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Post 9-11 User
Apr 14, 2010

Naramyth posted:

lived the dream

He's referencing a real thing that is featured on The Worst Things For Sale:



In the Butt darkness of the D future... there is only slamming your own rear end with your ham.

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Phyresis
Nov 2, 2004

I can't sleep, I hope I stay awake

Cause I've been running, running, running all day

Long nights, no peace

I feel like everybody's eyes on me
I have misplaced all 40 of my Warp Spiders, I sure hope that I can find them somewhere

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
why is it called a D weapon? cause on a 6 it DESTROYS YO rear end

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
penis

Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty

Phyresis posted:

I have misplaced all 40 of my Warp Spiders, I sure hope that I can find them somewhere

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SUti14oblk&t=65s

JerryLee
Feb 4, 2005

THE RESERVED LIST! THE RESERVED LIST! I CANNOT SHUT UP ABOUT THE RESERVED LIST!

Phyresis posted:

I have misplaced all 40 of my Warp Spiders, I sure hope that I can find them somewhere

Have you checked in your butt?

theironjef
Aug 11, 2009

The archmage of unexpected stinks.

Phyresis posted:

I have misplaced all 40 of my Warp Spiders, I sure hope that I can find them somewhere

They rolled doubles.

Von Humboldt
Jan 13, 2009

Post 9-11 User posted:

He's referencing a real thing that is featured on The Worst Things For Sale:



In the Butt darkness of the D future... there is only slamming your own rear end with your ham.
And its sequel, "hosed in the Butt by my post 'hosed in the butt by my butt with the Eldar Codex'"

let's see how deep the D hole goes, guys

TKIY
Nov 6, 2012
Grimey Drawer

JerryLee posted:

Have you checked in your Hollismasons butt?

I will if no one else wants to.

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.

TKIY posted:

I will if no one else wants to.

Oh really :yosbutt:

No I dont think so :c00lbutt:

TKIY
Nov 6, 2012
Grimey Drawer

Hollismason posted:

Oh really :yosbutt:

No I dont think so :c00lbutt:

I'm confident in my masculinity.

Assassins!









I *think* that Termy Sorcerer is new...

JerryLee
Feb 4, 2005

THE RESERVED LIST! THE RESERVED LIST! I CANNOT SHUT UP ABOUT THE RESERVED LIST!

TKIY posted:

I'm confident in my masculinity.

Assassins!

I *think* that Termy Sorcerer is new...

More like rear end rear end ins. Also, no. It's built from the existing multipart kit. Which is a fine kit, really, but isn't a fiddly multipart kit literally the exact opposite of what you want in a board game piece?

Cataphract
Sep 10, 2004

Fun Shoe
Guys I don't know what everyone is complaining about. The wraith knight is a colossal 10 points more expensive than the swarmlord. The freaking swarmlord guys.

Hencoe
Sep 4, 2012

MY LIFE GOAL IS TO STICK A FLESHLIGHT INTO THE END OF A HOWITZER AND FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF IT
I'll admit it, this was my first thought when I saw it.

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.

quote:

It's really not that bad he doesn't get a Invulnerable save so I mean what ever you should kill him first turn easy and if he does get a invulnerable he doesn't get the d weapon shooting so just kite him. Worse than the Imperial Knight really.

spacegoat
Dec 23, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Nap Ghost

TKIY posted:

I *think* that Termy Sorcerer is new...

Nope, you can make it from the existing kit. Also lol at that "I love my bolter" CSM.

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010

Against All Tyrants

Ultra Carp

:psyboom:

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.

quote:

Wraithknight seems reasonably costed to me as around 300 seems about right for 6 wounds/HP of gargantuan creature with his firepower.

:catstare:

berzerkmonkey
Jul 23, 2003

Hollismason posted:

TBQH they just want to have a serious talk over a few casual drinks at their place, you should hear them out IMO

You've just been Cosby'd.

TKIY posted:

I'm confident in my masculinity.

Assassins!









I *think* that Termy Sorcerer is new...
$125 for what looks like a 12" x 12" board and some cards? "Let's get the dumb suckers to pay for garbage, a few Chaos Marines and cultists they probably already have, just so they can get these Assassin models which we are going to release later anyway!"

DJ Dizzy
Feb 11, 2009

Real men don't use bolters.
Is it actually confirmed they will be re-released? I wouldn't put it past GW not to rerelease it.

NTRabbit
Aug 15, 2012

i wear this armour to protect myself from the histrionics of hysterical women

bitches




That's a really small board

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
I like that the Cullexus AssAssin on the GW website is 1 dollar less. All other assassins 16, Cullexus 15. Why?

Also, that's a good deal when you realize GW is going to bump the price of the AssAssins up by 25% when the new models come out.

MasterSlowPoke
Oct 9, 2005

Our courage will pull us through
I like the idea, but it should have topped out at $75. There's no value at $125. It's going to crash and burn.

DO IT TO IT
Mar 3, 2008

I know "mon" means man, but I don't think "Och" means anything.

I highly doubt they end up re-releasing the assassins separately later.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Hollismason posted:

I like that the Cullexus AssAssin on the GW website is 1 dollar less. All other assassins 16, Cullexus 15. Why?

Also, that's a good deal when you realize GW is going to bump the price of the AssAssins up by 25% when the new models come out.

Because the model is old and aged terribly

MasterSlowPoke
Oct 9, 2005

Our courage will pull us through
The people who told us about this first said the plan was to sell them individually in the summer. I'm going to guess a $30 price tag each.

spacegoat
Dec 23, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Nap Ghost

MasterSlowPoke posted:

I like the idea, but it should have topped out at $75. There's no value at $125. It's going to crash and burn.

Everyone's going to pay $125 for the assassins and flip the chaos stuff for ~$25. They'll justify $25/assassin being a completely reasonable price.

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
board looks weird idgi

skullsassins the best assassins

JerryLee posted:

More like rear end rear end ins.

word

Phyresis
Nov 2, 2004

I can't sleep, I hope I stay awake

Cause I've been running, running, running all day

Long nights, no peace

I feel like everybody's eyes on me
prob a half-assed "game" they shat out in 15 minutes to try to squeeze some extra dollars out of the models while moving some old lovely chaos stock

WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo

TKIY posted:

I *think* that Termy Sorcerer is new...

nope, that's the pre-existing terminator lord

TKIY
Nov 6, 2012
Grimey Drawer
Pounded in the rear end by my own rear end ASSASSIN.

A Shitty Reporter
Oct 29, 2012
Dinosaur Gum
Sassafras the Sassy rear end Assassin.

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
someone post the gif of that assassin running in super quick killing someone, then scampering away please

ASAP

spacegoat
Dec 23, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Nap Ghost

Moola posted:

someone post the gif of that assassin running in super quick killing someone, then scampering away please

ASAP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pywjdJ7P-7o

Will this do?


vvvvv What the gently caress, man? vvvvv

spacegoat fucked around with this message at 21:01 on Apr 22, 2015

TKIY
Nov 6, 2012
Grimey Drawer

Moola posted:

someone post the gif of that assassin running in super quick killing someone, then scampering away please

ASAP

THE FOLLOWING LINK IS NMS AND IS NOT A VIDEO GAME OR SOMETHING

:nms: http://i.imgur.com/HtSOTjg.gif :nms:

NO REALLY IT'S NMS IT'S A DUDE AND AN ASSASSIN WHO KILLS THE DUDE

LIKE FOR REAL

NOT ARMY MANZ

DON'T BE FOOLED

TKIY fucked around with this message at 21:17 on Apr 22, 2015

The Sex Cannon
Nov 22, 2004

Eh. I'm pretty content with my current logo.

I really like the Eversor, Vindicare, and Culexus, but man, oh, man is that Callidus lovely. If they release 'em individually, I'll buy the three I like!

Macdeo Lurjtux
Jul 5, 2011

BRRREADSTOOORRM!
Well the callidus would make some fun diaramas of orks shooting the poo poo it of her as she tries her fancy acrobatics.

TKIY
Nov 6, 2012
Grimey Drawer

spacegoat posted:

vvvvv What the gently caress, man? vvvvv

NMS for a reason, did the tags not load for you?

spacegoat
Dec 23, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Nap Ghost

TKIY posted:

NMS for a reason, did the tags not load for you?

Yeah stupid me for thinking a request for a gif about an assassin in the 40k thread on the topic of 40k assassins when there are many funny pics/gifs/videos of 40k assassins would lead to someone posting a gif of SOMEONE ACTUALLY GETTING ASSASSINATED IN REAL LIFE.

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TKIY
Nov 6, 2012
Grimey Drawer

spacegoat posted:

Yeah stupid me for thinking a request for a gif about an assassin in the 40k thread on the topic of 40k assassins when there are many funny pics/gifs/videos of 40k assassins would lead to someone posting a gif of SOMEONE ACTUALLY GETTING ASSASSINATED IN REAL LIFE.

There a put a big disclaimer on it so stop fretting.

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