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Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006

gnarlyhotep posted:

I think I just heard all of GWS facepalm at the same time

we never asked to be moved here you fascist

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buttchugging adderall
May 7, 2007

COME GET SOME

Libelous Slander posted:

another good midwestern treat:

Brioche bun
Cucumber slices (pickles WILL NOT work)
custard
70/30 ground chuck

please don't troll

Cucumbers are terrible and quite honestly the worst thing to put in your body.

Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006

Stumpalitious posted:

Cucumbers are terrible and quite honestly the worst thing to put in your body.

what the christ

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Dyna Soar posted:

we never asked to be moved here you fascist

I know, the OP did, take it up with him

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

RideTheSpiral posted:

sorry i make soup by using vegetables and cookery

Uh, then make a reduction and put that on the burger?


This is like cooking 101 in here :eng101:

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!

gnarlyhotep posted:

I think I just heard all of GWS facepalm at the same time

i liked this thread in GBS better because you could be counted on to be our burger marshall.

now youre more like a burger mall security guard

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

Stumpalitious posted:

Cucumbers are terrible and quite honestly the worst thing to put in your body.


cucumber dad found

Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006
we used to talk about serious burging, now it's all soup reduction and cooking 101

this thread is ruined

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Dyna Soar posted:

we used to talk about serious burging, now it's all soup reduction and cooking 101

this thread is ruined

quit whining and learn from these nice cooking people

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Dyna Soar posted:

we used to talk about serious burging, now it's all soup reduction and cooking 101

this thread is ruined

I posted the best burgers on the first two pages and I stand by them.

But I also support the human urge to create

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...

proof of concept posted:

Uh, then make a reduction and put that on the burger?


This is like cooking 101 in here :eng101:

lol yeah im a millionaire with hours of free time every day to reduce all manner of sauces to top my steaks and lobsters. some people actually have to work full time and need to purchase convenience groceries for this reason.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
custard wtf is wrong with you you freak?

real talk tho: 50/50 beef/lamb makes an excellent lamburger and you will thank me after you eat this

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

proof of concept posted:

Uh, then make a reduction and put that on the burger?


This is like cooking 101 in here :eng101:


let me just make a fine consommé then boil it for 6 hours into a disgusting paste and put it on my banana and walnut toffee burger

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Libelous Slander posted:

lol yeah im a millionaire with hours of free time every day to reduce all manner of sauces to top my steaks and lobsters. some people actually have to work full time and need to purchase convenience groceries for this reason.

hey woah I use Campbell just like you, I was talking to Mr(s?). Hoity Toity Soup Elitist over there sheesh!

e. ^^ That person, the one who can't make up his (her?) mind about fresh soup

Lucy Heartfilia
May 31, 2012


mushrooms in gravy are a good burger topping. but please make them from scratch. it's not much work, but much tastier and also healthier.

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

Libelous Slander posted:

lol yeah im a millionaire with hours of free time every day to reduce all manner of sauces to top my steaks and lobsters. some people actually have to work full time and need to purchase convenience groceries for this reason.


top your steak with the lobster

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

proof of concept posted:

hey woah I use Campbell just like you, I was talking to Mr(s?). Hoity Toity Soup Elitist over there sheesh!


lets just clarify that im no soup elitist i just dont live in america and dont know about these processed foods

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
Lots of butthurt people in this thread now. :rolleyes:

Go purchase or make a cheese/hamburger, eat it, and post about it. Perhaps post about the construction and composition of the burger and related points of interest.

How much more simple could this possibly be.

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...
im gonna make a reduction!
*puts mushrooms in skillet*
*reduces apartment to ashes and rubble*

Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006
why don't we discuss this over a nice soup reduction

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!

Lucy Heartfilia posted:

mushrooms in gravy are a good burger topping. but please make them from scratch. it's not much work, but much tastier and also healthier.

i've found that campbells or storebrand are cheaper and just as effective. if you add a little ketchup to it it actually has an incredible texture too.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Lucy Heartfilia posted:

mushrooms in gravy are a good burger topping. but please make them from scratch. it's not much work, but much tastier and also healthier.

but regular gravy is too watery it would make the bun all soggy and gross

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

RideTheSpiral posted:

lets just clarify that im no soup elitist i just dont live in america and dont know about these processed foods

Buddy if you live somewhere that doesn't have canned soup then you probably also don't have ground beef or mushrooms or paved roads or clean water in which case I don't know what to tell you and am curious why you are in this thread?

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice
imagine putting soup in a burger. what a world

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
*dumps soup on a burger*

DID I DO THIS RIGHT

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...

Fetus Tree posted:

i've found that campbells or storebrand are cheaper and just as effective. if you add a little ketchup to it it actually has an incredible texture too.

don't forget you get that essential lycopene

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

proof of concept posted:

Buddy if you live somewhere that doesn't have canned soup then you probably also don't have ground beef or mushrooms or paved roads or clean water in which case I don't know what to tell you and am curious why you are in this thread?


dont country shame

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
have you ever been somewhere that served "fork and knife burgers" like im all for new things but at that point what is the point of having a burger?

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Chinatown posted:

*dumps soup on a burger*

DID I DO THIS RIGHT

No, you are supposed to spread it on.

This is not a joke reply.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

proof of concept posted:

No, you are supposed to spread it on.

This is not a joke reply.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XfLjK3o6GE

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

RideTheSpiral posted:

dont country shame

You're right I'm sorry I just like burgers is all :respek:

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...

RideTheSpiral posted:

imagine putting soup in a burger. what a world

i don't have to. Max and Erma's made it a reality

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Libelous Slander posted:

don't forget you get that essential lycopene

I think talking about werewolf dicks is going a bit far

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

proof of concept posted:

No, you are supposed to spread it on.

This is not a joke reply.


spreading soup? the trolling in the thread is out of control. mods?

Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006

Chinatown posted:

*dumps soup on a burger*

DID I DO THIS RIGHT

all of GWS will get tendinitis if we keep this up

Amos Moses
Oct 13, 2012

by Ralp
w/ my burgs I mix 1:1 meat to a mix of shredded jalapenos, anaheim peppers, dill pickles and onion.

No eggs or dumb bread crumbs.

Try it .

fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot
I personally love Checkers burgers. They're great for tight budgets.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
i guess with soup it would be more of a fork and SPOON burger to be honest haha!!

ral talk: how do you dudes feel about pickles? I say BRING EM ON

EDIT: Amos Moses that sounds delicious if I ever find myself up in your neck of the woods please make one for me

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

I'd be down with cream of mushroom, carmalized onion, Swiss on a toasted sourdough bun.

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proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

That channel is satire, mushroom soup reduction on burgers is not. Perhaps you should read up on the concept: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satire

I know wikipedia isn't suitable as a citation for academic works but I think for your purposes it will provide a good jumping-off point for further exploration, and buddy you need the help.

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