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NyetscapeNavigator posted:
Butts are actually where the heart shape comes from. (Hearts don't look anything like a "heart shape" but butts sure do, and butts were an early sign for fertility / mating / romance.)
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Haruharuharuko posted:
I love how there is a much neater and more subtle stencil under that free-handed piece of jank.
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# ? Apr 22, 2015 15:44 |
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Zaphod42 posted:Butts are actually where the heart shape comes from. (Hearts don't look anything like a "heart shape" but butts sure do, and butts were an early sign for fertility / mating / romance.) Turns out Heart Shaped Butt wouldn't have been more of a success than Heart Shaped Box
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# ? Apr 22, 2015 16:12 |
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Haruharuharuko posted:
Kanisha. Though it definitely looks like kanFsh'a. On the face, no less. ed:I don't think it's a stencil it's covering, but rather covering up a previous (faded/removed) tattoo, but I can't make that one out. Ends in a "g" or "y" I think. Magnus Praeda has a new favorite as of 16:39 on Apr 22, 2015 |
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Haruharuharuko posted:
lazered off his ex and put another name over it?
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# ? Apr 22, 2015 21:36 |
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Maybe hes a writer.
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Kramjacks posted:Maybe hes a writer. That was my original thought and then my immediate thought after was that if he is, I hope he isn't planning on doing it as a profession.
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# ? Apr 23, 2015 00:06 |
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Clearly an author
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Stringbean posted:Clearly an author Then it should be "no pen, no gin"
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# ? Apr 23, 2015 00:30 |
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A friend of mine who is a writer has 'the pen is mightier than the sword' as a tattoo. Of course I make fun of her and say 'penis mightier'.
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Zaphod42 posted:A friend of mine who is a writer has 'the pen is mightier than the sword' as a tattoo. Well obviously, but it's just a reference to celebrity jeopardy, right?
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# ? Apr 23, 2015 01:37 |
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Led me to this: In case your mind went where mine did, it's supposed to be hoof prints. "It's in memory of my 27 year old arab mare and 17 year old thoroughbred gelding I lost 3 years ago."
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hyperhazard posted:Led me to this: First thought was dirty, then it was fighter pilot helmets, then it was weird landscapes.
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Picnic Princess posted:First thought was dirty, then it was fighter pilot helmets, then it was weird landscapes. My first thought was dirty and then my second thought was pie. And then Tipis.
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# ? Apr 23, 2015 05:21 |
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I briefly thought Horseshoe Crab.
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hyperhazard posted:Led me to this: It's hard to tell because the hooves are barefoot. I knew what they were right away, but I've had horses forever.
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Dogbrisket posted:Kind curious about the giant loving scar running down the middle of dude's chest. I guess the shittoos are supposed to distract from it or whatevs. Looks like open-heart surgery. My Dad's scar was like that after he had surgery.
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Clitch posted:I briefly thought Horseshoe Crab. (I like the concept but the lineart is horrible.)
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# ? Apr 23, 2015 08:16 |
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A shameful tiger.
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Zaphod42 posted:Butts are actually where the heart shape comes from. (Hearts don't look anything like a "heart shape" but butts sure do, and butts were an early sign for fertility / mating / romance.) I always thought it was ballsacks, though? Because the plant that the Romans hosed out of existence had leaves or seedpods or something shaped like nutsacks? I don't know. I've literally been up all night. Pigsfeet on Rye posted:A shameful tiger. Fart in he own mouth? Surely not!
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# ? Apr 23, 2015 12:39 |
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I know this is going to lighten up when healed and is a pretty decent portrait overall. But for now this is a drat convincing black face tattoo:
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# ? Apr 23, 2015 15:39 |
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razorrozar posted:
Except the lineart is supposed to look like a hand drawn reference? I think its a pretty decent marine biology tattoo except horseshoe crabs are visually meh.
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LingcodKilla posted:...I think its a pretty decent marine biology tattoo except horseshoe crabs are visually meh. Yeah, where where the heck would you have put a sea cucumber tat!?
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DandyLion posted:Yeah, where where the heck would you have put a sea cucumber tat!? On your wang, obviously.
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# ? Apr 23, 2015 18:22 |
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Thank you guys so much for the wonderful posts. Just when I think Im starting to scrape the bottom of the barrel in terms of lovely local guys, Toronto and the GTA prove to be a never ending source of bad tattoos: This woman(?) boldly chose to get a moon overlayed with globs of jizz on her back. BhindiBhaji Boogie has a new favorite as of 18:26 on Apr 23, 2015 |
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As a palate cleanser for those awful tattoos, may I present you with some fuckin' amazing tattoos. The artistry of Brian Woo
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Zamboni_Rodeo posted:As a palate cleanser for those awful tattoos, may I present you with some fuckin' amazing tattoos. So many of them are gonna look like utter shite. So sooooo many of them. Sure they look good 24 hours after getting done, in black and white, in 500x500px, but give it 6 months and watch them become an unfocused blurry blob.
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Zamboni_Rodeo posted:As a palate cleanser for those awful tattoos, may I present you with some fuckin' amazing tattoos. Serious question: How do you draw a tattoo this perfectly round? Trace a circle on their skin and hope your arm doesn't wobble while following the line?
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hyperhazard posted:Serious question: How do you draw a tattoo this perfectly round? Trace a circle on their skin and hope your arm doesn't wobble while following the line? That is a sick ouroboros.
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dpack_1 posted:So many of them are gonna look like utter shite. So sooooo many of them. Well then, they'll be perfect fodder for this thread after all, won't they.
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hyperhazard posted:Serious question: How do you draw a tattoo this perfectly round? Trace a circle on their skin and hope your arm doesn't wobble while following the line? Errr... you do know how a tattoo is performed right? That design would have either been done on a computer, or by hand, with a compass to draw the perfect circle and matching vertebrae. It then would have been ran through a thermalfax copier to apply the design to some carbon paper, and then that would have been transferred onto the client's skin. Voila, you have a perfect circle to follow with your tattoo machine. Perfect geometric shapes aren't a new thing in the tattoo world. Super fine lined shite however, is relatively new, and people are flocking to it like flies on poo poo in an attempt to be unique and different. The fallout in a years time will be palpable. See HERE for an article on what i'm going on about. Or just look at this: And if you think that one is just an amateur copy of another this pretty much shows it is the same tattoo just months apart: Take note of all the fine lines in the hair and beard, the detail in the forehead, between of the nose ridge, in the cheeks... all faded to gently caress all. That is hyper realisim in tattoos my friends, and it's gonna be loving hilarious when people start realising how poo poo it really is.
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# ? Apr 23, 2015 23:12 |
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It also looks like some additional work was done to it. The 2 lines under the right eye (left as you look at it) do not connect in the original, but do in the "later" picture. I don't know a ton about tattoos, so why do some areas darken while others lighten up?
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# ? Apr 24, 2015 02:33 |
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I don't know, some of those lines line up but others seem to different to be the same tattoo, specifically the shape of the nose hole on the upper left side. The mouth is slightly off too but I can't tell if he's just twisting his arm different.
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dpack_1 posted:Errr... you do know how a tattoo is performed right? I'm still not sold it's the same tattoo. Mostly because of the hair on the left side. There are some strands with more of a gap between them in that fresh piece and in the other one they are a lot closer together. I'm not saying it's not possible they're the same, but I'm not 100% believing that they are. If it did in fact fade that poorly it was probably done lovely to being with. I've seen plenty of tattoos done in a similar style hold up pretty well.
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# ? Apr 24, 2015 03:14 |
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If you told me the tattoo on the left was a touch up of the right, I'd believe you.
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rockcity posted:I'm still not sold it's the same tattoo. Mostly because of the hair on the left side. There are some strands with more of a gap between them in that fresh piece and in the other one they are a lot closer together. I'm not saying it's not possible they're the same, but I'm not 100% believing that they are. If it did in fact fade that poorly it was probably done lovely to being with. I've seen plenty of tattoos done in a similar style hold up pretty well. One of the upper incisors completely changes what side the white highlight is on. Its not the same tattoo.
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# ? Apr 24, 2015 03:22 |
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For me it's the eyes that are the giveaway that they're not the same. They're completely different shapes. That said, I'm pretty sure the last time this came up someone had a link that DID prove it was the same tattoo somehow. Like a full body shot of the guy in both pictures or something ... but I can't find it. I also may just be remembering wrong. e: I remember, it was the mole on the dude's arm (in the hair on the left) that was cited as evidence ... which is pretty compelling. fullroundaction has a new favorite as of 03:36 on Apr 24, 2015 |
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dpack_1 posted:Errr... you do know how a tattoo is performed right? Then again, there's a reason I'm not an artist, so...
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Zamboni_Rodeo posted:As a palate cleanser for those awful tattoos, may I present you with some fuckin' amazing tattoos. Here are the highlights from Brian's gallery BhindiBhaji Boogie has a new favorite as of 04:59 on Apr 24, 2015 |
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