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PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
I have a friend of a friend who's just always chewing on a straw. It's a weird thing some people do.

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Wayne Knight
May 11, 2006

you guys have this lola thing all wrong.

she was a showgirl
With yellow feathers in her hair and a dress cut down to there

ghost host
Apr 17, 2010

ain't got no cash
ain't go no style

(it says Sister)


"you don't need to be a good artist to tattoo" - the artist of the following




cool kids inc.
May 27, 2005

I swallowed a bug


I can't tell what part of the body that's on and it greatly disturbs me.

TheDon01
Mar 8, 2009



What part of the body is that??

Elbow? :confused:

Magnus Praeda
Jul 18, 2003
The largess in the land.

cool kids inc. posted:

I can't tell what part of the body that's on and it greatly disturbs me.

I keep expecting one of the spots to be a camouflaged anus.

Frozen Pizza Party
Dec 13, 2005

TheDon01 posted:

What part of the body is that??

Elbow? :confused:

I think it's a thigh/hip, leg would be pointing towards right, pink thing on left is underwear around the hip (pulled above the hip)

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.
I could see it as either a fat thigh or a fat shoulder.

ghost host
Apr 17, 2010

ain't got no cash
ain't go no style
The stretchmarks tell me it's the side of a thigh/rear end.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Dumb subject matter but these are well done. Beats all the cliché scripts.


diabeetz posted:


(it says Sister)

lol, loving great.

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

JoelJoel posted:

Dumb subject matter but these are well done. Beats all the cliché scripts.


lol, loving great.

Except the "GOD" looks like "GOO"

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Bismuth posted:

Except the "GOD" looks like "GOO"

Oh, I thought he was a GOB fan.

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

JoelJoel posted:

Oh, I thought he was a GOB fan.

Could be that too, I just read it as GOO first

Khazar-khum
Oct 22, 2008

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
2nd Battalion

diabeetz posted:


(it says Sister)

And here I thought it was a lesbian wedding tattoo. :shrug:

quote:


"you don't need to be a good artist to tattoo" - the artist of the following




Maybe she really looks like that.

After a few drinks, anyway.

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE

SaNChEzZ posted:

I think it's a thigh/hip, leg would be pointing towards right, pink thing on left is underwear around the hip (pulled above the hip)



It's disturbing how often we have to do this. Kinda makes sense in a way though, if they don't give a poo poo about their actual bodies why would they care what gets tattooed on them?

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense




Johnny Truant
Jul 22, 2008





gently caress you so hard I hate these images.

Frozen Pizza Party
Dec 13, 2005

Johnny Truant posted:

gently caress you so hard I hate these images.

At least it's not the animated version

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




diabeetz posted:


(it says Sister)

HAHAHAHAHA




...no it doesn't.

quote:



For the life of me, I seriously don't get the whole animal print thing, especially something like this in Lisa Frank colors. All it ever ends up looking like is some weird skin disease.

TINY T-REX ARMS
Feb 12, 2011

SaNChEzZ posted:

I think it's a thigh/hip, leg would be pointing towards right, pink thing on left is underwear around the hip (pulled above the hip)



Digging that C-section scar. Unf.



Tattoo looks like a $5.99 folder I had in third grade.

NyetscapeNavigator
Sep 22, 2003

That made me Google for Lisa Frank tattoos. Was not disappointed.

Laocius
Jul 6, 2013

Zaphod42 posted:

I'm with everybody else though, that 3 legged girl tat rules.

Not just three-legged, blivet-legged.

DorkusMalorkus
Aug 4, 2009

"That's not Latin!"

NyetscapeNavigator posted:

That made me Google for Lisa Frank tattoos. Was not disappointed.



I had that bunny ballerina notebook in 3rd grade. I loving loved it.

I didn't know bright neon tattoo colors existed though. Or has this been color edited?

jess
May 26, 2005

you fit into me
like a hook into an eye

a fish hook
an open eye

It's spreading:




Upside-down tattoos? Upside-down tattoos.









(I know this one's supposed to look like it's forming a heart, but it looks loving goofy.)

fullroundaction
Apr 20, 2007

Drink beer every day
Huh, upside down tattoos somewhere other than the wrist/forearm. I don't even know ...

Depressio111117
Oct 18, 2014

A whole world of imagination beyond the oompah band.

DorkusMalorkus posted:

I had that bunny ballerina notebook in 3rd grade. I loving loved it.

I didn't know bright neon tattoo colors existed though. Or has this been color edited?

Yeah, I didn't either. I imagine those colors are gonna look like complete poo poo as they age, right?

Legislacerator
Dec 26, 2006

1 W1LL H4V3 ORD3R 1N TH1S RUMPUSBLOCK!

Not even gonna lie, I thought that was straight up a gunt.

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

fullroundaction posted:

Huh, upside down tattoos somewhere other than the wrist/forearm. I don't even know ...

You see your hands fingers a lot too. It not mysterious.

Not saying this is you, but every upside down tattoo there's some goon who can't handle that someone would get a tattoo for themselves to look at and not others.

TINY T-REX ARMS
Feb 12, 2011
Should I even ask what a gunt is? Too scared to google it. :ohdear:

Dr. Lunchables
Dec 27, 2012

IRL DEBUFFED KOBOLD



Gut+oval office=gunt

Aka the FUPA, or Fat Upper Pussy Area

Maggie Fletcher
Jul 19, 2009
Getting brunch is more important to me than other peoples lives.

TINY T-REX ARMS posted:

Should I even ask what a gunt is? Too scared to google it. :ohdear:

Gut/oval office. See also FUPA, pannus. I thought it was that, too.

E; beaten so hard.

TINY T-REX ARMS
Feb 12, 2011

Maggie Fletcher posted:

Gut/oval office. See also FUPA, pannus. I thought it was that, too.

E; beaten so hard.

Oh. Much less scary than I thought. Spent a bit too much time power reading through the AUG thread and now I'm scared to google stuff. Should erase my history.

Eh, I can kind of see that she has a bit of that going on there so I can see why you guys thought that. Seriously though, I don't see the point of getting tattoos on your hip when you're rocking stretch marks a fairly obvious c-section scar. No shame in having said marks, I have them too thanks to the demon currently residing in the next room, but you're probably not going to be running around in a bikini. Seems like a waste of money that could go on a less sucky/sucky placed tattoo.

fullroundaction
Apr 20, 2007

Drink beer every day

Bombadilillo posted:

You see your hands fingers a lot too. It not mysterious.

Not saying this is you, but every upside down tattoo there's some goon who can't handle that someone would get a tattoo for themselves to look at and not others.

No I get the wrist/forearm thing. It makes sense even though it's stupid. I've just never seen it anywhere else but below the elbow before.

Bunni-kat
May 25, 2010

Service Desk B-b-bunny...
How can-ca-caaaaan I
help-p-p-p you?

jess posted:

It's spreading:





Freedoiii

dpack_1
Mar 23, 2009

Let another's wounds be your warning

Bombadilillo posted:

You see your hands fingers a lot too. It not mysterious.

Not saying this is you, but every upside down tattoo there's some goon who can't handle that someone would get a tattoo for themselves to look at and not others.

I personally get all my printed t-shirts custom done upside down so that i can read them when i look down at my torso.

This same idea extends to literally anywhere on your body. If you can't parse something that is tattooed on your body just because when you look down at it you see it as upside down then you're are probably so retarded that you shouldn't be allowed to sign the consent form to get the drat thing.

rockcity
Jan 16, 2004

dpack_1 posted:

I personally get all my printed t-shirts custom done upside down so that i can read them when i look down at my torso.

This same idea extends to literally anywhere on your body. If you can't parse something that is tattooed on your body just because when you look down at it you see it as upside down then you're are probably so retarded that you shouldn't be allowed to sign the consent form to get the drat thing.

Plus, the knuckles are one of the most visible areas on the body. He also doesn't appear to have any other visible tattoos which is sign number two that he's an idiot.

Buggiezor
Jun 6, 2011

For I am a cat, you see.
I was going to make a snarky comment about how nobody gets tattoos (Or custom t-shirts) backwards so they can read them when they look in the mirror at themselves. Then I thought wait, I bet someone somewhere has.

Supposedly it says "Everything happens for a reason" In Italian.




Baldbeard
Mar 26, 2011

rockcity posted:

Plus, the knuckles are one of the most visible areas on the body. He also doesn't appear to have any other visible tattoos which is sign number two that he's an idiot.

Not to mention the knuckles are one of the few body parts you can read yourself straight on. Just make a fist and look at it.

Samfucius
Sep 8, 2010

And if you gaze long enough into a nest, the nest will gaze back into you.
I have an upside down forearm tattoo, and I like it just fine, because there is nothing else on that arm to contrast with it. It is on the inside too, so no one ever needs to care.

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Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

Samfucius posted:

I have an upside down forearm tattoo, and I like it just fine, because there is nothing else on that arm to contrast with it. It is on the inside too, so no one ever needs to care.

What are your shirts upside-down too? :smug:

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