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Met posted:I pick them up from here. Is there more that don't make it to that site? I'm not sure if this has been posted before (I'm new to this thread), but this one is pretty infuriating: 
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I dont recall reading this thread since after the last elections...though maybe I did. Anyway, Muir has never been easy to understand but now it's practically impossible to parse. His sentence fragments are even less connected than they used to be and I feel like most of the puns he's making are his own in-jokes with himself. What must Muir be like when he's trying to communicate with others in the real world?
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jidohanbaiki posted:What must Muir be like when he's trying to communicate with others in the real world? He doesn't
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Mr.Smiley4 posted:I'm not sure if this has been posted before (I'm new to this thread), but this one is pretty infuriating: Why? It was probably drawn for an editorial about people in normal society who become drawn into joining violent jihadi groups.
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majormonotone posted:He doesn't He can be surprisingly coherent when talking to people on his facebook (Well at least he used to until he was banned from FB for posting too many comics with full frontal nudity without tagging NWS) and comments section. It's only when he tries to be funny (The entire comic) that he ends up tearing the English language a new one.
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When he's just talking to people, Muir more or less comes off as a regular guy. The problem is that when he writes he fancies himself a wordsmith and trips all over hinself trying to sound witty and sophisticated.
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Apr 20, 2015 05:23
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jidohanbaiki posted:What must Muir be like when he's trying to communicate with others in the real world? "One large, extra bacon, extra," he hesitates for a bit, "uh... extra sausage. It's Chris. Yup. The usual address."
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Apr 20, 2015 05:26
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Yes, whatever could a Senator be doing meeting with Union reps, and whatever could a Secretary of State be doing meeting with the Chinese, Iranians, and Saudis? This smells mighty fishy to me!
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Mr.Smiley4 posted:I'm not sure if this has been posted before (I'm new to this thread), but this one is pretty infuriating: Oh no, the Green Ranger has joined Daesh. 
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Apr 20, 2015 05:54
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While I think Jeannette Rankin was pretty awesome, I'm somewhat disappointed that her name was misspelled.
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Apr 20, 2015 06:04
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JaggerMcDagger posted:The Dry Bones Academy The perspective on the t.v. is Rall-esque. What is she wearing? Is that part of a rubber rain suit? Why?
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Apr 20, 2015 06:13
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Oh, is someone burning down shops now, or is it just a figure of speech? I don't see any * this time.
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Apr 20, 2015 06:46
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Met posted:Go on?  http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...rty-member.html Met posted:Go on?
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 Guardian:  "Martin Rowson on Tory economic policy – Conservative party leaders play by Thatcher’s rules when it comes to its relationship with City bankers" Telegraph:  Election 2015 Pollwatch: No breakthrough yet Independent:  Times:  Cameron on foxhunting, fishing and countryside sports
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I'll post one week of vintage Mallard every day here, just so we can compare to present-day strip, and because we need more older stuff. Here's one thing that never changed: teacher bashing. Mallard Fillmore: Year One (June 27-July 2, 1994)       You know, if my spouse named our child after Rush Limbaugh, I'd leave them, too. Mister Beeg fucked around with this message at 07:33 on Apr 20, 2015 |
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Apr 20, 2015 07:30
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Mr. Quat became Mr. Lee?
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Has drunky ducky ever talked about how No Child Left Behind trashed our schooling systems or does he just keep saying it's all the teachers' faults?
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Apr 20, 2015 07:45
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So where's the one where Mallard purchases Rush from his dad? Post that one. In which Tinsley sneaks the word "cum" into the newspaper funnies.
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Apr 20, 2015 07:49
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D.N. Nation posted:Look at the professionalism on display! That is literally "We must secure an existence for our people and a future for Israeli cartoonists."
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Mister Beeg posted:I'll post one week of vintage Mallard every day here, until my demands are met. 
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Apr 20, 2015 08:23
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He gave his son a name that went against the wishes of the child's mother? How does that even happen?
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Apr 20, 2015 08:28
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I love that expression on Hillalice's face. Can't wait for the follow up of Walker getting stuffed into a teapot.
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is that cat sucking that horse's dick?
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Grapplejack posted:is that cat sucking that horse's dick? I think it's more drinking the horse's milk.
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Jedit posted:That is literally "We must secure an existence for our people and a future for Israeli cartoonists." Because the beauty of the Dry Bones cartoon must not perish from the earth.
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Cloud Potato posted:I think it's more drinking the horse's milk. The Lloyds bank horse is a stallion 
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Apr 20, 2015 11:39
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I'm assuming our friend isnt married?
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Samurai Sanders posted:As a result of this, or what? As a result of being relatively attractive and away at a convention for a weekend. It's a pretty cliche cheating story that the spirit of loathsomeness, Chuck Johnson, broadcast to the world in yet another lame attempt at muckraking.
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 We're shipping people who come to Australia looking for asylum from Nauru to Camboidia also people are escaping NSW in droves
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Apr 20, 2015 12:22
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So we all agree that slutshaming is okay if the slut is conservative, right?
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WitchFetish posted:So we all agree that slutshaming is okay if the slut is conservative, right? on the Lord. thanks for reading and God bless. Mister Beeg posted:You know, if my spouse named our child after Rush Limbaugh, I'd leave them, too. Naming your child after Rush Limbaugh is one thing, but naming your child to spite your wife? Yeah, that's not at all fantastically petty.
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WitchFetish posted:So we all agree that slutshaming is okay if the slut is conservative, right? It's okay if she's hypocritical about it. She wants to be an icon of American biblical values, supporting the rights of bigots to attack homosexuals and birth control, then she cheats on her spouse.
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Apr 20, 2015 13:15
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Let's all respond to WitchFetish's bullshit and have a really intelligent de-rail!
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Apr 20, 2015 13:24
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All this old Mallard is still awful. You want to see a proper daily newspaper comic, you go to someone better.
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What a terrible disingenuous comparison. You can't drink without alcohol or smoke without cigarettes, you can have sex without a condom. It's not like they put the sin tax on only a cigarette's filter or make it so only FDA inspected alcohol is taxed and unregulated alcohol is free to sell without that tax.
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God I hate Tinsley. A more willfully dense fucker there has never been.
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LoseHound posted:naming your child to spite your wife I'm just trying to figure out the logistics of that. Like, how does one name or rename a child in order to spite one's wife? I'm talking, like, the actual process of doing it. Did he rewrite the birth certificate, or explain to the doctor that they actually wanted the other name? Did he go have it legally changed after the fact, spending probably a hundred dollars? Did he just loudly talk over his wife every time she wanted to use the name she'd chosen until she just gave up and left? Literally any method would be a massive red flag, friendship-wise, but Mallard just drinks it right up.
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