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TopHatGenius
Oct 3, 2008

something feels
different

Hot Rope Guy

Reminds me of this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2512fuWOCkM

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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Birb Katter posted:

Milk and sugar in tea / coffee is basically admitting that you're a waste of oxygen and want to ruin anything good that comes your way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiXaT_1I-vw

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

sugar in coffee?

bet you babies put sugar in your cranberry juice too :smug:

FadedReality
Sep 5, 2007

Okurrrr?
I like butter in my coffee :barf:

Birb Katter
Sep 18, 2010

BOATS STOPPED
CARBON TAX AXED
TURNBULL AS PM
LIBERALS WILL BE RE-ELECTED IN A LANDSLIDE

Lady types can have good taste too. As for the butter coffee freaks, it's only legit if it is yak butter.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Good show you rascals, but the true answer is milk & gin. It curdles, you see! :toot:

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Snapchat A Titty posted:

Good show you rascals, but the true answer is milk & gin. It curdles, you see! :toot:

Is that what is on Poutine?

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
I too like gin & coffee for breakfast hold the coffee

SomeJazzyRat
Nov 2, 2012

Hmmm...

Soulex posted:

Is that what is on Poutine?

Yeah... you know, if your 11.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Soulex posted:

Is that what is on Poutine?

I dont know, I literally had cheese on my suitcase and was rejected at the Canadian border.

I Killed GBS
Jun 2, 2011

by Lowtax
I just drink diet ginger ale and slap back a couple amphetamine salts, that gets me going in the morning.

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!
I pump down 3 glasses of pure alcohol each morning, really builds character. If you're drinking that diluted crap you're a pussy.

Birb Katter
Sep 18, 2010

BOATS STOPPED
CARBON TAX AXED
TURNBULL AS PM
LIBERALS WILL BE RE-ELECTED IN A LANDSLIDE

RatHat posted:

I pump down 3 glasses of pure alcohol each morning, really builds character. If you're drinking that diluted crap you're a pussy.

This pug sums up my disbelief quite nicely.

FadedReality
Sep 5, 2007

Okurrrr?
Oh yeah? Well I have the wheat and barley before they're ever even fermented. Usually with milk.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



I am submerged in a vat of cocaine and trash 24/7

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Snapchat A Titty posted:

I am submerged in a vat of cocaine and trash 24/7

also lawndarts

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
Oh we're discussing morning routines?

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, RIDDICK. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME NECRO BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXYS MOST DANGEROUS PRISON. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNIng

spookygonk
Apr 3, 2005
Does not give a damn

Not so loud, I haven't had my first cup of coffee.

Mr Shiny Pants
Nov 12, 2012

This is brilliant, I woke up half the house laughing.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer

Birb Katter posted:

This pug sums up my disbelief quite nicely.



That pug looks like he's about to drop some fresh beats and school fools in the way of the street.

Edit - The best thing to come out of the Joker reveal photo.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander has a new favorite as of 10:52 on Apr 25, 2015

Lunatic Sledge
Jun 8, 2013

choose your own horror isekai sci-fi Souls-like urban fantasy gamer simulator adventure

or don't?
I'm also pretty partial to

chickie nugs for brekkie
May 17, 2010

SomeJazzyRat posted:

Yeah... you know, if your 11.

My 11 what?

Blind Rasputin
Nov 25, 2002

Farewell, good Hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.

Birb Katter posted:

This pug sums up my disbelief quite nicely.



Isn't that one of the Lannisters? The short one?

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

That pug looks like he's about to drop some fresh beats and school fools in the way of the street.

Edit - The best thing to come out of the Joker reveal photo.



Goth Ham.

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

radiatinglines posted:

sugar in coffee?

bet you babies put sugar in your cranberry juice too :smug:

Cranberry juice? You on your period?

Astrobastard
Dec 31, 2008



Winky Face
I am a child

Double Bill
Jan 29, 2006

Astrobastard posted:

I am a child



Hey me too

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Ozz81 posted:

Cranberry juice? You on your period?

He is trying to pass a piss test. Doyur!

kinmik
Jul 17, 2011

Dog, what are you doing? Get away from there.
You don't even have thumbs.


With great power comes insane wedgies.

I hope this is in the movie.

Dr. Fraiser Chain
May 18, 2004

Redlining my shit posting machine


Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Cornhole is the best drinking accompaniment game.

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

Should be a Herm.

Samfucius
Sep 8, 2010

And if you gaze long enough into a nest, the nest will gaze back into you.

Almost as good as John Hancock's. (This is the back side of it)

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

Being able to laugh regularly about the phrase "Cornhole Tournament" was the only good thing about living in Ohio.

zidane13
Jan 2, 2005

by Smythe
bud light? man, call me when its rolling rock night.

tight aspirations
Jul 13, 2009



The abdication crisis happened in 1936. Nothing at all happened between 1939 and 1945. Nothing at all.

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


Soulex posted:

Cornhole is the best drinking accompaniment game.

I've been assured that's why I'm terrible at cornhole. I don't have a beer and a cigarette in my offhand.

Dewgy posted:

Being able to laugh regularly about the phrase "Cornhole Tournament" was the only good thing about living in Ohio.

There's nothing good about living in this state. Nothing at all.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Len posted:

There's nothing good about living in this state. Nothing at all.

That's good advice.

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

Len posted:

There's nothing good about living in this state. Nothing at all.

Sure there is. Leaving it is pretty nice, for example. :haw:

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Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


Here have a funny picture of a black Amish buggy with zero reflective tape on a hill. At least it was during the day?

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