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Phoenixan posted:the only time a splash screen is acceptable imo is when it's a graphics program like affinity designer or photoshop they're never a good idea, but they're acceptable when you've hosed up and made a program that takes time to load hopefully this is because it's an old program that people love/can't work without, and not because you're a piece of poo poo that sucks at making programs
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the app I work on has a splash screen that pretends to "load" for 5 seconds
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Apr 23, 2015 19:56
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Phoenixan posted:the only time a splash screen is acceptable imo is when it's a graphics program like affinity designer or photoshop or say, a modern web browser 
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Apr 23, 2015 20:02
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lmao
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Happy_Misanthrope posted:or say, a modern web browser where have i seen this logo and "metro" together. oh right 
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Happy_Misanthrope posted:or say, a modern web browser i'm the piss garbage everything
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THC posted:the app I work on has a splash screen that pretends to "load" for 5 seconds no. justo no
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sometimes when i accidently press start i'll see something interesting in the news live tile so i'll give it a chance and click but will usually also load a browser on the other monitor and do a quick news search for the same thing and almost always the browser wins
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Granite Octopus posted:no. justo no
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Apr 23, 2015 20:42
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my company intentionally delayed the real launch of our application by 3 seconds so that a ~fancy animation~ can swoosh without stuttering
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Apr 23, 2015 20:54
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Cocoa Crispies posted:they're never a good idea, but they're acceptable when you've hosed up and made a program that takes time to load lol eclipse
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carry on then posted:lol eclipse lol idea lol gimp lol office lol libreoffice lol audacity
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univbee posted:where have i seen this logo and "metro" together. oh right dat "e" 
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poo poo like that makes me actually miss late 90s/early 00s ms everyone was afraid of
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the microsoft financials are a goldmine this quarter holy poo poo http://www.microsoft.com/investor/EarningsAndFinancials/Earnings/PressReleaseAndWebcast/FY15/Q3/default.aspx
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quote:Microsoft sold 8.6 million Lumia devices in the most recent quarter, and the company says that’s an 18 percent increase over the prior year. quote:Windows Phone revenue has dropped by 16 percent. e: my napkin math says that means the average selling price of winpho is 30% lower than last year qirex fucked around with this message at 22:05 on Apr 23, 2015 |
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Wiggly Wayne DDS posted:the microsoft financials are a goldmine this quarter holy poo poo lmao @ xbox revenue
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Apr 23, 2015 22:06
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how the gently caress is msft actually up after that
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quote:impairment of goodwill or amortizable intangible assets causing a significant charge to earnings; lol
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Beeftweeter posted:lmao @ xbox revenue or the 1.6m xbox consoles (360+bone) shipped this quarter compared to 2.0m the same quarter last year
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winpho: 1.4 bil revenue on 8.6 million phones is $162/unit 
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quote:On the Xbox side, the company said that Live usage grew over 30%; the company did not disclose Xbox sales figures. there were 3.4 million headshots this quarter!
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conference call is starting, might be comedy there http://www.media-server.com/m/p/6k5qe3qq
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Xbox Live usage grew over 30%, driven by increased users and deeper user engagement this is the only mention of the word "xbox" in the whole thing Computing & Gaming Hardware revenue down 4%. that probably includes surface and microsoft band lol Beeftweeter posted:how the gently caress is msft actually up after that i was in the finance club and even i don't get it i've always felt like MS earnings reports were sketchy. they could be straight up cooking the books. and the very least they are bundling things together to boost every segments revenue with the purchase of a single thing.
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Wiggly Wayne DDS posted:conference call is starting, might be comedy there http://www.media-server.com/m/p/6k5qe3qq lol just hearing satya made me laugh
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pkev you are not very brightquote:Computing and Gaming Hardware revenue decreased $72 million or 4%, primarily due to lower revenue from Xbox Platform, offset in part by higher Surface revenue. Computing and Gaming Hardware revenue included an unfavorable foreign currency impact of approximately 4%. Xbox Platform revenue decreased $306 million or 24%, driven by a 20% decline in console volume and lower prices of Xbox One consoles compared to the prior year. We sold 1.6 million Xbox consoles during the third quarter of fiscal year 2015 compared with 2.0 million consoles during the third quarter of fiscal year 2014. Surface revenue increased $219 million or 44%, primarily due to Surface Pro 3 units sold, offset in part by a decrease in revenue from other Surface devices sold. Surface Pro 3 was released in June 2014.
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listening to next cube over bitching about windows 10 managed updates aren't supported in win10 pro, only enterprise exchange settings are all in powershell they're removing performance monitors and making them powershell commands. lol
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pram posted:pkev you are not very bright not in the linked press release
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PleasureKevin posted:Xbox Live usage grew over 30%, driven by increased users and deeper user engagement quote:i was in the finance club and even i don't get it
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PleasureKevin posted:not in the linked press release yes it is
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Wiggly Wayne DDS posted:there's definitely creative accounting happening, the numbers don't make sense to the market conditions increased surface revenue is taking up the slack
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pram posted:yes it is then Cmd+f is literally broken on my computer
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Apr 23, 2015 22:48
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welp that explains the new
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PleasureKevin posted:then Cmd+f is literally broken on my computer have you considered purchasing a windows PC?
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PleasureKevin posted:then Cmd+f is literally broken on my computer layer 8 error
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microsoft is blocking searches for xbox on the page out of shame
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good lord you are hopeless lol http://www.microsoft.com/Investor/EarningsAndFinancials/Earnings/SegmentResults/S1/fy15/q3/Performance.aspx
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lol, i thought they were doing great in japan but i guess not although tim cook brought up japan explaining iPad growth dips too pram posted:good lord you are hopeless lol that's a different page than the main body of the press release linked above ok can we drop it PleasureKevin fucked around with this message at 22:56 on Apr 23, 2015 |
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btw if there was any doubt left, satya said "windows as a service" and "getting revenue from windows throughout it's lifecycle"
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