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exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.

echinopsis posted:

I don't want to defend JK but he's moving her hair out of the way, not pulling it, in that GIF. If you're going to criticise at least make it accurate and reasonable

nah he tugs it a couple of times

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echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
hmm.. whatever. seems like an extremely trivial thing to me

Ratios and Tendency
Apr 23, 2010

:swoon: MURALI :swoon:


BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

That is the Prime Minister and Grown rear end Adult John Key pulling on the hair of a young girl because he has severe autism.

Autistic people aren't manipulative and superficially charming.

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free
Running with the story "John Key: Pedophile Rapist" since he didn't prove he wasn't.

Smudgie Buggler
Feb 27, 2005

SET PHASERS TO "GRINDING TEDIUM"

echinopsis posted:

I don't want to defend JK but he's moving her hair out of the way, not pulling it, in that GIF. If you're going to criticise at least make it accurate and reasonable

Out of the way of what? Her shoulder?

Grown men shouldn't touch little girls' hair on the street.

El Pollo Blanco
Jun 12, 2013

by sebmojo

Butt Wizard posted:

I'm starting to wonder if there is some truth to the idea that successful investment bankers are socially crippled in some way.

Harassing pre-pubescent girls in the street is a time honoured Wall St banker tradition, source: friend from NY whose school was near the Wall St financial district.

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
how long until whaleoil gets the waitress's name from 'somewhere'?

Murrah
Mar 22, 2015

How many other pigtails has he tugged at? Or other forms of animal abuse? The allegations are just beginning

klen dool
May 7, 2007

Okay well me being wrong in some limited situations doesn't change my overall point.
I consider John keys actions to be sexual assault, especially so since he made the "tantalising" remark.

I would expect your average Joe on the street to be charged with assault after doing this. John Key should definitely be, since he has so much more power than you average Joe. By power, I mean the imposing fact that he is pm and the fact that he has 4 goons with him.

I predict that no one will give a gently caress passed tomorrow, his actions will be written off as just innocent playfulness by the louder probably old white male members of society.

Butt Wizard
Nov 3, 2005

It was a pornography store. I was buying pornography.

klen dool posted:

I would expect your average Joe on the street to be charged with assault after doing this. John Key should definitely be, since he has so much more power than you average Joe. By power, I mean the imposing fact that he is pm and the fact that he has 4 goons with him.

It's almost like there's merits going to the police instead of just talking to Bomber about stuff.

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

Butt Wizard posted:

It's almost like there's merits going to the police instead of just talking to Bomber about stuff.

She was probably loving terrified of talking to anyone with governmental ties with what has "leaked" about "problem people" before and losing her job/worse.

swampland
Oct 16, 2007

Dear Mr Cave, if you do not release the bats we will be forced to take legal action
If she hasn't deleted those facebook posts she mentioned posting on the John Key and National Party pages it's going to be really easy for people to find out who she is

Butt Wizard
Nov 3, 2005

It was a pornography store. I was buying pornography.

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

She was probably loving terrified of talking to anyone with governmental ties with what has "leaked" about "problem people" before and losing her job/worse.

I mean more if getting police involved/charges laid is/was the intention, she should have and probably would have done that.

She seems like she's more interested in getting him rightfully called out for being a dick.

klen dool
May 7, 2007

Okay well me being wrong in some limited situations doesn't change my overall point.

Butt Wizard posted:

I mean more if getting police involved/charges laid is/was the intention, she should have and probably would have done that.

She seems like she's more interested in getting him rightfully called out for being a dick.

The manner in which police are alerted to a crime is utterly irrelevant to the discussion, and should not change their response. I expect him to be at least questioned, if not arrested. I also expect to be disappointed because that won't happen.

Edit: also, why is the headline " PM sorry for pulling woman's hair"? That isn't the story, talk about burying the lead. The headline should be "pm assaults waitress". The former headline implies a sort of finality.

klen dool fucked around with this message at 02:26 on Apr 22, 2015

puchu
Sep 20, 2004

hiya~
I wish John Key would give me a tug or two if you know what I'm saying

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Exclamation Marx posted:

how long until whaleoil gets the waitress's name from 'somewhere'?

Ghostlight posted:

Countdown to a leak of the waiters' identity through the regular channels.
:colbert:

Red_Museum
Apr 17, 2011

Shredded Hen

John Key posted:

"We have lots of fun and games there, there's always lots of practical jokes and things. It's a very warm and friendly relationship"


This sounds like the worst cafe ever, who's it run by - Harry and Lloyd?

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:
This means John does stupid poo poo to everyone there and they all pretend its funny

puchu
Sep 20, 2004

hiya~
I'm going to laugh if this of all things topples Key. We don't give a poo poo about the other stuff but how DARE he pull her hair

Butt Wizard
Nov 3, 2005

It was a pornography store. I was buying pornography.
It won't get rid of him now but it may cause some people in the party to question whether he'll have the same mass appeal in 2017.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



quote:

When I realised she took offence by that I just sort of immediately went back, gave her some wine, apologised and said I was terribly sorry
I only just sort of did that.


quote:

The main media have done their part and blown it up beyond all proportion, stumbling over each other not to be left behind on this stellar piece of political and media history. Where are they when John Key is allowing people who have actually broken the law to continue under his watch? Why the silence over wife beaters? Sex crimes? Financial cover-ups? The media are happy enough to go with hair pulling, but they remain silent over things that are truly serious.

Key pulled her hair, that’s pretty dumb, but at least he doesn’t use broomsticks on women to get his jollies. The real stories are elsewhere. Real crimes. Some of them cover up using legal protection orders, so I and others can not talk about the detail. Imagine the real uproar if he’d hit the waitress with a broomstick!
I can't imagine why there's no uproar about events people can't legally talk about.

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
we're international bithc
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/apr/22/new-zealand-prime-minister-john-key-apologises-for-pulling-waitresss-hair
http://www.washingtonpost.com/world...281429670203372
http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/2015/04/21/world/asia/ap-as-new-zealand-ponytail-pulling-.html?_r=0


puchu posted:

I'm going to laugh if this of all things topples Key. We don't give a poo poo about the other stuff but how DARE he pull her hair

it's mundane enough that middle en zen might actually care.

exmarx fucked around with this message at 04:02 on Apr 22, 2015

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free
Reminder that John Key is both a rapist and a pedophile until he proves otherwise.

truther
Oct 22, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT THE BEARS

puchu posted:

I'm going to laugh if this of all things topples Key. We don't give a poo poo about the other stuff but how DARE he pull her hair
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11436771
Audrey Young: Today I'm embarrassed John Key is Prime Minister


:rolleyes:

Varkk
Apr 17, 2004

klen dool posted:

I consider John keys actions to be sexual assault, especially so since he made the "tantalising" remark.

I would expect your average Joe on the street to be charged with assault after doing this. John Key should definitely be, since he has so much more power than you average Joe. By power, I mean the imposing fact that he is pm and the fact that he has 4 goons with him.

Maybe she did go to the police and he is the prominent New Zealander who is facing charges we aren't supposed to talk about.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



truther posted:

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11436771
Audrey Young: Today I'm embarrassed John Key is Prime Minister


:rolleyes:
It does have this gold in it though

quote:

That's why when we read the anonymous account of the pony-tail pulling on the Daily Blog website this morning, we all knew it was true before we got the PM's confirmation and apology.

It was too stupid not to be true.

klen dool
May 7, 2007

Okay well me being wrong in some limited situations doesn't change my overall point.

Varkk posted:

Maybe she did go to the police and he is the prominent New Zealander who is facing charges we aren't supposed to talk about.

Holy poo poo.

Pararoid
Dec 6, 2005

Te Waipounamu pride

Butt Wizard posted:

It won't get rid of him now but it may cause some people in the party to question whether he'll have the same mass appeal in 2017.

Nah, Facebook comments are coming down pretty strongly in favor of "PC gone mad", and we all know that's where most news outlets gauge public opinion now.

puchu
Sep 20, 2004

hiya~
Here's a one paragraph summary and now here are some tweets thank you for reading our story

puchu
Sep 20, 2004

hiya~
I challenge Key to scull a pint of lion red to show he's a real NZder

truther
Oct 22, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT THE BEARS

puchu posted:

Here's a one paragraph summary and now here are some tweets thank you for reading our story
I always have a laugh at news publications using tweets in their articles; the tweets sometimes have 1 or 2 retweets/favourites, most of the time it's none.

So literally any Tom, Dick or Harry can feature in a news article having their opinion validised.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



puchu posted:

I challenge Key to scull a pint of lion red to show he's a real NZder
He accepts but only wants to do it the morning after he gets hammered on wine.

Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

She was probably loving terrified of talking to anyone with governmental ties with what has "leaked" about "problem people" before and losing her job/worse.

I'd say it's more that she calculated the likelihood of the police doing anything at all about this and decided that public outcry had more chance of succeeding than an abortive investigation that would be squashed before it even started, safely filing the whole thing away in the case-closed cupboard until after the next election.

Butt Wizard posted:

It won't get rid of him now but it may cause some people in the party to question whether he'll have the same mass appeal in 2017.

I think you're being hysterically optimistic but I want you to be right the way I want world peace to happen.

Pararoid posted:

Nah, Facebook comments are coming down pretty strongly in favor of "PC gone mad", and we all know that's where most news outlets gauge public opinion now.

This would make me genuinely angry if I had the energy to care anymore. There's just no point in getting upset - nothing ever changes, people here will literally jump off a bridge if JK told them to and re-elect him later. If I, someone who hasn't really experienced the shittyness of our government first-hand, feel a total and utter hopelessness with regard to changing things then people who have actually been impacted don't stand a chance.

Big Bad Beetleborg
Apr 8, 2007

Things may come to those who wait...but only the things left by those who hustle.

Slavvy posted:



This would make me genuinely angry if I had the energy to care anymore. There's just no point in getting upset - nothing ever changes, people here will literally jump off a bridge if JK told them to and re-elect him later.

The Greens forced all our local crash-pad manufacturers to close because regulations!*


* was actually Labour**

** enacting National policy passed under urgency

Butt Wizard
Nov 3, 2005

It was a pornography store. I was buying pornography.

Slavvy posted:

I think you're being hysterically optimistic but I want you to be right the way I want world peace to happen.

I'm not saying this is his Waterloo but it was negative press they didn't need and could have avoided if he wasn't acting like a knob.

The Rabbi T. White
Jul 17, 2008





Smudgie Buggler posted:

Out of the way of what? Her shoulder?

Grown men shouldn't touch little girls' hair on the street.

Holy gently caress this, a million times over.

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
i hope he gets on last week tonight :pray:





http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/apr/22/john-key-new-zealand-prime-ministers-weirdest-moments-so-far

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.


:mrgw:

Saros
Dec 29, 2009

Its almost like we're a Bureaucracy, in space!

I set sail for the Planet of Lab Requisitions!!

Where are you getting these from Marx?

[e]Thread needs a more appropriate title stat.

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exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
twitter mostly, and the gif i captured from one news tonight

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