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a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Intruder posted:

(Also for some reason I thought Spurs/Clippers was tonight but apparently not)

Yeah those poor NBA players need two off days on non travel times because reasons

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weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Intruder posted:

Rockets/Mavs you jerk

(Also for some reason I thought Spurs/Clippers was tonight but apparently not)

Yeah, outside of James Harden there is no draw to that series, at least for me. :shobon:

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Shath Hole posted:

Yeah, outside of James Harden there is no draw to that series, at least for me. :shobon:

Is uh, Dwight Howard still in Houston? Did he go there? I guess I hate Dwight anyway so that's not even a draw; nevermind.

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Chilichimp posted:

Is uh, Dwight Howard still in Houston? Did he go there? I guess I hate Dwight anyway so that's not even a draw; nevermind.

He is, but yeah it's Dwight Howard so no thanks.

Dirk is cool, but he has been hitting fall back jumpers for like 48 years now so even that has lost its appeal.

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

Shath Hole posted:

Dirk is cool, but he has been hitting fall back jumpers for like 48 years now so even that has lost its appeal.

Lies. Dirk will always be cool.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Probably Magic posted:

Lies. Dirk will always be cool.

Dirk is a jerk for that finals against Miami

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

SA2K posted:

Dirk is a jerk for that finals against Miami

That was actually insanely ownage

A Man and his dog
Oct 24, 2013

by R. Guyovich
Get this NBA poo poo out of the NFL thread.

Backseat modding. I apologize

:greenangel:

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT
Dirk would be a bad football player

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
I thought we established that all basketball players make excellent tight ends

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

SA2K posted:

Dirk is a jerk for that finals against Miami

Alternatively, gently caress Miami, Dirk owns.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

That was actually insanely ownage

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

Intruder posted:

I thought we established that all basketball players make excellent tight ends

I wanna see a 7' wide receiver.

latinotwink1997
Jan 2, 2008

Taste my Ball of Hope, foul dragon!



Now is that 120 before or after the meal? I wonder how many courtesy flushes it takes to not clog the bowl after that.

A Man and his dog
Oct 24, 2013

by R. Guyovich
Wouldn't someone 7 foot own for goal line over the top situations? That reach! Ribs would probably break but whatever.

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

That was actually insanely ownage

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT
Antonio Gates is otherworldly and just by passing through College Football Powerhouse Kent States hallowed halls gained the ability to be an unstoppable touchdown machine in the NFL.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

TubeStank posted:

I wanna see a 7' wide receiver.

He would probably be slow and have bad feet

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Detroit_Dogg posted:

Antonio Gates is otherworldly and just by passing through College Football Powerhouse Kent States hallowed halls gained the ability to be an unstoppable touchdown machine in the NFL.

I never want him to retirr

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT
I hope he has 12 more touchdowns in him so he can one up Tony Gonzalez.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Intruder posted:

I thought we established that all basketball players make excellent tight ends

Wide receiver. They block like they're trying to draw a charging penalty.

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Detroit_Dogg posted:

I hope he has 12 more touchdowns in him so he can one up Tony Gonzalez.

Blasphemer!

spanky69
Nov 5, 2004
I THINK sba HAS LOST HIS MIND. WOOOOOO DOGGIES PUPPIES KITTENS CRAP TURDS, love sba
Fun Shoe

Intruder posted:

I thought we established that all basketball players make excellent tight ends

**Aaron Hernandez not included.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Detroit_Dogg posted:

I hope he has 12 more touchdowns in him so he can one up Tony Gonzalez.

Not impossible!

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

SA2K posted:

Not impossible!

Not unrealistic at all. That TD pass will be Mariota's defining moment in the league.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
That's over 13 lbs of steak. Her metabolism must be really high.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Shath Hole posted:

Not unrealistic at all. That TD pass will be Mariota's defining moment in the league.

I don't get it

Blotto Skorzany
Nov 7, 2008

He's a PSoC, loose and runnin'
came the whisper from each lip
And he's here to do some business with
the bad ADC on his chip
bad ADC on his chiiiiip

SA2K posted:

He would probably be slow and have bad feet

Yep

https://twitter.com/Big_Gip_Kstate/status/586238634623422465
https://twitter.com/Big_Gip_Kstate/status/586238906619793408
https://twitter.com/Big_Gip_Kstate/status/586238785668644864

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
I'm watching Iron Chef right now and I wish the NFL had at least one announcer with the passion, skill, and personality of Alton Brown.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Chichevache posted:

I'm watching Iron Chef right now and I wish the NFL had at least one announcer with the passion, skill, and personality of Alton Brown.

Josh Lewin owns

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


SA2K posted:

I don't get it

He mans Gates is becoming a free agent after next year and is going to sign with the Titans.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Great White Hope posted:

He mans Gates is becoming a free agent after next year and is going to sign with the Titans.

Ohhh.

No, go to the Lions, Antonio

Filthy Casual
Aug 13, 2014

DO YALL WANT A HAM posted:

That's over 13 lbs of steak. Her metabolism must be really high.

That's more than a tenth of her body weight, Jesus.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Chichevache posted:

I'm watching Iron Chef right now and I wish the NFL had at least one announcer with the passion, skill, and personality of Alton Brown.

Free Gus

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

I'll take him!

Hey, Fizz, I think I've got something you might want, but it'll cost ya.

PantsFreeZone
May 31, 2013

by Nyc_Tattoo

Chichevache posted:

I'm watching Iron Chef right now and I wish the NFL had at least one announcer with the passion, skill, and personality of Alton Brown.

I wish that America would institute an announcer lottery. And, no, it isn't like what you think it would be. See, in my vision, America gets to vote every year for one announcer, and then that announcer is stoned to death at halftime of the Super Bowl.

If Phil Simms isn't the first sacrifice, you have all failed the lottery.

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

PantsFreeZone posted:

I wish that America would institute an announcer lottery. And, no, it isn't like what you think it would be. See, in my vision, America gets to vote every year for one announcer, and then that announcer is stoned to death at halftime of the Super Bowl.

If Phil Simms isn't the first sacrifice, you have all failed the lottery.

An Announcer Hunger Games? I could get behind that! Can we open it up to "journalists" as well so the Florio's of the world could compete?

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

PantsFreeZone posted:

I wish that America would institute an announcer lottery. And, no, it isn't like what you think it would be. See, in my vision, America gets to vote every year for one announcer, and then that announcer is stoned to death at halftime of the Super Bowl.

If Phil Simms isn't the first sacrifice, you have all failed the lottery.

what are we not allowed to vote for joe buck or something

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

The best Phil Simms thing from last year was when he got all pissy at Jim Nantz for suggesting the scouts were wrong about Bridgewater. Very Karl-Rove-on-election-day-esque.

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Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Ehud posted:

what are we not allowed to vote for joe buck or something

I'm torn. Buck is worse than Phil Simms, but Buck does so many Cowboys and Niners games I don't have to see too much of him. Simms ruins a ton of games that I would normally enjoy.

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