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flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

berenzen posted:

A friend of mine adopted the surname Stormlord with his wife when they got married. Then they named their kid Thor. I don't know how I should feel about this.

I know someone who married a guy named Warr-Hunter. Who wouldn't?

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Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?
Danyal. (I assume it's pronounced Daniel.)

flakeloaf posted:

I know someone who married a guy named Warr-Hunter. Who wouldn't?

I recently discovered that my friend's surname translates to Wolf Lord.

That Robox
Mar 15, 2010

Istari posted:

Danyal. (I assume it's pronounced Daniel.)


I had a Danial in some classes in high school. Was a girl. Pronounced "Danielle".

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

flakeloaf posted:

I know someone who married a guy named Warr-Hunter. Who wouldn't?

That is Skyrim as gently caress.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

PoptartsNinja posted:

Kynzlie

Poor kid's going to be spelling that for people every day for the rest of her life. So of course the mother was surprised and offended that I didn't instantly grok how to spell it when she said it over the phone.

I don't see what name this is supposed to be originally.

Khazar-khum
Oct 22, 2008

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
2nd Battalion

Kurtofan posted:

I don't see what name this is supposed to be originally.

Probably 'Kensley' or 'Kinsley', equally stupid names.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

:eyepop:

Chillbro Baggins
Oct 8, 2004
Bad Angus! Bad!
I'm of an age where my younger cousins and nieces and nephews are having kids. My cousin of the same age as me has a boy named Colton and a daughter named Alaina, perfectly reasonable, since my cousin's name is Alan and "Alaina" is basically "Alan Jr. but a girl."

Alan's little sister named her kid Jonah (after I vetoed Jackson/Jax, because it's a stupid trendy thing, I don't care how hot Charlie Hunnam is), and my younger niece named hers Landon. A bit old-fashioned, but decent enough.

My older nephew, though, just fathered a child named Brynlie. That's right up there with Madysyn, innit? In that it ain't a fuckin' name?

Firstborn
Oct 14, 2012

i'm the heckin best
yeah
yeah
yeah
frig all the rest
Girl at work is named Neosha. In casual conversation she mentions to me that she was almost named Meosha. I tell her that name is silly, and Neosha is way better (trying to make her feel better). She tells me that her cousin is named Meosha and gets a look on her face like I'm a jerk.

PoptartsNinja
May 9, 2008

He is still almost definitely not a spy


Soiled Meat
Bumped into two this morning. First one's not too bad apart from falling into the "everyone this kid ever speaks with will need her to spell it for them at least once" category.
Tinlee

Second one has the same problem as the first with the addition of an "Uncreativity Y"
Cambriya

Pat Mustard
Mar 9, 2013

PoptartsNinja posted:

Kynzlie

Poor kid's going to be spelling that for people every day for the rest of her life. So of course the mother was surprised and offended that I didn't instantly grok how to spell it when she said it over the phone.

Grok?

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)
"Understand" or "get" IIRC

It's a sci fi pop culture reference that has made it into common parlance for some

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Delivery McGee posted:

I'm of an age where my younger cousins and nieces and nephews are having kids. My cousin of the same age as me has a boy named Colton and a daughter named Alaina, perfectly reasonable, since my cousin's name is Alan and "Alaina" is basically "Alan Jr. but a girl."

Alan's little sister named her kid Jonah (after I vetoed Jackson/Jax, because it's a stupid trendy thing, I don't care how hot Charlie Hunnam is), and my younger niece named hers Landon. A bit old-fashioned, but decent enough.

My older nephew, though, just fathered a child named Brynlie. That's right up there with Madysyn, innit? In that it ain't a fuckin' name?

Madysyn is just Madison spelled "uniquely", at least.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

sweeperbravo posted:

"Understand" or "get" IIRC

It's a sci fi pop culture reference that has made it into common parlance for some

Specifically it implies complete understanding, ie not just the exact letters but also the spelling's significance.

For the record it's from Heinlein's Stranger in a Strange Land.

Reibis
Oct 10, 2008

so jealous... :gibs:
I went to high school with a girl named Rylly (Riley)

canis minor
May 4, 2011

Reibis posted:

I went to high school with a girl named Rylly (Riley)

R'lyeh :zoid:

One Swell Foop
Aug 5, 2010

I'm afraid we have no time for codes and manners.
Bummoo. It's obviously a foreign name, but it takes guts to stick with it.

One Swell Foop has a new favorite as of 03:59 on Apr 25, 2015

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?
I'm not a fan of the surnames-as-first-names thing at the best of times, but I've just encountered a kid called Breece.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you
I met a kid named Revan. His parents are big nerds and I'm 98% sure they named him after the Darth Revan character in Knights of the Old Republic. That's ticking two boxes: Star Wars and video games.

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications


Latest and greatest name from my hippie town: Nettle. For a boy.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
Today on Facebook I learned that a friend of a friend named their new kid Ziggy.

Apparently his older sister Myia is really excited about it.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

canyoneer posted:

I met a kid named Revan. His parents are big nerds and I'm 98% sure they named him after the Darth Revan character in Knights of the Old Republic. That's ticking two boxes: Star Wars and video games.

I worry about every Kaiden/Kaidan I hear under about 8 years old, because there always the chance they got it from Mass Effect.

A child whose parents liked that sweaty creep can only lead to bad things.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011




drat, that's a great porn star name.

Male Tiers
Dec 27, 2012

Why don't you just lay down your weapons now?
Londyn. Somehow comes off as both pretentious and trashy.

Draconi Ann
Oct 4, 2006

I am an Angel of the Lord.
Dezirai (pronounced Desiree)
Donivin
Donavin
De'Angel-o

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

The new Chef Boyardee cereal

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

Draconi Ann posted:

Dezirai (pronounced Desiree)
Donivin
Donavin
De'Angel-o

God drat, this is like rejects from the last generation of Pokemon.

TheKennedys
Sep 23, 2006

By my hand, I will take you from this godforsaken internet

canyoneer posted:

I met a kid named Revan. His parents are big nerds and I'm 98% sure they named him after the Darth Revan character in Knights of the Old Republic. That's ticking two boxes: Star Wars and video games.

If it makes you feel any better (worse) I know a 3-year-old Revan who is absolutely named after the KOTOR character and his parents have zero shame about it. Then again, I worked with 600 WoW nerds for seven years, Revan is far from the bottom of the barrel of dorky children's names I saw at work.

Male Tiers
Dec 27, 2012

Why don't you just lay down your weapons now?
I just saw a Cadee on Facebook. Ugh, give me a break.

SquirrelFace
Dec 17, 2009

Delivery McGee posted:

I'm of an age where my younger cousins and nieces and nephews are having kids. My cousin of the same age as me has a boy named Colton and a daughter named Alaina, perfectly reasonable, since my cousin's name is Alan and "Alaina" is basically "Alan Jr. but a girl."

Alan's little sister named her kid Jonah (after I vetoed Jackson/Jax, because it's a stupid trendy thing, I don't care how hot Charlie Hunnam is), and my younger niece named hers Landon. A bit old-fashioned, but decent enough.

My older nephew, though, just fathered a child named Brynlie. That's right up there with Madysyn, innit? In that it ain't a fuckin' name?

My cousin just had a Brynlee

I work with a woman who's last name is Swetlik pronounced in the worst way possible.....

Doctor Bishop
Oct 22, 2013

To understand what happened at the diner, we use Mr. Papaya. This is upsetting because he is the friendliest of fruits.
I kinda have to wonder what it's gonna be like for these Revan kids growing up, because they're inevitably going to hear about Star Wars and how the character that they're named after isn't even considered canon anymore. Well, at least they should have the opportunity to play the KotOR games when they're old enough and get a glimpse of the zany fictional universe that spawned their name thanks to services like Steam and Good Old Games keeping those games available and updated enough to be playable on modern computers. Whether the mods needed to make KotOR 2 actually playable will still be getting updates to be compatible with computers by then, well, only time will tell.

uranium grass
Jan 15, 2005

Kentavious and Quintavious. I just imagine the cops being really confused while trying to take a statement, since one of them is the person who was renting the apartment when the attack happened and the other was one of the assailants.
http://www.wsbtv.com/news/news/local/teen-recovering-after-being-scalded-hot-rice/nk2yL/

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

TheKennedys posted:

Then again, I worked with 600 WoW nerds for seven years, Revan is far from the bottom of the barrel of dorky children's names I saw at work.

Where did you work?

PoptartsNinja
May 9, 2008

He is still almost definitely not a spy


Soiled Meat
Malachai. Ok, pretty rare name and it's old enough that it might wrap back around onto the top of the cool spectrum. Not a big deal, nothing out of the ordinar--

Malikye :smithicide:

cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.
Last night I was watching a documentary about a boy with dwarfism. The boy's name was Quayden, he had twin sisters named Lola and Lala and his mum's name was Yareeka.

:eng99:

IrvingWashington
Dec 9, 2007

Shabbat Shalom
Clapping Larry
More a terrible/great interpretation of a name (as well as a silly name change) but - in my past life as a tailor I had a colleague who had changed her name from Sue to Sioux. Our owner was Japanese and he insisted on calling her "Sea Ox." He also thought the song "Roxanne" was about sand made from rocks, so it was kind of bound to happen.

AlistairCookie
Apr 1, 2010

I am a Dinosaur
Reznor. Toddler boy in my Dr.'s waiting room this morning.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

PoptartsNinja posted:

Malachai. Ok, pretty rare name and it's old enough that it might wrap back around onto the top of the cool spectrum. Not a big deal, nothing out of the ordinar--

Malikye :smithicide:

I've actually known a few people called Malachai (all under 25) over the past few years. I did meet a Malecai recently, though.

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sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

Istari posted:

I've actually known a few people called Malachai (all under 25) over the past few years. I did meet a Malecai recently, though.

I met a 9 year old with the name, but pronounced with the emphasis on the second syllable. The spelling was I think slightly different but not enough to suggest that the pronunciation would be that.

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