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Mans
Sep 14, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

ChipNDip posted:

Everybody lies about their height, men and women, so they have a false sense of what a height number translate to in real life.


Chomp8645 posted:

Basically men abuse the "height" category just as badly as women wringing every last drop out of that "curvy" descriptor. Height is so commonly misrepresented that people have a false idea of what the average number is. They know average height when they see it, but not when they read it.

I had no idea, why would you lie about height :psyduck: at least fatties can say they magically picked up a few pounds lately, you can't become shorter out of nowhere.


Spakstik posted:

The average height in the US is 5'9", I'm pretty sure.
Yeah it seems like people in the US tend to be a bit higher. Hell your army height requirements are one cm higher than the average height here, although that's probably because you're much more likely to actually be sent to war instead of just being paid to work out and be in uniform.

None of the Americans i've seen from exchange programs were that high. Taller than me yeah but probably 180cms or less.

Weird rear end country.

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FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
I would think the army would want short men actually. Lower center of gravity comes in handy during cqc plus they eat less.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
The army wants morally flexible individuals who follow orders and don't ask a lot of questions. Your height is orders of magnitude less important than those qualities.

Star Man
Jun 1, 2008

There's a star maaaaaan
Over the rainbow
I like tall chicks, even if they're taller than me.

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

lmao if you can't climb your woman like a tree

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Star Man posted:

I like tall chicks, even if they're taller than me.

Me too, and I'm gigantor

Star Man
Jun 1, 2008

There's a star maaaaaan
Over the rainbow

NotAnArtist posted:

Me too, and I'm gigantor

I'm only 6'0", but drat a girl that's like 6'3" is the hottest thing.

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Star Man posted:

I'm only 6'0", but drat a girl that's like 6'3" is the hottest thing.

If I could meet an attractive woman taller than myself (6'8 ) I would propose on the spot and hope to make it into the guiness book for tallest wedding

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

i prefer women I can pick up and walk around with in my arms.

Nic Cage dick cage
Jun 23, 2009

Lipstick Apathy

Star Man posted:

I like tall chicks, even if they're taller than me.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
Imo I want to be able to put women in my pocket

BgRdMchne
Oct 31, 2011

I'm 9'2"

chickie nugs for brekkie
May 17, 2010
In my experience the short girls take dick a lot easier than the tall ones. I've always wondered why.

WIFEY WATCHDOG
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.

Star Man posted:

I'm only 6'0", but drat a girl that's like 6'3" is the hottest thing.

Nah its kinda weird actually.

naem
May 29, 2011

I'm exactly 6' and women are surprised when I show up and actually am 6', which I guess would be like a girl being as thin and attractive as her photos suggest

naem
May 29, 2011

Also there's the "photo obviously taken before digital photos were the norm" which used to mean a 5 year old pic. More like 7 years old now. Still see them out there on occasion

naem
May 29, 2011

OOO and then the "fresh faced, sharp jaw, great dimples great pic" followed by "5 pounds later, it's fine, great smile, lookin good still haha 5 pounds is normal, good times with friends" pic and then several pics later the "puffed out, exhausted, no jaw line pic where not only aren't there dimples any more but they are somehow outies that have inverted into external meat sacks, drooping, bloated, this is what I look like now, this is what's going to show up, be glad you can't see my butt in this" pic, the "I've been on this site and hosed soo many times haha beer, dick, beer, dick again haha harruugh harrroockk cigarette weezing "

Dreqqus
Feb 21, 2013

BAMF!

LeoMarr posted:

i prefer women that can pick me up and walk around with me in their arms.

fixed

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Star Man posted:

I'm only 6'0", but drat a girl that's like 6'3" is the hottest thing.

I dated a 6'3" girl who was a scull team captain at Yale way back in 2007. That was pretty much the best casual dating experience that I ever had and I still kind of kick myself for not trying to turn it into more.

Troutful
May 31, 2011

I'm going to date the Yale giantess.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes


sometimes tbh

froward
Jun 2, 2014

by Azathoth

Dreqqus posted:

i prefer women that can pick me up and walk around with me in their arms.

this but for real. want that strong bae.

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


This is me irl:

appropriatemetaphor
Jan 26, 2006

Decrepus posted:

This is me irl:



yeah i too wank it to my imaginary head-girlfriend

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

appropriatemetaphor posted:

yeah i too wank it to my imaginary head-boyfriend

:spooky:

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Zeroisanumber posted:

I dated a 6'3" girl who was a scull team captain at Yale way back in 2007. That was pretty much the best casual dating experience that I ever had and I still kind of kick myself for not trying to turn it into more.

what the gently caress is a scull

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Top City Homo posted:

what the gently caress is a scull

its carjacking I guess

appropriatemetaphor
Jan 26, 2006

Top City Homo posted:

what the gently caress is a scull

thanks mr skeltal

suztan
Jul 4, 2012

im 9'11"

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Troutful posted:

I'm going to date the Yale giantess.

No i will

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Top City Homo posted:

what the gently caress is a scull

Like everything wrong about the East coast it involves being a snot and boats.

The ideal woman left NYC when she was 14 to live overseas with her field officer father, went to Berkeley and hated it, has half a master's degree and works a trade.

Also is not fat.

raton fucked around with this message at 07:33 on Apr 18, 2015

naem
May 29, 2011

Top City Homo posted:

what the gently caress is a scull

It goes on your power armor scrunt

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
+ to life and mana regen is the worst use of a socket though.

Male Tiers
Dec 27, 2012

Why don't you just lay down your weapons now?
Guys lie about their height all the time. I have male friends who are roughly the same height as me (5'5") and if you ask them, they all claim to be anywhere from 5'7" to 5'10".

appropriatemetaphor
Jan 26, 2006

i'm 511 with no shoes and i claim to be 511, am i loving up? should i put 6'??

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


I'm like slightly over 5 9 and claim to be 5 10 on my profile :smuggo:

5-HT
Oct 17, 2012

appropriatemetaphor posted:

i'm 511 with no shoes and i claim to be 511, am i loving up? should i put 6'??

almost all dudes self-inflate height online. if it's an inch or two, it's not too obvious. tbh, i do the same, because i don't mind owning up to my height out the gate.

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

appropriatemetaphor posted:

i'm 511 with no shoes and i claim to be 511, am i loving up? should i put 6'??

Put yourself at like 5'6, that way when (if) you get a date she'll show up and automatically be super impressed

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
i'm 4'9 but my cock is 2' so it sorta evens out

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Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
everytime I get a hardon I get dizzy any advice?

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