andaman Islands while visiting said cousins before, but my parents paid for things way back then.

The total cost of the trip for me would probably be 1.5-2x what I was looking to spend on travel this year and next year combined, barring any big life changes. I had only planned to visit my brother on the coast and do a cheap camping/Vegas/beach trip otherwise.

It would require spending down 2-3 months of my 9 month emergency fund / savings account, or selling less than 10% of taxable investment accounts (really wish I'd contributed more to Roth in past years instead), so it's not a crushing blow. It just was very unplanned, and being a BFC regular now has made me more miserly.

On the other hand, I dunno when I'll be likely to ever visit Africa otherwise, and it works be nice to go with family. WSYBFC?

Wifi Toilet
Oct 1, 2004

Toilet Rascal

High Lord Elbow posted:

I'm 6'5". I commute to an office job in an F-150 and happily burn fuel at 14mpg. Sometimes it's less about "bad with money" and more about "good with legroom."

I'm 6'5" and had to move the seat forward in my Prius. :smug:

Colin Mockery
Jun 24, 2007
Rawr



Do you actually really want to go on a safari with your family? Would you want that more than just taking the money and buying a bunch of cool toys or other vacations with it?

If not, I don't see the point because it sounds like a waste.

Spermy Smurf
Jul 2, 2004
If you don't take it and go to Africa now, you won't ever end up going. At least I didn't... yet.

If I were single or at least no kids I'd go in a heartbeat.

Blinkman987
Jul 10, 2008

Gender roles guilt me into being fat.

SpelledBackwards posted:

My turn. My mom and cousins are planning on going to Tanzania on a safari and are pressuring me to go with them to. I've been on a few touristy jungle safaris in India & the Andaman Islands while visiting said cousins before, but my parents paid for things way back then.

The total cost of the trip for me would probably be 1.5-2x what I was looking to spend on travel this year and next year combined, barring any big life changes. I had only planned to visit my brother on the coast and do a cheap camping/Vegas/beach trip otherwise.

It would require spending down 2-3 months of my 9 month emergency fund / savings account, or selling less than 10% of taxable investment accounts (really wish I'd contributed more to Roth in past years instead), so it's not a crushing blow. It just was very unplanned, and being a BFC regular now has made me more miserly.

On the other hand, I dunno when I'll be likely to ever visit Africa otherwise, and it works be nice to go with family. WSYBFC?

Sadly, you missed a chance to rack up 100k frequent flier miles in less than 2 months through a promotion. That would've probably gotten you there round trip with some miles to spare. If you have a reasonable credit rating, you could get one of the airline branded cards or something like Chase Sapphire Preferred for the sign-up bonus and have some of the flight subsidized, then maybe sign up for another travel card that further helps you pay for the trip. Of course, this assumes that you can use a CC responsibly and maintain your miserly ways. If you want help with this, head here: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3679537

That said, some people are comfortable traveling by themselves. I went to South Africa for two weeks for under $1.5K total because I subsidized it with points and that country only required the cheap immunizations. I really enjoyed myself and would recommend it to everyone. Tanzania is on my list of places to visit (I assume you're doing Great Migration/safari). I also think you could really go at any time so long as you're comfortable by yourself. If you would need to go with others, you could still go with a future significant other or spouse. I agree with Horking Delight-- if you love your family and their company, you should probably go. If you don't, don't go. Countries go through turmoil and strife, but over a long timeline basically every place will "always be there." You don't have to plow under the financial seeds you've planted due to family pressures. Spending 3 months of your 9 month emergency fun is PROBABLY ok, but if you don't want to do it you shouldn't do it. Africa will always, always be there. And don't sell your taxable investment accounts.

Barry
Aug 1, 2003

Hardened Criminal

SpelledBackwards posted:

My turn. My mom and cousins are planning on going to Tanzania on a safari and are pressuring me to go with them to. I've been on a few touristy jungle safaris in India & the Andaman Islands while visiting said cousins before, but my parents paid for things way back then.

The total cost of the trip for me would probably be 1.5-2x what I was looking to spend on travel this year and next year combined, barring any big life changes. I had only planned to visit my brother on the coast and do a cheap camping/Vegas/beach trip otherwise.

It would require spending down 2-3 months of my 9 month emergency fund / savings account, or selling less than 10% of taxable investment accounts (really wish I'd contributed more to Roth in past years instead), so it's not a crushing blow. It just was very unplanned, and being a BFC regular now has made me more miserly.

On the other hand, I dunno when I'll be likely to ever visit Africa otherwise, and it works be nice to go with family. WSYBFC?

If they can comfortably afford it then a life experience like that isn't (on the surface) bad with money.

If you're dipping into your emergency fund and selling investments to do it, that's borderline.

Nail Rat
Dec 29, 2000

You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!!
Well he said he'd still have a 6 month emergency fund after taking all of it from his emergency fund, and it's either use "2-3" of 9 months of emergency fund or 10% of taxable investments, not both. This tells me he's got healthy retirement accounts, plus well over 50k in taxable investments, plus a six month emergency fund after paying for this trip.

I'd say he can comfortably afford it, but it's all about does he want to spend that much money to hang out with his mom and cousins. I wouldn't.

Pompous Rhombus
Mar 11, 2007

He got Jammed :ohdear:

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

How much are we talking about for the safari, anyway? I smell a ripoff travel booking company.

I planned a backpacking trip out and with airfare, two months up Africa's east coast was going to cost me around $4000, which doesn't seem so bad for a once-in-a-lifetime thing. A trip I actually took to Central America ended up costing me about $6000 for six months.

Comrade Flynn
Jun 1, 2003

SiGmA_X posted:

You can't afford it. That's why you leased it. You'd have paid for it otherwise. I could go buy a 2015 M4 today if I wanted to.. But I'm unwilling to part with 70(-90)k and as such, I can't afford it.

That's kind of dumb logic. There's a lot of good with money reasons to lease.

MrKatharsis
Nov 29, 2003

feel the bern
Aw poo poo here we go.

CitizenKain
May 27, 2001

That was Gary Cooper, asshole.

Nap Ghost

LeeMajors posted:

I know people have different tastes and whatnot...


I just can't imagine a scenario where someone thinks to themselves 'I just really want to buy a Buick.' Let alone twice.

I have never been sadder when renting a car then the time I ended up with a Buick. It was one of their geezer glider models and it was just a bummer to drive. What made it worse is that I had to walk past an entire row of Mustangs and fun cars another rental company had.

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

Aliquid posted:

How much are we talking about for the safari, anyway? I smell a ripoff travel booking company.

I planned a backpacking trip out and with airfare, two months up Africa's east coast was going to cost me around $4000, which doesn't seem so bad for a once-in-a-lifetime thing. A trip I actually took to Central America ended up costing me about $6000 for six months.

African safaris are pretty expensive. It's a whole other thing than backpacking.

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
I happened to have a client send me their safari bill because I was helping them wire funds to the bank the foreign safari company was using. It was easily like $14K just for the down payment, maybe $35K for the trip.

To be fair, the itinerary was for the entire family and they were traveling all over the place, at least five hotels listed on it.

P.D.B. Fishsticks
Jun 19, 2010

Krispy Kareem posted:

I hate Buicks. Brand new 40k car and it doesn't even have push-button start because technology scares their typical demographic.

Even when they do have it, it's poorly thought out. A rental car agency gave me a Buick Verano with key-in-pocket push-button start and entry, but they neglected to put a push button on the trunk, so I'd have to fish the key out of my pocket anyway, completely negating the point of that feature.

After a while, I decided to just open the driver door and push the trunk release there… but it wasn't there, it was on the center console, so I couldn't push it without leaning far into the car.



Really, that whole car felt like an exercise in including as many features on a bulleted list as possible, while giving no thoughts whatsoever on how people would actually use those features.

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

P.D.B. Fishsticks posted:

Even when they do have it, it's poorly thought out. A rental car agency gave me a Buick Verano with key-in-pocket push-button start and entry, but they neglected to put a push button on the trunk, so I'd have to fish the key out of my pocket anyway, completely negating the point of that feature.

After a while, I decided to just open the driver door and push the trunk release there… but it wasn't there, it was on the center console, so I couldn't push it without leaning far into the car.



Really, that whole car felt like an exercise in including as many features on a bulleted list as possible, while giving no thoughts whatsoever on how people would actually use those features.

Fun fact: those terrible touch-screen interfaces with the stupid-looking "shiny" buttons are a sure-fire way to tell if a company is just throwing poo poo together - you can buy middleware chips that do the touchscreen UI for you and they always use those goddamn awful shiny buttons by default.

Switchback
Jul 23, 2001

It's not good with money but the ~$40k I spent on travel last year was the best with life/youth/career/adventure decision I could imagine. I don't regret anything.

Of course, a commercial safari might be like package tour deals that are almost like not being in a foreign land at all! I don't see the point in that kind of tourism. But to each their own, a hostile and a 6-star are very different experiences and both of them can be great or lovely. For me, I would do it. I won't ever have the chance again to travel with my family like that and I am jealous (this is contingent on your family being cool).

CitizenKain
May 27, 2001

That was Gary Cooper, asshole.

Nap Ghost

P.D.B. Fishsticks posted:

Really, that whole car felt like an exercise in including as many features on a bulleted list as possible, while giving no thoughts whatsoever on how people would actually use those features.

Modern Car UI design.txt right there.

I travel a lot and rent cars often, and goddamn are most cars a clown show for their in dash systems. I paid extra for the upgraded sound system for my car which included the touchscreen and it's pretty bad. That's a couple extra payments that I probably shouldn't have made. On the other hand, it does let me set a custom start picture.

District Selectman
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax

Spermy Smurf posted:

I have no idea what this post means. I can't be alone.

Some chick said something dumb about AIDS, then turned into a 70's porn star and said something about twitter getting hacked, now they work at some drivethru?

The best part about this is that you think Anthony Weiner is a 70's porn star! You sweet summer child

All three things are super sad and messed up in their own way. Whatever makes people feel self righteous and better about themselves I guess.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

District Selectman posted:

The best part about this is that you think Anthony Weiner is a 70's porn star! You sweet summer child

Actually, the last guy got turned into a 70's porn star

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

flyboi posted:

To each their own?

lol thats not how it works in the cult that is BFC.

ploots
Mar 19, 2010

reddit posted:

https://www.reddit.com/r/personalfinance/comments/32wnft/should_i_convert_my_401k_to_ira_and_cash_out_if/

Should I convert my 401k to IRA and cash out? If so, when?

So, your initial answer is probably, "NO!" However, I think it makes sense in my position.

I am turning 27 this year and will be attending an expensive full-time MBA program in an expensive city. I should have about $35,000 in cash going into the first year and make ~$10,000 in my internship next summer. The degree will give me about a 90% increase in salary (which is already 80-90th percentile in my age range).

Now, this SHOULD be enough to cover basic expenses, but I don't want to be cash strapped throughout this ordeal. I will have to be networking / going out, I would like to travel as much as possible, and I would like to avoid meaningless part-time work. If I convert my ~$35k in 401k savings to a Traditional IRA and cash out to cover rent, I will avoid the 10% tax. Considering the immediate and direct impact this cash injection would have on my life, I don't think this is a terrible idea. I have not made fantastic money in the 401k, so I would rather use this cash than increasing my line of credit on student loans (which I will have about $150k in).

Doing this will leave me at 29 with very little to no savings in a high-paying job and probably $150k in student loan debt.

Thoughts?

P.D.B. Fishsticks
Jun 19, 2010

CitizenKain posted:

Modern Car UI design.txt right there.

I travel a lot and rent cars often, and goddamn are most cars a clown show for their in dash systems. I paid extra for the upgraded sound system for my car which included the touchscreen and it's pretty bad. That's a couple extra payments that I probably shouldn't have made. On the other hand, it does let me set a custom start picture.

Yep, likewise, I'm at about 60% travel and rent tons of cars. My girlfriend made so much fun of me when the first thing I did on the test drive for the car I recently bought was pair my phone via Bluetooth and start the car several times with it alternately connected to BT or USB just to make sure it actually connected to my phone 100% of the time (:arghfist::( Ford Sync) and that the UI wasn't completely terrible.

P.D.B. Fishsticks fucked around with this message at 13:11 on Apr 17, 2015

Nail Rat
Dec 29, 2000

You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!!
What are the odds that dude will actually get a 90% salary bump just from an MBA? My guess is not good.

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

Nail Rat posted:

What are the odds that dude will actually get a 90% salary bump just from an MBA? My guess is not good.

Unless it's from an ivy league school and he's made crazy connections... Yeah it's still not going to happen.

subx
Jan 12, 2003

If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes should fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

Nail Rat posted:

What are the odds that dude will actually get a 90% salary bump just from an MBA? My guess is not good.

Depends on what he makes now I guess? If he's making 25-30k a year I can see a 90% jump upon graduating being reasonable.

Delta-Wye
Sep 29, 2005

No Butt Stuff posted:

Unless it's from an ivy league school and he's made crazy connections... Yeah it's still not going to happen.

Well, if he's working the fry-u-lator, it may jump him up to general manager? 150k in student loans well spent! :downs:

Thesaurus
Oct 3, 2004


I like how he also specifies that he currently is in the "80 to 90th percentile for his age range." I didn't even know people thought like this. This tells me that he's probably super status conscious, hence also needing to spend lots of money on going out and traveling to "network."

I'm sure he's looking forward to joining that 99th percentile, aka the 1%, he's heard so much about.

saltylopez
Mar 30, 2010
What does he mean by saying he'll avoid the 10% tax? The traditional IRA is subject to the same 10% early withdrawal penalty as his 401k. He says its because he'll be using it to pay rent, but that's not a qualified exception as far as I know.

SiGmA_X
May 3, 2004
SiGmA_X

saltylopez posted:

What does he mean by saying he'll avoid the 10% tax? The traditional IRA is subject to the same 10% early withdrawal penalty as his 401k. He says its because he'll be using it to pay rent, but that's not a qualified exception as far as I know.
He has to roll it into a Roth that has been open for 5yrs+, pay income tax, and then cash it out. It's not going to work out well.

He's probably around $80-90k based on percentile, and bad with money due to minimal savings. http://www.shnugi.com/income-percentile-calculator/?min_age=27&max_age=27&income=80000

baquerd
Jul 2, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Thesaurus posted:

I like how he also specifies that he currently is in the "80 to 90th percentile for his age range." I didn't even know people thought like this. This tells me that he's probably super status conscious, hence also needing to spend lots of money on going out and traveling to "network."

I'm sure he's looking forward to joining that 99th percentile, aka the 1%, he's heard so much about.

Sure, he'll fit right in with the other MBAs. It's entirely possible that he comes out of this MBA program and walks into a $150k a year job if he can come across as generally likeable and competent while networking.

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer

P.D.B. Fishsticks posted:

Even when they do have it, it's poorly thought out. A rental car agency gave me a Buick Verano with key-in-pocket push-button start and entry, but they neglected to put a push button on the trunk, so I'd have to fish the key out of my pocket anyway, completely negating the point of that feature.

After a while, I decided to just open the driver door and push the trunk release there… but it wasn't there, it was on the center console, so I couldn't push it without leaning far into the car.



Really, that whole car felt like an exercise in including as many features on a bulleted list as possible, while giving no thoughts whatsoever on how people would actually use those features.

The LaCrosse's layout makes that car look like an iPhone in terms of good UI. You had no storage space on the dash, not even a recessed cubby to stash your work ID. The 2012 model did not do bluetooth media, but it did have both an aux and an USB port, deep within the closed center console storage. You could snake your USB or audio cable through some small notches, but that got unwound every time you opened the center console. Which you had to do often, because there was no dashboard storage. It's such a terrible design that I almost believe they got together with SirusXM to figure out a way to force people to use satellite radio instead of their phones.

Contrast that with my KIA Optima, which has keyless wireless everything and more nooks and crannies than an English muffin. It even chills my soda cans in the glove box.

EDIT: and now the newest Buicks are batshit crazy for capacitive touch buttons. A capacitive touch hazard light button, which gets accidentally pressed when you're trying to change climate settings. Were the old hazard buttons somehow too difficult to press? Did old people insist on the easiest way to activate their flashers?

Krispy Wafer fucked around with this message at 15:53 on Apr 17, 2015

Not a Children
Oct 9, 2012

Don't need a holster if you never stop shooting.

saltylopez posted:

What does he mean by saying he'll avoid the 10% tax? The traditional IRA is subject to the same 10% early withdrawal penalty as his 401k. He says its because he'll be using it to pay rent, but that's not a qualified exception as far as I know.

Later on he says that he'll be able to withdraw penalty free because he's spending it on education

Unfortunately, that exception only applies if it would apply towards a financial hardship, which, having $35,000 cash, he does not have

Space Gopher
Jul 31, 2006

BLITHERING IDIOT AND HARDCORE DURIAN APOLOGIST. LET ME TELL YOU WHY THIS SHIT DON'T STINK EVEN THOUGH WE ALL KNOW IT DOES BECAUSE I'M SUPER CULTURED.

saltylopez posted:

What does he mean by saying he'll avoid the 10% tax? The traditional IRA is subject to the same 10% early withdrawal penalty as his 401k. He says its because he'll be using it to pay rent, but that's not a qualified exception as far as I know.

You can withdraw from an IRA to cover qualified educational expenses without penalty, including the cost of living.

The wrinkle he's missing is that rent is only covered under qualified educational expenses up to the amount specified by the school for room and board in their cost-of-attendance calculations. It's designed expressly so you can't use it as a "cash injection."

baquerd posted:

Sure, he'll fit right in with the other MBAs. It's entirely possible that he comes out of this MBA program and walks into a $150k a year job if he can come across as generally likeable and competent while networking.

He thinks networking happens at "networking events." Do you really think he's going to come across as competent?

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Barry
Aug 1, 2003

Hardened Criminal
To be fair, I think just about every bright eyed and bushy tailed MBA aspirational type thinks that at first. All it takes is going to one or two of those half-baked events to realize it's the post-undergrad equivalent of going to the local campus bar on Friday night hoping to find a quality long term relationship.

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