The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy

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Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

So let's all give menopause a round of menapplause.

# ? Apr 24, 2015 02:34

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# ? May 17, 2024 14:49

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Mister Kingdom posted:

So let's all give menopause a round of menapplause.

# ? Apr 24, 2015 02:57

Spectacle Rock: May 24, 2013

I never thought I'd see the day, a Simpson on a t-shirt.

# ? Apr 24, 2015 04:00

After The War: Apr 12, 2005; to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

"Mammogram"? You can't eat that!

# ? Apr 24, 2015 04:21

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Mister Kingdom posted:

So let's all give menopause a round of menapplause.

That's too clever! You're one of them!

# ? Apr 24, 2015 06:13

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

jscolon2.0 posted:

That's too clever! You're one of them!

No one in history has ever done anything this clever!

# ? Apr 24, 2015 09:00

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

CatchrNdRy posted:

No one in history has ever done anything this clever!

# ? Apr 24, 2015 18:39

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Root Bear posted:

It was a warning gator... The next one won't be corked.

# ? Apr 24, 2015 19:41

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Spectacle Rock posted:

I never thought I'd see the day, a Simpson on a t-shirt.

# ? Apr 24, 2015 20:24

FCKGW: May 21, 2006

Mrs. Bouvier!

Mrs. Bouvier!

Mrs. Bouvier!

# ? Apr 24, 2015 20:44

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

FCKGW posted:

Mrs. Bouvier!

Mrs. Bouvier!

Mrs. Bouvier!

That's a priceless Bouvier family heirloom!

# ? Apr 24, 2015 21:01

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

FCKGW posted:

Mrs. Bouvier!

YOU LEAVE MR. BURNS OUT OF THIS!

# ? Apr 24, 2015 21:09

Deviant: Sep 26, 2003; i've forgotten all of your names.

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

YOU LEAVE MR. BURNS OUT OF THIS!

Ay yi yi! No es bueno...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HloaA-Gm7N4

# ? Apr 24, 2015 21:33

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

Deviant posted:

Ay yi yi! No es bueno...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HloaA-Gm7N4

Es muy bueno

# ? Apr 24, 2015 21:41

Lemon: May 22, 2003

CatchrNdRy posted:

Es muy bueno

Boy, I sure could go for one hundred tacos right about now.

# ? Apr 24, 2015 21:59

A Great Big Bee!: Mar 8, 2007; Grimey Drawer

What's really amazing is this is exactly what Dad said would happen!

http://www.theguardian.com/science/neurophilosophy/2015/apr/24/the-homer-simpson-effect-forgetting-to-remember

# ? Apr 24, 2015 22:43

twerking on the railroad: Jun 23, 2007; Get on my level

Lemon posted:

Boy, I sure could go for one hundred tacos right about now.

I want your most expensive food, stuffed with your second most expensive!

# ? Apr 24, 2015 23:07

The SituAsian: Oct 29, 2006; I'm a mess in distress
But we're still the best dressed

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

What's really amazing is this is exactly what Dad said would happen!

http://www.theguardian.com/science/neurophilosophy/2015/apr/24/the-homer-simpson-effect-forgetting-to-remember

That's because you were drunk :mad:

# ? Apr 24, 2015 23:23

Smoking Crow: Feb 14, 2012; *laughs at u*

THRILLHO

# ? Apr 25, 2015 00:44

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Smoking Crow posted:

THRILLHO

Mom, Smoking Crow is swearing!

# ? Apr 25, 2015 01:18

UrbicaMortis: Feb 16, 2012; Hmm, how shall I post today?

I will now read this special simpsons quote thread that goons have prepared for this occasion.

Deviant posted:

Ay yi yi! No es bueno...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HloaA-Gm7N4

Lemon posted:

Boy, I sure could go for one hundred tacos right about now.

...and it just goes on like this.

# ? Apr 25, 2015 01:29

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

CatchrNdRy posted:

That's a priceless Bouvier family heirloom!

Oh, you probably got a whole thread full of them. :rolleyes:

# ? Apr 25, 2015 01:53

Boardroom Jimmy: Aug 20, 2006; Ahhh ballet

DrBouvenstein posted:

Oh, you probably got a whole thread full of them.

That's right. You fat cats didn't finish your plankton. Now it's mine.

# ? Apr 25, 2015 01:58

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

That's right. You fat cats didn't finish your plankton. Now it's mine.

There's enough slime for everybody!

# ? Apr 25, 2015 02:00

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

DrBouvenstein posted:

Oh, you probably got a whole thread full of them.

Yes but they're all heirlooms too.

*opens*
http://archives.somethingawful.com/

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3292290
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3065492

# ? Apr 25, 2015 03:49

Doctor_Fruitbat: Jun 2, 2013

DrBouvenstein posted:

Can I borrow a feeling?
Can you lend me a jar of love?
Hurtin' hearts need some healing...
Take my hand with your glove of love!

How about it DrBouvenstein? Will you marry me? Again? :wiggle:

# ? Apr 25, 2015 10:40

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

Doctor_Fruitbat posted:

How about it DrBouvenstein? Will you marry me? Again?

Lower those eyebrows, Doctor_Fruitbat.

And the other one.

# ? Apr 25, 2015 11:27

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

CatchrNdRy posted:

Yes but they're all heirlooms too.

*opens*
http://archives.somethingawful.com/

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3292290
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3065492

"Dear Freeze: May your new quote thread bring you years of d'oh!" :sax:

# ? Apr 25, 2015 16:22

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

IMJack posted:

"Dear Freeze: May your new quote thread bring you years of d'oh!"

That's what they all say. They all say d'oh.

# ? Apr 25, 2015 16:52

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

CatchrNdRy posted:

Yes but they're all heirlooms too.

*opens*
http://archives.somethingawful.com/

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3292290
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3065492

Are you mad, goon?

You never know when an old calendar might come in handy.

Sure, it's not 1985 now, but who knows what tomorrow will bring?

And these TV Guides: [fondly] so many memories. [opens one] "Gomer upsets Sergeant Carter"...oh, I'll never forget that episode.[imagines] :unsmith:

# ? Apr 25, 2015 17:16

Technogeek: Sep 9, 2002; by FactsAreUseless

Do over Ham posted:

Are you mad, goon?

You never know when an old calendar might come in handy.

Sure, it's not 1985 now, but who knows what tomorrow will bring?

Ooh, a Gary Larson calender!

...I don't get it.
...I don't get it.
...I don't get it.
...I don't get it.
...I...don't get it.

# ? Apr 25, 2015 17:19

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

Do over Ham posted:

Are you mad, goon?

You never know when an old calendar might come in handy.

Sure, it's not 1985 now, but who knows what tomorrow will bring?

And these TV Guides: [fondly] so many memories. [opens one] "Gomer upsets Sergeant Carter"...oh, I'll never forget that episode.[imagines]

Do over Ham you were Jerusalem's age. And Jerusalem you were� the age Do Over Ham was several years ago.

# ? Apr 25, 2015 18:15

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

I'm cold and there are wolves after me! :smith:

# ? Apr 26, 2015 04:54

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Do over Ham posted:

Are you mad, goon?

You never know when an old calendar might come in handy.

Sure, it's not 1985 now, but who knows what tomorrow will bring?

And these TV Guides: [fondly] so many memories. [opens one] "Gomer upsets Sergeant Carter"...oh, I'll never forget that episode.[imagines]

Is TV Guide a book?

# ? Apr 26, 2015 06:42

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Do over Ham posted:

Are you mad, goon?

You never know when an old calendar might come in handy.

Sure, it's not 1985 now, but who knows what tomorrow will bring?

And these TV Guides: [fondly] so many memories. [opens one] "Gomer upsets Sergeant Carter"...oh, I'll never forget that episode.[imagines]