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Bicyclops posted:If I wrote a FAQ for Donkey Kong 64, the "special thanks" section would say "Thanks to Nintendo are Rare for making a great game."
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e: ^^^^ people who write "an FAQ" smell like rotten 7-uphubris.height posted:bespoke artisanal shroom tea You can't see it, but I'm making a very sour face Bicyclops posted:If I wrote a FAQ for Donkey Kong 64, the "special thanks" section would say "Thanks to Nintendo are Rare for making a great game." I'm like 99% sure the "special thanks" for Starcraft 1 or maybe it was Diablo 1 or 2 had an entry for "420" Duuuuuude.
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Apr 17, 2015 15:12
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Bicyclops posted:If I wrote a FAQ for Donkey Kong 64, the "special thanks" section would say "Thanks to Nintendo are Rare for making a great game." Mine would have a giant rear end ASCII banana in the beginning for no apparent reason, which doesn't even properly line up.
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Bicyclops posted:If I wrote a FAQ for Donkey Kong 64, the "special thanks" section would say "Thanks to Nintendo are Rare for making a great game." mine would say "thanks to microsoft for buying rare and making sure they never made a sequel to the digital abomination that is DK64"
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Apr 17, 2015 15:13
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precision posted:you can't smoke mushrooms, smdh o ye of little faith
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Apr 17, 2015 15:14
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*to the tune of a town cryer yelling hear ye* smoke weed smoke weed smoke weed
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Apr 17, 2015 15:19
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Stux posted:mine would say "thanks to microsoft for buying rare and making sure they never made a sequel to the digital abomination that is DK64" Oh yeah? Well you'd have had to play the whole game and write about it, so the joke would be on you, stux!!
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Apr 17, 2015 15:20
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Bicyclops posted:Oh yeah? Well you'd have had to play the whole game and write about it, so the joke would be on you, stux!! 
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Apr 17, 2015 15:21
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precision posted:You can't see it, but I'm making a very sour face i see you are familiar with 'BearPissİ brand' Shroomtea then
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Apr 17, 2015 15:40
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Drugs are stupid
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Apr 17, 2015 16:10
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I'm stupid high, on life.
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Apr 17, 2015 16:27
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Careful with that poo poo, it can kill ya if you stop too quickly
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Apr 17, 2015 16:35
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Ekster posted:I'm stupid high, on life. The cereal or the board game?
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Apr 17, 2015 16:37
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counter-argument: drugs/alcohol and a night with katamari, nobi nobi boy, and any harmonix game is a very good time
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bloodychill posted:counter-argument: drugs/alcohol and a night with katamari, nobi nobi boy, and any harmonix game is a very good time Or Rez + vibrator . Or Rez Hd + 4 360 vibrating controllers.
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Apr 17, 2015 17:50
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If you do enough drugs, bio wares writing seems bearable.
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Apr 17, 2015 17:51
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Nasgate posted:If you do enough drugs, bio wares writing seems bearable. a friend knows one of the writers for 2 (and i think some missions in 3) and im not sure how she doesnt long for death every day based on the fanbase + her coworkers in 3 maybe she does and i dont know it
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Apr 17, 2015 17:54
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Stux posted:mine would say "thanks to microsoft for buying rare and making sure they never made a sequel to the digital abomination that is DK64" DK64 is great though?
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Apr 17, 2015 18:54
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Surprise Anime https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwWLns7-xN8
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Apr 17, 2015 19:11
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Or what about touching fuzzy to get... dizzy
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Apr 17, 2015 19:12
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Going to be poo poo like most DICE games
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Apr 17, 2015 19:29
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Comes out in six months and still has no actual in game footage. Gonna be great, better pre-order this cause there's no chance this EA game will be a poo poo-show at launch.
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Apr 17, 2015 19:56
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PringleCreamEgg posted:Comes out in six months and still has no actual in game footage. Gonna be great, better pre-order this cause there's no chance this EA game will be a poo poo-show at launch. is it going to have a better framerate than the previous battlefronts
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Apr 17, 2015 19:59
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I would like to give a special thanks to marijuana, for enhancing every video game experience. Thanks. 
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Apr 17, 2015 20:32
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codenameFANGIO posted:I would like to give a special thanks to marijuana, for enhancing every video game experience. 
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Apr 17, 2015 20:37
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I used to smoke pot in high school and a bit of college and also play video games while high, but then I turned 22 and realized that doing it above that age is just sad edit: Can confirm though that katamari + high = good
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Apr 17, 2015 20:38
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Byde posted:is it going to have a better framerate than the previous battlefronts http://stevivor.com/2015/04/dice-star-wars-battlefront-will-run-at-60fps-across-all-three-platforms-aiming-for-photo-realism/
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codenameFANGIO posted:I would like to give a special thanks to marijuana, for enhancing every video game experience.
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Apr 17, 2015 20:52
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I don't know where to post this: There was a game on Station.com called Tanaris. You could play force wars where you were in a tank and the tanks were on maps with ramps and holes in the floor and poo poo. The force part was using force missles that do NO damage, but push other tanks away a good distance, with the trick being to push them over the edge or way up into the air, killing them upon impact. It was awesome. I looked into Tanaris recently and I can't get it to work. Do any goons know where I can get into Tanaris and play some sweet, sweet 1999 Force Wars?
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Apr 17, 2015 21:51
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They used a bold font for Actual In Game Footage also watch it look much worse at release once they decide to add a user interface, 50 billion units on screen, and online functions.
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Apr 17, 2015 22:00
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The Taint Reaper posted:They used a bold font for Actual In Game Footage lmao if you take pre-release trailers as an actual example of what the game will look like im a shameful pc gamer, i basically just want the game to look like it came out after 2004 or so. really animations are a much more important thing to me visually
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Apr 18, 2015 00:24
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the greatest game is life and weed is its baller cheat code for max fun vidcon times.
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Apr 18, 2015 00:55
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weed gives you bullet time in real life
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Apr 18, 2015 01:10
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precision posted:weed gives you bullet time in real life only instead of bullets you're dodging responsibilities 
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Apr 18, 2015 01:34
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The first time I ever played Bulletstorm I was shitfaced and it made the opening level where you play as a drunk space rear end in a top hat wreaking havoc on a space ship that much greater.
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Apr 18, 2015 01:36
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Bulletstorm is great and all the people who like Bulletstorm are super nice. 
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Apr 18, 2015 02:18
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i bought bulletstorm on the promise of steve blum and jennifer hale making dick jokes at each other but i still havent played
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Apr 18, 2015 02:20
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I liked Bulletstorm and I didn't mind the immature humor because I knew about it going in, but boy, the way they left it on a sequel hook that will literally never be resolved is annoying.
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Apr 18, 2015 02:21
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Bulletstorm is a game that makes the line "Here comes Butterdick Jones and his heavenly rear end in a top hat machine!" feel genuine. That takes some doing, and you should respect the writer who could pull that off.
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