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HenryJLittlefinger posted:I need recommendations for a motorbike that will make me stop making GBS threads so much. Get a BMW, the stick up your rear end that comes with it will stop things up pretty well.
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Apr 26, 2015 17:56
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A Harley, with all that vibration on your prostate, you'll stop going and start coming.
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Apr 26, 2015 18:53
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Retarded Pimp posted:A Harley, with all that vibration on your prostate, you'll stop going and start coming. So I was in a truckstop bathroom a while back and this old weather-beaten leathered up HD type biker comes in and goes to the urinal next to me. He was straining so hard to piss and just getting a little trickle. All "NNNNNGGGGGH*tinkle drip drip*"
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Apr 26, 2015 21:58
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HenryJLittlefinger posted:So I was in a truckstop bathroom a while back and this old weather-beaten leathered up HD type biker comes in and goes to the urinal next to me. He was straining so hard to piss and just getting a little trickle. All "NNNNNGGGGGH*tinkle drip drip*" Meth use, probably.
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Apr 26, 2015 22:10
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HenryJLittlefinger posted:So I was in a truckstop bathroom a while back and this old weather-beaten leathered up HD type biker comes in and goes to the urinal next to me. He was straining so hard to piss and just getting a little trickle. All "NNNNNGGGGGH*tinkle drip drip*" It'll come to you too one day.
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Apr 26, 2015 22:18
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goddamnedtwisto posted:It'll come to you too one day. Shut up shut up shut up can't hear you la la la la la la la gonna go drink a bunch of water.
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Apr 27, 2015 00:59
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"Fart or Shart". The motorcycle highway game where everybody wins!
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Apr 27, 2015 14:10
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Walking across the street from lunch today, and I saw a young woman on a scooter. This isn't unusual, except that she was wearing a hoodie, a bicycle helmet, and hotpants. I hope she has good insurance.
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Apr 27, 2015 23:18
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Wow, I never see scooter riders wearing gear.
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Apr 28, 2015 00:47
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nsaP posted:Wow, I never see scooter riders wearing gear. The most I've seen is gloves and jacket, and that was a pizza guy. I also once saw a girl in a t-shirt go down when she managed to drive her faggio into monumental pothole that caused the front wheel to instantly stop moving and the whole bike to comically flip forwards. I remember her standing up and her entire left side was blood.
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Apr 28, 2015 01:35
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A palate cleanser for all of us who hate distracted drivers. Bonus points for having a cop who is actually pretty cool. http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=cc2_1418624275 edit Top Comment quote:I was driving on the Autobahn the other day and saw a guy literally playing on his tablet computer at 160 km/h! I was so shocked that I nearly lost grip on my beer. I told my girlfriend to stop blowing me for a moment and watch this moron. Chichevache fucked around with this message at 03:32 on Apr 28, 2015 |
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Apr 28, 2015 03:29
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Slavvy posted:The most I've seen is gloves and jacket, and that was a pizza guy. Of all the scooters I see her, maybe 5% wear gear and it's usually just a helmet. Better than nothing I guess. I see so many girls in just short shorts and tank tops. It would be a bad in a wreck.
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Apr 28, 2015 03:39
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nsaP posted:Wow, I never see scooter riders wearing gear. I've seen hard core scooterati wear gear, the people who make scooters a lifestyle. That gear is usually jacket, helmet, gloves, and tall, non-motorcycle boots. The average rider, no.
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Apr 28, 2015 17:01
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I dunno, I wear all the gear on my Ninja but if I'm taking the scoot out then it's t-shirt and sunglasses. I figure the odds are roughly the same as riding a bicycle. Of course I really just keep it in my neighborhood so there's not a ton of threats to worry about.
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Apr 28, 2015 17:32
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I don't know if it's a full moon or what, but I had 3 near-death experiences on the way to work this morning, which is 3 more than usual. On the plus side, I had my camera going, so when I get home (IF I GET HOME) I can take a look and see what's up.
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Apr 28, 2015 17:57
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I got a live bee in my helmet while doing 80mph on the freeway. Definitely the scariest moment I've had on the bike so far.
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Apr 28, 2015 20:22
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There are some places in the world where yoga pants don't belong, and I managed to locate all of them on the ride in today.
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Apr 28, 2015 20:57
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nsaP posted:Wow, I never see scooter riders wearing gear. I used to see a dude (I assume...) bombing his scooter around Evanston IL all the time wearing a green Army parka with a Storm Trooper helmet. Most gear I've ever seen on a scooter at one time. This was way before cell phone cameras were a thing or I'd have a Tumblr just for him.
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Apr 28, 2015 21:06
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There's a scooter guy who parks in the same lot as me. Every time I see him, I have to control the urge to just punch him in his prissy, smug face. Not even a helmet. And I'm reasonably certain you have to wear one even on a scooter here. My only joy comes in knowing that he will eventually tip over on his hipster Stella and probably remove himself from the gene pool. I am a bad person.
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Apr 28, 2015 21:33
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I still have my riding flip flops and riding swim trunks from 4 days in Maui on a scooter.
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Apr 28, 2015 22:15
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Marv Hushman posted:There are some places in the world where yoga pants don't belong, and I managed to locate all of them on the ride in today. I've been writing my local senator about making the manufacture of "XXL" yoga pants a crime with mandatory minimum sentencing involving 3 months of jail time and a permanent email subscription to a BBW porn site.
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Apr 28, 2015 22:50
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Ripoff posted:I've been writing my local senator about making the manufacture of "XXL" yoga pants a crime with mandatory minimum sentencing involving 3 months of jail time and a permanent email subscription to a BBW porn site.  and since I'm not a sexist I think the same should apply for sleeveless shirts.
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Apr 28, 2015 23:05
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As long as "manufacture" doesn't mean "cutting the sleeves off of", I should be good. Right?
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Apr 28, 2015 23:09
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clutchpuck posted:As long as "manufacture" doesn't mean "cutting the sleeves off of", I should be good. Right? PM me pics and I'll decide 
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Apr 28, 2015 23:15
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clutchpuck posted:As long as "manufacture" doesn't mean "cutting the sleeves off of", I should be good. Right? Yeah uh if this is the case I've got a ton of old t-shirts that I wore the armpits out of that got converted to sleeveless because they were halfway off already.
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Apr 29, 2015 00:22
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clutchpuck posted:As long as "manufacture" doesn't mean "cutting the sleeves off of", I should be good. Right? The "Buell Uniform" has been grandfathered in for years, you're okay.
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Apr 29, 2015 04:17
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Ripoff posted:The "Buell Uniform" has been grandfathered in for years, you're okay. Do you have to reset the collar every other week?
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Apr 29, 2015 04:20
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Ripoff, you give Buell...a bad name.
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Apr 29, 2015 05:18
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MoraleHazard posted:I've seen hard core scooterati wear gear, the people who make scooters a lifestyle. That gear is usually jacket, helmet, gloves, and tall, non-motorcycle boots. The average rider, no. This about sums up what I wear. Proper riding jacket and gloves, full-face helmet, regular jeans, leather-but-not-motorcycle boots. It's about what most of my scooter cohorts wear, too. Basically nobody wears more than that. In bad weather I add proper overpants and proper riding boots. But of the general scooterist population it's open-face helmet and whatever clothes you already felt like wearing.
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Apr 29, 2015 06:20
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I'll admit that I hopped onto the scooter with nothing but a pair of shorts, flip flops and a t-shirt whilst riding down from Magnolia to the Interbay.
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Apr 29, 2015 20:21
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Slavvy posted:Do you have to reset the collar every other week? Fortunately it is now owner-serviceable!
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Apr 29, 2015 20:23
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Lynza posted:There's a scooter guy who parks in the same lot as me. Every time I see him, I have to control the urge to just punch him in his prissy, smug face. Not even a helmet. And I'm reasonably certain you have to wear one even on a scooter here. I live around Kansas City. MO has a helmet law, but KS doesn't, and I always find it amazing how just crossing the state line you immediately see a difference in the number of guys wearing a helmet. To me, my brain is my most valuable asset. I can never understand how anyone can ride around without their head in some sort of protection.
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Apr 29, 2015 22:11
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xergm posted:I live around Kansas City. MO has a helmet law, but KS doesn't, and I always find it amazing how just crossing the state line you immediately see a difference in the number of guys wearing a helmet. I live in MA, which has helmet laws, but NH doesn't. Driving northbound on the highway you can see the first rest stop is always busy with bikers stopping to take off their helmets. So it's not like "I don't even have to wear one", it's "I'm going to take this off at the first opportunity". Most of them are cruiser guys who are only wearing cereal bowls to begin with, so I don't get it at all.
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I joined a local Facebook bike group to get some laughs. Already there's post about someone getting cut off and guys talking about how they pull out their gun or knife to get people's attention.
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Apr 30, 2015 03:57
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Lynza posted:I don't know if it's a full moon or what, but I had 3 near-death experiences on the way to work this morning, which is 3 more than usual. Didn't ride to work yesterday, but I rode today and holy poo poo I think you're right, the SMIDSY brigade was out in force this morning. Hopefully the ride home is better. Phase of the moon indeed.
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Apr 30, 2015 20:40
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xergm posted:To me, my brain is my most valuable asset. I can never understand how anyone can ride around without their head in some sort of protection. Somehow I doubt this is true of people who don't wear a helmet.
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May 1, 2015 16:23
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The trick is to just drive 90 everywhere. That way it doesn't matter if you have a helmet on or not.
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revmoo posted:The trick is to just drive 90 everywhere. That way it doesn't matter if you have a helmet on or not. bro if u aint ridin triple digits u aint livin
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Remember guys, stoplights timed for 35 are also timed for 70
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