Does the DwarfNet work like a gill net or is it more of a seine net?
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How much raw putrid text is in DwarfNet? How many vile words have the sludge overlords excreted onto the toilet paper that is this videogame?
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Shakenbaker posted:Does the DwarfNet work like a gill net or is it more of a seine net? Seine. CJ posted:What's DwarfNet? A huge timesink inside Barkley 2 that acts as a mirror to your soul. quote:How much raw putrid text is in DwarfNet? How many vile words have the sludge overlords excreted onto the toilet paper that is this videogame? Too much. Religion debates, check. Videogame lore debates, check. Scams, check. Poems, check. Rants and raves, check. I myself have a .txt file sitting on my computer where I add in any and all vile and stupid comments on youtube that I have come across. Will expand my horizons to include Reddit and Twitter in the near future. Only gamer.txt level garbage is acceptable. Gortarius fucked around with this message at 19:56 on Apr 26, 2015 |
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will dwarfNET have a missed connections section?
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Is this paid-mods system introduced by Gabe Newell an ARG designed to introduce we, the vidconspielerien population, to the horror that is Cu Chullain's domination of Necron 7?
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100 HOGS AGREE posted:will dwarfNET have a missed connections section? You were wearing red nikes and a white headband. I was wearing my Jordans and tearaway pants. I broke your ankles, you broke my heart. Id like to see you again, sometime
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100 HOGS AGREE posted:will dwarfNET have a missed connections section? There is a dating section right now if that counts.
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Gortarius posted:There is a dating section right now if that counts. That's one of my questions answered... Are there any quests that you get by reading dwarfnet? Any banner ads? Is it possible to be banned from dwarfnet?
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Chas McGill posted:That's one of my questions answered... In theory you could get banned from Dwarfnet, the feature for that exists. There are many others who did not adhere to the rules and regulations of Dwarnet and are now banned for good. Knowing the ToGsters they will most likely add in some events that will lead into X114JAM9 getting banned if he participates in them. Some quests utilize Dwarfnet. You might also find out some secrets through browsing DwarfNET. The feature to add in banner ads all over Dwarfnet exists, the actual ads don't... yet.
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Do any Dwarfnet posters correspond with actual NPCs? Is it possible to track down someone who disses you on Dwarfnet and kick their rear end?
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According to the Kickstarter it costs $420 to be a poster in the Dwarfnet, but how much would it cost if instead I just sent that money directly to you under the table Gortarious?
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If you post bad enough, you'd probably get to be a DwarfNET poster for free!
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Simsmagic posted:If you post bad enough, you'd probably get to be a DwarfNET poster for free! I've trained my entire life for this...
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All dwarfnet posts will be posts about posting.
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Schwarzwald posted:Do any Dwarfnet posters correspond with actual NPCs? Right now I think there is only a very few NPCs with Dwarfnet access. I would like all of the dwarfnet users to have a corresponding NPC and it just so happens that there is a shortage of filler NPCs to fill in areas other than Tir na Nog. Time to get my hands dirty. Tnn is nothing but filler NPCs. Clown evangelists and moping homeless people. Cybershell posted:According to the Kickstarter it costs $420 to be a poster in the Dwarfnet, but how much would it cost if instead I just sent that money directly to you under the table Gortarious? However much 420 USD is in Bitcoins. Send them through the Tor network, I gotta keep a low profile ever since that dorito heist. Heh, you gullible saps believe anything... I'd feel bad for you if I wasn't swimming in your money.
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I'm always glad when subcultures that shouldn't exist get the chance to spread and as such I hope that none of y'all ToG'sters perish under mysterious, aviation-related circumstances, at least before the game is out.
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How many megs of datas is the current full text of DwarfNet? How big do you expect it to get?
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Gortarius posted:Tnn is nothing but filler NPCs. Clown evangelists and moping homeless people.
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Clowns are okay but what about Cluwnes, hideous cursed clowns from Space Station 13.
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I think there should not be cluwnes in Barkley 2.
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Dabir posted:I think there should not be cluwnes in Barkley 2. I must respectfully disagree with your opinion.
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Dabir posted:I think there should not be cluwnes in Barkley 2. have you seen the developers
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Here's a lil' something that I forgot was just sitting on my harddrive https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76Qdv2ZkrAw
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Gortarius posted:Here's a lil' something that I forgot was just sitting on my harddrive
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Gortarius posted:Here's a lil' something that I forgot was just sitting on my harddrive Gortarius posted:Barkley 2, making some Wasteland maps Gortarius posted:Barkley 2, making some Waste
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Gortarius posted:Here's a lil' something that I forgot was just sitting on my harddrive I can't believe you'd use the "Cigna editor" after how well RPGMaker treated you. I suppose this goes to show what Tale's of Game's thinks of family values such as brand loyalty!
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Chas McGill posted:Just as I expected...piles of garbage Finally, the garbage I've been promised. Game of the year, 10/10
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Gortarius posted:I myself have a .txt file sitting on my computer where I add in any and all vile and stupid comments on youtube that I have come across. Will expand my horizons to include Reddit and Twitter in the near future. Only gamer.txt level garbage is acceptable. This may prove useful. https://twitter.com/GamersTXT
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Schwarzwald posted:Do any Dwarfnet posters correspond with actual NPCs? ![]()
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Lurdiak posted:This may prove useful. Hmm yes, this is good.
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oh are you accepting submissions now?
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Gortarius posted:Here's a lil' something that I forgot was just sitting on my harddrive It's not a swamp! Cool! When do I get my hands on your toolset and textures/sprites so I can try my hand at making mountains of garbage?
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Freakazoid_ posted:It's not a swamp! Cool! The editor is called Ogmo and is already freely available. We are using a slightly modified version which is faster or something. The only thing you'd really need is the project file(s) which contain the tilesets, objects and whatever else. Not sure how willing the ToG corporate c*nts are to hand that poo poo over, although in my eyes it's really not a big deal at all.
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Gortarius posted:Barkley 2, making some Wasteland maps ... ToG's in the pocket of Big Retro RPG, as suspected?!! ![]()
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Arzachel posted:... ToG's in the pocket of Big Retro RPG, as suspected?!! You got it pal. EDIT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Pe7BN4Zhxo Here is a clip from a comedy RPG "Grandia 2" that we have all studied well to get the tone for Barkley 2 just right. What's that? It's supposed to be serious? Oh. Gortarius fucked around with this message at 19:38 on Apr 28, 2015 |
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The cartoon punchy sound when the brother guy dramatically fell to the ground at the end was MAGICAL.
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Mr. Lobe posted:The cartoon punchy sound when the brother guy dramatically fell to the ground at the end was MAGICAL. It was the perfect sound to use.
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It needs more Games as Art type posts, things like "The timer in Mario was the ultimate in games as art because it wasn't just counting down to Mario's death, it was counting off seconds of my own life spent gaming as well."
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# ? May 30, 2024 22:19 |
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So will there be an event where someone can win the coveted "Baller of Ballers" position and get a life long stipend for it?
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