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Bertrand Hustle posted:A teacher verbally chastised and humiliated my sister to the point of tears in the first grade and never faced any consequences. Then again, that was almost 20 years ago (holy poo poo). Yeah, I had two teachers humiliate me in ways that would have been the end of their careers if they did it today (one would likely have faced jail time today too)
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SybilVimes posted:Yeah, I had two teachers humiliate me in ways that would have been the end of their careers if they did it today (one would likely have faced jail time today too) I had two teachers spitroast me and then marry me just a few months ago. They were both albert einstein. Everyone stood and clapped.
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Noyemi K posted:I had two teachers spitroast me and then marry me just a few months ago. They were both albert einstein. Everyone stood and clapped. That may have been a dream
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Noyemi K posted:I had two teachers spitroast me and then marry me just a few months ago. They were both albert einstein. Everyone stood and clapped. Uh. As a non native speaker, can you use "to spit roast someone" in a non sexual way too? Because that seriously impacts the meaning of that post. I guess it also means to humiliate someone?
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Fathis Munk posted:Uh. As a non native speaker, can you use "to spit roast someone" in a non sexual way too? Because that seriously impacts the meaning of that post. I guess it also means to humiliate someone? Yeah, that post was serious.
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Leon Einstein posted:Yeah, that post was serious. Well no, I get that the post was a joke. But I was still wondering whether it was what I understood or some other meaning.
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Bertrand Hustle posted:A teacher verbally chastised and humiliated my sister to the point of tears in the first grade and never faced any consequences. Then again, that was almost 20 years ago (holy poo poo). Every music teacher I ever had was a colossal rear end in a top hat who seemed like he wished he was a football coach instead, and had no problem yelling at small children in the face and threatening them with violence.
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Fathis Munk posted:Uh. As a non native speaker, can you use "to spit roast someone" in a non sexual way too? Because that seriously impacts the meaning of that post. I guess it also means to humiliate someone? I read it a non-sexual way like to roast someone on a spit, not like two dicks going into a person at either end vv But I guess it's quite clear the innuendo was intended and I'm just a clean minded person for some reason
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Non Serviam posted:Wtf happened? Did it happen at a Catholic school? Because this was pretty much a normal day for me at a Catholic elementary school.
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This court filing is real, but the content is the greatest STDH ever: http://www.scribd.com/doc/262792039/gently caress-This-Courtquote:Look here, old man, when I told you I AM Justice-I meant it. It took me about 1 month to study the history of the world and to learn the history and inner workings of American jurisprudence, literally. I was born to do this here. Don't you know that your FBI and CIA have been trying to recruit me since grade school? Lol. But they're unscrupulous losers like you, so it won't be happening.
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A Fancy 400 lbs posted:This court filing is real, but the content is the greatest STDH ever: http://www.scribd.com/doc/262792039/gently caress-This-Court It goes on and on
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A Fancy 400 lbs posted:This court filing is real, but the content is the greatest STDH ever: http://www.scribd.com/doc/262792039/gently caress-This-Court a lunatic posted:F*ck you, old man. You're a joke. Your court's a joke. You take it up the a*s; and you suck nuts. Lol. shia-lebouf-clapping.gif
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# ? Apr 23, 2015 21:12 |
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It's as if Curtis got slapped by another white teacher
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# ? Apr 23, 2015 21:29 |
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Solomonic posted:It's as if Curtis got slapped by another white teacher Does anyone have a link to that thread?
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# ? Apr 23, 2015 21:50 |
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razorrozar posted:Does anyone have a link to that thread? Curtis has a million dollar face! Give me 250 thousand dollars in damages
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# ? Apr 23, 2015 21:57 |
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Beautiful.
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# ? Apr 23, 2015 23:58 |
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Choice quotes or a summary for those of us without archives? edit: I should just buy archives so I can read that thread about the crazy Asian gang drug cage whore prodigy etc.
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walrusman posted:Choice quotes or a summary for those of us without archives? Black child slapped by white teacher, child's crazy mother makes list of ridiculous demands including $250k in silver coins, yearly $1500 gift cards to Wal-Mark (sic), an audience with Obama, trips to Disney World and West Africa, and the remodeling of their home. Don't recall what ended up happening.
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# ? Apr 24, 2015 03:28 |
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https://encyclopediadramatica.se/index.php?title=Curtis_Got_Slapped_By_A_White_Teacher! Here's the ED article on it, covers all the bases and has the scanned pages of the letter.
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loving kitchenette posted:My mom and my stepdad were having dinner at a popular chain restaurant that rhymes with “Crapplebees.” (Editor’s Note: Oh for gently caress’s sake) My mom (who had the flu) had just been released from the hospital and was not exactly feeling or looking her best. She was starving, and this restaurant was close by. A young waiter seats them at a booth and takes their drink orders. My mom heads to the restroom to wash her hands.
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# ? Apr 24, 2015 08:04 |
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Man all the free poo poo that's been given away in this thread could feed, clothe, and entertain a small country for a year at least.
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# ? Apr 24, 2015 08:58 |
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Musicman.quote:Music With A Beautiful Ending
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# ? Apr 24, 2015 11:03 |
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"shit_that_didnt_happen.txt: Editor's Note: Oh for gently caress's sake"
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dijon du jour posted:"shit_that_didnt_happen.txt: Editor's Note: Oh for gently caress's sake" Hah, seems like the Kitchenette editor isn't down with NAR naming shenanigans at all: quote:I worked at a pizza place chain in high school known for its cheapness (hint: pizza, pizza) (Editor’s Note: Why do you guys keep doing this?). Which prompted someone to take the piss out of him: quote:I usually have the worst service at the big chain restaurants like Bison Feral Appendages, Pepper Pods, Italian Flatbread Shanty, and of cours[sic] the Blue Crustacean, though nothing beats that last story from Cow Milk Monarchess. Content: This is totally how weed works, right? posted:Sitting at the bus stop, knowing that I just missed the only bus to service this area, I remembered I had a joint in my ciggie box. Thinking that the bus would take another half hour at least, I lit up. By the time the bus arrived (20 mins.), I was already light headed and tingly all over. So I got on, walked to the back of the bus and sat in the middle seat of the last row. There was no one else in the bus except for an old couple sitting 4-5 rows from the back, and an 8/10 qtpie sitting on the second last row (in front of me, to my left).
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# ? Apr 24, 2015 14:54 |
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Oh wow, I thought the editor's note in the other one was by bringmyfishback.
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Minarchist posted:https://encyclopediadramatica.se/index.php?title=Curtis_Got_Slapped_By_A_White_Teacher! That page lead me to what is clearly an ad disguised as a news story, and its some serious STDH (Note: Clickbait ad for gambling website disguised as news story) http://www.efoxnews.net/bh/1/index....=EDIT&id=191098 quote:California girl abruptly dumps boyfriend, then begs him back after he wins $362,259 from online game Gold diggers amirite fellas?
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Khazar-khum posted:Musicman. Something eerily similar to this happened at (one of) my local guitar shop when I was at college in the 80s, so I can believe it *could* happen (in the case of the place I'm thinking about, it was all documented by the local paper, from the mid-night break-in to the idiots trying to sell the guitars back to the shop, and the police being called to arrest them). Criminals are generally pretty dumb.
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SybilVimes posted:Something eerily similar to this happened at (one of) my local guitar shop when I was at college in the 80s, so I can believe it *could* happen (in the case of the place I'm thinking about, it was all documented by the local paper, from the mid-night break-in to the idiots trying to sell the guitars back to the shop, and the police being called to arrest them). I mean it is believable, but the story is really dumb. They called the cops on a thief trying to sell them stolen merchandise... why exactly is that worth puffing yourself up above? This happens all the time. It's not exactly news-worthy. Also any musician who leaves instruments in his car overnight is a huge idiot and deserves to have everything stolen from him, and his house burned down, and his dog shot
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# ? Apr 24, 2015 17:43 |
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Please close the thread. It's over.
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Drunk Tomato posted:Also any musician who leaves instruments in his car overnight is a huge idiot and deserves to have everything stolen from him, and his house burned down, and his dog shot If he's a performing musician it might be an insurance thing - if you're working then you need extra coverage on your car and house insurance for the instruments or they're not covered, if you're tight on cash only insuring the car means you can leave it there and it be insured. It kinda sucks if your home-owners insurance is perfect except for being a oval office about your instruments being 'tools' that have to be covered with a huge waiver.
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walrusman posted:Choice quotes or a summary for those of us without archives? When I opened the thread and saw it consisted of images of a document I was going to just past OP's images here, but then I saw it was more than 40 pages. Here's one at least
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Zaphod42 posted:That page lead me to what is clearly an ad disguised as a news story, and its some serious STDH A person in their 20's receiving and reading a daily newspaper? Yeah right.
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Sentient Data posted:When I opened the thread and saw it consisted of images of a document I was going to just past OP's images here, but then I saw it was more than 40 pages. Here's one at least But did Curtis Bowen ever get $250,000 in silver and free WalMart?
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Khazar-khum posted:But did Curtis Bowen ever get $250,000 in silver and free WalMart? Of course, he then grew up to become Obama and marry Einstein (Michelle is just their cover, duh).
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Fathis Munk posted:Of course, he then grew up to become Obama and marry Einstein (Michelle is just their cover, duh). No way, Curtis grew up to be Neil Dee Tyson. Obama got slapped by a white teacher all the time (his mom).
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# ? Apr 25, 2015 08:17 |
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Khazar-khum posted:But did Curtis Bowen ever get $250,000 in silver and free WalMart? All i know is that the mother explicitly and probably proudly states that the black kid is property
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# ? Apr 25, 2015 09:08 |
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eyeroll.jpg posted:Everyone saying I should pay them more .... I have gotten into very lengthy conversations with them many times. They get $1200 a month in assistance as well as access to many community outreach programs. I have even helped one of them try to get a job as a dish washer at a restaurant but he didn't last. One of my co worker's girlfriend who went to a beauty academy offered to give them a hair cut, shave and a shower if they have any job interviews ... not only that but they do it because they appreciate that we are one of the few businesses that treats them like human beings ... The dollar is for a cup of coffee. Get off your high horses.
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# ? Apr 26, 2015 11:55 |
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Oh poo poo, my stdh backfired and I look like and rear end in a top hat. TIME TO MAKE SOME MORE poo poo UP.
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# ? Apr 26, 2015 12:06 |
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I feel like someone paying me $1 to go away doesn't qualify them as treating me like a human being.
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# ? Apr 26, 2015 12:07 |
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No but don't you get it ? He talked to them
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