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YO MAMA HEAD posted:is that a giant anime sweat drop 😓 every other picture of the OS is pretty much torrents of blood flying out of its nose, knocking it to the ground
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PleasureKevin posted:lol, i thought they were doing great in japan your a fuckin idiot, this has never been true
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Apr 24, 2015 16:59
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Captain Foo posted:your a fuckin idiot, this has never been true http://kotaku.com/japans-xbox-one-launch-as-sad-as-youd-expect-1630411606
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Apr 24, 2015 17:04
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Captain Foo posted:your a fuckin idiot, this has never been true not true, sales of the xbone increased 400%* in the last quarter *4 sold
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Apr 24, 2015 17:05
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PleasureKevin posted:lol, i thought they were doing great in japan but i guess not They are the worst-performing console of all time by miles that we have statistics for in Japan. Last week they sold less than 1 Xbone an hour in the entire country, and have just barely sold over 50,000 consoles LTD after over 7 months.
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the xbone is only "successful" in the US and to a lesser degree our wannabe cousins in canada and the uk
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Apr 24, 2015 18:50
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for definitions of successful that include running in second place having blown up millions in R&D on a new business model that had to be killed prior to launch, closing your media arm with only an et documentary to show for it, paying retailers millions to keep accepting stock, bringing down your fedramp certifed government services cloud on game launch day and being stuck back in the razor thin margins of retail console video games when you spent a decade trying to get out from under that operation "successful"
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Apr 24, 2015 18:57
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qirex posted:the xbone is only "successful" in the US and to a lesser degree our wannabe cousins in canada and the uk "successful" as in "selling less in a quarter than ps4 did in the first 3 months of 2015" http://arstechnica.com/gaming/2015/04/microsofts-console-business-falters-a-bit-in-early-2015/
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Apr 24, 2015 18:57
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and yet, MSFT is up 9.5 god drat tittyfucking percent today 
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Apr 24, 2015 18:59
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we here at Microsoft just know you're going to love the new start "menu" e: they removed the "expand" option and just made it this huge bloated mess. There is approx 1/5 of the screen not covered by the start menu now.
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Apr 24, 2015 19:03
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Nash Regex posted:we here at Microsoft just know you're going to love the new start "menu" who the actual gently caress is in charge of making these decisions
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Apr 24, 2015 19:05
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i'll never see that title and not think 'hmm, sort of an oddly prominent place for ms to promote their freedb cd-track naming service mirror'
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Apr 24, 2015 19:05
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im Windows Feedbag
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Apr 24, 2015 19:06
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shadow puppet of a posted:i'll never see that title and not think 'hmm, sort of an oddly prominent place for ms to promote their freedb cd-track naming service mirror' im just waiting for someone to make a "Sprots" malware Modern Windows Application for Windows Store Devices
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Apr 24, 2015 19:07
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what does 'sports' even do
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Apr 24, 2015 19:07
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Captain Foo posted:who the actual gently caress is in charge of making these decisions i hope their emails get leaked or something like the old antitrust trial emails, they must be amazing
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Apr 24, 2015 19:09
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pram posted:what does 'sports' even do click it and it goes A WINNER IS YOU & gives you an achivement
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Apr 24, 2015 19:10
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pram posted:what does 'sports' even do signs a $500 million deal with the NFL and then crashes
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Apr 24, 2015 19:12
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pram posted:what does 'sports' even do
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Apr 24, 2015 19:13
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what's funny is that you can almost kind of see the shape of what they're trying to do but it's so obvious they don't have the ability to deliver it [obvious to everyone except their management]
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Apr 24, 2015 19:15
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qirex posted:what they're trying to do is it a wall of live tiles that
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Apr 24, 2015 19:18
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Nash Regex posted:we here at Microsoft just know you're going to love the new start "menu" wait what the gently caress did they do now are we back to some goddamned fullscreen abortion?
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Apr 24, 2015 19:19
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yes, microsoft will never stop believing that a single UI can suit all input methods before all management is sanitized in several ditches and new management is bought in, at this rate it'll need to come from outside rather than underneath
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Apr 24, 2015 19:21
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we've been over this steve "the shaved gorilla" ballmer fired anybody even remotely competent enough to threaten his throne and the culture of internal backstabbing around stack ranking certainly helped too this is his legacy hundreds upon hundreds of flat squares in garish colors and ill-fitting boxes, all crying out for death
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Apr 24, 2015 19:32
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Beeftweeter posted:signs a $500 million deal with the NFL and then crashes lol
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Apr 24, 2015 19:33
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program666 posted:makes you healthy no, you're thinking of Labor
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Apr 24, 2015 19:33
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Mr Dog posted:we've been over this i like to imagine that there's a way for things to turn around and end up not poo poo because it makes the failure a little bit more tragic but i'm mostly here for the laughs
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Apr 24, 2015 19:34
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Mr Dog posted:steve "the shaved gorilla" ballmer  bald, sure. shaved? lol i would bet hes one hairy motherfucker
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Apr 24, 2015 19:38
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i wish steve was alive to see this... *deep, wistful sigh*
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Apr 24, 2015 19:39
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if steve were alive today he'd be recalling all in-transit shipments of the watch to have them crushed and shredded on an industrial scale so they can be fixed by releasing a proper, button-less version 2 years from now
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Apr 24, 2015 19:41
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Calender suddenly became useful to my grandmother
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Apr 24, 2015 19:42
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Beeftweeter posted:
i bet hes become entirely hairless like The Judge & also that he kills, molests, &c
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Apr 24, 2015 19:43
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Nash Regex posted:Calender suddenly became useful to my grandmother im sorry shes so senile she needs the same information presented to her 2-4 times on the same screen
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Apr 24, 2015 19:45
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pram posted:what does 'sports' even do permalink to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7u9hP4r1S8
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univbee posted:They are the worst-performing console of all time by miles that we have statistics for in Japan. Last week they sold less than 1 Xbone an hour in the entire country, and have just barely sold over 50,000 consoles LTD after over 7 months. no poo poo , I meant tablets cause people wanted to play dating sims
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Nash Regex posted:Calender suddenly became useful to my grandmother
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