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Tekopo
Oct 24, 2008

When you see it, you'll shit yourself.


Klaus88 posted:

I committed three extravagant mistakes lately.

Firstly, I checked out a book by John 'Ringo from my local library.
Secondly, I began reading a book by John Ringo from my local library.
Thirdly, I finished a book by John Ringo from my local library.

It left me with so many questions but only two are of concern to the thread.

Comendy question: is John Ringo wrong about everything ever?

Read question: has there been a serious academic examination of the "clean" Wehrmacht myth and if so, where could I begin my reading?
I just recently read The Myth of the Eastern Front which is a good start.

Edit: wait your username is Klaus88 :stare:

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Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006

Yes, I know I'm old, get off my fucking lawn so I can yell at these clouds.

Klaus88 posted:

I committed three extravagant mistakes lately.

Firstly, I checked out a book by John 'Ringo from my local library.
Secondly, I began reading a book by John Ringo from my local library.
Thirdly, I finished a book by John Ringo from my local library.

It left me with so many questions but only two are of concern to the thread.

Comendy question: is John Ringo wrong about everything ever?

Read question: has there been a serious academic examination of the "clean" Wehrmacht myth and if so, where could I begin my reading?

I've made the mistake of reading all of his "Ghost" books, plus that awful Kratmann-coauthored love letter to the Wehrmacht. Ringo is a hack, but a mostly harmless hack. He comes dangerously close to writing really good airport grade fiction, but then goes off the rails with completely :psyduck: :stonk: :suicide: descriptions of pedophilia and child-rape.

If you really want to dive down that rabbit hole I did a "lets read" of Ghost for TFR a while back. It seemed pretty well received.

As for the clean wehrmacht: Omer Bartov is the go-to guy on that. In particular "Hitler's Army" and "The Eastern Front '41-45: German troops and the barbarization of warfare" explode any notion of a guilt-free Wehrmacht pretty spectacularly.

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

Klaus88 posted:

I committed three extravagant mistakes lately.

Firstly, I checked out a book by John 'Ringo from my local library.
Secondly, I began reading a book by John Ringo from my local library.
Thirdly, I finished a book by John Ringo from my local library.

It left me with so many questions but only two are of concern to the thread.

Comendy question: is John Ringo wrong about everything ever?

Read question: has there been a serious academic examination of the "clean" Wehrmacht myth and if so, where could I begin my reading?

Extensively in german accademia.

Do you speak german? That discussion was hot from the start of the first Wehrmachtsausstellung to about 2005.

If you speak german, I could give you a poo poo load of titles

Power Khan fucked around with this message at 17:53 on Apr 26, 2015

Gargamel Gibson
Apr 24, 2014
How respected is Sven Hassel as a historian?



Edit: Honestly I'm just fishing for disses. Those books are hilariously lovely. Lest we forget the francophile Muslim eunuch legionnaire who packed an AK-47 in Monte Cassino.

Gargamel Gibson fucked around with this message at 18:32 on Apr 26, 2015

VictualSquid
Feb 29, 2012

Gently enveloping the target with indiscriminate love.

ArchangeI posted:

I once asked John Ringo on a forum why German soldiers in his book still wore fieldgrey given that flecktarn has been used for decades. He replied that the PE uniform was kinda grey and then changed the topic.
But the modern German PE uniform is blue. Soldiers jogging through the Forrest are even nicknamed Smurfs.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Gargamel Gibson posted:

How respected is Sven Hassel as a historian?

He's one of the best sources on WW2, in the same vein that Monty Python is the authoritative source on medieval England or ancient Palestine.

Libluini
May 18, 2012

I gravitated towards the Greens, eventually even joining the party itself.

The Linke is a party I grudgingly accept exists, but I've learned enough about DDR-history I can't bring myself to trust a party that was once the SED, a party leading the corrupt state apparatus ...
Grimey Drawer

ArchangeI posted:

I once asked John Ringo on a forum why German soldiers in his book still wore fieldgrey given that flecktarn has been used for decades. He replied that the PE uniform was kinda grey and then changed the topic.

Watch on the Rhine is so deliciously crazy. It's not just clean Wehrmacht but clean Waffen-SS.

Also apparently Germany needs the SS because they are the only people properly motivated to fight against an alien species who wants to eat all humans and will invade Earth with untold billions of soldiers.

Watch on the Rhine was the first book which made me genuinely angry after I had finished it. Later I threw it into my recycling-bin to be transformed into toilet paper. A fitting punishment.

I'm still not sure if that book was a huge troll by Kratmann or if that guy really has no loving selfawareness. That ending convinced me humanity would have been better off if the angry aliens had eaten all Germans, which is some feat considering the aliens genocided at the end of the book were assholes and I'm German, too.

Koesj
Aug 3, 2003

Libluini posted:

eat all Germans

What's the effect of the Weisswurstgrenze on this? Do Bavarians taste worse, or wurst? Inquiring minds (vast, cool, unsympathetic) want to know.

ArchangeI
Jul 15, 2010

tonberrytoby posted:

But the modern German PE uniform is blue. Soldiers jogging through the Forrest are even nicknamed Smurfs.

I think Ringo may have seen a German soldier in the flesh once sometime in the early 80ies, during a night exercise in the pouring rain. Or maybe he believes the German dress uniform is actually the PE uniform, which is also worn in combat. Honestly, the latter explanation is more likely.

Xotl
May 28, 2001

Be seeing you.

LowellDND posted:

In the last post on Fascism, you (Disinterested) talked about how there is a revisionist line about Stalin and the Terror/famines. Is there any decent histiography to it, or is it Stalinist apologetics?

I can't really speak to the Terror, but as regard to the Famines, there's a thread that considers it largely hijacked by Ukrainian nationalism and completely distorted as a result. Their basic argument is that it wasn't just the Ukraine, it wasn't deliberate or targeted, it didn't kill as many as reported (though we're still talking in the millions -- this isn't denial here), and was largely the result of bureaucracy at once callous and incompetent, an overreliance on Marxist theory solving all problems (Collective Agriculture is the future; the tractor will solve all things; the peasant/kulak class enemies are secretly hoarding grain and working with the capitalists!), a desire for foreign cash to power industrialiation (which means selling off food even when you don't have enough), a desire to show the world in the midst of depression that the Soviet Union was the future of civilization, and a deathly fear of anyone actually reporting what was actually happening for fear of being executed/purged. Davies and Wheatcroft (on the Soviet agriculture side) and John Paul Himka and others (on the Ukrainian side) are probably the best people writing about this angle.

The problem is that there is in fact Stalinist apologetics for all this too, so anyone questioning the Holodomor tends to get tarred as a Soviet/Putinist puppet. Read (or better yet, don't) Douglas Tottle for a Stalinist apologia par excellence.

Xotl fucked around with this message at 19:49 on Apr 26, 2015

AbleArcher
Oct 5, 2006

Phanatic posted:

Why? Conventionally-powered CVs with steam catapults have been successful for decades.

Had been successful (yeah I know Foch and Kitty Hawk are still technically in service). None nuclear modern power plants just don't have waste (or spare if you like) heat like something designed in the 1950s. The build and running costs for CVF demanded something like IEP. The UK Manufacturing base has moved on and it's not possible to knock out a 2010 edition of Ark Royal (R09) at anything approaching a realistic cost.

India is likely to move to nuclear for INS Vishal .

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

Koesj posted:

What's the effect of the Weisswurstgrenze on this? Do Bavarians taste worse, or wurst? Inquiring minds (vast, cool, unsympathetic) want to know.

eat the bavarians first

Trin Tragula
Apr 22, 2005

For some reason I'm thinking of Augustus Gloop and I have no idea why :confused:

100 Years Ago

Back to Gallipoli, where things are mostly going better than yesterday, which admittedly isn't difficult. Hard-won progress is being made. Strong-points are being captured. The French are being withdrawn from Kum Kale, job done, and will soon be arriving as reinforcements. Almost everywhere, this improving situation prevails. Except at Y Beach, which is currently hosting a true clusterfuck for the ages, and one which proves to private soldiers everywhere that occasionally, there's a valid reason for officers to exist.

Tomn
Aug 23, 2007

And the angel said unto him
"Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself."
But lo he could not. For the angel was hitting him with his own hands

Trin Tragula posted:

100 Years Ago

quote:

When in far off ages men discuss over vintages ripened in Mars the black superstitions and bloody mindedness of the Georgian savages, still they will have to drain a glass to the memory of the soldiers and sailormen who fought here.

Well, that sure is something. :stare:

ulmont
Sep 15, 2010

IF I EVER MISS VOTING IN AN ELECTION (EVEN AMERICAN IDOL) ,OR HAVE UNPAID PARKING TICKETS, PLEASE TAKE AWAY MY FRANCHISE
Not to take anything away from Disinterested (loving your fascism effortposts), but this afternoon I saw a link from Brad DeLong's blog to Mussolini's "What is Fascism?" entry for the Italian Encyclopedia. So, from the horse's mouth, as it were (I've highlighted the bits that stuck out in my mind as the tl;dr answer to the question):

quote:

Fascism, the more it considers and observes the future and the development of humanity quite apart from political considerations of the moment, believes neither in the possibility nor the utility of perpetual peace. It thus repudiates the doctrine of Pacifism -- born of a renunciation of the struggle and an act of cowardice in the face of sacrifice. War alone brings up to its highest tension all human energy and puts the stamp of nobility upon the peoples who have courage to meet it. All other trials are substitutes, which never really put men into the position where they have to make the great decision -- the alternative of life or death....

...The Fascist accepts life and loves it, knowing nothing of and despising suicide: he rather conceives of life as duty and struggle and conquest, but above all for others -- those who are at hand and those who are far distant, contemporaries, and those who will come after...

...Fascism [is] the complete opposite of…Marxian Socialism, the materialist conception of history of human civilization can be explained simply through the conflict of interests among the various social groups and by the change and development in the means and instruments of production.... Fascism, now and always, believes in holiness and in heroism; that is to say, in actions influenced by no economic motive, direct or indirect. And if the economic conception of history be denied, according to which theory men are no more than puppets, carried to and fro by the waves of chance, while the real directing forces are quite out of their control, it follows that the existence of an unchangeable and unchanging class-war is also denied - the natural progeny of the economic conception of history. And above all Fascism denies that class-war can be the preponderant force in the transformation of society....

After Socialism, Fascism combats the whole complex system of democratic ideology, and repudiates it, whether in its theoretical premises or in its practical application. Fascism denies that the majority, by the simple fact that it is a majority, can direct human society; it denies that numbers alone can govern by means of a periodical consultation, and it affirms the immutable, beneficial, and fruitful inequality of mankind, which can never be permanently leveled through the mere operation of a mechanical process such as universal suffrage....

...Fascism denies, in democracy, the absur[d] conventional untruth of political equality dressed out in the garb of collective irresponsibility, and the myth of "happiness" and indefinite progress....

...iven that the nineteenth century was the century of Socialism, of Liberalism, and of Democracy, it does not necessarily follow that the twentieth century must also be a century of Socialism, Liberalism and Democracy: political doctrines pass, but humanity remains, and it may rather be expected that this will be a century of authority...a century of Fascism. For if the nineteenth century was a century of individualism it may be expected that this will be the century of collectivism and hence the century of the State....

The foundation of Fascism is the conception of the State, its character, its duty, and its aim. Fascism conceives of the State as an absolute, in comparison with which all individuals or groups are relative, only to be conceived of in their relation to the State. The conception of the Liberal State is not that of a directing force, guiding the play and development, both material and spiritual, of a collective body, but merely a force limited to the function of recording results: on the other hand, the Fascist State is itself conscious and has itself a will and a personality -- thus it may be called the "ethic" State....

...The Fascist State organizes the nation, but leaves a sufficient margin of liberty to the individual; the latter is deprived of all useless and possibly harmful freedom, but retains what is essential; the deciding power in this question cannot be the individual, but the State alone....

...For Fascism, the growth of empire, that is to say the expansion of the nation, is an essential manifestation of vitality, and its opposite a sign of decadence. Peoples which are rising, or rising again after a period of decadence, are always imperialist; and renunciation is a sign of decay and of death. Fascism is the doctrine best adapted to represent the tendencies and the aspirations of a people, like the people of Italy, who are rising again after many centuries of abasement and foreign servitude. But empire demands discipline, the coordination of all forces and a deeply felt sense of duty and sacrifice: this fact explains many aspects of the practical working of the regime, the character of many forces in the State, and the necessarily severe measures which must be taken against those who would oppose this spontaneous and inevitable movement of Italy in the twentieth century, and would oppose it by recalling the outworn ideology of the nineteenth century - repudiated wheresoever there has been the courage to undertake great experiments of social and political transformation; for never before has the nation stood more in need of authority, of direction and order. If every age has its own characteristic doctrine, there are a thousand signs which point to Fascism as the characteristic doctrine of our time. For if a doctrine must be a living thing, this is proved by the fact that Fascism has created a living faith; and that this faith is very powerful in the minds of men is demonstrated by those who have suffered and died for it.
http://legacy.fordham.edu/halsall/mod/mussolini-fascism.asp

Gervasius
Nov 2, 2010



Grimey Drawer

Libluini posted:

Watch on the Rhine was the first book which made me genuinely angry after I had finished it. Later I threw it into my recycling-bin to be transformed into toilet paper. A fitting punishment.

I'm still not sure if that book was a huge troll by Kratmann or if that guy really has no loving selfawareness. That ending convinced me humanity would have been better off if the angry aliens had eaten all Germans, which is some feat considering the aliens genocided at the end of the book were assholes and I'm German, too.

Kratmann actually showed up one of the forums I used to frequent to proclaim that airdropping two Fallschirm divisions in southern England would be enough to occupy UK. Also, his response to Royal Navy sinking german river barges in English Channel in the event of Operation Sea Mammal? Germans troops would just swim ashore and continue to fight.

I don't think he has any self awareness whatsoever.

Disinterested
Jun 29, 2011

You look like you're still raking it in. Still killing 'em?

This ties in to what I said about the aestheticisation of poltics in fascism, the Walter Benjamin point. Fascists have to be able to cast themselves as part of a heroic struggle, that appears to be vital. It's a kind of corrupted Nietzschean superman impulse.

Klaus88
Jan 23, 2011

Violence has its own economy, therefore be thoughtful and precise in your investment

Tekopo posted:

I just recently read The Myth of the Eastern Front which is a good start.

Edit: wait your username is Klaus88 :stare:

I was never a member of Ze Nazi party! :Will Ferrell: I've had this username since I before I was aware of the unpleasant associations that might come with the number 88 and a random German name and I guess I should put up the :10bux: to change it someday.

Cyrano4747 posted:

I've made the mistake of reading all of his "Ghost" books, plus that awful Kratmann-coauthored love letter to the Wehrmacht. Ringo is a hack, but a mostly harmless hack. He comes dangerously close to writing really good airport grade fiction, but then goes off the rails with completely :psyduck: :stonk: :suicide: descriptions of pedophilia and child-rape.

If you really want to dive down that rabbit hole I did a "lets read" of Ghost for TFR a while back. It seemed pretty well received.

As for the clean wehrmacht: Omer Bartov is the go-to guy on that. In particular "Hitler's Army" and "The Eastern Front '41-45: German troops and the barbarization of warfare" explode any notion of a guilt-free Wehrmacht pretty spectacularly.

I'd love to see you tear down Ringo's work but I can't find the thread. Can you throw me a link?

JaucheCharly posted:

Extensively in german accademia.

Do you speak german? That discussion was hot from the start of the first Wehrmachtsausstellung to about 2005.

If you speak german, I could give you a poo poo load of titles

No, I don't speak German, is there anything else for a dumb American looking to expand his horizons a bit?

Gervasius posted:

Kratmann actually showed up one of the forums I used to frequent to proclaim that airdropping two Fallschirm divisions in southern England would be enough to occupy UK. Also, his response to Royal Navy sinking german river barges in English Channel in the event of Operation Sea Mammal? Germans troops would just swim ashore and continue to fight.

I don't think he has any self awareness whatsoever.

:stare: :catstare: :staredog: :dogbutton:

Do you think that people of this stripe even bother to read a popular history of WWII, let along a more serious minded work on the subject?

Gervasius
Nov 2, 2010



Grimey Drawer

Klaus88 posted:

:stare: :catstare: :staredog: :dogbutton:

Do you think that people of this stripe even bother to read a popular history of WWII, let along a more serious minded work on the subject?

He was a Lieutenant Colonel in US Army, so my guess is "yes".

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

Gervasius posted:

He was a Lieutenant Colonel in US Army, so my guess is "yes".

Waitwaitwait

Someone let this guy command troops?

Perestroika
Apr 8, 2010

Klaus88 posted:

I'd love to see you tear down Ringo's work but I can't find the thread. Can you throw me a link?

I think by now it requires archives, here's the link: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3385144. It takes a very special kind of author to take the idea of "the protagonist should have flaws to make them believable and relatable" and decide that the best way to do that is by making him an unrepentant serial rapist.

Fangz
Jul 5, 2007

Oh I see! This must be the Bad Opinion Zone!

The Lone Badger posted:

Waitwaitwait

Someone let this guy command troops?

Let's hope he never had to do any amphibious attacks.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

The Lone Badger posted:

Waitwaitwait

Someone let this guy command troops?

Haha you didn't think "waist deep in the big muddy" was an allegory did you?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXnJVkEX8O4

xthetenth
Dec 30, 2012

Mario wasn't sure if this Jeb guy was a good influence on Yoshi.

Perestroika posted:

I think by now it requires archives, here's the link: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3385144. It takes a very special kind of author to take the idea of "the protagonist should have flaws to make them believable and relatable" and decide that the best way to do that is by making him an unrepentant serial rapist.

I didn't think that that part was Ringo trying to give the protagonist flaws because that would require him seeing that as a flaw.

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010
Ultra Carp

Perestroika posted:

I think by now it requires archives, here's the link: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3385144. It takes a very special kind of author to take the idea of "the protagonist should have flaws to make them believable and relatable" and decide that the best way to do that is by making him an unrepentant serial rapist.

Hahaha holy poo poo, this is amazing(ly terrible).

Edit: The book, obviously, not the thread.

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Perestroika posted:

I think by now it requires archives, here's the link: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3385144. It takes a very special kind of author to take the idea of "the protagonist should have flaws to make them believable and relatable" and decide that the best way to do that is by making him an unrepentant serial rapist.

Is this the guy who wrote about nude women reloading his rifle while he was fighting off terrorists or somesuch craziness? Cuz that was almost singularly funny.

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010
Ultra Carp
Reading through the thread I'm once again disappointed that Waffleimages went down, since I really want to see what the result of that word cloud was.

Monocled Falcon
Oct 30, 2011

Libluini posted:

Watch on the Rhine was the first book which made me genuinely angry after I had finished it. Later I threw it into my recycling-bin to be transformed into toilet paper. A fitting punishment.

I'm still not sure if that book was a huge troll by Kratmann or if that guy really has no loving selfawareness. That ending convinced me humanity would have been better off if the angry aliens had eaten all Germans, which is some feat considering the aliens genocided at the end of the book were assholes and I'm German, too.

The latter, I can assure you. Watch on the Rhine is hilarious when you find out that the guy's main book series is pretty much a charismatic leader taking over a country, training a paramilitary force into an unbeatable army and then taking over the world. And that that charismatic leader is Kratmann in everything but success and name.

For a laugh, check out any 1 star review for his books on amazon and you'll probably find him arguing with the reviewer in comments.

Thomamelas
Mar 11, 2009

Cyrano4747 posted:

I've made the mistake of reading all of his "Ghost" books, plus that awful Kratmann-coauthored love letter to the Wehrmacht. Ringo is a hack, but a mostly harmless hack. He comes dangerously close to writing really good airport grade fiction, but then goes off the rails with completely :psyduck: :stonk: :suicide: descriptions of pedophilia and child-rape.

If you really want to dive down that rabbit hole I did a "lets read" of Ghost for TFR a while back. It seemed pretty well received.

As for the clean wehrmacht: Omer Bartov is the go-to guy on that. In particular "Hitler's Army" and "The Eastern Front '41-45: German troops and the barbarization of warfare" explode any notion of a guilt-free Wehrmacht pretty spectacularly.

Ringo wrote a book called The Last Centurion. He figured it was terrible and shouldn't be published but apparently Jim Baen kept arguing with him. I don't recall it having rape but it's worse then the Ghost series. It's basically 90% politics and his lovely political opinions with no filter.

xthetenth
Dec 30, 2012

Mario wasn't sure if this Jeb guy was a good influence on Yoshi.

Frostwerks posted:

Is this the guy who wrote about nude women reloading his rifle while he was fighting off terrorists or somesuch craziness? Cuz that was almost singularly funny.

I'm really worried by how convinced I am that he's writing what he knows with his main character's mental state.

Zereth
Jul 9, 2003



Thomamelas posted:

Ringo wrote a book called The Last Centurion. He figured it was terrible and shouldn't be published but apparently Jim Baen kept arguing with him. I don't recall it having rape but it's worse then the Ghost series. It's basically 90% politics and his lovely political opinions with no filter.
Wait I thought that was the story of how Ghost got published are you saying it happened again with something even worse?

Trin Tragula
Apr 22, 2005

100 Years Ago

Smith-Dorrien's letter recommending withdrawal from most of the Ypres salient reaches Sir John French. The reaction is, ahem, not exactly positive. By the end of the day, plans are indeed in motion for a withdrawal to the GHQ line, but that's far from all. Elsewhere, the ANZACs beat off a heavy counter-attack, Grigoris Balakian is imprisoned at Cankiri, and the French Council of Ministers once again discusses General Joffre's conduct of the war at length. Oh, and there's a top-drawer advert for Zam-Buk.

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

Klaus88 posted:

No, I don't speak German, is there anything else for a dumb American looking to expand his horizons a bit?

The Nazi thread.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3541449

Comstar
Apr 20, 2007

Are you happy now?
I missed a lot of the thread due to a sudden attack of marriage.

Here we are 100 years later, and Gallipoli was a complete failure of leadership, and even if they DO force the Dardendalles, it dosn't change a damm thing because they don't have enough troops to conquer Turkey and secure both sides of the straights. Is that right or wrong?

Tekopo
Oct 24, 2008

When you see it, you'll shit yourself.


The original idea IIRC, which ties in with why they attempted to force the straits as well, was that they would just need to get ships into the Sea of Marmara (which could potentially be done if they manage to capture one side of the strait), they just need to shell Istanbul and then the Turks would just collapse and sue for peace. If this was actually feasible or possible is unclear to me.

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Comstar posted:

I missed a lot of the thread due to a sudden attack of marriage.

Here we are 100 years later, and Gallipoli was a complete failure of leadership, and even if they DO force the Dardendalles, it dosn't change a damm thing because they don't have enough troops to conquer Turkey and secure both sides of the straights. Is that right or wrong?

The aim of the Dardanelles campaign wasn't to take both sides of the strait or conquer Turkey - the idea was to force the straits for naval traffic which would both let Allied navies threaten/bombard Constantinople and let supplies reach Russia. It was also going to be the 'soft underbelly' option compared to the slog in the West. The point of the army landings was to take the mobile field artillery which was bombarding the minesweepers trying to sweep the channel, as the navy had proved incapable of forcing the straits due to the triple threat of the heavy fort guns, the mobile guns, and the mines.

Politically the Dardanelles campaign was a sideshow to get at the 'soft underbelly' of Turkey, since they were viewed as an easy target, even though many people (like Jackie Fisher) saw that this was not going to be nearly as easy as people thought. As soon as the battleships start sinking and the landings falter with heavy casualties, people lose heart in the supposed 'quick victory' and the plug gets pulled on the whole thing.

Tekopo posted:

The original idea IIRC, which ties in with why they attempted to force the straits as well, was that they would just need to get ships into the Sea of Marmara (which could potentially be done if they manage to capture one side of the strait), they just need to shell Istanbul and then the Turks would just collapse and sue for peace. If this was actually feasible or possible is unclear to me.

The entire Dardanelles campaign was made a reality because charismatic people like Winston Churchill said the Royal Navy could do the job with no meaningful losses and the Turks would roll over. It would have been physically possible to take the straits with enough resources and planning, but politically there was no way that campaign would have been undertaken if people knew in advance how hard it was going to be. In particular it never would have gotten off the ground if it was known that an army landing was necessary (it was sold as a naval only gambit, the landings came later) - GHQ would have blocked the diversion of any more troops to Gallipoli past the amount that was sent in the first place.

MikeCrotch fucked around with this message at 12:19 on Apr 27, 2015

Sulphagnist
Oct 10, 2006

WARNING! INTRUDERS DETECTED

Speaking of Churchill and soft underbellies, in WW2 before the decision was made to land US troops in Africa before anywhere else, didn't Churchill lobby for a landing in Italy not just for the underbelly obsession, but because he advocated marching straight to Berlin from Italy since it's a relatively short distance (never mind the huge mountain range in between)?

Edit: Cursory wikipediaing implies Torch was actually the British preference and it was the Americans who wanted to go straight to Europe. By the way, sorry for managing to bring up WW2 in the middle of WW1 discussion.

Sulphagnist fucked around with this message at 12:54 on Apr 27, 2015

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT LUMBER

Churchill was pretty bad at the whole "war" thing, yeah. His assets lay elsewhere (mainly in oratory tbh, but there are worse qualities in a leader of a democracy during total war)

Disinterested
Jun 29, 2011

You look like you're still raking it in. Still killing 'em?

V. Illych L. posted:

Churchill was pretty bad at the whole "war" thing, yeah. His assets lay elsewhere (mainly in oratory tbh, but there are worse qualities in a leader of a democracy during total war)

Although the fact he was sort of fond of war in many ways was beneficial at the time.

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Libluini
May 18, 2012

I gravitated towards the Greens, eventually even joining the party itself.

The Linke is a party I grudgingly accept exists, but I've learned enough about DDR-history I can't bring myself to trust a party that was once the SED, a party leading the corrupt state apparatus ...
Grimey Drawer

Disinterested posted:

Although the fact he was sort of fond of war in many ways was beneficial at the time.

And the reason he was kicked out of office the moment the war was over.

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