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Baronash
Feb 29, 2012

So what do you want to be called?

Platystemon posted:

The whole “second‐generation illegals” business is already operating beyond the bounds of reality w/r/t background checks

How? The focus of a background check is on the person applying, not their parents.

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banned from Starbucks
Jul 18, 2004




JohnSherman posted:

How? The focus of a background check is on the person applying, not their parents.

Im sure its a little more extensive than a general background check for something like that.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

EchoBase posted:

She could spend only a few weeks or months there, it wouldn't necessarily need to be years. For whatever indoctrination/brainwashing/training the writers scheme up, they can make it be as quick as they need it to be for the story.

A lot of scenes of Paige hanging out at the meeting of some bizarre ladies gardening club.

LostRook
Jun 7, 2013

zVxTeflon posted:

Im sure its a little more extensive than a general background check for something like that.

Betting on our government's competence is a sure way to go broke.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
I bet the church trip to Africa gets Paige and Liz into Russia somehow.

pigdog
Apr 23, 2004

by Smythe

TCD posted:

Yeah, that wouldn't fit with them wanting Paige to get into the USG.

So I see Paige, for your Junior year in high school, you spent it in St. Petersburg, yup clearance granted!

But she's away building a school in Kenya with Pastor Tim. :allears:

efb by 2 days :doh:

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
I was wrong last week about Martha getting got.

She could get got this week, though.

Brock Samson
May 13, 2003

I let you know me, see me. I gave you a rare gift, but you didn't want it.

No way she survives tonight. Gonna be heart wrenching I'm sure.

Phenotype
Jul 24, 2007

You must defeat Sheng Long to stand a chance.



Gonz posted:

I was wrong last week about Martha getting got.

She could get got this week, though.

I'm prepared to be proven wrong in a little while, but I'm pretty sure she got got last week. I think I said it right after last episode -- that fade-to-black was the last we'll ever see of Martha, and this episode will pick up with the FBI going "Where's Martha?" Phillip knew he couldn't break up with her and let her go back to her parents. Especially once he showed her what he really looked like. Pulling off the wig was just letting her see him as himself at least once before she died.

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!
Season finale today. Doesn't really feel they've been building to anything... except Martha.

Brock Samson
May 13, 2003

I let you know me, see me. I gave you a rare gift, but you didn't want it.

No nudity warning. No time for boney butts = poo poo going down :eek:

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
I feel like poo poo all the time :smith:

Fresh Like Zafo
May 31, 2012



drat Stan, you really wanted that old thing back. And now look at what you did...

Brock Samson
May 13, 2003

I let you know me, see me. I gave you a rare gift, but you didn't want it.

The Americans - I was ready for him to go down on me!

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Regy Rusty
Apr 26, 2010


Oh cool I like where Martha's storyline is headed next season

Brennan
Jan 18, 2005

Regy Rusty posted:

Oh cool I like where Martha's storyline is headed next season

If her storyline is heading anywhere but the grave I'm going to be surprised.

Brock Samson
May 13, 2003

I let you know me, see me. I gave you a rare gift, but you didn't want it.

Brennan posted:

If her storyline is heading anywhere but the grave I'm going to be surprised.

Much like Stan's career!

Brock Samson
May 13, 2003

I let you know me, see me. I gave you a rare gift, but you didn't want it.

Phil is gonna get computer guy strung up for treason just because he likes Oregon Trail :(




edit gently caress

Brennan
Jan 18, 2005

64k RAM system!

ChadSexington
Aug 12, 2004
I am so not competitive. In fact, I am the least non-competitive. So I win.
Looks like Martha lives on for another season at least.

howe_sam
Mar 7, 2013

Creepy little garbage eaters

Well it's kind of a truthful "suicide" note

Brennan
Jan 18, 2005

Years of training, hardening and it's an American self help/improvement group is what's going to cause Phillip to crack and blow the whole god drat thing up

Brock Samson
May 13, 2003

I let you know me, see me. I gave you a rare gift, but you didn't want it.

Henry is gonna be so jealous when his dad fucks Mrs. Beeman.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

I thought Susan was going for some FWB action there.

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!
Phil's going to bang Stan's wife.

MC Fruit Stripe
Nov 26, 2002

around and around we go
Did everyone die of shock? The season's finishing up, where is everyone??

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Everyone lies, Paige, but it doesn't matter as long as we tell each other the truth!

howe_sam
Mar 7, 2013

Creepy little garbage eaters

Look at Elizabeth saying what she wants to believe.

Brock Samson
May 13, 2003

I let you know me, see me. I gave you a rare gift, but you didn't want it.

I've got a really bad feeling...

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

howe_sam posted:

Look at Elizabeth saying what she wants to believe.

Elizabeth.txt

Regy Rusty
Apr 26, 2010

Do it Paige

Brock Samson
May 13, 2003

I let you know me, see me. I gave you a rare gift, but you didn't want it.

Regy Rusty posted:

Do it Paige

DON'T DO IT PAIGE

Brennan
Jan 18, 2005

Brennan posted:

Years of training, hardening and it's an American self help/improvement group is what's going to cause Phillip to crack and blow the whole god drat thing up

I was wrong, it's going to be teenage angst. Decidedly less funny

Brock Samson
May 13, 2003

I let you know me, see me. I gave you a rare gift, but you didn't want it.

Liz is a steely eyed lizard person to his pain :(

Regy Rusty
Apr 26, 2010

Paige owns :colbert:

Brock Samson
May 13, 2003

I let you know me, see me. I gave you a rare gift, but you didn't want it.

Gooooodddd drat it paige

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Elizabeth watching Reagan and having :ussr: fire up in her eyes again while Paige tells the Pastor. :tviv:

...and Henry and Stan playing the football game all the while. :3:

Regy Rusty
Apr 26, 2010

Next season's gonna be good

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Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!
Holy hell.

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