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Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

Henchman 21 posted:

I'm going to drink the beer out of her butt, while she puts the plug in my butt.

And that, children, is why it's called a growler.

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Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

Henchman 21 posted:

I'm going to drink the beer out of her butt, while she puts the plug in my butt.

Oh hi I just came in here to chat about recent purchases....

:stare:

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
I hope you didn't pay a lot for it, because I bought a really conventional vibrator and they threw in that exact model for free, although the gem on mine is pink.



I've never used it but it's too nice to throw away.

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Sure you haven't

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
If it vibrated I'd probably give it a whirl, but at the end of the day it's just a chrome dreidel with no prizes.

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Pick posted:

If it vibrated I'd probably give it a whirl, but at the end of the day it's just a chrome dreidel with no prizes.

I'm pretty sure the joke I want to make would get me a probation.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

PCOS Bill posted:

I'm pretty sure the joke I want to make would get me a probation.

Thank gently caress, I was trying to think of a way to phrase it as well.

UnfortunateSexFart
May 18, 2008

𒃻 𒌓ð’‰𒋫 𒆷ð’€𒅅𒆷
𒆠𒂖 𒌉 𒌫 ð’®𒈠𒈾𒅗 𒂉 𒉡𒌒𒂉𒊑


Sappo569 posted:

Oh I know, its a great remote.

But I pity whoever buys from amazon without double checking the price first....



Someone I know stole mine so I essentially paid that much. I prefer the version without the touch screen, less accidental presses.

I just paid $75 for an ID card with RFID and medical information, feels so futuristic, can't wait for some Watch_Dog hacker to know everything about me



and yes that is my real name

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

FishBulb posted:

Or his own don't judge

PYF Recent Purchases: Please, don't kink-shame.

theSpokeyDokey
Jul 19, 2005
"PYF Recent Purchases: Cram a plug in it."

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

PYF Recent Purchases: Go gently caress Yourself!

strangemusic
Aug 7, 2008

I shield you because I need charge
Is not because I like you or anything!


PYF Recent Purchases: Gun part or butt plug?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

strangemusic posted:

PYF Recent Purchases: Gun part or butt plug?

It can be both

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

VendaGoat posted:

It can be both

Trigger discipline is a must.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Mister Kingdom posted:

Trigger discipline is a must.

Tap the Forward Assist :heysexy:

vxsarin
Oct 29, 2004


ASK ME ABOUT MY AP WIRE PHOTOS

PCOS Bill posted:

I'm pretty sure the joke I want to make would get me a probation.

one way to find out for sure

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Henchman 21 posted:


Tovolo pancake pen, so I can make silly pancakes for the kids. I'm sure it will be a disaster.

"UR MY BUTTHOLE"

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"

Jerry Cotton posted:

"UR MY BUTTHOLE"

You are my butthole
my only butthole
You make me happy
when skies are gray
You'll never know, dear
how much I love you
So please don't take
my butthole
away

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
If that pulse thing works like I think it does, that is a hilariously low effort way to get off. God drat I wish I had thought of it years ago so I could make mad :homebrew: on the sex toy market.

tentawesome
May 14, 2010

Please don't troll me online
I need some stuff to decorate my cubicle at my new news job.




And I preordered the UK collector's edition for the PSVita of this. I'm glad the Vita is region free because it comes with some sweet swag.

gypsycabdriver
Apr 19, 2007
Lego Double Decker Couch

Tiki Room Coasters

Tiki Room decorative napkin

hoodie

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Reverse Centaur posted:

Someone I know stole mine so I essentially paid that much. I prefer the version without the touch screen, less accidental presses.

I just paid $75 for an ID card with RFID and medical information, feels so futuristic, can't wait for some Watch_Dog hacker to know everything about me



and yes that is my real name
5'9 and 112 lbs is like model skinny.

UnfortunateSexFart
May 18, 2008

𒃻 𒌓ð’‰𒋫 𒆷ð’€𒅅𒆷
𒆠𒂖 𒌉 𒌫 ð’®𒈠𒈾𒅗 𒂉 𒉡𒌒𒂉𒊑


Josh Lyman posted:

5'9 and 112 lbs is like model skinny.

They just ask you your height and weight. Not like any cop/bouncer/regular joe is gonna know the metric conversion anyway.

Teach
Mar 28, 2008


Pillbug
I've just bought a used Panasonic GF1with a load of accessories, and it's be far and away the best/most expensive camera I've owned. Only had it a couple of days, and have just downloaded the manual. Going to spend a bit of time this week trying to get the best out of it.

Maybe I should also buy a haircut?

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



Reverse Centaur posted:

They just ask you your height and weight. Not like any cop/bouncer/regular joe is gonna know the metric conversion anyway.

I'm pretty sure the weight listed on my licence is from when I was 16 and got my learners permit.

rockcity
Jan 16, 2004

Reverse Centaur posted:

They just ask you your height and weight. Not like any cop/bouncer/regular joe is gonna know the metric conversion anyway.

Why would someone who lives in a country that uses the metric system need to convert units of measurement to ones that are not standardized in their own country?

Vier
Aug 5, 2007



Went car booting, £2 !

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Vier posted:



Went car booting, £2 !
You hooked this up to your nipples, right?

Vier
Aug 5, 2007

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

You hooked this up to your nipples, right?

Only at the weekends.

I'm experimenting with electrolysis, so yeah that's what I'm doing with it.

Scarf
Jun 24, 2005

On sight
Went to the local record store for Record Store Day yesterday... They didn't have the releases I was looking for, Jurassic 5 in particular, but i found this album that I've been hunting for about 3 years.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

rockcity posted:

Why would someone who lives in a country that uses the metric system need to convert units of measurement to ones that are not standardized in their own country?

Everybody uses feet and pounds in Canada for height and weight.

Krypt-OOO-Nite!!
Oct 25, 2010
It's been hot for the last week so took my kid out to pick out some new threads to add to the new shorts and two tops we picked up earlier in week. (I'm sure it'll now rain non-stop for the next month.)



Also booked tickets for me and three mates for the Avengers next Sunday, I'm embarrassingly excited...

tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.


For me


For Tribbledirigible the Younger


For Mrs. Tribbledirigible's first Mother's Day

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.



Is this a jelqiing device.

tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

Decrepus posted:

Is this a jelqiing device.

It could be, if you're brave enough.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Leeetle dildos
x 1000

Biiiiiig dildos
x 1000

Also bought tickets for a showing of this movie in one of the local second-run theaters.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT



Financing a 2015 Honda Fit EX.

And for the car, a Corsair 256GB flash drive to hold all my music that I can leave in the car's USB port all the time (except when I'm transferring new music to it).



Because my previous car hated me and I hate myself and I hate having disposable income :shepicide:

Robawesome
Jul 22, 2005

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

And for the car, a Corsair 256GB flash drive

I didn't realize they were making flash drives this big nowadays. How much did that run you?

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Robawesome posted:

I didn't realize they were making flash drives this big nowadays. How much did that run you?
I actually didn't either until I thought about looking to see if they existed the other day! They're not nearly as expensive as you'd think. This one was like $85.

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

I actually didn't either until I thought about looking to see if they existed the other day! They're not nearly as expensive as you'd think. This one was like $85.

here's a black rectangle. It'll hold ALL the music you've ever, or will ever like.

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