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Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
according to with my familiarity with scholars of the jews they say their language, hebrew, does not use vowles...whic would explain that reference u uncovered to the papist church in rome being without vowels only if the the pope is run by zion in some way heretofor unknowne to science. illuminati...this goes deep and might involve pyramids impossible to be buitl by human hands, thats my hunch. *~~~coint[e]l[pro] liar h[o]ly l[a]t[i]n~~~* were not the only ones reading this, i know only too well. time for this truthseeker to put the wheels back on my house and go off the grid

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i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

Hey Kyoon.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Which Candidate are you?

http://townhall.com/2016quiz

I got Rand Paul

blunt for century
Jul 4, 2008

I've got a bone to pick.

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Which Candidate are you?

http://townhall.com/2016quiz

I got Rand Paul

I got Rand too.

That's a garbage poll

The question about foreign policy is 4 choices of "go to war" but with different excuses

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

blunt for century posted:

I got Rand too.

That's a garbage poll

The question about foreign policy is 4 choices of "go to war" but with different excuses

It's basically worse than a buzzfeed poll

Warmachine
Jan 30, 2012



blunt for century posted:

I got Rand too.

That's a garbage poll

The question about foreign policy is 4 choices of "go to war" but with different excuses

Ended up choosing the least bad options of the shittier questions. Needs to have options to filter out liberal plants.

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Just saw this on facebook



It doesn't seem to make a difference to you. :smuggo:

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

blunt for century posted:

I got Rand too.

That's a garbage poll

The question about foreign policy is 4 choices of "go to war" but with different excuses

You can talk to whoever you want on the toy phone.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

ErIog posted:

It's unclear Walker could even carry his home state in the presidential election. The attack ads just write themselves.

What is an intelligent guess on how likely it is that Walker would carry Wisconsin against Hillary? My gut feeling is that he would only have like a 30% shot, but that's a complete guess...

Necc0
Jun 30, 2005

by exmarx
Broken Cake

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Which Candidate are you?

http://townhall.com/2016quiz

I got Rand Paul

I like how they open with a bunch of zany sets of answers but then get real serious once the topic of Our Tropps and Convervative Principles come up

ErIog
Jul 11, 2001

:nsacloud:

Necc0 posted:

I like how they open with a bunch of zany sets of answers but then get real serious once the topic of Our Tropps and Convervative Principles come up

All of it seems heavily tilted toward Rand. Almost every question has an option that applies 1:1 to Rand, but also to no other candidate. I wonder how many candidates they even have programmed in. I bet it's just Jeb, Rand, Cruz, and Rubio

ohgodwhat
Aug 6, 2005

I assume it's like that old, bullshit Facebook politics quiz that told everyone they were libertarian in order to convert people.

Kellsterik
Mar 30, 2012

ohgodwhat posted:

I assume it's like that old, bullshit Facebook politics quiz that told everyone they were libertarian in order to convert people.







the bottom of the diamond is the bad part

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
i came out as adolf hitler's mum....hm

Kevyn
Mar 5, 2003

I just want to smile. Just once. I'd like to just, one time, go to Disney World and smile like the other boys and girls.

Enemy RANDPAUL used BENGHAZI

...but it failed!

ewe2
Jul 1, 2009

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Which Candidate are you?

http://townhall.com/2016quiz

I got Rand Paul

This is like one of those ACE exams where all the questions are leading and all the answers are Jesus.

A Bag of Milk
Jul 3, 2007

I don't see any American dream; I see an American nightmare.

ohgodwhat posted:

I assume it's like that old, bullshit Facebook politics quiz that told everyone they were libertarian in order to convert people.

You're probably referring to this: http://www.theadvocates.org/quiz/quiz.php

Which spawned this:

WORLD'S SMALLEST TINIEST POLITICAL QUIZ.

Fed up with Left/Right labels? This quiz has been especially skewed
to prove that you're an "authoritarian"! You might not have thought
you were authoritarian, but, then, you didn't think you were a libertarian
before you took the "World's Smallest Political Quiz," did you? You
might think it comes down to the types of questions asked, but it's
really a function of the *size* of the quiz. Well, this quiz is
even *smaller* than the libertarian quiz, so it must be more accurate!

Use this improved political compass to test your identity. Take the
World's Smallest Tiniest Political Quiz.

Circle "Y" when you agree, "M" for Maybe or unsure, "N" for No.

Are you a self-governor on PERSONAL issues? 0 12 25
* People should be able to buy child pornography............ Y M N
* There should not be laws against sex in public............ Y M N
* People should be able to broadcast their own ATC signals
and endanger airline traffic.............................. Y M N
* People should be able to drive unsafe cars on the highway
without buying insurance.................................. Y M N
My PERSONAL self-governor score: 25 for N, 12 for M, 0 for Y _________

Are you a self-governor on ECONOMIC issues? 0 12 25
* Companies should be allowed to use unsafe chemical
pesticides in food without telling consumers.............. Y M N
* There isn't enough racial discrimination and bigotry in
business and education.................................... Y M N
* Every road you drive on should be replaced with a toll
road, even though most of the cost of tolls goes to pay for
toll collection........................................... Y M N
* The US should have remained neutral in World War II....... Y M N
My ECONOMIC self-governor score: 25 for N, 12 for M, 0 for Y _________

Add up your totals. If you score zero, you're a true-blue libertarian.
If you score anything else, you're a normal person, fit to live in a
community.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Scott Walker has had enough of LEGAL immigration

quote:

"In terms of legal immigration, how we need to approach that going forward is saying -- the next president and the next Congress need to make decisions about a legal immigration system that’s based on, first and foremost, on protecting American workers and American wages. Because the more I’ve talked to folks, I’ve talked to [Alabama Sen. Jeff] Sessions and others out there -- but it is a fundamentally lost issue by many in elected positions today -- is what is this doing for American workers looking for jobs, what is this doing to wages. And we need to have that be at the forefront of our discussion going forward," Walker said in an interview with Glenn Beck

http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/7104614

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Scott Walker has had enough of LEGAL immigration


http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/7104614

He's such a poo poo head, he's getting VP, no doubt. Rubio will get Secretary of Transportation.

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe
Gosh I guess I better give this Rand Paul a second look.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
Kill Me Now









Sir Tonk fucked around with this message at 15:06 on Apr 21, 2015

Axetrain
Sep 14, 2007

Anyone who carries a constitution with them all the time is a loving tool.

Ghost of Reagan Past
Oct 7, 2003

rock and roll fun

Axetrain posted:

Anyone who carries a constitution with them all the time is a loving tool.
Maybe if you're a constitutional law professor like Obama was it makes sense :colbert:. Though I imagine if you know con law you probably know the constitution well enough that you don't need to actually look at it to know what's in it. It's not like it's all that long.

blunt for century
Jul 4, 2008

I've got a bone to pick.

Ghost of Reagan Past posted:

Maybe if you're a constitutional law professor like Obama was it makes sense :colbert:. Though I imagine if you know con law you probably know the constitution well enough that you don't need to actually look at it to know what's in it. It's not like it's all that long.

It's to prove to lieberals what it actually says :smug:

*only knows Free Speech, Freedom of Religion, and Guns parts*

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
Has anyone made a combination Constitution and Bible yet? Sounds like a goldmine.

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

Sir Tonk posted:

Kill Me Now











What kind of eagle are they talking about? Because uh, not all of them are symbols of liberty:

blunt for century
Jul 4, 2008

I've got a bone to pick.

Sir Tonk posted:

Has anyone made a combination Constitution and Bible yet? Sounds like a goldmine.

Needs a gold leaf autograph and portrait of Ronald Reagan. :colbert:

Young Hegelian
Aug 27, 2012

blunt for century posted:

Needs a gold leaf autograph and portrait of Ronald Reagan. :colbert:

Add a collection of Reagan's most famous speeches and some choice Edmund Burke quotes and sell it as a coffee table book.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
Someone should just write an OS that has the Conservative Web Browser as the default and comes with all the important documents pre installed. Call it RightOS, or something dumb like that.

blunt for century
Jul 4, 2008

I've got a bone to pick.

Young Hegelian posted:

Add a collection of Reagan's most famous speeches and some choice Edmund Burke quotes and sell it as a coffee table book.

Maybe some DVDs (VHS maybe?) of Reagan's movies, a copy of Nailin' Palin, pictures of Abu Ghraib prisoners being 'interrogated', and action shots of GOP leaders doing GOP things, like pictures of W playing golf for 30 pages

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

WKAR Public TV talk show Off The Record got rather salty this week. At one point Eric Baerran called Ted Cruz a clown. Hilarity ensues.

http://video.wkar.org/video/2365453758/

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
Cruz has a pudgy face, doesn't look like he lifts or works out. That man does have any constitution.

DaveWoo
Aug 14, 2004

Fun Shoe

PhazonLink posted:

Cruz has a pudgy face, doesn't look like he lifts or works out. That man does have any constitution.

Nah, his Constitution is fine, it's Wisdom that's his dump stat.

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

Axetrain posted:

Anyone who carries a constitution with them all the time is a loving tool.

It seems there is an inverse relationship at work here: the likelihood of a person carrying a pocket Constitution is inversely proportional to the likelihood that they actually know what's in the loving thing.

Sir Tonk posted:

Someone should just write an OS that has the Conservative Web Browser as the default and comes with all the important documents pre installed. Call it RightOS, or something dumb like that.

Considering that they've already come up with their own versions of Wikipedia and Facebook, this seems the next logical step.

Only if the BSOD is just a giant picture of Reagan with "THERE YOU GO AGAIN" at the bottom, though.

aBagorn
Aug 26, 2004

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Which Candidate are you?

http://townhall.com/2016quiz

I got Rand Paul

I got Sarah Palin by answering the correct, hosed up way.

Kobayashi
Aug 13, 2004

by Nyc_Tattoo

Axetrain posted:

Anyone who carries a constitution with them all the time is a loving tool.

Counterpoint: Dennis Kucinich.

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel

Sir Tonk posted:

Has anyone made a combination Constitution and Bible yet? Sounds like a goldmine.

blunt for century posted:

Needs a gold leaf autograph and portrait of Ronald Reagan. :colbert:

Young Hegelian posted:

Add a collection of Reagan's most famous speeches and some choice Edmund Burke quotes and sell it as a coffee table book.

This already exists.

http://www.amazon.com/NKJV-American-Patriots-Bible-Shaping/dp/1418541532/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1429634431

Series DD Funding
Nov 25, 2014

by exmarx

Alter Ego posted:

It seems there is an inverse relationship at work here: the likelihood of a person carrying a pocket Constitution is inversely proportional to the likelihood that they actually know what's in the loving thing.

Judging by the campaign finance amendment hearings, not really.

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"
https://www.eventbrite.com/e/nc-gop-state-convention-2015-tickets-15377554680

Here's an interesting thing to note. The North Carolina state GOP is holding its state convention June 5-7. Speakers already scheduled include keynote speaker Scott Walker, John Bolton, and Donald Trump. By that time in 2011, Donald Trump had stopped humoring the idea that he might run in 2012, and Mitt Romney had already officially announced.

Could Trump and Bolton seriously be running, or do the commitments they have made past the start of primary debate season mean they're just going to keep at it for a while until they couldn't possibly maintain the facade of announcing in the future?

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Axetrain posted:

Anyone who carries a constitution with them all the time is a loving tool.

And probably has an infowars bumper sticker.

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oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

Alter Ego posted:

Only if the BSOD is just a giant picture of Reagan with "THERE YOU GO AGAIN" at the bottom, though.

MEMORY ERROR would probably work better

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