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cobalt impurity
Apr 23, 2010

I hope he didn't care about that pizza.

Sir Unimaginative posted:

Actual lightning 'shop for weather, Dad-level pun for YouTube, Public Enemy level for Clock, yet he couldn't find even a hammer or screwdriver or something for settings.

Thank you! Finally someone shares my pain.



gently caress you, Jason.

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Quint Gets Eaten
Apr 23, 2014

beato posted:

Yeah I'd be happy with that, one of my friends has done the same :) Check out the other ones in GBS the goons are really out doing themselves.

Awesome, thanks!

Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.

Evilreaver posted:

Looks to me like you need to armor the top of your airplanes so they get shot down less often :mil101:

I get it and the original was an awesome read :v:

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

Dad Jokes
May 25, 2011

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Ak Gara posted:

I get it and the original was an awesome read :v:

Abraham Wald?

kinmik
Jul 17, 2011

Dog, what are you doing? Get away from there.
You don't even have thumbs.

CroatianAlzheimers
Jun 15, 2009

I can't remember why I'm mad at you...


AnxietyMan1488
Apr 6, 2015

by Cowcaster

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless






Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!



tight aspirations
Jul 13, 2009

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

Down with this sort of thing.

Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.

Frostwerks posted:

Abraham Wald?

Yup.

Ak Gara has a new favorite as of 10:29 on Apr 22, 2015

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)


Moon Moon in the wild.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Moon Moon is usually in the wild.

This is Moon Moon domesticated.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

I love that Ministry album.

Leon Einstein
Feb 6, 2012
I must win every thread in GBS. I don't care how much banal semantic quibbling and shitty posts it takes.

Android Bicyclist posted:

I love that Ministry album.

The title came from a coffee mug from that town.

the rape refers to rapeseed

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Leon Einstein posted:

The title came from a coffee mug from that town.

the rape refers to rapeseed

You don't say?

Lazlow
Nov 30, 2004

went to a garage sale a couple weeks ago







subtle innuendo, anyone?











and the piece of resistance...


davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost
Those aren't funny.

They're magnificent.

Faux Mulder
Aug 1, 2014

just gonna do whatever I want to do, all the time


I REALLY want to hear this conversation. There are so many possibilities! What does God want? How does the phone company charge that call? Is it really him or is some teenager just pranking a guy who turns out to be exactly as doe-eyed and credulous as he looks?

Faux Mulder has a new favorite as of 20:55 on Apr 22, 2015

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Pls stop posting my grandparents record collection.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Lazlow posted:

went to a garage sale a couple weeks ago







subtle innuendo, anyone?











and the piece of resistance...




Those are so fugly that they pole vault all the way across the limits of bad taste and back into amazingness.

Gervasius
Nov 2, 2010



Grimey Drawer

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Those are so fugly that they pole vault all the way across the limits of bad taste and back into amazingness.

Let me present you this example of album cover from former Yugoslavia.

tight aspirations
Jul 13, 2009

Faux Mulder posted:

I REALLY want to hear this conversation. There are so many possibilities! What does God want? How does the phone company charge that call? Is it really him or is some teenager just pranking a guy who turns out to be exactly as doe-eyed and credulous as he looks?

I had him pegged for Paul McCartney's stupid yank cousin. I think he's accidentally phoned his dog, by mistake.

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Faux Mulder posted:

I REALLY want to hear this conversation. There are so many possibilities! What does God want? How does the phone company charge that call? Is it really him or is some teenager just pranking a guy who turns out to be exactly as doe-eyed and credulous as he looks?

It would probably go like like this:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Vo1IwmaUz90

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Gervasius posted:

Let me present you this example of album cover from former Yugoslavia.



OMG, the leg hair! :cry: I wonder if she has hairy tits.

Pigsfeet on Rye has a new favorite as of 21:46 on Apr 22, 2015

Funzo
Dec 6, 2002




Those shoes are dope tho.

veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

You don't say?


<insert Aaetrek joke>

Simply Simon
Nov 6, 2010

📡scanning🛰️ for good game 🎮design🦔🦔🦔

Faux Mulder posted:

I REALLY want to hear this conversation. There are so many possibilities! What does God want? How does the phone company charge that call? Is it really him or is some teenager just pranking a guy who turns out to be exactly as doe-eyed and credulous as he looks?

I stumbled over mountains
And the shadows of the street
I fell into the river
I cried and begged for mercy
And I talked to God on the telephone

But I really can't tell you what he told me
But it was a lie
No I really can't tell you what he told me
But it was a lie

hungry for crepes n shit
Aug 17, 2005


Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

OMG, the leg hair! :cry": I wonder if she has hairy tits.

Every time I see this cover I imagine the stench of cigarettes, hairspray and unwashed cooch.

gbut
Mar 28, 2008

😤I put the UN🇺🇳 in 🎊FUN🎉


Sharpe posted:

Every time I see this cover I imagine the stench of cigarettes, hairspray and unwashed cooch.

And shoes covered in broken glass mixed with stale rakija and vomit.

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

Faux Mulder posted:

I REALLY want to hear this conversation. There are so many possibilities! What does God want? How does the phone company charge that call? Is it really him or is some teenager just pranking a guy who turns out to be exactly as doe-eyed and credulous as he looks?

It's a rip-off of Newhart's phone routine but with God.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsAyF5oFsoA

Sestze
Jun 6, 2004



Cybernetic Crumb

Gervasius posted:

Let me present you this example of album cover from former Yugoslavia.


I actually said "oh my god" out loud at work because of that picture.

The leg hair hit me like a truck.

Telemaze
Apr 22, 2008

What you expected hasn't happened.
Fun Shoe
So, do goons think that women's legs come naturally hairless, or what? I saw a gently caress of a lot of bare legs when I was a CNA back in the day and that is not an unusual amount of hair for a fair skinned/dark haired woman who hasn't shaved in a long while.

I mean it's still a funny album cover but I have no idea why it would make you recoil like a giant frightened retard baby or something.

BANME.sh
Jan 23, 2008

What is this??
Are you some kind of hypnotist??
Grimey Drawer

Telemaze posted:

giant frightened retard baby

you forget that pyf is the new old gbs

Command Ant
Aug 9, 2010

I can make you
worth your weight
in gold!

Telemaze posted:

I mean it's still a funny album cover but I have no idea why it would make you recoil like a giant frightened retard baby or something.

Because some of us have standards, son.

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Ignoranus
Jun 3, 2006

HAPPY MORNING

Lazlow posted:

went to a garage sale a couple weeks ago




Unironically want that album. Dealer's Choice was a rad quartet. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4opiAQ-AQ_s

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