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Fulchrum
Apr 16, 2013

by R. Guyovich

HootTheOwl posted:

Muir is supporting the socialist?

Muir isn't a maker, he's an idiot. He fully believes with all his heart that Hillary is really, truly the worst person ever, and that any alternative would be better. He hasn't quite figured out that that was what his sites said about Clinton ion 08, then, oh no, turns out OBAMA is actually the worst thing in the world.

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.Edward Penischin
Jun 5, 2008

.Edward Penischin posted:

Something for you all to enjoy...









Nsfw non Muir painted nipples http://tinypic.com/r/20jkdww/8


tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006




colonel_korn posted:

Bagley's done it before too, there was one about 4-5 years ago with a woman representing the US public in a back alley, having obviously just been raped by a bunch of bankers, who were zipping up their flies. Couldn't find an archived version but yeah, it seems like a bit of a blind spot for him.

Yeah, it was Bagley's cartoon for July 31, 2009 (still available on the AAEC site), and goons were generally not wild about it then either.

Genpei Turtle
Jul 20, 2007

Vienna Circlejerk posted:

No, it was actually pretty cringeworthy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wdqbi66oNuI

e: Much like pretty much everything he ever said.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnAHsZFhRdo

It was no secret that Bush picked him because he was young and good looking, and meant to appeal to women voters, but then he had to go and say that Murphy Brown was destroying America so that pretty much went right out the window.

Oh yeah, it was cringeworthy all right, but what I meant was in context it's not quite so embarrassing. From what I read, it was pretty much a PR op where Quayle was handed a bunch of cue cards with words on them and was instructed to give them out to kids in the spelling bee and correct them if they were wrong. It turned out he was given a card with "potatoe" written on it so rather than think things through he just did what he was told and corrected the kid who spelled it (correctly). Though apparently he didn't notice anything was wrong until one of the reporters at the press conference after asked him "How do you spell potato?" and the press corps burst into laughter.

...which is pretty drat depressing when you think about it--can you imagine the Washington press corps openly mocking a politician for their stupidity nowadays?

Anyway, I think some of the other stuff Quayle said was far more embarrassing. People mock Bush II's idiotic sayings, but he was an amateur at that compared to Quayle.

Pander
Oct 9, 2007

Fear is the glue that holds society together. It's what makes people suppress their worst impulses. Fear is power.

And at the end of fear, oblivion.



Genpei Turtle posted:

Oh yeah, it was cringeworthy all right, but what I meant was in context it's not quite so embarrassing. From what I read, it was pretty much a PR op where Quayle was handed a bunch of cue cards with words on them and was instructed to give them out to kids in the spelling bee and correct them if they were wrong. It turned out he was given a card with "potatoe" written on it so rather than think things through he just did what he was told and corrected the kid who spelled it (correctly). Though apparently he didn't notice anything was wrong until one of the reporters at the press conference after asked him "How do you spell potato?" and the press corps burst into laughter.

...which is pretty drat depressing when you think about it--can you imagine the Washington press corps openly mocking a politician for their stupidity nowadays?

Anyway, I think some of the other stuff Quayle said was far more embarrassing. People mock Bush II's idiotic sayings, but he was an amateur at that compared to Quayle.

So what you're saying is that we misunderestimated Bush's stupidity?

Cpt.Americant
Mar 30, 2010
150 new posts? Let's see what I missed..


Oh good, another productive conversation.. how excellent. :stonklol:

We've banned the guy now, can't we move on to McCoy's stuff or well anything else?

Typical Pubbie
May 10, 2011

I thought the Citizens United cartoon was riding the line, but this is loving awful.

I Killed GBS
Jun 2, 2011

by Lowtax

Cpt.Americant posted:

150 new posts? Let's see what I missed..


Oh good, another productive conversation.. how excellent. :stonklol:

We've banned the guy now, can't we move on to McCoy's stuff or well anything else?

Probated.

I wouldn't normally be this anal, but I somehow feel it's fitting.

Vienna Circlejerk
Jan 28, 2003

The great science sausage party!
I'm glad Glenn McCoy agrees we can pass around his cartoons as much as we want since he's already consented to have them published.

Sardine Wit
Sep 3, 2004

Comparing any "bad thing" to literal rape is as lazy and dumb as comparing bad things to hitlers - even before the fact it can be insensitive as all poo poo.

If it helps, here's a rape metaphor used recently in Australia that was just as dumb but on a subject most D&D fans will disagree with. See how poo poo it is?

Mo_Steel
Mar 7, 2008

Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together

Fun Shoe

I prefer his older version:



Goddamn that elephant is ecstatic. :buddy:

Taciturn Tactician
Jan 27, 2011

The secret to good health is a balanced diet and unstable healing radiation
Lipstick Apathy

chairface posted:

Also of note, the thing with being murdered is you were going to die eventually anyway. I'm not remotely arguing it's not wrong to kill someone here, but death was going to be a thing that happened to them at some point, from one cause or another. That they would eventually die was guaranteed, and it is still wrong to cause that death prematurely/extrajudicially/etc, but not everyone necessarily gets raped. Nonconsensual sex is not a guaranteed event that will occur in one's life, as opposed to death, which is in fact guaranteed and something one would have to deal with eventually whether as a result of being a victim of a crime or not.

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011


Funny how quickly a conservative is willing to ditch the belief that private property is sacrosanct.

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Genpei Turtle posted:

...which is pretty drat depressing when you think about it--can you imagine the Washington press corps openly mocking a politician for their stupidity nowadays?

Anyway, I think some of the other stuff Quayle said was far more embarrassing. People mock Bush II's idiotic sayings, but he was an amateur at that compared to Quayle.

I still remember the time Quayle said that Earth and Mars were basically in the same orbit.

Apple Pie Hubbub
Feb 14, 2012

Take that, you greedy jerk!

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

nooooo stop it Clay! Trying to "win" an argument with a conservative is like trying to pin down an eel with a stick of butter!

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Bruce "80 hours of research" Tinsley hasn't read what the agreement is, and instead relies on cultural stereotypes to inform his opinion.

beepsandboops
Jan 28, 2014
Yes we should take direction from the French, the country that secretly sold its nuclear technology to other nations.

PassTheRemote
Mar 15, 2007

Number 6 holds The Village record in Duck Hunt.

The first one to kill :laugh: wins.

I had forgotten about that. I cannot believe Quayle loving compared himself to JFK, and then cried foul when Bentsen called him out.

Mr E
Sep 18, 2007

PassTheRemote posted:

I had forgotten about that. I cannot believe Quayle loving compared himself to JFK, and then cried foul when Bentsen called him out.

Why would you call me out! :qq:

Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013





Omnishambles posted:

A Godflesh cartoon.



Please don't compare something cool to Ramirez thank you.

Chuu
Sep 11, 2004

Grimey Drawer

Sardine Wit posted:

Comparing any "bad thing" to literal rape is as lazy and dumb as comparing bad things to hitlers - even before the fact it can be insensitive as all poo poo.

If it helps, here's a rape metaphor used recently in Australia that was just as dumb but on a subject most D&D fans will disagree with. See how poo poo it is?



It's become a lot more obvious why rape analogies are a terrible thing when it's being used to support a position you are against.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on the Conservative policy on Europe – Business secretary Chuka Umunna says Cameron’s reaction to HSBC’s announcement that it is considering moving its HQ out of the UK shows an ‘irresponsible’ party policy on Europe"

Telegraph:

Miliband stands by claim over UK contribution to migrant crisis

Independent:

After JMW Turner.

Times:

Cameron 'bears some responsibility' for crisis in Libya, says Miliband

Mister Beeg
Sep 7, 2012

A Certified Jerk

frajaq posted:

Oh man what does this means if Clinton wins again???

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!
So wait, wasn't Dubya rumoured to be illiterate? Like 'My favorite book in university was the very hungry caterpillar' illiterate?

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.
You seem to have confused jokes with rumours. Did you hear that gossip that Bush maybe a chimpanzee, he looks like one and is dumb to boot. No smoke without fire, you know.

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug
I assumed he's pretty good at studying and stuff, but just isn't an intellectually curious person.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Mr. Squishy posted:

You seem to have confused jokes with rumours. Did you hear that gossip that Bush maybe a chimpanzee, he looks like one and is dumb to boot. No smoke without fire, you know.

There's the My Pet Goat photograph. If he's not illiterate, he gave zero fucks about the appearance and dignity of his office.

Kegluneq
Feb 18, 2011

Mr President, the physical reality of Prime Minister Corbyn is beyond your range of apprehension. If you'll just put on these PINKOVISION glasses...

Jedit posted:

There's the My Pet Goat photograph. If he's not illiterate, he gave zero fucks about the appearance and dignity of his office.

How dare he read a children's book! In a school, to children. Having planned the 9/11 attacks and knowing he'd come under extreme media scrutiny for that photo op, he could really have ensured he was reading something more appropriate, like Proust or hardcore pornography.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Kegluneq posted:

How dare he read a children's book! In a school, to children. Having planned the 9/11 attacks and knowing he'd come under extreme media scrutiny for that photo op, he could really have ensured he was reading something more appropriate, like Proust or hardcore pornography.

You appear to be missing the point, Keg. He was holding the book upside down.

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Kegluneq posted:

How dare he read a children's book! In a school, to children. Having planned the 9/11 attacks and knowing he'd come under extreme media scrutiny for that photo op, he could really have ensured he was reading something more appropriate, like Proust or hardcore pornography.

Coming soon: George W. Bush reads 50 Shades of Grey: The Audiobook.

CoolCab
Apr 17, 2005

glem

Jedit posted:

You appear to be missing the point, Keg. He was holding the book upside down.

http://www.snopes.com/photos/politics/bushbook.asp

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014


Egad, I have been shopped.

Kegluneq
Feb 18, 2011

Mr President, the physical reality of Prime Minister Corbyn is beyond your range of apprehension. If you'll just put on these PINKOVISION glasses...

Jedit posted:

Egad, I have been shopped.

That also wasn't My Pet Goat :ssh:

Deep Hurting
Jan 19, 2006

Mister Beeg posted:

Looking at editorial cartoons from when Bush Sr. was president, they loved to tease that Quayle was a moron, or at least really naive. One cartoonist always depicted Quayle as children's crayon scribble.

Borgman. Quayle was drawn as a stickman, often carrying a sloppy-looking book labeled "COMIX."

I've heard Oliphant originally drew him as a man without a face, but since none of his cartoons from the '88 election are posted online, I cannot verify. I do know that by the time he was Vice President, Oliphant was drawing him as a child, no older than 5.

Man, remember when popular cartoonists could actually draw? That phenomenon couldn't survive the twin forces of XKCD and Ted Rall, apparently. :smith:


Hey, speaking of cartoonists who completely suck at drawing!

Obvious response: Why would anyone steal a Gary McCoy comic? They look like rear end.

WarpedNaba posted:

So wait, wasn't Dubya rumoured to be illiterate? Like 'My favorite book in university was the very hungry caterpillar' illiterate?

The rumor was that he had dyslexia. The quote associated with it was:

George W. Bush posted:

That woman who knew I had dyslexia? I never interviewed her.

He also said, "Sometimes, when I lie awake at night, I think of 'Hop on Pop.'"

Personally I don't think he was inherently stupid or that he had an innate learning disability, but I do suspect he has literal brain-damage from decades of drug and alcohol abuse.

Now Scott Walker–that guy either has some kind of birth defect, or was dropped on a hard surface as an infant.

Deep Hurting fucked around with this message at 11:18 on Apr 25, 2015

Post 9-11 User
Apr 14, 2010

I did an essay about rape years ago, read many accounts from women and men describing how being raped was a fate worse than death. I was going to share some links to articles if I could find them...



Nope. I'm done. :biotruths: :spergin:

Get Sacked!

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♫ Too many cooks! ♬
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Creamed Cormp
Jan 8, 2011

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

WarpedNaba posted:

So wait, wasn't Dubya rumoured to be illiterate? Like 'My favorite book in university was the very hungry caterpillar' illiterate?

http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/hoaxes/presiq.asp

But, yeah, obviously, the guy who managed to become president of the goddamn loving US of A has got to be a blithering moron, because there's a conspiracy by *insert political side I don't support*, and the only reason I'm a failure with no prospect in life is because said conspiracy is always bringing good honest *insert political side I support* down.

edit : vvvvv why do I even loving bother?

Creamed Cormp fucked around with this message at 11:26 on Apr 25, 2015

Alacron
Feb 15, 2007

-->Have tearful reunion with your son
-->Eh
Fun Shoe
Who said anything about a conspiracy? The United States is not above putting complete morons in office, we elected Reagan twice after all.

Sardine Wit
Sep 3, 2004

I think we can all agree there's a difference between someone being intellectually lightweight and being so uneducated they can't read.

Also since we spend so much time in this thread mocking cartoonists for having terrible judgment and being ridiculous exaggerators we should probably try and hold ourselves to a higher standard.

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Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

WitchFetish posted:

why do I even loving bother?

That is actually a really good question, WitchFetish.

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