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Viginti posted:Temper your expectations for Girl. It's more of a western than a horror movie and more of a shoe-gaze romance than both of those two combined. Though if you like watching people skate-board to a Romanian pitchfork playlist then treble your expectations. What the gently caress am I even reading.
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The Asylum ripoff of 50 Shades of Grey, Bound, just went up. It's not good at all but stars Cordelia from Buffy. Her boobs are in the first ten seconds of the movie. Daniel Baldwin's boobs are also in the movie.
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Apr 21, 2015 02:25
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If it's less horror and more Western but with vampires that sounds rad actually. With a modern indie soundtrack? I could be down with that. Planning on finishing what's Ieft that I haven't seen for Luther and Sherlock soon. I know they are a few years old, but both decent crime dramas and sort of cinematic in scope; I feel more like I'm watching movies rather than police procedurals when I watch either of those shows.
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Apr 21, 2015 02:26
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Bound update: Terrell Owens plays himself, and there is vibrator product placement.
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Jack Gladney posted:The Asylum ripoff of 50 Shades of Grey, Bound, just went up. It's not good at all but stars Cordelia from Buffy. Her boobs are in the first ten seconds of the movie. Daniel Baldwin's boobs are also in the movie. Wasn't this the movie the Wachowskis did right before the Matrix? Edit: I guess not. The Wachowskis' Bound is up, too, but I haven't watched it yet.
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Apr 21, 2015 04:00
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That Bound is better in literally every way. In fact, just watch it twice instead of bothering with the other one.
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Yeah we watched Bound last night and just tried to watch Bound (2015) and the latter isn't funny like it should be, it was just super boring. It's not like "the Sharknado of softcore porn". "The Sharknado of softcore porn" is Kink, which is also on Netflix.
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Apr 21, 2015 04:29
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Kink is the documentary with the lady who makes automated dildos for internet porn, right? I feel like that one could get a little crazier. Like, I'm sure those people make weirder poo poo than what they talked about in the film.
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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:What the gently caress am I even reading. Your right, I'm an idiot. I meant 'Persian pitchfork playlist'. The accurate answer is also alliterative, so I'm surprised I slipped up. Make sense now? I'll be interested to hear the thoughts on non-critics when the movie hits VOD, it's been pretty divisive so far. I liked it whenever there was music playing, but quickly grew bored when it was silent. If you liked Only Lovers and want to see a version of that film without the dialogue, then dig-in. So, is Bound actually a good movie? It's the only Wach movie I'm yet to see, partly because it seems like it came from an alternate universe where they chose to ape De Palma instead of Ridley Scott.
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Viginti posted:So, is Bound actually a good movie? It's the only Wach movie I'm yet to see, partly because it seems like it came from an alternate universe where they chose to ape De Palma instead of Ridley Scott. It's pretty great, it has Jennifer Tilly at her absolute peak of Jennifer Tillyness and Gina Gershon is awesome. It's also a pretty sexy movie if you want to watch it with a boy/girl/whatever you're into.
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The Canal is worth a watch. It's a little hit or miss in the execution, but overall I'd put it in the good end of Netflix horror. It actually gave me the heeby Jeebies a little bit which doesn't happen often. Definitely not as low rent as the cover art would indicate.
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Apr 21, 2015 07:17
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Viginti posted:Your right, I'm an idiot. I meant 'Persian pitchfork playlist'. The accurate answer is also alliterative, so I'm surprised I slipped up. Make sense now? I'll watch it just to see what on Earth you're describing.
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NESguerilla posted:The Canal is worth a watch. It's a little hit or miss in the execution, but overall I'd put it in the good end of Netflix horror. It actually gave me the heeby Jeebies a little bit which doesn't happen often. Definitely not as low rent as the cover art would indicate. I'll echo this. Was a little predictable at points, but I thought it was definitely worth watching. Kinda got an Absentia vibe from a lot of it.
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Apr 21, 2015 18:53
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Noah is finally up, for those who were wanting to see it. Is good.
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Apr 21, 2015 20:12
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Noah rules.
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K. Waste posted:Noah rules.  I still want to see the director's cut, but the final product is a pretty solid film.
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I don't know. I agree that it's solid, obviously, and I see and hear that a lot, but I always felt the version of Noah that we got wouldn't have gained much from more of anything. It completely flies in the face of the ideological subtext of the actual Noah myth in terms of man's right to and ownership of the world via some divine covenant. And like all Biblical adaptations, the material it actually covers is rather terse and minuscule by written design, a historical record rather than a subjective narrative, so there's considerable embellishment. The result is basically a post-apocalyptic fantasy. Noah is constrained by the nature of its source, so the more you stretch it, the more convoluted it inevitably gets. The makers of Noah did a remarkably good job of crafting an epic fantasy story that doesn't require nor expect any sequels, and where the ideological perspective is made refreshingly textual by the inclusion of God as an actual character. It's basically a movie about a nostalgia for religion, even including a virgin conception and interpolations of early Genesis myths but with some apocrypha and Midrash thrown in. It's a condensation of Judeo-Christian spiritual history, but one with a deliberate twist ending, where the daughters of God are two girls. K. Waste fucked around with this message at 22:14 on Apr 21, 2015 |
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I found Bound to be too thickly laden with wink-nudge self-awareness, without anything all that interesting to back it up. To be fair, the people I watched it with went nuts for it.
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K. Waste posted:Spoilers Dude, a lot of people probably haven't seen it.
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Two really, really fantastic movies are up now: A Touch Of Sin and October 1.
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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:Two really, really fantastic movies are up now: A Touch Of Sin and October 1. everyone watch October 1, im going to watch touch of sin right now
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October 1 is really goddamn good. Why has Johnny Mad Dog never been on Netflix?
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NESguerilla posted:I liked Drive because it's one of the only movies out there that felt sort of close to No Country For Old Men in it's tone. If that post makes sense to anyone I'd welcome recommendations along those lines. Assassination of Jesse James. Though I don't know if its streaming anywhere.
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The Kingdom Of Dreams and Madness Is about Ghibli and its loving amazing. The dude doesn't do a script they just start production when he starts working on a storyboard and at some point they know what the ending is. Hanyo is a metal dude.
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K. Waste posted:I don't know. I agree that it's solid, obviously, and I see and hear that a lot, but I always felt the version of Noah that we got wouldn't have gained much from more of anything. It completely flies in the face of the ideological subtext of the actual Noah myth in terms of man's right to and ownership of the world via some divine covenant. And like all Biblical adaptations, the material it actually covers is rather terse and minuscule by written design, a historical record rather than a subjective narrative, so there's considerable embellishment. The result is basically a post-apocalyptic fantasy. This was an excellent review, in that it totally makes me want to watch the movie now. So, thank you. Great insight, and all that stuff.
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It is on my "to watch whenever I have 100 minutes of free time" list but A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night is now up too.
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Some of the movies for May. Jimi: All Is On My Side, The Last Waltz, Fruitvale Station, Give Me Shelter, Girlhood, Inglorious Basterds, The Boxtrolls and Anthony Bourdain: Parts Unknown Season 4 all stand out. May 1 Beyond Clueless (2014) Jimi: All Is On My Side (2013) Legally Blonde (2001) Legally Blonde 2: Red, White & Blonde (2003) No No: A Dockumentary (2014) The Last Waltz (1978) The Prize Winner of Defiance, Ohio (2005) Underclassmen (2015) May 2 Lalaloopsy: Festival of Sugary Sweets (2015) LeapFrog Letter Factory Adventures: Amazing World Explorers (2015) May 3 Anita (2013) D.L. Hughley: Clear (2014) May 5 A Few Best Men (2011) May 6 The Longest Week (2014) Tyler Perry's A Madea Christmas (2013) May 9 Jinn (2014) The Liberator (2013) May 12 Extraterrestrial (2014) Fruitvale Station (2013) Magical Universe (2013) May 13 The Identical (2014) May 15 Cyber-Seniors (2014) Dawg Fight (2015) Give Me Shelter (2014) May 16 First Period (2013) May 17 Tinker Bell and the Legend of the NeverBeast (2015) May 19 Before I Disappear (2014) Girlhood (2014) Zombeavers (2014) May 22 H20 Mermaid Adventures (2015) Inglourious Basterds (2009) Jen Kirkman: I'm Gonna Die Alone (And I Feel Fine) (2015) The Other One: The Long, Strange Trip of Bob Weir (2014) May 23 Antarctica: A Year on Ice (2013) The Boxtrolls (2014) May 24 Love and Honor (2013) Welcome to the Punch (2013) May 27 Before I Go to Sleep (2014) May 29 Hot Girls Wanted (2015) TELEVISION Longmire (season 3, May 1) Shameless (U.K. version, season 10, May 1) Witnesses (season 1, May 1) Royal Pains (season 6, May 3) Grace & Frankie (season 1, May 8) Puss in Boots (season 1.5, May 8) American Restoration (new collection, May 14) Counting Cars (new collection, May 14) Dance Moms (new collection, May 14) Hoarders (new collection, May 14) Modern Marvels (new collection, May 14) The Universe (new collection, May 14) Anthony Bourdain: Parts Unknown (season 4, May 15) Granite Flats (seasons 1–3, May 15) Between (new episodes of season 1 every Thursday, beginning May 21) Richie Rich (season 2, May 22) The Transporter: The Series (season 1, May 22) Graceland (seasons 1–2, May 26) Mako Mermaids (season 3, May 29)
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Jesus, that is a lean loving month.
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morestuff posted:The Last Waltz gently caress yeah.
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Thanks to everyone that suggested create documentaries. It's been a big help. Ray Harryhausen is the poo poo and I wish his movies were easier to stream besides paying for them on YouTube.
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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:October 1 is really goddamn good. Why has Johnny Mad Dog never been on Netflix? Shame, this, because johnny mad dog is a film more people should see.
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Expiring in May. Random interesting stuff bolded. "6 Bullets" "12 Dogs of Christmas: Great Puppy Rescue" "A Knight's Tale" "Airplane!" "Airplane II: The Sequel" "All I Want for Christmas" "Along Came Polly" "An American Haunting" "Baby Genius: The Four Seasons" "Baby Genius: Underwater Adventures" "BASEketball" "Bitter Moon" "Boys Don't Cry" "Bratz: Babyz: The Movie" "Call Me Claus" "Call Me Crazy: A Five Film" "Cecil B. Demented" "Deuces Wild" "Divine Secrets of the YaYa Sisterhood" "Fantastic Voyage" "Finding Forrester" "Friday the 13th: Part 7: The New Blood" "Funny Face" "Ichi the Killer" "Into the Blue 2: The Reef" "Life Is Beautiful" "RoboCop" "Romancing the Stone" "Sabrina" "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze" "The Accused" "The Brothers Bloom" "The Jewel of the Nile" "The Secret of NIMH" "True Justice: Season 1" "Valkyrie" "Flight" "The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement" "Diana Vreeland: The Eye Has to Travel" "Frank Skinner StandUp: Live from Birmingham's National Indoor Arena" "Grumpy Old Women Live" "Russell Kane: Smokescreens & Castles Live" "Skyfall" "1428" "Grimm's Snow White" "Robot & Frank" "Fullmetal Alchemist: The Sacred Star of Milos" "Buffalo Girls" "Fun Size" "Bridezillas: Season 9" "Cloud 9" "Dane Cook: Rough Around the Edges: Live from Madison Square Garden" "Red Dawn" "No Woman, No Cry" "Silent House" "The New Guy" "The Haunting in Connecticut 2: Ghosts of Georgia"
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The Accused is a fine film, maybe there's some younger people itt who've not seen it. You should see it maybe?
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stickyfngrdboy posted:The Accused is a fine film, maybe there's some younger people itt who've not seen it. You should see it maybe? I've seen it, but it's a generic enough title it didn't register while scanning the list. Good movie.
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I wasn't criticising you for not bolding it btw, honest. it's worth seeing if only for Foster's performance and I had no idea it was even on streaming.
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stickyfngrdboy posted:I wasn't criticising you for not bolding it btw, honest. it's worth seeing if only for Foster's performance and I had no idea it was even on streaming. Haha, no worries at all. Didn't give it a second thought.
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Romancing the Stone is pretty fun and held up fairly well for being an earlier 80's movie.
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That Works posted:Romancing the Stone is pretty fun and held up fairly well for being an earlier 80's movie. Yup, it's genuinely a fun and solid flick, lots of out loud laughs. Also hell yes The Last Waltz is coming.
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