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Pastor Perineum posted:You'll wear gloves and apply lubricant to the penis if the man is circumcised It's interesting to see how common this misconception still is. Fun fact: Although sometimes the procedure leaves the foreskin so tights that lubrication is advisable, for many/most people there's enough foreskin left that jerking off works like normal. The More You Jerk Off Dudes...
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revdrkevind posted:It's interesting to see how common this misconception still is. hey, if you prefer a dry hand job from someone, more power to ya. as a circumcised man, I don't use lube either when I get myself off but if someone offered me a hj with or without lube, I would go with lube in a heartbeat. uncut dongs are naturally lubed underneath the foreskin which is why it would be an unneeded option for them. plus you gotta remember - you're providing a quality retard jerk off service here. don't half rear end it now!
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Pastor Perineum posted:plus you gotta remember - you're providing a quality retard jerk off service here. don't half rear end it now! pfft if it sprays it pays, what are they gonna know the difference?
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Pastor Perineum posted:if you HAD to choose between these two jobs, which would you choose? ________________________/
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I think you should put it on your CV. It shows you're good at hand-on approach.
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Pastor Perineum posted:1) being a nurse that assists quadriplegics in taking a poo poo every other day. You have to put gloves on, lubricate your fingers, and finger the disabled man's rectum for a while until it loosens up, then dig your fingers up there and try to stimulate a bowel movement. Some poop might not want to come out so you'll just try to work it out with your hands until most of the poo poo is out of the rectum. As stated, you will be peering and prodding into this unfortunate man's anus every other day as long as you keep this job. I'm a CNA and my job is pretty much this but enemas eliminate the need for butthole fingering so
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powerofrecall posted:so you work from home op? This is a real good post.
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# ? Apr 14, 2015 20:33 |
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I mean I've heard of turkey masturbators but drat.
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# ? Apr 14, 2015 20:37 |
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If you look up love in the dictionary its a picture of a guy furiously jacking his disabled kid off
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StashAugustine posted:________________________/ Is this what a vagina looks like
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This aint THE THING: A xxx parody.
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powerofrecall posted:so you work from home op?
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powerofrecall posted:so you work from home op?
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powerofrecall posted:so you work from home op?
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This thread completely changed my opinion on whether I would ever like to go to Australia to have sex with hot women. Unless it's Crazy Claire from Lost.
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powerofrecall posted:so you work from home op?
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HOLY poo poo I JUST THOUGHT OF A GREAT IDEA can we do the women instead??? Otherwise it's sexist isn't it?? God i hope that's an option
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powerofrecall posted:so you work from home op? Haha goddammit I can't take it
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I wish I could get paid to do what I do in my spare time
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Welp won't see that everyday that's for sure So what's the job interview for these people, do they have to do a casting couch test run?
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powerofrecall posted:so you work from home op?
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i'm the oxygen tank
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# ? Apr 16, 2015 17:38 |
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has anyone quoted the good reply on page 1 yet
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:has anyone quoted the good reply on page 1 yet days later and I'm still lollin
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i bet his taxes were challenging
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Spiderjelly posted:days later and I'm still lollin
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greetings from goldmine
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powerofrecall posted:so you work from home op?
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ive been a retard masturbator since i was 13 and nobody fuckin paid me
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# ? Apr 23, 2015 21:14 |
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this was a loving good thread why isnt it in goldmine (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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powerofrecall posted:so you work from home op?
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powerofrecall posted:so you work from home op?
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lmao that's right, this thread
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powerofrecall posted:so you work from home op?
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powerofrecall posted:so you work from home op?
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powerofrecall posted:so you work from home op?
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