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Elysiume posted:I feel like someone paying me $1 to go away doesn't qualify them as treating me like a human being. Not to mention even a small cup of plain coffee is going to run more than a dollar. The writer basically is saying, "I subsidized part of a small coffee, they only have to beg half as long to afford one now!"
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# ? Apr 26, 2015 14:40 |
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"Unmedicated schizophrenics are unable to hold down a job? Those lazy bums!"
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# ? Apr 26, 2015 18:38 |
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How would they get the checks if they were homeless? Like where would they be mailed too? Who would allow them to open a bank account?
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# ? Apr 27, 2015 02:15 |
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Turtlicious posted:How would they get the checks if they were homeless? Like where would they be mailed too? Who would allow them to open a bank account?
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# ? Apr 27, 2015 04:53 |
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A few weeks ago, we had our booth at a fair with a pony sweep. One of the ponies defecated. I said "Hey! Road apples!" The woman at our booth asked, "What are road apples?" quote:Not Mature About Manure
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# ? Apr 27, 2015 07:24 |
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Khazar-khum posted:fertilizer Wait, the guy wanted the store to take the poo poo and make it more poo poo as revenge? What? Hunh?
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# ? Apr 27, 2015 09:17 |
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some dumbass posted:I don't appreciate you using a vulgar term... Stop being an a**.
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# ? Apr 27, 2015 15:14 |
quote:Customer: “Listen, you b***! Still trying to guess this one. Bear? Baby? Blah?
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# ? Apr 27, 2015 15:25 |
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Lblitzer posted:Still trying to guess this one. Bear? Baby? Blah? Butt.
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# ? Apr 27, 2015 15:29 |
MindlessHavok posted:Butt. Oh my heavens, watch your tone
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# ? Apr 27, 2015 15:35 |
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bringmyfishback posted:Wait, the guy wanted the store to take the poo poo and make it more poo poo as revenge? What? Hunh? He wanted the store to dump manure on the other guy's lawn because you see that's also feces so its the same thing?
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# ? Apr 27, 2015 16:06 |
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Zaphod42 posted:He wanted the store to dump manure on the other guy's lawn because you see that's also feces so its the same thing? To be fair 5 tons of horse poo poo is a reasonable and suitable comeback to some punk making GBS threads on your lawn.
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# ? Apr 27, 2015 17:39 |
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SybilVimes posted:To be fair 5 tons of horse poo poo is a reasonable and suitable comeback to some punk making GBS threads on your lawn. Also beats the hell out of the pizza delivery prank.
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# ? Apr 27, 2015 17:52 |
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# ? Apr 27, 2015 20:23 |
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Zaphod42 posted:He wanted the store to dump manure on the other guy's lawn because you see that's also feces so its the same thing? OH. ohhh. Thank you for translating from NAR Dumbass to Standard Dumbass.
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# ? Apr 28, 2015 11:28 |
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He wanted manure made from human waste to be dumped on his neighbor's lawn. You know how all these stdh stories read like the same person wrote them all? This one reads like they just didn't want to put any effort in this week.
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# ? Apr 28, 2015 13:26 |
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http://imgur.com/gallery/dDG2B
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# ? Apr 28, 2015 17:01 |
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Assuming he's married and had sex (lol) and that the neighbor had a radio scanner and could talk back to the baby monitor how was the neighbor suppose to know that this particular couple moaning are the same couple from next door.
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# ? Apr 28, 2015 17:12 |
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Aaah, justification edits, a staple of stdh and the shithole that is imgur. E1: no you see, it is actually true because... E2: Well it turns out that E1 was not incorrect because... E3: gently caress off haters, it's totally true.
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# ? Apr 28, 2015 17:15 |
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E4: Okay, I forgot to mention that my wife and I are actually pelicans. Hope that clears everything for you.
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# ? Apr 28, 2015 17:26 |
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Boris Galerkin posted:Assuming he's married and had sex (lol) and that the neighbor had a radio scanner and could talk back to the baby monitor how was the neighbor suppose to know that this particular couple moaning are the same couple from next door. Perhaps he often stands outside their window and listens to them having sex, so he knows what it usually sounds like?!
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# ? Apr 28, 2015 18:26 |
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Boris Galerkin posted:Assuming he's married and had sex (lol) and that the neighbor had a radio scanner and could talk back to the baby monitor how was the neighbor suppose to know that this particular couple moaning are the same couple from next door. Because those things have a poo poo range, and his neighbours just had a newborn kid. I don't applaud our neighbour because it'd be rude to interrupt the 20 seconds of fun he gets every few months.
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# ? Apr 29, 2015 03:51 |
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quote:Edit 2: I assumed the neighbours had a baby intercom because they have a 2yo. It wasn't their baby Intercom. Apparently my neighbours has some kind of radio scanner which can be used to talk back (27mc?)It picked up our baby intercom and he decided to have laugh. He brought me some beer to apologise... I think his wife made him do that Gosh guys, this is normal and not a totally weird and creepy sounding thing I had to pull out of my arse to cover up my lies, shutup already!
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# ? Apr 29, 2015 05:37 |
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quote:Parents Have Blind Faith
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# ? Apr 29, 2015 08:30 |
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Maybe I'm getting soft in my old age, but from what I hear from my teacher friends this one isn't unrealistic.
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# ? Apr 29, 2015 08:33 |
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Bobby Digital posted:Maybe I'm getting soft in my old age, but from what I hear from my teacher friends this one isn't unrealistic. Yeah, this is my experience too. You get tonnes of "But my child is an angel at home! They would never cheat/punch another kid/punch a teacher/punch a computer/punch a dog/etc" incidents, and they just get an extra level of crazy when the parents are fundies of one type or another.
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# ? Apr 29, 2015 08:39 |
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Along with the old standard "I don't see why you think my grade 5 kid is reading at a grade 1 level, look at this essay they just wrote at home *produces an essay in the parent's handwriting*"
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# ? Apr 29, 2015 08:40 |
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Thank you, child-of-teacher, for explaining to me what cheating is. I had no idea that it included letting someone copy one's work.
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# ? Apr 29, 2015 14:16 |
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Once I would have laughed along with you, but ever since my wife started teaching, I now have no doubt that a student would need to have every possible permutation of cheating explained to him or her. And we're talking college students here.
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# ? Apr 29, 2015 16:26 |
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ibntumart posted:Once I would have laughed along with you, but ever since my wife started teaching, I now have no doubt that a student would need to have every possible permutation of cheating explained to him or her. And we're talking college students here. My school had a plagiarism/cheating unit in the mandatory "College for Dumbshit Freshmen" course.
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# ? Apr 29, 2015 16:37 |
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razorrozar posted:My school had a plagiarism/cheating unit in the mandatory "College for Dumbshit Freshmen" course. I'm pretty sure hers does, too, but that doesn't mean she doesn't clarify it on the syllabus and in class, yet still have to send a couple of emails explaining cheating or plagiarism every semester.
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# ? Apr 29, 2015 16:58 |
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ibntumart posted:I'm pretty sure hers does, too, but that doesn't mean she doesn't clarify it on the syllabus and in class, yet still have to send a couple of emails explaining cheating or plagiarism every semester. I'm not saying it worked.
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# ? Apr 29, 2015 17:01 |
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I used to serve as faculty/admin liaison to our school's Honor Council and I had a student come in who was accused of copying off another student's paper during a test. It was pretty airtight--the TA saw it, and both students had identical wrong answers that weren't given by anyone else in the room--so we found her guilty and let her know she had a chance to appeal. She did, and her defense was that she had moved here from Belgium in high school and that in Belgium looking at someone else's paper and copying their answers isn't cheating. It was beautiful.
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# ? Apr 29, 2015 17:59 |
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quote:I'm a Psychopath.
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# ? Apr 29, 2015 23:21 |
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Sounds like someone just took an intro to psychology course, maybe next we'll get a story about how somebody's headmate screamed and disappeared into the aether after accidentally reading that schizophrenia isn't what they think and that DID has basically been disproven
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# ? Apr 29, 2015 23:48 |
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Sounds like someone saw Lucky Number Slevin and wanted to be a special snowflake too.
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# ? Apr 30, 2015 00:56 |
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No, no, this is 100% Dexter brand "psychopathy".
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# ? Apr 30, 2015 03:31 |
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quote:Genetically Modified Turkey
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# ? Apr 30, 2015 07:44 |
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My customer made an honest mistake mispronouncing a word. Time to belittle him.
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poo poo That Did Happen posted:Genetically Modified Turkey
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