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loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

She seems like an otherwise cool person who has been so popular on OKCupid that it started going to her head. That's the only explanation I can think of for someone managing to sound so conceited about being laid-back and relaxed

e: curious, how old is she? she was very adamant about her 20-28 age range but mentions having kids

loquacius fucked around with this message at 18:48 on Apr 23, 2015

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Spandex Bonerlord
Sep 30, 2014

neonbregna posted:

She seems cool as gently caress actually

I'm not into stoner girls, so maybe that's why I don't see it.

TheSpiritFox
Jan 4, 2009

I'm just a memory, I can't give you any new information.

DaveSplitter posted:


She's actually pretty cute. Not fat or ugly. Too bad she seems like a total bitch.

Yeah absolutely would.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
She looks good enough

Imo it's a bitch shield to weed out scrubs and cuck fetishists with a hardon for raising other people's kids

At the end of the day this is a single mother with 2 kids

Kind enough not to look for another baby daddy


Good casual dating material

Top of the trash heap

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

Top City Homo posted:

Imo it's a bitch shield to weed out scrubs and cuck fetishists with a hardon for raising other people's kids
I think dudes really don't get how much absolute garbage a lot of women get from online dating sites because this is dead on.

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
Fuckin' bitch

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


Why is anyone surprised women want taller guys. I mean yeah it's a little dumb that a 5 foot woman says only six foot or above please if you just think about height but y'all know that's code for something else right.

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

in the realm of online dating, the fat women have the power

i haven't logged into my account for a month and a bit, since the majority of people i was being matched with were grubs. i logged in last night and had 6 messages. ok, cool i thought. but all of them were fat women. all of them. not chubby women, but obese potato looking women. bigguns. i'm sure they would be nice people, but i don't find someone who is out of breath after walking up some stairs a real catch, you know?

so this got me thinking, since there are so many goobers sending creepy messages to any/all of the cute women on that site, they make them not want to respond to any normal people. so this means that the fat women end up picking up the desperate guys that just want human contact?

i sent nice 'no thanks/all the best' messages to all of these fat women, because they still deserve a response


if you were a true sociopath you could have that fat pussy game on lock. if you were so inclined fyi

thx for reading

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

toggle posted:

slam whale
Holy grail

Top City Homo fucked around with this message at 22:29 on Apr 23, 2015

Coolie Ghost
Jan 16, 2013

sensible dissent dispenser


d....do you guys think i already blew it? :ohdear:

naem
May 29, 2011



:stare:

Dr. Snuggles
Dec 3, 2012

Tbh some of us (Pick) use this website more than others and I feel that I am unfairly subsidizing picks posting. Unless some kind of fee by post usage is enabled were basically instituting a forced welfare state of posting.
my face pressed against the figurative glass watching all the things I can't have.

macky2dope
Jun 11, 2012

meow haha whoa!!
:420: :420: :420: :420: :420:
hi guys i've been dating a girl for almost six months and i met her on the internet AMA

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

macky2dope posted:

hi guys i've been dating a girl for almost six months and i met her on the internet AMA

When are you flying over to meet her for the first time?

Noctone
Oct 25, 2005

XO til we overdose..

macky2dope posted:

hi guys i've been dating a girl for almost six months and i met her on the internet AMA

how is she as a roommate and when did Bed Death set in

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
At what point does the body stop smelling?

Dr. Snuggles
Dec 3, 2012

Tbh some of us (Pick) use this website more than others and I feel that I am unfairly subsidizing picks posting. Unless some kind of fee by post usage is enabled were basically instituting a forced welfare state of posting.

ChrisHansen posted:

At what point does the body stop smelling?

http://www.jondon.com/how-to/technical-tips/odor-removal/dead-body-odor-removal.html

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

macky2dope posted:

hi guys i've been dating a girl for almost six months and i met her on the internet AMA

thats cool and also dope

damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator

Coolie Ghost posted:



d....do you guys think i already blew it? :ohdear:

yes but you can still blow me, stud :wink:

neonbregna
Aug 20, 2007

Bottom teeth crooked would not bang

Coolie Ghost
Jan 16, 2013

sensible dissent dispenser

drat horror queefs posted:

yes but you can still blow me, stud :wink:

i gotta warn you though, my feet inexplicably smell like bad pussy today, usually it's just a musk but i think something's wrong. i'll wash them, but it seems like a problem that's generative

damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator

Coolie Ghost posted:

i gotta warn you though, my feet inexplicably smell like bad pussy today, usually it's just a musk but i think something's wrong. i'll wash them, but it seems like a problem that's generative

stop that itch at the source with gold bond medicated powder©

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

LethalGeek posted:

I think dudes really don't get how much absolute garbage a lot of women get from online dating sites because this is dead on.

lol cool womyn can be as horrible as they like cos of garbage/pissbaby/garbagebaby/garbage people.

macky2dope
Jun 11, 2012

meow haha whoa!!
:420: :420: :420: :420: :420:

Noctone posted:

how is she as a roommate and when did Bed Death set in

she cleans almost obsessively, likes to cook, is almost as weird as me and horny as gently caress at all times

look at my post history in the past few months, it checks out

macky2dope
Jun 11, 2012

meow haha whoa!!
:420: :420: :420: :420: :420:

LOU BEGAS MUSTACHE posted:

thats cool and also dope

hi ^_^

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

sup macky

macky2dope
Jun 11, 2012

meow haha whoa!!
:420: :420: :420: :420: :420:
nm homes gonna go play some drag queen-hosted bingo at the gay bar later hbu

Noctone
Oct 25, 2005

XO til we overdose..

macky2dope posted:

she cleans almost obsessively, likes to cook, is almost as weird as me and horny as gently caress at all times

look at my post history in the past few months, it checks out

my understanding of lesbian stereotypes is rendered null and void :negative:

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

macky2dope posted:

nm homes gonna go play some drag queen-hosted bingo at the gay bar later hbu

that sounds cool. im bookwriting and sick and will probably drink w/ weird people all weekend despite being sick then if im not dead on sunday show up to my cousins baby shower.

hope u meet some fun drag queens

macky2dope
Jun 11, 2012

meow haha whoa!!
:420: :420: :420: :420: :420:
death at a baby shower: the circle of life

hope u feel better. ill check in on my favorite internet jerks again soon

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
Get a room.

Execu-speak
Jun 2, 2011

Welcome to the real world hippies!
I dabbled in online dating for a month. The reason I tried it is because my line of work doesn't let you have a social life. Online dating seemed a decent way to chat to people and get that first face to face encounter.

The first girl I met was about 10 years older and 20kg heavier than her photos suggested.

The second girl I met was a jesus freak that worked in a funeral home and talked about embalming on a first date.

The third girl I met was a smart and attractive career woman who has her poo poo together and was using the site for the same reason as me. It's now 2 years later and I've just put a ring on her finger.

Reading this thread makes me appreciate just how lucky I am.

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

ok but only w/ u

WIFEY WATCHDOG
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.
I'm moving to the south with a female I met on okcupid. Thanks okcupid.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

froward posted:

quick reminder: black women have THE MOST difficulty dating, and you can land a woman two leagues up out of your own if you have your poo poo halfway together and aren't a racist cock. I'm an internet loser and I landed a date with an actual medical doctor.

oh great, now instead of my inbox being filled with nothingness, it's going to be filled with goons two leagues down from my own

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

macky2dope posted:

hi guys i've been dating a girl for almost six months and i met her on the internet AMA

woah its macky hah

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Noctone posted:

my understanding of lesbian stereotypes is rendered null and void :negative:

thats just a 20 something "adventurous" woman

Faustoan Bargain
Dec 24, 2009

I'd sell my soul for a pitcher with a power sinker...

someone mentally beyond her own age through intelligence posted:

My self-summary
26, female, single mom.
Currently in a custody battle with cps..
Not to any fault of my own, but because they decided to get a stick up their loving rear end RIGHT after my daughter was born and put in the incubator.

Pretty fat. Like literally I'm about 196lbs at 5'3". I am a gamer..

No I don't want to exchange pics.
No I don't want to see your dinger.
No I don't want to be fwb.
No I'm not DTF.
No I won't join you and your bitch.

I hate women. Even though I am one.
They are cunts, they back stab you, and when you fall in love they come back into his life and loving ruin it.

I don't smoke pot, I don't do drugs.
I haven't drank in a very long time.
And I do smoke cigarettes.

I tell it like it is, so if you think I'm being a oval office, no bitch, I'm just being honest.

Cry me a river, build me a bridge, and get loving over it. I have specifications and if you don't meet all of them, then don't waste my time.

No you can't meet my daughter.

I've got 3 tattoo's.
Slenderman-Proxy symbol
Legend Of Zelda- Triforce
Memorial for my still born son that didn't make it to the world.
I have snake bites
my natural hair color is red.
I am a creepypasta fan.

oh yeah.. Big one.. Can't have kids anymore. My poo poo is tied and not getting reversed. Sorry.

According to doctors...
I have Bi-polar1- Relative inside PTSD
I have PTSD
I have ADHD
No I am not on medications..
Because I don't need them.

I am extremely mature.
I can well manage myself.
I am mentally beyond my own age through intelligence, and fluent in very many things.

Bahaha.. Yeah forgot to mention this...
I like who and how I am. I will lose weight on my own loving time, when I loving want, how I want. Don't waste my time telling me how to do it.
Don't offer me advice.
I don't want your loving pity.
I don't give a rats rear end about your drama with your ex bitch.
I don't like arabs. SORRY FUCKERS. Get over it.
Yeah there are some nice ones, but I will NOT date them.
Muslims are out too.
Religion in general is out so gently caress it. xD

"You need god."
My response: "I got your god right here!" *Presents middle finger.*

I believe in the paranormal.
I do visit my son's grave still on the anniversary of his birth.
I get to see my daughter 3 times a week, and family functions.
Currently trying to find someone in my family that will let me watch her all day at their house.
Yes I'm looking for a job.
Preferably one with a STABLE income.
Something I can do at home, and on my own time that way I can be with my daughter, and home school her when she's old enough.

My daughter is my world, if you ask me to chose you over her?
Guess what dumb rear end, I'm going with my daughter.
She's my pride and joy.
Happiest baby in the world who only cries when her feelings are hurt.
She's my angel, and the reason I am still alive today.
Yes I get depressed because I can't see her.
But what do you expect.. She was ripped away from me for no loving reason, and when I get her back I am SUING CPS. c:
My daughter was 2 months premature. Through c-section.

I had one tooth knocked out of my mouth by someone I can't mention or it will be drama.
I have to get my wisdom teeth removed, and one molar.

So yeah..

Anyway specifics are listed below as much as I have the energy to bother with. Thanks.

What I’m doing with my life
Fighting for custody, and winning.
I am on ssi, I have my own place.
I am currently studying Main.css and Html (Pretty much finished that course.) On my own time.

I’m really good at
Too many things to list.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Too many to list..

The six things I could never do without
My daughter
my cell
my laptop
my apartment
food
water
Not in that order.

I spend a lot of time thinking about
Various things.. Mainly if I'll be alone forever, I don't mind if I am.
On a typical Friday night I am
Home, Alone. Doing nothing.

You should message me if
You're not black- Not racist, just don't date black guys and not looking for friends.
You're not a pedo, druggie, etc. Basic No's.
You're not a superficial moron.
You can spell properly.
You're not a complete dunce.
You can take care of yourself.
You're not homeless.
You don't have an excessive amount of female friends.
You're not a muscle bound moron.
You're not extremely fat.
You're not shorter than me.
You're under 30, I may make an exception for someone interesting enough.
If you don't get a reply from me?

Guess what fucker, I don't like you, loving cry about it. c:

Faustoan Bargain fucked around with this message at 01:12 on Apr 25, 2015

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

:smith: + :yikes:

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cmndstab
May 20, 2006

Huge Internet Celebrity!
The most tragic thing is that's almost certainly not a fake account, because nobody would make it so obvious they're trying to write an undesirable profile :stare:

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