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CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!

FactsAreUseless posted:

I love this one particular toy, but I hate all the toy's accessories because they are not the accessories I have decided are for adults.

Considering how hard people scalp them as soon as they come out, Amiibos are in fact not for adults but for manchildren.

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ThePhenomenalBaby
May 3, 2011
I bought smash bros and hyrule warriors and i had fun

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

CJacobs posted:

Considering how hard people scalp them as soon as they come out, Amiibos are in fact not for adults but for manchildren.

Pretty much this.

They're a blight upon this world.

abagofcheetos
Oct 29, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
"on disc dlc is worse than aids"

*nintendo does on disc dlc*

"POZ MY NEG rear end in a top hat"

A Spider Covets
May 4, 2009


confession:

i have 0 amiibos

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

I don't need Amiibos, I have Nintendo Power.

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine
reading the amiibo thread it's like a memoir from the soviet bread lines.

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

A Spider Covets posted:

confession:

i have 0 amiibos

Blister
Sep 8, 2000

Hair Elf
Just wait, this first run unopened wii fit trainer is going to pay for my kids college educationthe gun I use for my inevitable suicide

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!

Blister posted:

Just wait, this first run unopened wii fit trainer is going to pay for my kids college educationthe gun I use for my inevitable suicide

Same

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Blister posted:

Just wait, this first run unopened wii fit trainer is going to pay for my kids college educationthe gun I use for my inevitable suicide
Careful, the Wii Fit gun won't hit you if you're too short.

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

i would unironically get amiibos for paradox games

like little figurines of wallenstein and spinola to hook into europa universalis

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine
:siren: There is dick glisten in Witcher 3 :siren:

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

The Taint Reaper posted:

:siren: There is dick glisten in Witcher 3 :siren:

this would also make a good amiibo

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!
Ah, the Geralt's Penis amiibo, used for the most unnecessary and embarrassing parts of all games in the Witcher saga so far. Truly a dong with history.

Ekster
Jul 18, 2013

As long as any piece of medium is grimdark all of its embarassing unnecessary sexual content will be justified.

See also Game of Thrones.

theultimo
Aug 2, 2004

An RSS feed bot who makes questionable purchasing decisions.
Pillbug

Ekster posted:

As long as any piece of medium is grimdark all of its embarassing unnecessary sexual content will be justified.

See also Game of Thrones.

Or God of War.

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

ThePhenomenalBaby posted:

I bought smash bros and hyrule warriors and i had fun

Me too, phenomenal baby.

hubris.height
Jan 6, 2005

Pork Pro
says a thing

says a controversial thing

says a thing that ridicules controversial thing

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

nintendo made some good games for their console, the wii u.

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica

Ekster posted:

As long as any piece of medium is grimdark all of its embarassing unnecessary sexual content will be justified.

See also Game of Thrones.

Well duh, if you don't praise and defend the pointless sex then how can you show everybody how enlightened and above it all you are?

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine
Here is the plotline for Call of Duty Black Ops 3:

In the Future there are robots

There are companies that make robots

Evil Scientist from Company B hijacks and steals 8 robots from Company A to make them evil robots.

Each robot was designed to have a specific function and power.

Where have you heard of this before?

A Spider Covets
May 4, 2009


http://steamcommunity.com/games/SteamWorkshop/announcements/detail/208632365237576574

this is sooooooooooo good

VideoGames
Aug 18, 2003

holy gently caress charging for mods. what the poo poo

A Spider Covets
May 4, 2009


VideoGames posted:

holy gently caress charging for mods. what the poo poo

even better: the modders only get 25% of the sales and only after they sell $400 worth of mods

Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014

FactsAreUseless posted:

I don't need Amiibos, I have Nintendo Power.

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!

I am excited to see the backlash that comes from it because it's a completely horrible idea and of course there are Games posters defending it.

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

VideoGames posted:

holy gently caress charging for mods. what the poo poo

I kind of like this actually. It's sort of taking the idea that if some wacko wants to make an enormous professional level expansion for something and sell it on their own, they can now do so. Or maybe just if a dev studio gets bored.

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

Dewgy posted:

I kind of like this actually. It's sort of taking the idea that if some wacko wants to make an enormous professional level expansion for something and sell it on their own, they can now do so. Or maybe just if a dev studio gets bored.

It's going to be horse dick and vagina mods all the way down.

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

The Taint Reaper posted:

:siren: There is dick glisten in Witcher 3 :siren:

Witcher Dick Glisten would be a good User ID.

A Spider Covets
May 4, 2009


here's more info on the amazing benefits of selling your pregnant beastfuck mods

http://steamcommunity.com/workshop/workshoppaymentinfofaq/

e: bottom part has details on how you can get screwed the most

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

I hope the only people who try to charge for mods are the ones who make boobs and that they are stridently angry about the people who release free boob mods

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

The Taint Reaper posted:

It's going to be horse dick and vagina mods all the way down.

Very true, I just like the potential of the idea, as pie-in-the-sky as it may be. :shobon:

It really is just gonna be at least 99% community horse armor though I'm sure.

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

The Taint Reaper posted:

It's going to be horse dick and vagina mods all the way down.

we can only hope

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

like the mod community already exploded during the Oblivion years when one guy broke his relatively simple mod and another guy released a non-broken version and there was screaming about plagiarism, imagine how much better this will be when money (which they will never see anyway) gets involved.

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

So the next time I install Skyrim and install enough mods to make it fun it's going to cost me about a hundred quid? Okay then.

A Spider Covets
May 4, 2009


Lunchmeat Larry posted:

So the next time I install Skyrim and install enough mods to make it fun it's going to cost me about a hundred quid? Okay then.

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=429374670&searchtext=

lol

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

the mods cost more than the game itself at launch.

abagofcheetos
Oct 29, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
lol rip pc gaming

master race indeed :smug:

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The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine
Master Race, I didn't think the hobos who lived in the landfill charging for scrap were the masters of anything.

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