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achillesforever6: Apr 23, 2012; psst you wanna do a communism?

I love how already Steelers fans hate Antonio Brown because now he's "Greedy" and no longer a "team player"

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achillesforever6 posted:

I love how already Steelers fans hate Antonio Brown because now he's "Greedy" and no longer a "team player"

Send him to the Saints, we'll take him greed and all.

# ? Apr 21, 2015 03:13

Blarfk: Dec 26, 2003

achillesforever6 posted:

I love how already Steelers fans hate Antonio Brown because now he's "Greedy" and no longer a "team player"

I mean that's gotta be a vocal idiot minority. Everything I've heard has been an agreement that yeah, he pretty much deserves more money and will probably get it, and that's fine since he's pretty clearly the best player on the team. It'll be Hines Ward 2005 all over again.

# ? Apr 21, 2015 04:04

Hot Diggity!: Apr 3, 2010; SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

hmmmm

# ? Apr 21, 2015 04:15

Samadhi: May 13, 2001

TubeStank posted:

hmmmm

What do the Vikings have it Peterson leaves?

# ? Apr 21, 2015 04:16

Blotto Skorzany: Nov 7, 2008; He's a PSoC, loose and runnin'
came the whisper from each lip
And he's here to do some business with
the bad ADC on his chip
bad ADC on his chiiiiip

Petite Dinklage posted:

What do the Vikings have it Peterson leaves?

2.4 mil in dead money I think

# ? Apr 21, 2015 04:20

Metapod: Mar 18, 2012

rivers and lebeau are going to lead the titans to the super bowl only to lose to tebow off of a last second play that will forever make me sad

# ? Apr 21, 2015 04:26

Alaois: Feb 7, 2012

Petite Dinklage posted:

What do the Vikings have it Peterson leaves?

Jerrick McKinnon who owns if he doesn't break

# ? Apr 21, 2015 04:31

BlindSite: Feb 8, 2009

Petite Dinklage posted:

What do the Vikings have it Peterson leaves?

Probably a draftee and a few pieces to do it by committee. I'm surprised the vikings haven't traded or cut him already. Dude beat the poo poo out of his kid and wasn't sorry for doing so. Get rid of the scumbag already.

Rivers will end up a cardinal. It's where great old broken QBs go to die.

# ? Apr 21, 2015 05:04

Dubious: Mar 7, 2006; The Heroes the Vikings Deserve; Lipstick Apathy

Alouicious posted:

Jerrick McKinnon who owns if he doesn't break

this

# ? Apr 21, 2015 06:02

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

BlindSite posted:

Rivers will end up a cardinal. It's where great old broken QBs go to die.

Rivers to Arizona would be too perfect to not happen if it weren't for all the money they already have tied into Palmer (correct me if I'm wrong, Cardinals fans).

# ? Apr 21, 2015 12:13

Regnevelc: Jan 12, 2003; I'M A GROWN ASS MAN!

DO YALL WANT A HAM posted:

Rivers to Arizona would be too perfect to not happen if it weren't for all the money they already have tied into Palmer (correct me if I'm wrong, Cardinals fans).

already restructured.

He can be cut after this year without much of a hit.

# ? Apr 21, 2015 12:45

Impossibly Perfect Sphere: Nov 6, 2002; They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Nate Solder won a Super Bowl with only one testicle.

quote:

Via Mike Reiss of ESPNBoston.com, Solder was diagnosed with testicular cancer a year ago, was treated, and went on to play a key role for the Super Bowl champions.

He was initially diagnosed after his standard physical at the beginning of offseason conditioning work. He mentioned feeling some pain, Patriots doctors ordered up an ultrasound, and three days later, he had surgery to remove the testicle. He only missed a few days of OTAs while recovering, and started every game last year, so there was no suggestion that anything was wrong with him at all.

�I knew nothing about it. It was a complete surprise,� Solder said. �You Google something like that and it kind of scares you, so I was like, �I�m not going to freak out about this.� Had I not had a routine physical, I probably wouldn�t have checked it, saying, �Oh, it�s just in my head, I�m going to be fine.'�

# ? Apr 21, 2015 14:06

No Irish Need Imply: Nov 30, 2008

football fuckerman posted:

not a good one though ,at least

he is p good doe

# ? Apr 21, 2015 14:13

Sour Diesel: Jan 30, 2010

NC-17 posted:

Nate Solder won a Super Bowl with only one testicle.

meanwhile, pete caroll lost a super bowl with zero

# ? Apr 21, 2015 14:17

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

# ? Apr 21, 2015 14:18

Abugadu: Jul 12, 2004; 1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.

Sour Diesel posted:

meanwhile, pete caroll lost a super bowl with zero

# ? Apr 21, 2015 14:19

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Sour Diesel posted:

meanwhile, pete caroll lost a super bowl with zero

Uh, wasn't Carroll's problem the exact opposite of that?

McCarthy on the other hand...

# ? Apr 21, 2015 14:23

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

Taking a god drat slide after an interception with like a full half to go

# ? Apr 21, 2015 14:24

Petey: Nov 26, 2005; For who knows what is good for a person in life, during the few and meaningless days they pass through like a shadow? Who can tell them what will happen under the sun after they are gone?

Sour Diesel posted:

meanwhile, pete caroll lost a super bowl with zero

# ? Apr 21, 2015 14:33

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Sour Diesel posted:

meanwhile, pete caroll lost a super bowl with zero

A take so hot it melts steel beams.

Unlike jet fuel.

# ? Apr 21, 2015 15:02

Stigmata: Jul 5, 2004; Oh Trey!

Doug Baffone, former Bears player and co-host of the Bears post-game show Doug and OB, died yesterday. Sports radio will never be the same.

RIP Doug

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/chi-former-bear-doug-buffone-found-dead-at-home-20150420-story.html

Edit: Oh, theres an entire Doug and OB show thread I stupidly missed.

Stigmata fucked around with this message at 15:26 on Apr 21, 2015

# ? Apr 21, 2015 15:14

Blitz of 404 Error: Sep 19, 2007; Joe Biden is a top 15 president

NC-17 posted:

Nate Solder won a Super Bowl with only one testicle.

What is it with the Patriots and deflated balls

# ? Apr 21, 2015 15:28

Chilichimp: Oct 24, 2006; TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp; Grimey Drawer

Blitz7x posted:

What is it with the Patriots and deflated balls

# ? Apr 21, 2015 15:30

Borsche69: May 8, 2014

Ehud posted:

beef snobs are the worst

I'LL GET MY STEAK MEDIUM WELL IF I WANT

# ? Apr 21, 2015 15:54

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

Borsche69 posted:

did you hear about that lady who ate three 72 oz steaks + sides in 20 minutes?

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2015/04/20/molly-schuyler-competitive-eating-big-texan-steak/26061353/

quote:

Molly Schuyler is used to taking home the bacon.

The 120-pound woman set another competitive eating record after she wolfed down three 72-ounce steak dinners in 20 minutes at The Big Texan restaurant in Amarillo, Texas, the Amarillo Globe-News reported.

"I come in thinking I'm going to fail, but you know if I win it's a lovely parting gift and that's cool," she told KFDA-TV. "I also get free steak so I don't really lose."'

And this isn't her first rodeo. In the past, Schuyler, who lives in Sacramento, has won prizes for eating chicken wings, barbecue and burgers, among other food items.

The mother of four finished her first steak in 4 minutes,18 seconds Sunday, beating the restaurants previous record of 4 minutes, 58 seconds, that she set last year.

She competed against four teams of two, which were allowed to split the enormous meal � three steaks, three baked potatoes, three shrimp cocktails, three salads and three rolls.

Hundreds of people showed up to watch Schuyler battle against the teams.

In the end, the teams couldn't keep up with Schuyler, and she was awarded $5,000 for completing the challenge in less than an hour and $1,000 for fastest eaten steak dinner.

Schuyler said she was open to breaking her record again next year.

"Four (steaks) is totally doable, but five is almost unattainable," Schuyler told the Globe.

# ? Apr 21, 2015 15:57

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

# ? Apr 21, 2015 16:03

WHOOPS: Nov 6, 2009

Petite Dinklage posted:

What do the Vikings have it Peterson leaves?

Teddy Bridgewater :swoon:

# ? Apr 21, 2015 16:04

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

Blitz7x posted:

What is it with the Patriots and deflated balls

Ehud posted:

He's been tweeting all morning about tracking down one of those Tebow pretzels. Hopefully next he has one sticking out of a trashcan to represent a Matt Barkley pretzel.

# ? Apr 21, 2015 16:06

Chilichimp: Oct 24, 2006; TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp; Grimey Drawer

Ehud posted:

Would the Sanchize pretzel just be a ground round burger on a Wendy's pretzel bun?

# ? Apr 21, 2015 16:08

a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

I wonder if the NFL Schedule show will beat NBA playoff games in ratings tonight

# ? Apr 21, 2015 16:18

ZenVulgarity: Oct 9, 2012; I made the hat by transforming my zen

Ehud posted:

did you hear about that lady who ate three 72 oz steaks + sides in 20 minutes?

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2015/04/20/molly-schuyler-competitive-eating-big-texan-steak/26061353/

Is she married

# ? Apr 21, 2015 16:27